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All I know is that, if a bars full it usually empties as soon as I walk in.:cheers:
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Quote by bigDaddy
I have been invited to a private mansion party this weekend and my girlfriend has gone back to Australia. I would like to replace her with another sexy, gorgeous Australian (if there are any more out there viewing this ad!), else any sexy, gorgeous girl from london, or travelling to london will do(especially if her name is Vikki!)
pls get in touch PM Me.
PS. she had to return due to visa restrictions.
..ahh so you're in mourning then?! :shock:
Quote by LilMissGullable
Im kind of skeptical that this was sent with any sort of human intervention at all because to me t looks like the result of some automated script that just sends the same message to everyone with a photo ad.
I guess the SH equivalent of those indian call centres that dial loads of numbers hoping that someone answers
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Do they attatch picture of black willies to them as well????
No....
..guys like that give black willies a bad name!
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but you posed a hypothetical question which has no basis in contemporary reality, as we know it. What do you think would have happened to civilisation by the time we're having to ride bikes to work, stoke wood fires or have to sew for entertainment? You also forget the point that oil producers need a market to sell oil into. There would be no advantage to them in not doing so as they would soon suffer financially.
The question was hypothetical yes but if you belive that no discussion and planning has already taken place for this scenario Im afraid your not living in the real world.
As for there being no advantage in not selling oil to the western markets ,You are applying western thinking .There is no advantage to any state to support terrorist acts against another country but certain islamic regimes do it you imagine for one second that anyone of the same ilk as osama bin laden would not use oil to bring the west to its knees ?.There is a groundswell of support throughout the arab world for isalmic fundamentalism saudi arabia is a prime example of this .
That's why I qualified my statement by saying in 'contemporary reality', we can hypothesise until we're blue in the face and speculate on what if's and using your supposition of course people may respond differently and perhaps outrageously. The point I was trying to make was taking things as we have them now, an invasion of Iran, purely for the procurement of oil would be an outrageous act of terrorism and imho would therefore not be a justifiable objective.
Your second point is also interesting, are you suggesting that only islamic regimes support terrorism..if so isn't that a naive view? Undoubtedly the power of oil is great, but how exactly would it be used to bring the west to its knees? Arab oil producers need oil revenue. The US has huge oil reserves. I think Arab countries that support terrorism would have gone long skint before the US started over worrying about where their next gallon was coming from!
Quote by Mister_Discreet
I stiil think we should have fininshed the job properly in 1991, when Saddam clearly did have weapons of mass destruction and invaded Kuwait with them, at least back then we had a good excuse to pile in and take the oil, and we'd have saved a lot of kurds from being tortured to death too.
..the question was related to 'Invading Iran'
Quote by westerross
Not bad for a Gooner!
Happy Birthday Sean. :thumbup:
Just want to tell you that you share one with me mother in law!
...Tune, they could be the same person, I bet you've never seen them both in the same room at the same time?..unless she was at the NE Munch of course!!
:rotflmao: I read a post on another board stating that it was the duty of a government to protect it's citizens way of life above all else . Therefore they stated it was the duty of the western powers to secure the oil in any country they deemed neccessary to ensure the continuation of our society
What benefits are there to society & global harmony in condoning theft or murder of foreign citizens?
Do you think there would be mass desention if the goverment invaded any middle eastern country if or when they start to hold us to ransom over oil.
Yes
I wonder how many people would protest while having to ride thier bikes to work and stoke the wood fire while sewing to keep themselves entertained
I do that already, it's fun you should try it!
im not advocating it just interested in opinions
but you posed a hypothetical question which has no basis in contemporary reality, as we know it. What do you think would have happened to civilisation by the time we're having to ride bikes to work, stoke wood fires or have to sew for entertainment? You also forget the point that oil producers need a market to sell oil into. There would be no advantage to them in not doing so as they would soon suffer financially.
Quote by duncanlondon
Strange thing first impressions.
I bumped into a 'big' black guy following a sessions a few years ago. There he was standing with a shopping basket in his hands.
I couldn't help but imagine the basket was actually supported by his massive cock.
I expected spunk to squirt out of his fully erect and gleaming cock.
But no, it was Sainsbury's. We chatted, shrugged shoulders, made small talk and fucked off in our own separate ways.
...can't have been me then!
Quote by Dune
im in helston if any guys are ever down this way and want to pop in for a drink.
ok sorry but only if your a regular in the forums, dont want every random poping in on me, ill run outta biccys, saying that im just about to make some flapjack and brownies.
xx fem xxlou xxx
I know Helston very well. Been down there a few times. I even changed my clutch cable in the high street after it snapped... NIce area..
..is Helston the place with the pink post office?
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Welcome from a fellow Sheffielder.
In your quest for sexual fulfilment, resist the temptation to broach one or more of the following subjects:
Shagging Sheep (unless you intend to eat them afterwards!)
How many times you've appeared (naked) in The Sheffield Star.
Wearing of flat caps
Smerkin Woodbines
Black Pudding (only myself, Fabio and Chocolateknob can speak with any authority!)
Any outdoor activity involving pigeons.
Poor spelling & enunciation by non-Tykes.
Good luck
:giggle:
In your quest for sexual fulfilment, resist the temptation to broach one or more of the following subjects:
Shagging Sheep (unless you intend to eat them afterwards!)
How many times you've appeared (naked) in The Sheffield Star.
Wearing of flat caps
Smerkin Woodbines
Black Pudding (only myself, Fabio and Chocolateknob can speak with any authority!)
Any outdoor activity involving pigeons.
Poor spelling & enunciation by non-Tykes.
Good luck
:giggle:
Quote by freckledbird
don't think i'd meet someone called chocolateknob anyway
but as it has already been pointed out we already know single men greatly out number the women on here, did u really need to look at the adds to know that?
...and what's wrong with having a chocolate knob?! :twisted:
:lol:Never tried one, so I wouldn't know:lol:
..well I do keep offering my meagre services FB!
ops: :cry: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I missed the offers then :oops: you must have been subtle :wink: :lol:
er, well, can I? Do you? Can you? ermm, cough, cough, splutter...ride tandem?! :doh:
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Quote by freckledbird
don't think i'd meet someone called chocolateknob anyway
but as it has already been pointed out we already know single men greatly out number the women on here, did u really need to look at the adds to know that?
...and what's wrong with having a chocolate knob?! :twisted:
:lol:Never tried one, so I wouldn't know:lol:
..well I do keep offering my meagre services FB!
ops: :cry: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
don't think i'd meet someone called chocolateknob anyway
but as it has already been pointed out we already know single men greatly out number the women on here, did u really need to look at the adds to know that?
...and what's wrong with having a chocolate knob?! :twisted:
:lol: Quote by Johnno1973
Lets not bring the red rose of lancashire into this, the sweetest smellling rose in the world. Lancashire folk are much more approachable and probably poorer.
Dont make me get my strimmer out.
..apologises Johnno, of course we northern boys should stick togerther against our soft southern brothers!
I dont know about all that north/south divide tension. Seems its better to be a lover not a fighter in here.
..only pulling yr leg fella! :cheers:
Quote by Johnno1973
Lets not bring the red rose of lancashire into this, the sweetest smellling rose in the world. Lancashire folk are much more approachable and probably poorer.
Dont make me get my strimmer out.
..apologises Johnno, of course we northern boys should stick togerther against our soft southern brothers!
Quote by freckledbird
Best beer (Stones)
Best brains (Freckledbird!)
Best burds (All of em)
Best blokes (Horny moi?!)
...best bonkers! (see above)
You after a shag or something? :twisted:
...nah, not today, rustled a couple of sheep, got em in the boot of me car..so I'm sorted for sex..and dinner!
:rotflmao: Quote by Amber
She is Alspals - theres another one. Asterisk - ta daaaaa.
Shouldn't "There's" have an apostrophy......sorry Frecklebird if I am right!!
......Well, you ARE right but Postie only mentioned spelling mistakes and not grammatical mistakes so you lose! The word is spelt correctly but the punctuation is incorrect - tough luck Slack rules will always favour the contender.
FB 0 Postie 0
Amber - own goal!
...she's saved by quoting the asterisk..Postie allowed deliberate spelling mistakes!
I thought the deliberate asterix was for the ta daaaa (which was getting back at you for the comment about errrrrr) Anyways........As said, slack rules so she wins that one!!
blimey..I think Postie should award us all honorary degrees for managing to work it all out :jagsatwork:
:lol: Quote by Jags
She is Alspals - theres another one. Asterisk - ta daaaaa.
Shouldn't "There's" have an apostrophy......sorry Frecklebird if I am right!!
......Well, you ARE right but Postie only mentioned spelling mistakes and not grammatical mistakes so you lose! The word is spelt correctly but the punctuation is incorrect - tough luck Slack rules will always favour the contender.
FB 0 Postie 0
Amber - own goal!
...she's saved by quoting the asterisk..Postie allowed deliberate spelling mistakes!
