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10 Feb 2009

Quote by Ahabs
Well, that was assumed a given - you don't join in uninvited (even IF he had been a black guy at the time), either way, she wasn't rude, simply told him no and clarifying her preference...
Did he have a right to cry "discrimination!" ?
Would I have a right to yell "Sexual discrimination! Is it cause I is not gay?" If turned away from the Lesbians for lesbians social?

Hiya Ahabs ltns. I think yr fem friend could have put him down a little more gently. She probably, unintentionally gave him the impression his only 'fault' was that he wasn't 'black' in the accepted use of the word, the implication being that she would have played indiscriminately with an uninvited black male, which was probably a reason that he would have accepted readily, or should have ;)

17 Dec 2007

Quote by jaymar

So, Whats the one thing you HAVE to have at Christmas??
The one thing that you think...well it wouldnt be christmas without it, or that you dont have at any other time, bit christmas just wouldnt be right if you didnt have it?

...a visit from a (swinging) Jehovah's Witness!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
OMG! Alspals!... a rare visit from the funniest avatar in 2007!... wave

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(from she who eyes you up on your rare webcam! wink

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)x
Oh Mar, you lovely girl, you spied me on cam? So you know Denzil Washington aint living in Yorkshire now!
So what would I like for Xmas? A knock on the door from you..but dont bring The Watchtower or Awake!
:inlove: :inlove:
oooh.. I shall be the lady at your door wearing only a mac - feeling the sexy winter night air wrapping itself around my thighs... lol

lol

and holding a bottle of wine and some mistletoe.. will that do? :wink:
..er, er, er...I've just choked on me mince pie!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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17 Dec 2007

Quote by jaymar

So, Whats the one thing you HAVE to have at Christmas??
The one thing that you think...well it wouldnt be christmas without it, or that you dont have at any other time, bit christmas just wouldnt be right if you didnt have it?

...a visit from a (swinging) Jehovah's Witness!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
OMG! Alspals!... a rare visit from the funniest avatar in 2007!... wave

wave

(from she who eyes you up on your rare webcam! wink

wink

)x
Oh Mar, you lovely girl, you spied me on cam? So you know Denzil Washington aint living in Yorkshire now!
So what would I like for Xmas? A knock on the door from you..but dont bring The Watchtower or Awake!
:inlove: :inlove:

16 Dec 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
So, Whats the one thing you HAVE to have at Christmas??
The one thing that you think...well it wouldnt be christmas without it, or that you dont have at any other time, bit christmas just wouldnt be right if you didnt have it?

...a visit from a (swinging) Jehovah's Witness!
:shock: :shock: :shock:

16 Dec 2007

Quote by winchwench
..don't know if this has been covered before, but also when visiting soneones house be aware of the discreetly positioned phone or camcorder, especially as these devices are so small now.
I once visited a couple and was aware of something winking at me from the corner of the room and it certainly wasnt the lady concerned!

Sure it wasn't MarkZ? rolleyes

rolleyes

A :roll: could easily be mistaken for a wink

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in low light.....
Hmmm..now you come to mention it! :P :P :P

16 Dec 2007

..don't know if this has been covered before, but also when visiting soneones house be aware of the discreetly positioned phone or camcorder, especially as these devices are so small now.
I once visited a couple and was aware of something winking at me from the corner of the room and it certainly wasnt the lady concerned!

11 Jul 2007

Quote by Mr-Powers
sexy and practical!

...a black binliner?? lol

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..sorry Samndave, but in seriousness..maybe a wraparound dress? Easy to get off and can quickly then be re-converted to the PTA Mum look when the fun's over..nice!!
Have fun!

10 Jul 2007

..would be grateful if someone could confirm whether the chatroom access problem has been resolved. Haven't been able to log in today and don't see any new posts re this issue..so maybe it's just me! :shock: :shock: lol

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10 Jul 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
Also a welcome back from me - good to see you back in here Alspals. :thumbup:

Quote by alspals
..and thanks to you too Mike, I remember some of the political threads from way back where we were lone voices! Good to see you fella

Quote by MikeNorth
I remember them very well too. When I saw you I thought: Ah, a kindred spirit is back. :D

oh sh*t! :D thought i'd better put in the emoticon, just to be sure
I just had a shock when I saw your avs eyes move Alspals :shock:
don't do that!!
lp
"Look into my eyes. Look into my eyes. The eyes. The eyes. Not around the eyes. Don't look around my eyes. Look into my eyes... You're under."
:shock: :shock: :shock:
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8 Jul 2007

sorry MrFC..really hoped I could make a meaningful contribution to your thread!!
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8 Jul 2007

.can you believe my perverted mind..read the thread title as 'women and watersports'?
:doh: redface

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8 Jul 2007

Quote by fabio
A living in harmony vibe!!!!! taking the piss out of the old bloke type of thing....

...I'll not be coming then son!! lol

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8 Jul 2007

Quote by splendid_
in years gone by.. when I was young umm 16/17 years old. I undressed in front of a much older man with the intention of having sex... he was laid on the bed and said 'my word, you are splendid'
it took me by surprise and I started to laugh... his erection slowly began to resemble the leaning tower of pizza (sp?) then a jelly on a plate.. this only added to the hilarity (for me) the word can still have me in fits of, rather immature, giggles.
When deciding on a log in for a unknown site I decided that I wanted something that would always make me, at least, smile.
splendid it was.
splendid

..and I thought it was because you were as sweet as a sacharine free sugar replacement!
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oh gosh rolleyes

rolleyes

.... what do you want ???
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splendid
..to suck on your sap redface

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surprised

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8 Jul 2007

Quote by MikeNorth
Nothing to add to the thread, just wanted to say to Alspals - long time no see!

ahh you remember me?? That's really nice Freckledbird..bloody ages since I've seen you, but have been distracted by the instant 'hit' in the chatroom..but smarter folks in the forum!
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Also a welcome back from me - good to see you back in here Alspals. :thumbup:
..and thanks to you too Mike, I remember some of the political threads from way back where we were lone voices! Good to see you fella :D

8 Jul 2007

Quote by splendid_
in years gone by.. when I was young umm 16/17 years old. I undressed in front of a much older man with the intention of having sex... he was laid on the bed and said 'my word, you are splendid'
it took me by surprise and I started to laugh... his erection slowly began to resemble the leaning tower of pizza (sp?) then a jelly on a plate.. this only added to the hilarity (for me) the word can still have me in fits of, rather immature, giggles.
When deciding on a log in for a unknown site I decided that I wanted something that would always make me, at least, smile.
splendid it was.
splendid

..and I thought it was because you were as sweet as a sacharine free sugar replacement!
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:D :D

8 Jul 2007

Quote by jaymar
Nothing to add to the thread, just wanted to say to Alspals - long time no see!

And it is the funniest avatar I've seen in ages! :D
thanks Jaymar..any resemblance to persons living or dead, is purely coincidental lol

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8 Jul 2007

Quote by fabio

..abso-bloody-lutely! Couldn't agree more..why do some guys think that being black is just about having a big cock?! I've rarely heard a black guy say he has a big cock..or tried to disengage 'it' from the rest of who he is..although my ex wife did have a bloody good try! Black guys..and reluctant wives are human beings..not sex toys for the colonial fantasies of certain white males! Rant over!
Peace & love..phew!

sssssssssssssh........... smile

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stop telling people the truth!!! lol

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:lol: I'll never get a bloody meet now!!!!!
seriously though.... I have stayed out of the thread for the reason that I really don't know what to say to such nonsense...so thanks "dad" for saying what you have....... :thumbup: :thumbup:
Aye, you hang around till the old man make a fool of himself! biggrin

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Hiya Fabz..good to see you again :D

8 Jul 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Nothing to add to the thread, just wanted to say to Alspals - long time no see!

ahh you remember me?? That's really nice Freckledbird..bloody ages since I've seen you, but have been distracted by the instant 'hit' in the chatroom..but smarter folks in the forum!
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8 Jul 2007

Quote by flower411
I'm too lost for words!... is this a joke? If my husband was placing a post like this I'd be mortified.
IMO you have disrespected your wife and you have disrespected other race/black people.

..abso-bloody-lutely! Couldn't agree more..why do some guys think that being black is just about having a big cock?! I've rarely heard a black guy say he has a big cock..or tried to disengage 'it' from the rest of who he is..although my ex wife did have a bloody good try! Black guys..and reluctant wives are human beings..not sex toys for the colonial fantasies of certain white males! Rant over!
Peace & love..phew!
I hope my views on the original post are clear !! lol

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I would like to say alspals, that I am frequently whispered in the chatrooms by people asking if mrs f would like to try a big black cock. These whispers are from people who`s profile and pics show that they are black wink

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The thing is ... redface

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I always feel racist when I say no !!! rolleyes

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Does anybody else have this problem ??
Oh and btw alspals, have you always had that avatar ? or did you just put it there to reply to this post ?? It fits so well :lol: :lol:
..that's fair enough flower411, of course there are black guys who have bought into this whole 'allwhitewomenwantbigblackdick' thing. And you're not being racist for saying no, your decision probably motivated by not wanting your wife to get involved with someone that might view her so one dimensionally biggrin

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Yes, I've always had that Avatar..I am black and er..have a big cock! pmsl

7 Jul 2007

Quote by jaymar
I'm too lost for words!... is this a joke? If my husband was placing a post like this I'd be mortified.
IMO you have disrespected your wife and you have disrespected other race/black people.

..abso-bloody-lutely! Couldn't agree more..why do some guys think that being black is just about having a big cock?! I've rarely heard a black guy say he has a big cock..or tried to disengage 'it' from the rest of who he is..although my ex wife did have a bloody good try! Black guys..and reluctant wives are human beings..not sex toys for the colonial fantasies of certain white males! Rant over!
Peace & love..phew!

13 Apr 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Apparently it is full of fit, athletic, hunky black guys. Has a small jacuzzi (4-6 seater), 6/7 playrooms and a lounge area.

Blimey, that counts me out then as a male participant lol

14 Nov 2005

...plenty from Sheff here...but unlike FB, I'll tell you all about the 2 night orgies on country estates and tales of bondage, flagellation and auto eroticsim...but that only happens in Surrey lol
Ps..if you write for the Sheffield Star, can you make sure you spell my name right...it's Al lol

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12 Nov 2005

Quote by rebecca_uk_tv
Strangely given my lifestyle youâ€™d expect me to one of those lefty/liberal PC mad people walking around saying how ashamed Britain and other countries should be of there military past. Well those people can rot in hell if they think that they are talking for me.
Iâ€™m proud of the British history and will be forever grateful to everyone who has served and given so much to keep this country (and others) free. And regardless of what certain communities may think this will always be a free country.
Britain will never forget.

...also don't forget the thousands from Commonwealth countries who also gave their lives in the pursuit of freedom and liberation.

2 Nov 2005

..great idea Veneziano...very original. I guess most girls would prefer a nice, gentle seduction and a meal cooked by a nice fella, than a quick fumble in the back of a Cortina after the pubs shut!
Good Luck mate cool

cool

I better dust off my old Ainsley cookbooks..any girls fancy grinding Percy Peppermill?? lol

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2 Nov 2005

..the remains of last night's Chinese...yuk...but at least it beats a bottle of cider from a brown paper bag....mmmmm!

2 Nov 2005

Quote by doctor69
After a long debate in the office here with the girls...... Pink has come out tops!
Anal sex is something of a no no here, but 2 girls admit they like it with the right partner and so long as its gentle to start with.
whats anyones views?

..always wondered what the staff at the Revenue talked about when they weren't sending out red letters!
To answer your question..in my opinion it's a purely a matter of choice..and depends how you feel about your partner..I certainly haven't judged a g/f because she would or wouldn't engage in anal. biggrin

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1 Nov 2005

:karaoke:
...drum roll...'and now for the delectation of my servile partner...a joyous event of stupendous anticipation...a roller coaster ride on the Coney Island Green Banana...a big fat knob up the sh*****!' :giggle:

1 Nov 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
3) blagged my way into the VIP section at a well know london nightclub by claiming to be "M.C Hammer's Brother" (before any of you laugh, it was cool back in the day!!!)
sean xxxxxxx

..tried to blag my way into the VIP section of a Newcastle nightclub, claiming to be Sean's brother! rotflmao

rotflmao

1 Nov 2005

if it's not too much trouble, could you put me down as a possible please Alex?
I have to organise my work rota for December before I can commit.
Ta chuck smile

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29 Oct 2005

Quote by willielikeit
is in the afternnon, would have been evening.

..you put amin yr original post..thats night time innit on a 12h clock? confused

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Anyways..bloody bad news whatever time of day it was...be careful out there folks smile

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