hi funin
due to the last time me being unavailable it would be lovely to make this one - probably friday night but understand 100% if u have enough folks already
kind regards andyjohnny x
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I was introduced to this wonderful feeling many moons ago but you must get some coconut smelling oil in and experience the smell, sound and feeling - ladies i think u may enjoy this aswell as it may remind you of your summer holidays with the smell of the sun lotion 
the squealching noise is so horny for some reason and the way your girl can rub her fingers over the tip sends you crazy if u do anything this weekend to spice things up - try it you will never look back
andyjohhny
the squealching noise is so horny for some reason and the way your girl can rub her fingers over the tip sends you crazy if u do anything this weekend to spice things up - try it you will never look back
andyjohhny
so I guess that your unimpressed (andyjohnny goes off in a huff) 
that means on with the Brut , Old spice or Karate - oh choices, choices,choices
I'm going to keep the Italian ones for someone who appreciates me (tears welling up now) :silly: i think some one like this on the left is what I should reserve the special stuff for.
And leave my johnnys out of it - they'll be getting all paranoid and shrivelling up. :D
Fruity ones ok for you?? :twisted:
night TJ
that means on with the Brut , Old spice or Karate - oh choices, choices,choices
I'm going to keep the Italian ones for someone who appreciates me (tears welling up now) :silly: i think some one like this on the left is what I should reserve the special stuff for.
And leave my johnnys out of it - they'll be getting all paranoid and shrivelling up. :D
Fruity ones ok for you?? :twisted:
night TJ
Looking forward to the evening if I am lucky enough to be selected - will be a real pleasure to meet people I have been in the chatrooms with.
I have a selection of aftershaves from Italy, but what are your favourite smells in the bedroom.
I'll be trying them one a day for the week to see how they react to me. Strangely some of the pricier ones smell better the longer they stay on. Hours rather than days you uinderstand
Anyway hope u r looking forward to a fun weekend
Take care andyjohnny x x x
I have a selection of aftershaves from Italy, but what are your favourite smells in the bedroom.
I'll be trying them one a day for the week to see how they react to me. Strangely some of the pricier ones smell better the longer they stay on. Hours rather than days you uinderstand
Anyway hope u r looking forward to a fun weekend
Take care andyjohnny x x x
Hi funin and Mike,
Lovely to see you are holding a local party. It would be a pleasure to meet you both and the infamous TJ ;)
To give you some stats if you are going to be swayed I have one wooden leg, a syrup of figs and eyes that cross when I am confused :shock: - there I knew you would be tempted But really............ 30 yrs old, 5'11", blue eyes, athletic build, reasonably good looking and just a healthy interest in sex - nothing smutty just that I love it - one of life's greatest pleasures.
I am just a short drive away so will be driving home afterwards, but appreciated the offer of accommodation.
You may have seem me blithering away in the chatroom although recently I have not been their so frequently as I've been busy with my new vending business. If you need any supplies for the evening let me know as I have discounts for various cash and carry stores (food) and more french letters than you can shake a stick at
Many thanks for making an effort with the party and I look forward to your reply.
andyjohnny
Lovely to see you are holding a local party. It would be a pleasure to meet you both and the infamous TJ ;)
To give you some stats if you are going to be swayed I have one wooden leg, a syrup of figs and eyes that cross when I am confused :shock: - there I knew you would be tempted
But really............ 30 yrs old, 5'11", blue eyes, athletic build, reasonably good looking and just a healthy interest in sex - nothing smutty just that I love it - one of life's greatest pleasures.I am just a short drive away so will be driving home afterwards, but appreciated the offer of accommodation.
You may have seem me blithering away in the chatroom although recently I have not been their so frequently as I've been busy with my new vending business. If you need any supplies for the evening let me know as I have discounts for various cash and carry stores (food) and more french letters than you can shake a stick at
Many thanks for making an effort with the party and I look forward to your reply.
andyjohnny
For our Vending business, I have just bought a Navman sat nav and its a cracking bit of kit. For the more expensive bit of kit you can design your own Points of Interest and save them to the map. This brings all manner of possibilities for the swingers amongst you:
Big bone symbols for the best dogging sites
Swings for the best swinging sites
Hearts for the romantic sites for taking your nearest and dearest
Just a thought that came to me as I passed the local dogging sites at 10pm at night - not that I have had the nerve to go there but just a bit of a random thought!!
happy chrimbo
andyjohnny x
Big bone symbols for the best dogging sites
Swings for the best swinging sites
Hearts for the romantic sites for taking your nearest and dearest
Just a thought that came to me as I passed the local dogging sites at 10pm at night - not that I have had the nerve to go there but just a bit of a random thought!!
happy chrimbo
andyjohnny x
A rather strange thing has happened - I joined this site using my name as they are both my middle names and its always useful to have a jophnny handy. Well my brother and I are building a vending round and he recently bought a Condom Round so I now have more johnnys than I can shake a stick at.
I will be travelling the south coast from Portsmouth, Guilford, Brighton over the next couple of weeks as I get to grips with the round - if any couples females would like to spend the evening over a few beers and maybe more (giving out free samples ) then leave me a message.
I am considerate 30 years old blue eyed fit sporty guy and have a cheeky smile. If a little fun over a pint and a night with an andyjohnny supplier tickles your fancy, message me or reply here. And please nobody who wants to pull my plonker ;)
Minty ribbed fruity marmite (ok the last one was made up) - Take your pick and remember for all those with poor eyesite, chewing gum doesn't have a teat on the end lol
My interests include massage, oral sex, a little tie and tease (nothing hard), oily writhing bodies, baileys from the flesh, melted chocolate, ice and all things nice.
All limits repected - for references please ask those that attended the Plymouth munch - I'm not as bad as they say ;)
andyjohnny
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I will be travelling the south coast from Portsmouth, Guilford, Brighton over the next couple of weeks as I get to grips with the round - if any couples females would like to spend the evening over a few beers and maybe more (giving out free samples
) then leave me a message.I am considerate 30 years old blue eyed fit sporty guy and have a cheeky smile. If a little fun over a pint and a night with an andyjohnny supplier tickles your fancy, message me or reply here. And please nobody who wants to pull my plonker ;)
Minty ribbed fruity marmite (ok the last one was made up) - Take your pick and remember for all those with poor eyesite, chewing gum doesn't have a teat on the end lol
My interests include massage, oral sex, a little tie and tease (nothing hard), oily writhing bodies, baileys from the flesh, melted chocolate, ice and all things nice.
All limits repected - for references please ask those that attended the Plymouth munch - I'm not as bad as they say ;)
andyjohnny
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sunny south dorset here (poetic licence as anti - freeze is applied to fingers to remove from frozen keyboard brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!)
munch in devon was gr8 - 30 yr old business guy keen to socialise, party etc.
travelling south
onlyme - you have 'permanently confused' on your profile - was it the haircut or the goodlooks when I removed the wig lol Take care hun
andyjohnny x x x
munch in devon was gr8 - 30 yr old business guy keen to socialise, party etc.
travelling south
onlyme - you have 'permanently confused' on your profile - was it the haircut or the goodlooks when I removed the wig lol
Take care hunandyjohnny x x x
Yep I have just about surfaced after what can only be described as a cracker of an event.
Devon1 you were a top bloke and desrve all the praise from those who were there for a truly enjoyable meet. As a new muncher I am afraid I do not want to enter the debate about the "vanilla" issue as I know very little and would probably be talking out of a very small hole. Albeit to say I never had a problem with the people there and it made the night more fun saying that we belonged to The Munich Beer Appreciation Society (They couldn't read the badges as very discreet) I went on to describe to a bloke there about my love for German wheat beer and the lack of available pubs that serve a decent german beer over here
Amazed at the support from all of those north of the border especially the likes of those travelling from North Yorkshire - real dedication to the cause
Marcusso - cracking laugh - I can't see where you get your reputation from - now hold on a minute who told me he covers 40,000 miles a year on socials?? Ever thought about working as a sales rep for Anne Summmers - sure you could make commission
SteveJ / Jo Jo - friendlier couple you couldn''t wish to meet - thanks for the rolly and I look forward to seeing you at future events
Onlyme1981 - a lovely lady with a heart of gold and I enjoyed my long chat with you - nice to be on the same wavelength about alot of things although I must admit I have tuned out of the wavelength now as it is a bit of a haze lol Feel free to pm anytime to exchange notes :lol: Gorgeous funny and wow those love cushions, worth the visit alone!!
Vix / Reese - what can I say smashing couple although as a first timer Vix you made me blush a few times - thank you it made a very good night a fantastic night.
Tim / Jas another wonderful couple from ooop north - you made me really welcome and loved your openesss about many things - typical notherners - so shy!!!!!
Icepie - Great effort with the badges still got mine for safe keeps. Thanks for the hospitality, great way to end the night.
The sexy lady in black helped things go along swimmingly but I am very sorry to say I did not catch her name.
Postie - The Royal Mail should be proud to have such a fine ambassador - First Class - not sure about the parcel - :mrgreen:
Mr and Mrs Tuneessence - pleasure chatting to you both - pleased that you enjoyed your night Angelica - see they don't bite
Hornylittleblonde - smashing chatting just a shame you and your partner didn't come to the after social, social as I enjoyed my brief time chatting
And remember my werewolf outfit only comes out at full moon, so ladies feel free to oblige lol
Take care andyjohnny
Devon1 you were a top bloke and desrve all the praise from those who were there for a truly enjoyable meet. As a new muncher I am afraid I do not want to enter the debate about the "vanilla" issue as I know very little and would probably be talking out of a very small hole. Albeit to say I never had a problem with the people there and it made the night more fun saying that we belonged to The Munich Beer Appreciation Society (They couldn't read the badges as very discreet) I went on to describe to a bloke there about my love for German wheat beer and the lack of available pubs that serve a decent german beer over here
Amazed at the support from all of those north of the border especially the likes of those travelling from North Yorkshire - real dedication to the cause
Marcusso - cracking laugh - I can't see where you get your reputation from - now hold on a minute who told me he covers 40,000 miles a year on socials?? Ever thought about working as a sales rep for Anne Summmers - sure you could make commission
SteveJ / Jo Jo - friendlier couple you couldn''t wish to meet - thanks for the rolly and I look forward to seeing you at future events
Onlyme1981 - a lovely lady with a heart of gold and I enjoyed my long chat with you - nice to be on the same wavelength about alot of things although I must admit I have tuned out of the wavelength now as it is a bit of a haze lol Feel free to pm anytime to exchange notes :lol: Gorgeous funny and wow those love cushions, worth the visit alone!!
Vix / Reese - what can I say smashing couple although as a first timer Vix you made me blush a few times - thank you it made a very good night a fantastic night.
Tim / Jas another wonderful couple from ooop north - you made me really welcome and loved your openesss about many things - typical notherners - so shy!!!!!
Icepie - Great effort with the badges still got mine for safe keeps. Thanks for the hospitality, great way to end the night.
The sexy lady in black helped things go along swimmingly but I am very sorry to say I did not catch her name.
Postie - The Royal Mail should be proud to have such a fine ambassador - First Class - not sure about the parcel - :mrgreen:
Mr and Mrs Tuneessence - pleasure chatting to you both - pleased that you enjoyed your night Angelica - see they don't bite
Hornylittleblonde - smashing chatting just a shame you and your partner didn't come to the after social, social as I enjoyed my brief time chatting
And remember my werewolf outfit only comes out at full moon, so ladies feel free to oblige lol
Take care andyjohnny
When I look at the moon I howl, when I look at you ladies I growl. In the words of Rolf Harris - Can u see what it is yet?!!- a little clue as to my fancy dress for the munch and no I am not dressing as a poodle ;)
Very excited and Vix u may be having house guests - you naughty girl. Naughty but very very nice. :P
andyjohnny - c u real soon x x x x
Very excited and Vix u may be having house guests - you naughty girl. Naughty but very very nice. :P
andyjohnny - c u real soon x x x x
Yep getting into the chatroom first was a bit like breaking into Fort Knox but now I have cracked the code by watching the required 56 hours of Open University TV programs at in the morning. Had one of those geeky professors from the 70s with Clarks open toed sandles, a shaggy beard and elbow patches on his Cordouroy jacket.
You don't want any riff raff in here after all, do you?
It will be good to meet up early Marcuso as I want to see the new Plymouth anyway, as I hear it has changed alot since my Uni days there.
Cheers
andyjohny
You don't want any riff raff in here after all, do you?
It will be good to meet up early Marcuso as I want to see the new Plymouth anyway, as I hear it has changed alot since my Uni days there.
Cheers
andyjohny
I'm sure we could come to some kind of arrangement - tutor fees could be paid in kind . I need some tuition on how to use a love swing as I have been a big fan of the one at The Office but have not had a strong hander tutor like yourself me lady. I'm sure you could take me in hand for a few lessons
Interesting name you have their Mrs Sandboy - working for a period on the sands here in Weymouth with a sand sculptor and he is known locally as Mr Sandman - no relation?
Now I'm off to dream nice thoughts and prepare for my upcumming workload - never looked forward to homework so much lol.
andyjohnny x x
. I need some tuition on how to use a love swing as I have been a big fan of the one at The Office but have not had a strong hander tutor like yourself me lady. I'm sure you could take me in hand for a few lessons Interesting name you have their Mrs Sandboy - working for a period on the sands here in Weymouth with a sand sculptor and he is known locally as Mr Sandman - no relation?
Now I'm off to dream nice thoughts and prepare for my upcumming workload - never looked forward to homework so much lol.
andyjohnny x x
Always nice to see a pretty lady with a trhrobbing engine under her - although this has a little more horse - power than the ones you usually enjoy - maybe thats why Vix looks so happy
Would like hotel details pmed to me - although I know Plymouth pretty well as this was my happy home for a few years. I studied at the university. Thinking of taking a post grad course in Swingology - know any good tutors ;)
ta andyjohnny xxx
Would like hotel details pmed to me - although I know Plymouth pretty well as this was my happy home for a few years. I studied at the university. Thinking of taking a post grad course in Swingology - know any good tutors ;)
ta andyjohnny xxx
Hi there,
You may recognise my name from the chatroom as I have been regular chatter there for approx 2 years.
Healthy 30 year old professional guy here with a healthy interest in swing scene - but really need to begin my foray into munches - so looking for an invite. The Halloween theme will be great and I have an idea already....but I'll keep it under wraps for now....no not that ......... the idea
Be great to meet up with you all and may meet some friends who I have met at The Office in Bristol.
Best wishes
andyjohnny
You may recognise my name from the chatroom as I have been regular chatter there for approx 2 years.
Healthy 30 year old professional guy here with a healthy interest in swing scene - but really need to begin my foray into munches - so looking for an invite. The Halloween theme will be great and I have an idea already....but I'll keep it under wraps for now....no not that ......... the idea
Be great to meet up with you all and may meet some friends who I have met at The Office in Bristol.
Best wishes
andyjohnny
Evening all,
Just thought I would tell you abouty a great discovery I have made on the net - a service called . Basically all users of this application can call each other 100% free of charge. All you need is a cheap headset - £15 at most.
As a previous regular in the chatroom - for those of my friends who prefer chatting on the phone this is a great service. JUst get all your mates who have broadband to download the application and you can talk all day and all night - even do conference calls for a naughty menage a trois :P
Download from And if you so wish print your username here. I will be sorting andyjohnny as a user name tomorrow - out on the tiles tonight so in a bit of a rush to do it right now
Cheers me dears
andyjohnny
Happy chatting - feel free to use this thread to comment on the experience - once used never forgotten!!
Just thought I would tell you abouty a great discovery I have made on the net - a service called . Basically all users of this application can call each other 100% free of charge. All you need is a cheap headset - £15 at most.
As a previous regular in the chatroom - for those of my friends who prefer chatting on the phone this is a great service. JUst get all your mates who have broadband to download the application and you can talk all day and all night - even do conference calls for a naughty menage a trois :P
Download from And if you so wish print your username here. I will be sorting andyjohnny as a user name tomorrow - out on the tiles tonight so in a bit of a rush to do it right now
Cheers me dears
andyjohnny
Happy chatting - feel free to use this thread to comment on the experience - once used never forgotten!!
Interesting replies looks as if quite likely to affect relationship, but there are many people who are not put off at all. They just see it as part of the package, something to deal with and move on. Really encouraged to hear these thoughts and there is quite likely to be others with really useful advice so feel free to post.
Great site this - thanks everyone
andyjohnny
Great site this - thanks everyone
andyjohnny
Good evening everyone,
This is a fairly personal post but having been here for some time feel it is OK to post this.
I have for the past 13 years of my life suffered from short periods of depression. I can go 3 or 4 yeaars without it and then bang up it comes again. Recurring for all sorts of strange reasons, never seems to be a particular thing which can be tackled. I have unfortunately got a predisposition for it as we have a fairly long history of it in the family. So genes play a part as well as just life events.
My last long-lasting relationship ended last year and it was by total chance with a lady who suffered from the same problem. We were together for 4 1/2 years and had an awful lot of good times but there were some tough times as well.
My question to you all is that if you were aware of depression being a factor in a potential relationship (long-term) would this put you off committing to someone as I would one day like a child and fear that this would discourage a potential partner.
By the way I am feeling great at the moment after battling with another short-lived episode, but the thought that it will return is always there, so have to manage that as best I can.
Your thoughts are very much appreciated.
andyjohnny
This is a fairly personal post but having been here for some time feel it is OK to post this.
I have for the past 13 years of my life suffered from short periods of depression. I can go 3 or 4 yeaars without it and then bang up it comes again. Recurring for all sorts of strange reasons, never seems to be a particular thing which can be tackled. I have unfortunately got a predisposition for it as we have a fairly long history of it in the family. So genes play a part as well as just life events.
My last long-lasting relationship ended last year and it was by total chance with a lady who suffered from the same problem. We were together for 4 1/2 years and had an awful lot of good times but there were some tough times as well.
My question to you all is that if you were aware of depression being a factor in a potential relationship (long-term) would this put you off committing to someone as I would one day like a child and fear that this would discourage a potential partner.
By the way I am feeling great at the moment after battling with another short-lived episode, but the thought that it will return is always there, so have to manage that as best I can.
Your thoughts are very much appreciated.
andyjohnny
Gd' day to you all,
Its been said that there are certain foods which are good for getting you in the mood or improving your performance.
What are your foods and what do they do for you? Oysters are the old favourite to increase libido - I like Baileys but I may be sipping it from somewhere other than a glass glass
Other foods are rich in protein and help performance I'm sure, but over to you - there's a wealth of knowledgeable people here - any feedback would be great.
Thanks and Keep Safe
andyjohnny
Its been said that there are certain foods which are good for getting you in the mood or improving your performance.
What are your foods and what do they do for you? Oysters are the old favourite to increase libido - I like Baileys but I may be sipping it from somewhere other than a glass glass
Other foods are rich in protein and help performance I'm sure, but over to you - there's a wealth of knowledgeable people here - any feedback would be great.
Thanks and Keep Safe
andyjohnny
Hello everyone,
I am allowed back now after an enforced absence due to a brief but enjoyable spell with a lovely girl.
Only problem is I can't get into the chatroom - I try to open the site but only have agrey window with a bar that fills up half way and then just freezes
I can see the 3 drop down menus in the chatroom but little else.
I am using Tiscali 10.0 as a web browser - it has an accelerator programme installed to aid web pages loading more quickly - I have a 56k dialup connection
I have McAfee Firewall installed
I loaded a recent version of Java recently
Any obvious problems here. I'll appreciate your comments as I love the chatroom and it's a bit frustrating.
Ta andyjohnny
I am allowed back now after an enforced absence due to a brief but enjoyable spell with a lovely girl.
Only problem is I can't get into the chatroom - I try to open the site but only have agrey window with a bar that fills up half way and then just freezes
I can see the 3 drop down menus in the chatroom but little else.I am using Tiscali 10.0 as a web browser - it has an accelerator programme installed to aid web pages loading more quickly - I have a 56k dialup connection
I have McAfee Firewall installed
I loaded a recent version of Java recently
Any obvious problems here. I'll appreciate your comments as I love the chatroom and it's a bit frustrating.
Ta andyjohnny
Hi any one that knows me from the chatroom and has spent a few minutes making me laugh, thank you. I will be taking a break from the chatroom as I am starting a new relationship and have met a lovely lady who I want to remain faithful to, even chatting
Call it scruples, call it whatever you like but just seems the right thing to do......so Vicky_Uk, maz, loo, chardonnay, jcat4short, jucylucy midlandsman and everyone else - good luck with your lives - have fun but.....
Play safe :)
(a very loved up!) andyjohnny
Call it scruples, call it whatever you like but just seems the right thing to do......so Vicky_Uk, maz, loo, chardonnay, jcat4short, jucylucy midlandsman and everyone else - good luck with your lives - have fun but.....
Play safe :)
(a very loved up!) andyjohnny
Hi libralove,
This sounds a great idea as I was not looking forward to entering the fray withouth knowing a few friendly faces beforehand. So a drink an hour or so before at the xxxxx would be very welcome.
Could u pm me with the details if u are definitely planning to do this?
Many thanks
Play safe
andyjohnny x x x
Don't name locations in public!!
This sounds a great idea as I was not looking forward to entering the fray withouth knowing a few friendly faces beforehand. So a drink an hour or so before at the xxxxx would be very welcome.
Could u pm me with the details if u are definitely planning to do this?
Many thanks
Play safe
andyjohnny x x x
Don't name locations in public!!
Hi Miss J,
Just read your ad - would be keen on taking this further as I live in Dorset but would be happy to arrange for a hotel room in Exeter.
I am a 29 yr old professional guy who enjoys the lifestyle for what it is - the chance to meet up with like-minded people for some healthy consensual fun. I am conscious that you would be keen on having a picture as you will want to vet your replies first - don't think you are the kind of lady who meets allcomers.
I am a 5'11", blue eyed gentleman with manners and a good sense of humour. I keep myself fit and have a honed body, with the remains of a suntan from a recent holiday.
I am not a hardened swinger but have some experience so not a newbie either. Safe sex is always on the agenda as I respect other peoples bodies and my own.
I love plenty of foreplay using chocolate and oils for a sexy massage. You supply the body and I'll supply the strong hands Love to use toys and enjoy seeing the lady happy with any fun we have.
Exeter has some lovely restaurants aswell, so could be a chance for us to meet up somewhere for dinner before retiring to my hotel room for a little fun.
Happy New Year.
Play safe ('} {')
andyjohnny x x x x
Just read your ad - would be keen on taking this further as I live in Dorset but would be happy to arrange for a hotel room in Exeter.
I am a 29 yr old professional guy who enjoys the lifestyle for what it is - the chance to meet up with like-minded people for some healthy consensual fun. I am conscious that you would be keen on having a picture as you will want to vet your replies first - don't think you are the kind of lady who meets allcomers.
I am a 5'11", blue eyed gentleman with manners and a good sense of humour. I keep myself fit and have a honed body, with the remains of a suntan from a recent holiday.
I am not a hardened swinger but have some experience so not a newbie either. Safe sex is always on the agenda as I respect other peoples bodies and my own.
I love plenty of foreplay using chocolate and oils for a sexy massage. You supply the body and I'll supply the strong hands
Love to use toys and enjoy seeing the lady happy with any fun we have. Exeter has some lovely restaurants aswell, so could be a chance for us to meet up somewhere for dinner before retiring to my hotel room for a little fun.
Happy New Year.
Play safe ('} {')
andyjohnny x x x x
Altarica,
Good to see this gaining a little momentum - you seem to have most of the bases covered.
Think the idea of limiting the single males has been used to similar effect at other munches, so people should not be too concerned about this. As a single myself (short term situaion I hope ) it can feel a bit embarrasing when you have to compete with swarms of other males. I personally am put off approaching some females / couples in clubs as they are being harrassed by enough singles as it is. Although we are all ultimately looking for the same kind of fun, it needs to feel comfortable for all. Possibly have a limit of 10 guys, with as many couples / single females as you like.
In terms of the security of the people attending, just wondering if it would be wise for a system of verification where people who want to attend are vouched for by other swingers. Furthermore it may be wise to suggest that no cameras are to be allowed at the event so that any unfortunate exposes are avoided ie stop the press in their tracks such as you've mentioned before.
Would you be able to buddy up with another couple who have arranged a munch like this before so that on the night itself you are able to turn to them should any probems occur? This will give you greaater confidence on the night in dealing with anything untowards. However, I reallly do not think their will be any major problems, but it is best to minimise the risk.
Like the idea of music at the event, you may have someone attending who is willing to share the burden of djing.
In terms of the location Bournemouth is pretty central so this could be an option, as well as some pretty locations in the New Forest. Pubs / restaurants are great here as you probably know.
Anyway all the best and hope the hangover cure has worked - Happy New Year
Andyjohnny
Good to see this gaining a little momentum - you seem to have most of the bases covered.
Think the idea of limiting the single males has been used to similar effect at other munches, so people should not be too concerned about this. As a single myself (short term situaion I hope
) it can feel a bit embarrasing when you have to compete with swarms of other males. I personally am put off approaching some females / couples in clubs as they are being harrassed by enough singles as it is. Although we are all ultimately looking for the same kind of fun, it needs to feel comfortable for all. Possibly have a limit of 10 guys, with as many couples / single females as you like.In terms of the security of the people attending, just wondering if it would be wise for a system of verification where people who want to attend are vouched for by other swingers. Furthermore it may be wise to suggest that no cameras are to be allowed at the event so that any unfortunate exposes are avoided ie stop the press in their tracks such as you've mentioned before.
Would you be able to buddy up with another couple who have arranged a munch like this before so that on the night itself you are able to turn to them should any probems occur? This will give you greaater confidence on the night in dealing with anything untowards. However, I reallly do not think their will be any major problems, but it is best to minimise the risk.
Like the idea of music at the event, you may have someone attending who is willing to share the burden of djing.
In terms of the location Bournemouth is pretty central so this could be an option, as well as some pretty locations in the New Forest. Pubs / restaurants are great here as you probably know.
Anyway all the best and hope the hangover cure has worked - Happy New Year
Andyjohnny
