Just wondering, as a poor country lad who thought a blow-job had something to do with autumn wind, would whistling have the same effect?? I notice that very few people whistle thesedays. I'm an inveterate whistler, have been since I got over -excited watching Lauren Bacall instruct Humphrey Bogart to whistle in 'To Have or Have Not'
(You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow....')
What a film: supercharged with sexual chemistry. Bacall was/is one of the sexiest women ever! Anyway, before I'm chained to the SH railings for hijacking threads, as I'm more likely to be found whistling than on the business end of a blow-job, I am intrigued that that my Roger Whittaker impressions might be providing me with a positive health benefit...
Sorry about this:
I can't think of any lyrics except :
'I remember to this day
The bright red Georgia clay
And how it stuck to the tires
After the summer rain
Will power made that old car go
A woman's mind told me that so
Oh how I wish
We were back on the road again
Me and you and a dog named boo
Travelin' and livin' off the land
Me and you and a dog named boo
How I love being a free man
I can still recall
The wheat fields of St. Paul
And the day we all got caught
Stealing from an old hen
Old McDonald he made us work
But then he paid us for what it was worth
Another tank of gas
And back on the road again
I'll never forget the day
We motored stately into big L.A.
The lights of the city put settlin'
Down in my brain
Though it's only been a month or so
That old car's buggin' us to go
We've gotta get away and get back on
The road again
Yes, that wondrous song , 'Me and You and a Dog named Boo'
Well, bugger me. If this is all I can remember from the pantheon of good songs that were the seventies, then I must have sucked a little too hard on the juice of the apple! Yes, old Lobo must have had quite a neck to sing lyrics like that.
Anyone else remember it...or are you too embarrassed to admit it.
I nominate it for the SH 'Corniest Crap Lyrics ' Award
A
Nostalgia
Yesterday seems closer, sweeter
As the golden grape warms my soul.
The faces seem much closer, dearer
And part of that which makes me whole.
Looking back seems right, good
And the world I knew seems near,
The friends I had are with me, real
Their eyes and voices oh so dear.
Surely is is right, now
To celebrate the past,
But knowing it is gone, borne
In golden amber, but will last
As long as my head lives, turns
To gaze on that which formed my being,
The miles walked with friends, loves
Eyes that met in saying, seeing
Beneath the dross that men, life
Require our spirits to aquire,
For a while we knew, shared
A spark from an eternal fire.
A.
(will copy to poetry thread)
I saw appalling cruelty to dumb animals only this morning. It was horrific. That kind of transportation should be made illegal!!! They were squashed into dirty, poorly ventilated, outdated equipment; they had no access to water although many were showing signs of distress; they looked sullen and depressed, their eyes looked sunken, they were totally unable to carry out any of the functions appropriate to their species; and the worst thing?....nobody seemed to care. Barbarism, pure barbarism....
...and if the Victoria line has ONE more signal breakdown...I'm taking a cab!!
Dock Green Police Station
Nostalgia Avenue
1960's England.
Evenin' All,
PC George Dixon 'ere.
This evenin', at 'ours, I was pedalling my bicycle along the 'Igh Street, when I 'eard a disturbance takin' place at the Avatar and Advert public 'ouse. Upon investigating, I came upon a large crowd of gentleman, of a Hoirish persuasion, fighting with the locals. Upon my arrival , they himmediately scarpered. 'Owever, on my way out I noticed a dirty white Transit Van, License Plate number GYP 0 S. My hattention was himmediately drawn to the Guinness label taking the place of the Tax Disc. Upon hinvestigation I found a Hoirish sounding gentleman, somewhat the worse for drink, holding tight to a rope, at the end of which was a small long -eared animal. In my best copper's voice I said,
'Don't be silly sonnie, 'and it over'
The hanimal is now in the Dog Pound at the Station, where we noticed a henvelope stuck to its posterior which said,
'If found, return to Mr. Mal Adjusted, Swinging Heaven, Cyberland.'
So, if you would like to come around, wiv proof of hownership, I'm sure we can quickly reunite you wiv your pet.
Mind 'ow you go.
Evenin' all...
George Dixon
from T.A. Macadam,
(By Appointment: Diddicoy to The Queen)
Right, yer moithering jinnits.....
Take no notice of that eejit Dave J: he's a grand one for the craich but he wouldn't know a donkey from a doorknob. I don't know about kissing the Blarney Stone, he must o' swallowed it. The fact is, on the grave of me sainted mother, we've got the long eared pony tethered to the back of the caravan. He's braying like a one of the 'Little Folk' under an electric -fence. Why, I've just stopped Mick O' Flynn from banjaxing him with a tarmac rake. Sure, if the little eejit keeps it up, there'll be a new Donkey Jacket out tarmacing the roads tomorrow, so help me Mary.
Now, I reckon you'll want the little feller back, aah, go on, go on, go on; course yer do. Well, we just happen to have a load of tarmac 'surplus to requirements' and, by the bones of me sainted Da, we just happen to be around your area. What luck!! Saint Patrick himself couldn't have set it up any better. So, if you good people should happen to want your drives tarmacing-good job, 200 year guarantee, contact us by (stolen) mobile phone any time you like-then, we'd be delighted to return him to yers all. Now, I can't think that yers all wouldn't now, so go on, go on, go on. Ring us now....before we get too full o' the black stuff to give a monkey's arse.....
Oh why yes, I forgot to mention, it would be cash of course...but don't worry, we are pleased to be of assistance and will gladly drive you round to the cash machine, in the Transit, with a few of the boys along to make sure you 'don't go astray'-just ask any of the old people in your area.
I'll keep te phone on and will be waiting for your call...
(just remember, there's many an eejit motorcyclist would love them ears on his helmet........)
GodBless All Here:
Terence Aloisius Macadam
Somerset is a wonderful place-second only to Shropshire in the league of places God would choose to live...
The good burghers of said county saved my life-literally-and I won't have a word said against them.
Visit Doone Valley and tell me your life isn't changed.
In May, the cider blossom is a joy to behold.
The cider is good-not quite as good as Hereford's best-and the ghosts of Monmouth's men haunt the 'Levels'.
Listen to Evensong in Wells Cathedral and tell me the spirit of England has gone...Stand beneath Glastonbury Tor, when the festival has gone, and tell me you can't imagine King Arthur and his Knights lined up on the horizon...
If still in doubt, read 'Lorna Doone'.
Do not fear my 'Zummerzet' friends: you inhabit a wonderful place....
Agricola
In reflective mode.
Ray Davies!! I am tempted out from my poet's lair to pay homage to a master song-writer. If anyone represented the 'joi-de-vivre' of late 60s/early 70s Britain (and I was there) it is he. 'Waterloo Sunset' is an enduring masterpiece. 'Autumn Almanac', 'Death of a Clown', 'A Well Respected Man', ...all excellent. A later offering, 'Come Dancing' is one of my enduring favourites.
It seems seems strange now that in this short period of time I saw ' The Corries', 'Johnny Cash', 'Kinks', 'Fairport Convention', 'Halle Orchestra'... how diverse can you get. But their music will live forever...
A.
No one has a life that is more than a few seconds old....what came before is mere history. Life is what is waiting round the corner......enjoy it!!
As music is poetry with crotchets, I'm tempted out by this thread. Try these:
'All The Time in The world'-Louis Armstrong
'Memories of the Alhambra'
'Lark Ascending' and 'Variations on a Theme by Tallis'-Vaughan Williams
''String Quartet no 12 (American)'-Dvorak
'Appalachia Waltz'-(O'Connor)-by Yo Yo Ma
'Cello Concerto'-Elgar
'Summer Wind'-Sinatra
'Hurt'-Johnny Cash
'Gypsy'-Suzanne Vega
'Misere mei, deus'-Allegri
'Porcelain'-Moby
'Piano Concerto No 2'-Shostakovich
Anything by Ludovico Einaudi
'Song for Athene'-Tavener
'Hallelujah'-Jeff Buckley
'Suzanne'-Coen
'La Noyee'-van Tiersen (anything from 'Amelie' soundtrack)
'Main Theme from Once Upon a Time in The West' -Morricone
'Flowers of The Forest' (Traditional -Scottish-Lament)
'Lacrimosa'-Preisner (from Requiem for a Friend')
'Benedictus''-from 'The Armed Man: A Mass for Peace' by Karl Jenkins
'Fanfare for The Common Man'-Aaron Copeland
'Swing Low'-at Twickenham!!
'Tanhauesser'-Wagner
'Parting Glass'-Voice Squad
but, number one:
'Spem in Alium'-Tallis
Sorry for long list: but try them!! my hair would be standing on end, as I have none, my skin prickles......
Tubular Bells (Virgin001)-Vinyl LP: still got it.
First Single: 'Crackling Rosie', Neil Diamond-still got that too..
Thanks to Mike for pointing this out: TV commercials have utilised some excellent music.
The car companies have used some real classics (best, Janice Joplin -'Mercedes Benz, closely followed by 'The Passenger' by Iggypop, Citroen)
Levi have been the most consistent in using top tracks (best, 'Sarabande' by Handel, followed by 'The Joker' by Steve Miller)
Mobile phone companies are catching up fast, e.g 'Bohemian like You', Dandy Warhols.
Award for most memorable goes to NSPCC for advert using a beautiful rendition of 'Silent Night', overlaid by sounds of children being abused. came out at Christmas, about four/five years ago??
However, top track must be 'Slip into Something Comfortable' by 'Kinobe', as used in the Kronenbourg advertisement in which the gorgeous young lady, carrying Kronenbourg, causes butcher to cut fingers off, roadman to put pick through foot etc
Anyone care to nominate any others?
Morecambe and Wise were true greats; however, we should not forget the real genius behind their success, the writer, Eddie Braben. As someone who wants to be a writer when he grows up, I think writers are often the forgotten people, understandably I suppose, as they are rarely seen. He was truly brilliant and wrote for Ken Dodd, Mike Yarwood, Les Dawson et al. I recently heard him interviewed about his years with M&W and was interested enough to search out his book, aptly titled, 'The Book What I Wrote'. He also wrote a play, 'The Play What I Wrote', which got good reviews but which I've never seen. Not hard to guess what it was about.
As for Rolf, I was always amazed at his ability to muster a work of art out of a few tins of eulsion and a fence painting brush while humming 'Sun Arise' (which I still love). He is a trained and well respected artist in his own right, and I watched in amazement at the series where he painted pictures in the style of famous artists; he really is good. In fact, he was so good that I was tempted to forgive him for 'Animal Hospital'......(but perhaps he wasn't THAT good)