im turning to chicken, need chicken, gotta have chicken , gonna get a kfc save me, purely non sexual chicken by the way wouldnt want you lot getting the wrong ideas, chicken breasts in a special coating all crunch as colonel sanders intended them to be, arrrrrrrrrh bargain buckets ooooh and the coleslaw
these clinincs are growing on me are the nurses lookers?
not so sure about sitting round in a room full of hippies , " hi im clive i smoke thiry marlboro lights a day"
going it alone on this one wbb thanks for that
ha , wouldnt be life so simple if you could, tried that trick this afternoon you see i was inspired by my mate wbn to pack it in and thought nows the time so rang the gp for an appointment, now you know what they say about striking while the irons hot etc, i thought something like this no probs, i am afterall likely to save the nhs thousands by quitting, so "can i have a prescription for some nicotine patches please ", reply from snotty cow on tother end, "er no, we have a give up smoking clinic which you can get your prescription from but im afraid youve just missed the intake of new people so perhaps youd like to call back at the end of september", " but i want to stop now, are you suggesting i carry on smoking till then, oh never mind"
she could have at least offered a daily bj to cut down on the wear and tear of the todger!
greg its quality not quantity that counts , well err i hope it is :cry:
update just realised its taking me back to the original page i viewed earlie and not an updated one, erm bet its something simple
heeeeeeeeeeeeeelp
how come when i have logged in and then say visited a page on here when i return to forum index it asks me to log in again? ive had major pc surgery today so dont know if its just me, maybe one of you techies may have an answer and be able to guide me to sort it out, btw im not logged out it just says i am.
i can only imagine the ladies that get constantly bomabrded with gis a shag stuff must get occasionally fed up fair play, ive been guilty of the odd univited but never for a shag lol usually to offer off list advice , and i always appologise for sending the pm, a little courtesy goes a long way, never had a complaint yet bet i do now though lol
cheers ill be reading that closeley later good luck hel, bet im worse off than you lol
gotta agree thee allure is my fave for a night in, prefer the flowery stuff for a day out though
oh yeah forgot to say, oral in the shower now i could drink that down alll day
OF COURSE what i meant to say was our staffs thread i m getting old and confused, anyway your welcome there too
oh dear what am i on about
any time you wanna pop in your always welcome , whats more the mods leave us alone so we can get up to allsorts and they dont notice, dont tell em ,,,,,,,,,,,DOH!
jagsy babe welcome to our own message board, nice of you to pop in
and pming people that dont know what the hell you are on about , forgiven this time but i dont want to go dogging with you in cambs lol or anywhere else for that matter
go to your profile and have a look at the bottom
ive got loads of mates i dont wanna shag i just enjoy thier company, however if the guys wife cant understand that , he has to keep it secret, if its a secret its cheating as the closeness between a man and his wife should imo be without secrets.