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allgoneman
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 57
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Orgasminator
only when ive had sex and weve ended up like that and i cant be arsed to move back up the right end, lol is that so bad of me or what
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well i ended up on a setee last night so right now any where in a bed would be great 
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fair enough, give em a quid and send em out for a cheese burger lol
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from a completely shagless guy to you two i wish you well 
have they surfaced yet, check for spelling mistakes its a sign of tiredness then we can rate the shag :lol:
have they surfaced yet, check for spelling mistakes its a sign of tiredness then we can rate the shag :lol:
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a quick tip when staying in b and bs for the day, have your breakfast before you go to bed, face it you wont be there the following morning , if your there early enogh they probably wont mind lol well ive done it in the past
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seen them on tv shopuld give you a giggle , elastic scrotums the pair of em
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it means i cn talk openly with people without the need to keep rreminding them that swinging is considered a little odd when you arent in their company and i wouldnt want them discussing me with my ex mother in law etc , quite simple thats discretion
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never met a girl yet that warranted more than 40 quid for a room , lol
one day i might i hope lol
one day i might i hope lol
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ive never seen that film buit thats one of my lines , im full of shit too yippppppppppeeeeeeee
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burnt to a frazzle , remember the pork scartchings you were eating well i popped it in the packet while you were in the bathroom , you didnt eat them all did you, oh shit i forgot you did when i popped you on the bus home
sowwwwwwwy red
sowwwwwwwy red
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so was it just me , do i taste that bad, i eat lots of cucmber! lol
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some nutters on here too , im one and red and gilbet easy blue jags marms kitty gmah willing cal dreamer snerty sweety with a bit of luck she'll be bit mad, i could go on with lots more , oh yeah roger mad as a hatter but a bit smelly
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welcome , try a ham and cheese slice just to get you through the moment mate
good luck
good luck
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http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/14929.html
there you are,
there you are,
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have a read of muy confession its in the cafe somewhere sweety, your so right about living your life for yourself, cant find it to link it but i know where your comming from even though i was the cheat
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maybe , theresa thought would i, dont know yyet , dont mind scratching or a bit of biting but a smacked arse , well no pain no gain lol
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what guy would be upset at that? i wouldnt ffs, things like that make you the indidual that you are , we al have something about us we arent happy about , please dont be scared about it although i understand , people on here a genuinely a different breed to those in the other world of cosmetics etc,
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Quote by midlandsmale39
youll see on my reply "quote" click it and reply under it , then people know what you are erefering to
like this
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youll see on my reply "quote" click it and reply under it , then people know what you are erefering to
