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allgoneman
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 57
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stopped in a bnb in york once all the rooms were different , we had the brothel room , yeah ok it wasnt suppose to be a brothel i just think they had a job lot of crap material left over and did it up like one, but we thought brothel when we saw it, quite fun tbh all it needed was a saxophonist down the road and i was in some cheap hookers room in new orleans
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get some spunkit , great on uphostry leaves it looking like new, spunk dash for that new dashboard shine and spunkolene for the windscreen, its available from all private shops or mail order , plus p&p
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welcome , btw your 26 , well if you aint youngish looking now you never will be , good luck
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of course the fact that you have made only 6 posts and expect or should i say hope people will trust you to come round and fiddle with their bits may have something to do with the lack of response mate, give it time dont expect a rush just now
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Quote by Alan
If it wasn't free where would you put the pennies
dont ask cos i have a feeling blue will tell you :lol: Orgasminator
love it, as it happens she is a really nice girl but wont swallow , i kicked her out last week
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if your charging you may have probs here pal, good idea though lol
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now that would be a kind of dp ive never actually seen, theres a movie to be had there judy lol
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bloody cheap too, ive used these in france about a tenner a night , clean and basic , but very anonymous, credit card in the recetion and your in. prefer a travel lodge though for a days bonking , i like the convenience to the motorways lol
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i think its exactly what my ex would like to see done to me right now, mind you perhaps if she'd had been tht adventurous before we split we 'd still be together now lol
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how invigoratinfg would a nice ice cold shower be Roger, you know it makes sense consider the neighbours
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youll get to know folks on here , percent will be totally understanding about your feelings they are a sensible bunch, that of course leaves the other guy who is a complete psycho, hes on here to, so be careful, ask around regular posters to verify peoples honesty, dont be shy about your safety , perhaps meeting a girl and going to rios muight be better for your first time than some feller you dont know, just be sure its waht you want to do, a great place to chill btw and nudity isnt absoulutely required, you have a towel wrapped round you if you want and most folks do when they are out fo the water, good luck
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poor bugger , big isnt always beautiful as weve seen on another thread in the past lol
still now thinking about blue saying , er hang on you dont mind if i get my camera out, whilst surrounded by twenty blokes with their knobs in their hands, i bet the car park would have emptied shumaker fashion
still now thinking about blue saying , er hang on you dont mind if i get my camera out, whilst surrounded by twenty blokes with their knobs in their hands, i bet the car park would have emptied shumaker fashion
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what you forgot to mention was that all of a sudden the empty jaccuzi began filling with men, am i wrong , when ever ive been to rios ive sat and watched the lady chase, you know what i mean girl gets out of sauna heads for pool five guys leave sauna,and head for pool area, girl tries water with toe and then turns , five guys think what the fuck are we gfoing to do know so all try pool with toe and then proceed to follow the girl back to the sauna , im not knocking Rios btw its a fine place and very very friendly, but from my point of view , ive never been there looking for anything more than a chill out and a massage, it really is funny
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im only guessing that a smaller insetion wouldnt hurt as much, ive only ever had a well lubed finger up mine and that made my eyes water at first so god knows how a large strap on would feel
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i wonder if anyone who is str8 is going to go for the less painful b option
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they dont give a shit why you are there they only want the money, half of the hotels i this country and abroad would close down but for the daytime shagging business, they really dont care. just dont be too noisey , consider your neighbours that may want some sleep
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Quote by sweety1909
Thank you so much to you all! I have a question! Iam shy about my body as well how will I combine the feelings and dream I got with the shyness of my body! I would like to do so much and not feel shy about it! Maybe it is because I hide my inner fantasies I dont know! Can anybody help me on this?
every girl ive spoke to on here as said they are unattractive, now not that ive ever asked for pics but when ever ive been sent one im yet to see a girl that is, we all harbour feelings about our bodies in one way or another , for about twenty years my circumsision was enough for me to hide my nudity in the showers at the local swimming baths etc, of course that was being silly but it shows how we can be, now im confident and couldnt give a shit what folks think as im bloody perfect, just like you are but you havent realised it yet.
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http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/102532.html#102532
here we'll look after to you till you venture out into the big forum like givemeahug did, lol
here we'll look after to you till you venture out into the big forum like givemeahug did, lol
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welcome to the nuthouse , we adopt shy folks on our staffs thread and break em in, youd be welcome to come and have a look
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im being hyperthetical well i would be if i could spell it, this isnt a question for those that like the idea of either or its one for those like me you and cops , to work out , otherwise it would be too easy to answer as in gmah post
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yes of course it has occured to me , im one of those peop[le , thats the whole point, its not a fantasy of mine either, it is however if you were in a situation where either or had to happen it would take a lot of thought for the answer.
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thats easy for you to say Rosie, but then why it should be different for the guys to admit ive no idea.
