Quote by freckledbird
She is Alspals - theres another one. Asterisk - ta daaaaa.
..good luck Bev :thumbup:
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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
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I'm transfixed..the reality dolls are amazing and a little bit creepy! The older dude and his love of 'Emma' is most strange, although I admire his frankness and honesty..I don't think he anticipated what they're going to say when he goes to pick up his pension on Thursday.
...I'll look at my old cabbage patch doll in a new light from now on..I think I'll call her Broccoli and suspend her from the ceiling using pulleys & wires..ahhh!
...I'll look at my old cabbage patch doll in a new light from now on..I think I'll call her Broccoli and suspend her from the ceiling using pulleys & wires..ahhh!
Quote by blonde
Did someone call my name ???? lol
I've missed you lot too !!!!
...faster than a speeding bullet! Hiya Blonde
Hello Darling !!!
Are you Fabio in disguise ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
..poor Sean, I always gatecrash parties, shag birds, drink all the beer, sick up on the carpet....all in his good name..that's why I can't go to the NE Munch!!!
Quote by fabio grooverider
great thread idea Vix.
Not seen Blonde post for ages.. Fabio & Dewi don't seem as prolific as they used to be.:cry:
I am still about...can't bloody get rid of me that easily....
I don't post as much at the mo as i am working on two seperate projects outside of work...
one dealing with anthony walker/stephen lawrence, and the other to do with 9/11 and 7/7.. interesting stuff being a researcher....
anyway i can say that i spoke to blonde and she is fine...coming to the munch on saturday, and i can confirm that bloke 2005 is also coming to the munch on saturday as well.....
now if there were reasons to have gotten yours bums to the north east munch, that was it!!!!!
sean xxxxxxxxxxxx
....glad yr still around Sean..good luck with the NE Munch.
Quote by Ice Pie
..seems Eric has a point..looks like girls love a dude, who has a way with words and can properly conjugate his verbs (amongst other things!)
Amo
Amas
Amat
Amatum
Amatis...
errrr...
A munter?
Fell free correct my Latin. I haven't done it for nearly 30 years and I don't care if it's wrong. :lol2:
Frecklebird amoeramus Ice Pie!
Quote by Eric not Derek
Thank you vix.
Although you may not agree with everything I have said, you alone seem to have acknowledged that compatibility runs deep and even something as seemingly trivial as correct (or near correct) grammar can matter.
I asked a simple and valid question, perhaps in an ungainly manner, but have been vilified.
Lighten up people!
..at last the sensible, rational question you should have posed in the first place!
..r e w i n d? :giveup:
Quote by davej
Sorry for being crude but has anyone tried it or would consider having it done (including men)? :shock:
Joke, "Do Ya Think My Anal is Sexy?"
Does this practice get the skin back to its original new born colour or does it go beyond that, cos if it actually whitens it, I've got to say no....I've got a dark skin colour and I don't want to bend over in a dimly lit room and look like a television set thats just this second been turned off......
....have to say if that's the case I don't think I'll be standing in the queue either :shock: :shock:
Quote by Eric not Derek
Well, that certainly woke you up. There seem to be three main points.
a) That I disappeared. For a start, I live in a different time zone, so may well be asleep when you are awake. Also, I do have other things to do.
...would that be planet Venus then, Eric?
Your post has added to the fun filled cultural debates we often have here in SH Towers..I have to say some of the best shags I've had, have been with dyslexics..and it just wouldn't be done to pull out my big, red tipped biro and start inserting colons, in inappropriate places!
Quote by McCloggie
Really weird!!!
I put in The Waterboys (as it was the first CD I happened to look at) at it came up with Leo Kottke - a little known but brilliant american acustic guitar player - whose CD I have sitting right next to The Waterboys. :shock:
McC
McC..you need to get out more!!
..mind you my recommendations came up with Visage and Kajagoogoo ffs!!
Quote by tall_dark_n_havesome
Wanting to have sex is the most natural thing in the is what we are conditioned for, just as we are conditioned to eat. Over the millenia the influence of society has laid down mores in order to protect societies. In order to have a stable society it was found that children needed a stable base. Also men are natuturally territorial , thus the exclusivity of a woman, (or women as in some societies ) became a symbol of that territorial power. Each individual could also have his own territory as wives became chattels. As religions became a dominant factor, these sociological unions were promoted. Christian societies gradually freed the female from being a chattel, but the payback was the promotion of the monogomous couple and the suppression of the natural sex drive to a means of reproduction, albeit a loving one. For centuries the most educated people in society were the clerics, preaching to the lesser educated masses. In the twentieth century the masses became eductaed, and began to challenge the Christian mores. Thus throughout the twentieth century we saw the gradual breakdownof these doctrines of sex. Sex before marriage, contraception, abortion, teenage sex. homosexuality all became accepted as normal. Society has begun to reclaim its sexual intellect. The main problem now however is not the Church, albeit it still has a strong voice over many, but the media, who on the pretext of liberalism, lavish in hypcrisy and sleaze, perpetuating the idea that sex is actually wrong by the production of salacious exposes to sell papers. As the 21st century progresses more and more people are experimenting with their sexuality, but on a more educated basis Sites like this one demonstrate that there are many many people who can have a loving and faithful relationship, but also a sexually open one. For every open liberated couple in here, there are 10 others on the verge of swinging, being held back by guilt, ignorance or the fact that one party is not interested. My prediction is that before 2025 swinging will be considerd as normal as sex out of marriage is considered today. ....just my opinion!
bloody hell fire...er what he said! :jagsatwork: :thumbup:
Quote by fabio grooverider
sorry for the hi-jack NN.. but i have to address something...
..happened to me too...but they thought I was Fabio! :shock: :doh:
O !!!! and what is wrong with being mistaken for "lard of lurve!!"
So how long did you keep the pretence up for?? anything to get your foot in the door al!!!!
sean xxxxxx
...Sean, I could only ever be a poor imitation for the 'Lard of Lurve!'
Al
Quote by bucksfuncpl
This has been a most interesting and erudite thread and one that I think should be returned to as the legislation goes through its various processes. I have worried, however, at BFC's comments. Where I have been coming from is not to do with censorship of adult-consenting porn and sexual activity (heaven forbid - I was at Chams yesterday indulging in all sorts and having a very good time!), but where porn is used deliberately to exploit. Whether this be by adults exposing kids to porn via internet/photo images/ magazines etc, or, as I pointed out previously the trade in 'sex slaves'. As Alspals quite rightly comment, the wider community has to take an interest in kids who have been abused because their abusers - often parents - don't care whether they are exposed to porn (most likely promoting it!). People need to realise that this goes on and somewhere along the line, be involved in preventing this activity from continuing. Whether we are parents or not, we all have a responsibility!
Mod edit: no need to start a new thread - threads merged.
So the only form of porn to be used to "abuse" is extreme porn? If the vast majority of such cases actually involved regular none BDSM straight MF, MFM, MFF or MM fucking should all porn be outlawed because of it's potential for abusive use? Unfortunately society is a dangerous place for lots of reasons, we can either seek to "control" anything and everything that could potentially be misused or we can focus effort on promoting responsible use of anything and everything from cars to alcohol.
To draw a parallel there have been many instances of sexual assault where the victim has been either fully or partially incapacitated with alcohol, does it then follow that alcohol should be banned? I think that this is the type of subject where people who are opposed to a particular subject matter will find reasons to justfy it's restriction because they just don't like it and thus don't see any legitimate way that others can enjoy it too. It takes real strength of character to recognise one's own prejudices and defend the freedom of others to do things that we personally might find offensive.
yes, but like fags, the alcohol genie is out of the bottle (pardon the pun) and it's unlikely if what we know now was known years ago, that cigs & booze would be available without a prescription!. The issue of extreme, violent internet images can be addressed before we find out what it's influences have been at some time in the future and it's therefore a social experiment I can survive without discovering the probable negative consequences of.
Quote by northwest-cpl
That NEARLY put me off me chips !
..but do you have them with red sauce, brown or gravy?! :giggle:
Anything but the brown I would have thought.
whoops, just seen how my post reads back ...yuk :doh:
..was going off thread and referring to those wonderfully swinging related forum topics:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/56819.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/56997.html
I'll get me coat..sorry
