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1 Jan 2005

Hi loo,
Thanks for the directions to this post - couldn't see the wood for the trees (as the lady said to the doggers in the forest) biggrin

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Would love to hike up to the midlands to see you all and I will be thinking of a lovely pressie in the next few weeks. All reasonable requests considered ;)
Looks to be a grest night and will certainly be a unique type of sleepover.
Take care and play safe
andyjohnny x x x x x

1 Jan 2005

Altarica,
Definitely think this would be a great idea, so long as there is the support from members of the site and you are able to lessen the risk by asking for deposits for food, etc. We are a little quiet on the south in terms of meetings and munches so this would go some way to redressing that balance. The fun can't all be north of the Watford Gap.
Quite agree that fairly strong advice needs to be given about the social nature of the party rather than anything else. However would be useful to speaking to others here who have arranged them before.
Good luck with it and I hope to be tasting some of the 5 star cuisine in the near future biggrin

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All the best.
andyjohnny
Play safe
Andyjohnny

28 Dec 2004

Hi and a very merry Christmas to all ye merry Gentlemen and not so Gentlewomen smile

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Imagine the scene, a group of fit guys with crisp white shirts on, towels draped over their arms and a twinkle in their eyes. The ladies are brought into the room with blindfolds on so their senses are slowly aroused. The waiters/assistants take their towels and lay them down on the play area for the ladies to be lowered on to. As they make themselves comfortable chocolate smelling candles are lit, to set the scene for the horny fun ahead. The gents walk to the corner of the room where they have several tubs of warm melted chocolate of various types waiting to be used. Chocolate is spread on to both the ladys bodies and the assistants. Each takes it in turn to taste the different chocolate from Swiss to Belgian from various parts of the gents bodies - all the time blindfolded and receiving close attention from the spare males massaging them.
The ladies are then orally massaged by the guys who taste the best of both worlds - the most delicious chocolate and the sweet taste of a woman. The men then attend to cleaning the ladies by bringing in hot towels and washing them with sensuous oil induced soap suds. Once they have all the chocolate removed and are suitably relaxed, the ladies are treated to a massage with an essential oil of their choice. They are only allowed to choose their masseur by feeling their way around and must keep their blindfolds on. When they have received a 1-1 massage, the ladies are then individually treated to a many hands massage as the assistants join together to make up a many handed team. 8 hands are massaging each lady, with the pleasure clearly evident.
If you like the sound of this feel free to comment, it will be interesting reading. I hope this is a little different and has made you feel as horny as I am just typing this.
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Andyjohnny

19 Dec 2004

Blue,
Apologies at this time of the year the booze cupboard is a little too full and the old short-term memory (5 secs) goes wonky. So Silk and Big respect where it is due from a guy with the memory of a goldfish at the moment. Just going to swim off behind the coral redface

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Play safe
andyjohnny

19 Dec 2004

Blue,
Very useful post which will be inform the chancers and ill-informed here. Not that I have been any better myself, not setting myself up as white as the driven snow, as I have been in the mentioned group before. There's a preconception with some lads who visit the site, that this is like Pandoras Box - trouble is if you open it there can be an almighty can of woopass opened on you biggrin

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So if you are saving newbies and the more experienced of this site from the well-trodden path of mistaken ill-judged posts all credit to you.
I have personally really enjoyed using the site for fun in terms of getting a feel for the people who enjoy the lifestyle, information for club visits and more latterly being invited to munches. As a lady or couple visiting the site only someone who is an extreme risk-taker would respond to a 2 line advert without querying who the guy was and seeking more info. Doggers are perceived as risk-takers but I guess by the pure high risk strategy of the past-time the couples are only trying to minimise the risk they are exposed to by asking for in-depth info - it makes perfect sense to me as I used to be involved in Risk Management smile

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I am discovering the virtue of being patient, building trust and ultimately meeting people for funtimes with no guilt or danger. So guys be patient, the site members are really friendly here if they are given the chance.
Play safe
andyjohnny

16 Dec 2004

Warwick,
A truly heart warming post. As a football player and website member it made my day to hear your news. All the best mate,
andyjohnny
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16 Dec 2004

As you know TJ in our nice chats, our swinging fun will just have to be put on hold as I will not meet the magic milestone of 30 until March. So cross your legs, take a cold shower or alternatively have alot of fun over the Christmas period.
Its only a short few weeks until my birthday and I may even place a bow round my little friend if I share my birthday joy with you lol

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By the way eagerslut 'zootle' ?????? Never heard of this one, can u expand.
Until March - play safe and take care,
andyjohnny smile

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16 Dec 2004

Hi,
Yes I would be interested in attending one so long as there was a reasonable balance between females and males. Highly unlikely to get a 1 - 1 but be good to have a fair balance. I understand it is only a social, but a little strange to be meeting up with a load of male swingers with no couples / ladies to chat to. Can I make a guggestion:
If you make it for a Saturday it will be better for work arrangements for those travelliing in and Bristol has a great selection of restaurants.
Hope it comes off for you. Best of luck
andyjohnny

15 Dec 2004

Hello everyone,
I'd just like to say a public thank you to the chatroom and the forum for ther past few months. Nothing particularly remarkable done maybe, but the past few months have been so much better than they could have been with the distractions you folk bring. smile

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I split from a long-term partner on an amicable basis, but the ache of a loss was never far away. :cry: Speaking to the people here has been a real pleasure and has oiled the passing of time which has lead to the healing of my heart, so I will be recommending a daily dose of the chatroom to others with a broken heart to mend.
I'm out of the other side and life could not be much better so to all you heart surgeons out there who I have chatted to, thankyou.
Seasons greetings. Play safe, biggrin

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andyjohnny

12 Dec 2004

Many thanks wishmaster catch up with you all in the chatroom
Play safe
Andyjohnny

11 Dec 2004

Hi wishmaster,
I would like a provisional invite to the party please. I am a regular on the chat room (think we've exchanged insults lol) and it will be a chance to experience my second munch after the 29th Jan one in the South East.
If there are people attending in the Dorset area I may be able to share the costs of travel by collecting them as I will hire a car for the weekend. Bit cold on the motorbike biggrin

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All the best mate,
andyjohnny

10 Dec 2004

Hi,
I am a regular in the chat room and they know me very well there. Legsnco, Tracey-Jayne and jcat4short + 1 can give you a fair description of me if you wish to check my dubious character biggrin

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I am a 29 yr old professional guy in Dorset with experience of the swinging scene and would really enjoy a chance to put some names to faces after spending many a pleasant evening on here chatting and reading the forum.
I stand 5'11", have blue eyes and a fit body, but understand 100% that due to the nature of a munch the party is a social first and foremost. So maybe the description is unneccessary but think it is polite to offer you a few details.
The Office is a favourite place of mine in Bristol and have been thinking of arranging a munch in the south for a while. So hopefully a visit to your event will give me an idea of the likely turnout for others.
If you understandably have plenty enough people already I hope you have a good time. If not I look forward to hearing from you.
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Andyjohnny

1 Dec 2004

I am a 5'11" 29 year old mature guy in the South Dorset region. In terms of my physique I have footballers legs, reasonable ball control (lol), a toned body and olive skin. I am reasonably well-endowed at 8" and have a good level of stamina, due to my sporty lifestyle.
However this is not the usual post as I am not necessaarily expecting anything from a meeting with a lady or couple here. On Saturday 4th December 2004 I am due to attend a swinging club in Bristol that I am a member of. My most enjoyable visits have been when there has been the social side of chatting to like-minded friends before splitting off for some fun in the various rooms.
The offer is this:
- if you are interested in a lift to the club and live enroute to Bristol I will be willing to collect you providing the vibes are right once we have exchanged details.
- there is no expectation from me that you will want to explore your swinging side with me, others may be more suitable to your needs. However I am fit and attractive, pics available on request, so if we do hit it off all well and good :-)
If you fancy exploring the french bedroom, hoisting yourself up into a love swing and going for a spin on the rotating bed, feel free to reply. There are usually 40+couples there and limited singles so there are sure to be those you do like there.
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And I repeat just because you want to go, there is absolutely no expectations on my part, after all isn't this what its all about - having fun with people who are like-minded, but allowing them the freedom to say no?
Play safe and good luck in your fun if this is not your scene.
Andyjohnny

25 Nov 2004

Katyjohn,
Be very pleased to help out with your sexy plans. Please see your pms.
All the best
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14 Nov 2004

Happy to hear things are going well for you.
Best wishes Mike and Mrs funin
andyjohnny
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14 Nov 2004

Evening,
I can feel the lurve in the room biggrin

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By the way whewre is Darius these days lol
Love Andy johnny
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14 Nov 2004

A few of my favourite things:
1. A wink from a lady when she is giving head
2. Love swings - love 'em
3. The Office - Bristol Club
4. Baileys and ice - both to drink and to play with smile

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5. Latex
6. The sweet smell of a ladies perfume (eau naturel)
Life can be so damn good lol
Andy johnny
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14 Nov 2004

Good evening everyone,
This is a topic that has been fresh in my thoughs for the past couple of weeks. I visited a club in Bristol where they had a love swing and enjoyed the horny fun had by alll. Noticed that the lady was able to sit comfortably with or without restraint and she didn't have the weight of the male to worry about. The bonus for us males is that you are able to let the swing do the work for you wink

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and get a lovely view of the action.
If any of you are interested in love swings, love to hear about your experiences good and bad about them.
Happy swinging smile

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Andy johnny
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11 Sep 2004

Hello fellow swinging friends,
I'm after a bit of advice from you. I will be attending a rather tedious training course in Cambridge in the next few weeks and would like to know if there are any swingers clubs in the locality or reasonable driving distance from there. All suggestions gratefully received. All suggestions will be rewarded by a cyber hug for the girlies and a cyber pint for the guys biggrin

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I am a fit 29 yr old footie player from south dorset who has attended swingers clubs before and enjoyed it immensely :D :P I have blue eyes a fit honed bod and an athletic build. Love swinging in mmf mff or group situations
Alternatively it would be great just to meet up with a couple for a drink in the area for a bit of a social - drink / meal somewhere. :cheers: Nothing expected, just take it as a nice night out - anything else a bonus.
Best wishes swinging friends
Happy to send pics on reques
andy johnnyt

3 Sep 2004

Went to a local swingers club in the south west last week and had a great time.
Basically it was a greedy girls night and their were 4 girls to about 15 guys. Not all guys participated though so not too crowded.
Anyway had a lovely handjob with a welsh young lady whilst she was attending to 2 other guys. After this fun I went into the bar area for a drink. I felt pretty rested so went to the french room for some more fun. Whilst in there I overheard a guy say, "yeah this kamagra gels good my cock is really warm and hard now". So I went back to the bar and bought some, as needed a little bit of something. Anyway I'd heard of these stimulating gels before so tore open the pack and spread it over my bell end and waited for the effects to take place. Watching the action in front of me was getting me turned on, so I joined the fun. This lady started to take me in her mouth when she went "urghhh! What's that you've got on there?!" I made my excuses and mumbled something about it being a blackcurrant lube, so as not to alarm her.
Anyway this somewhat killed the mood so I tidied myself up and got dressed. I still had the empthy packet in my pocket and looked on the back where it said, "directions for use"
"Take gel orally and allow 30 minutes to take effect". I thought it was a bit strange having this sticky blackcurrant stuff on your knob, what a plonker!!! redface

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Or it would have been a big plonker if I'd bothered to read the instructions first. lol

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Still I laughed myself silly at this mishap and went home with some great memeories of my first swinging experience.
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Any other amusing stories to share?
Luv Andyjohhny

3 Sep 2004

Hi guys girls
Went to The Office, Bristol last week for a great night of swinging with some open-minded couples and singles.
Would like to organise a meet up for local people at this very friendly club on -
Saturday 11th September
Feel free to visit the website to see the club for yourself. (Mod edit - Details in Clubs and Parties)
What about me? Well I'm a 29 old fit footie player from South Dorset. So if you couples / females have good ball control, I would love to hear from you. I have a fit well-honed body, blue eyes and 7" of fun wink

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I love all about this scene and have made some good contacts through this site.
I am a very laid-back kind of person who does not expect that just because you turn up at the club, you are going to be up for fun. There's always an element of chemistry needed, so if we hit it off great, if not then no probs there's plenty of other people for you to meet.
I love oral receiving and giving, am totally straight and can't get enough of this scene. I'm lovin' it lovin' it lovin' it. That's not to say that I'm hardened swinger,as I've been an interested observer for a while, but been happy to participate recently
The club has 4 playrooms (voyeurs room, french bedroom, dark room and dungeon under development). Simon and Sonia are also in the process of making a Space themed room with rotating bed. A personal favourite piece of play-equipment is the improvised love swing. In the dungeon so not fully operational yet but should be fun.
Anyway folks, feel free to post back even if you are have questions about the club. I can fill in the gaps, so to speak!
Pics on request.
Luv Andy - 29 yr old fit footie player