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allgoneman
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 57

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im turning to chicken, need chicken, gotta have chicken , gonna get a kfc save me, purely non sexual chicken by the way wouldnt want you lot getting the wrong ideas, chicken breasts in a special coating all crunch as colonel sanders intended them to be, arrrrrrrrrh bargain buckets ooooh and the coleslaw
not so sure about sitting round in a room full of hippies , " hi im clive i smoke thiry marlboro lights a day"
going it alone on this one wbb thanks for that
Quote by Lovecommando
I have given up smoking with little problem. I weaned myself off gradually. I told myself I'll smoke if I want to and not put any pressure on myself to give up. I did however keep reminding myself of how vile smoking is and about all the health benefits of giving up.
As an added incentive stopping smoking with improve your enjoyment of sex as your blood circulation will become better.
The only way you will give it up is like I say when 'you' want to give it up. It's just a matter of telling yourself that you want to.
Another piece of advice is avoid situations where other people are smoking for a time. Next time you encounter these situations you will realise how vile smoking really is.

couple of points to note there!
one SEX CAN GET BETTER??????????????? Bloody hell !!!!!!!!!
two the ex is fagging it downstairs as i speak and would just like to say avoiding her is akin to 20 Bn H anyday
ha , wouldnt be life so simple if you could, tried that trick this afternoon you see i was inspired by my mate wbn to pack it in and thought nows the time so rang the gp for an appointment, now you know what they say about striking while the irons hot etc, i thought something like this no probs, i am afterall likely to save the nhs thousands by quitting, so "can i have a prescription for some nicotine patches please ", reply from snotty cow on tother end, "er no, we have a give up smoking clinic which you can get your prescription from but im afraid youve just missed the intake of new people so perhaps youd like to call back at the end of september", " but i want to stop now, are you suggesting i carry on smoking till then, oh never mind"
she could have at least offered a daily bj to cut down on the wear and tear of the todger!
evening all,
its been a while since i ventured away from "our" thread but some of you may remember how i gave up wanking for a couple of weeks , (lasted all of five days), and have given up sex for a month now, well today, keeping in with the spirit of the new midlands males39 , ive given up the ciggies, already saved a fiver just today although its cost nearly 18 quid for these damned patches ive stuck all over me, so i just wondered if you lot had any tips, ive tried a wank to take my mind of it but im now wanking 20 a day and its getting a tadge sore down there,
any other ideas greatly welcomed lol
Quote by willing but nervous
i just had to tell someone..
a good friend of our family died suddenly last night. he was only 43yrs old..he leaves a lovely wife and young daughter. my family are in bits.
he was a heavy smoker..he had a masive heart coronary, of the arteries surrounding the heart. something like that anyway.
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
as i get older, more of my friends die. and no matter what i do or say, i cant stop this from happening.
please live each day as its your last. tell your wife/girlfriend/children you love them everyday.
i know this is hard to do, as we all have problems of some sort. but nothing is as bad as death.
over the years, i have had a number of my friends die. i never got to say goodbye and some of them, i hadnt seen for months.
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
GO ON.....make that phone call..speak to a friend that you havent seen in ages..tell them you love them. if you dont do it now..then tomorow may be to late and you will not get the chance..
why does it take death to realise how much we care for someone. let them know now..when they are alive.....tomorrow may never come.
im so sad and am crying now..
LIFES SHIT :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

hope this afternoon helped a little babe, hope your head is cleared a little bit, feel a bit useless at times like this but ill just say remember the good times , those stay with you forever
you have a pm
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Quote by Centaur
For the best blow job in the history of my life. You know who you are smile

why shucks , your sooooo kind
lol :shock: :lol:
The longest forum thread I know of, one in which I am a participant, has been running for over two years, has just under 8,000 posts at the time of writing, over 90,000 views, and no useful content whatsoever. biggrin :D
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no useful content , sound like our thread to be honest lol
update just realised its taking me back to the original page i viewed earlie and not an updated one, erm bet its something simple
heeeeeeeeeeeeeelp
how come when i have logged in and then say visited a page on here when i return to forum index it asks me to log in again? ive had major pc surgery today so dont know if its just me, maybe one of you techies may have an answer and be able to guide me to sort it out, btw im not logged out it just says i am.
i can only imagine the ladies that get constantly bomabrded with gis a shag stuff must get occasionally fed up fair play, ive been guilty of the odd univited but never for a shag lol usually to offer off list advice , and i always appologise for sending the pm, a little courtesy goes a long way, never had a complaint yet bet i do now though lol
cheers ill be reading that closeley later good luck hel, bet im worse off than you lol
gotta agree thee allure is my fave for a night in, prefer the flowery stuff for a day out though
oh yeah forgot to say, oral in the shower now i could drink that down alll day
Quote by givemeahug
Im thought the question would b as easy to answer 4 the men as it was 4 the women in the pole...but i can't always b right...i just ask 4 men to b as straight with the answer as us women would b with your poll...im just interested 2 find out how men feel about womens hygene......
thanks 4 your answers...just hope sum more with b as helpful as u cause im really interested... biggrin

bloody really important only read this bit above but theres nothing worse than smelly snatches, the nice natural perfume gggrrrrrrrreat but unclean NOOOO, jesus if im gonna spend an hour or two down there ill take showered first and natural secretions later thanks
OF COURSE what i meant to say was our staffs thread i m getting old and confused, anyway your welcome there too
oh dear what am i on about
any time you wanna pop in your always welcome , whats more the mods leave us alone so we can get up to allsorts and they dont notice, dont tell em ,,,,,,,,,,,DOH!
and pming people that dont know what the hell you are on about , forgiven this time but i dont want to go dogging with you in cambs lol or anywhere else for that matter
Quote by spongeball ste
yes do you like it hehe

sorry mate had to go for a beer, i hhave replied but i can see your all ok now
good on ya
Quote by DreamerHelen
Hey Guys.......I don't normally do posts like these but I've had a really crap couple of days and I could do with some cheering up......
After coming back from the Motel Munch on a complete high my week went downhill very rapidly.......loads of lectures which make my head spin because I know nothing about Biology......and then I haven't managed to get hold of someone that I really want to talk to......I've been so tired I haven't been able to stay awake most nights.....
And then I get a really nasty letter this morning which is going to make me stress out all weekend until I can try and get it sorted out.....
I know there's nothing that you guys can do especially but I just wanted somewhere to vent my frustration.....
Thanks for listening/reading guys.....

we love ya babe, hope that helps a little lol
ive got loads of mates i dont wanna shag i just enjoy thier company, however if the guys wife cant understand that , he has to keep it secret, if its a secret its cheating as the closeness between a man and his wife should imo be without secrets.