Quote by Vix
What that little Weetabix numptie?
Nah, not him.
yeah that's 'im awight, he's actually done his name justice and gone awol
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Quote by MikeC
i cant belive a bloke sent that.....
i wudnt even cheekily reply to an advert of some1 i knew very well like that.
well thats single guys for u...
MikeC
In the light of said email and countless similar horror stories one could easily come to that conclusion but it still sounds to me a bit of a sweeping statement, maybe we could say
"that's SOME single guys for u...?"
I'm sure not all single guys are as braindead as the man in question.
Quote by Nomad_Soul
Perhaps the best thing to do is cater as though you were having a non-swinging type of party and lay out a few different kinds of sarnies - you know, egg, cheese and onion, various meats, some salad etc, cakes, vol-au-vents, those dipper things, a few crisps and various other goodies along those lines. Don't worry about drinks, ask people to bring their own and that problem is solved.
Nice but I wouldn't do the onion thingy ;) and please whatever you do... no garlic! :shock:
Quote by Benz2502
Any films you seen that have either ruined the book or vice versa?
Yes, the film Troy based on The Iliad and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Both great books ruined by the fims. I actually started a thread about books and films ages ago - if you want have a look at
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/41104.html
Quote by Benz2502
And let's hope The Da Vinci Code is as gripping as the book....
as for The Da Vinci Code, well I can't agree with you as I found the book appallingly badly written. It's been a while since I read it, but I recall the author desperately trying to end each part with a cliffhanger...... I had to use superhuman strength to stop myself singing dum du dum dum duuuuummmmmmm at the end of each chapter. Such a trite way of trying to keep the readers attention.
I think the da Vinci book has been made 'popular' because it was so disapproved of by the Catholic Church. Otherwise, it is 'just a book, entertaining for a long haul flight I grant you, but no masterpiece.
I managed to finish it, but it took some determination. I do hope they make a better job of it with the film.
Quote by Pete_sw
:shock: :shock: :shock: :scared:
Gor blimey, that'd make yer feckin eyes water ......................
Yeah!
Quote by Pete_sw
as for your question, it could be said that it would enrage an attacker, on the other hand the shock might just give the woman enough time to escape.
I agree. The only problem is that the woman would have to remember to wear it before she goes out to parties, clubs, etc. then again when do rapes happen? I mean they can happen anywhere can't they? Even at home by friends or relatives not necessarily at parties or clubs or in dark alleyways.
I suppose it's not and ideal method to stop but it goes a long way...
The only flaw I see in this is that it's aimed solely at the act of penetration. Athouth penetration is the main act of from what I understand it's the whole act of a physical and emotional attack that affects women (please ladies correct me if I'm wrong).
Quote by Vix
Be my luck to get pissed, get lucky, and forget the thing was there. Not so lucky, eh?
ouch!!
:shock: :shock:
A very interesting news item from News:
"A South African inventor unveiled a new anti- female condom that hooks onto an attacker's penis and aims to cut one of the highest rates of sexual assault in the world."
Please read the whole article here:
Do you guys think that the critics are right is saying that the "rapex" condom could escalate violence against women as it may enrage the attacker further?
Or do you think it's about time such a thing was invented?
"A South African inventor unveiled a new anti- female condom that hooks onto an attacker's penis and aims to cut one of the highest rates of sexual assault in the world."
Please read the whole article here:
Do you guys think that the critics are right is saying that the "rapex" condom could escalate violence against women as it may enrage the attacker further?
Or do you think it's about time such a thing was invented?
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says,"We only have one rule
here in heaven... don't step on the ducks.
"So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together
and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has everlaid eyes on ... very tall, tan, muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
And the guy says,
"Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck."
When they get there, St. Peter says,"We only have one rule
here in heaven... don't step on the ducks.
"So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together
and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has everlaid eyes on ... very tall, tan, muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
And the guy says,
"Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck."
Quote by rogerthedragon
I don't know if anyone has seen the Jackie Chan film Tuxedo?
But if I am working for MI5 I want that suit.
I'd rather have the girl in that film :D
Incidentally has anyone seen the article by David Shayler( the whistleblower who worked for MI5) about what it's like to be a ?
Have a burchers ==>
Quote by chadders245
.........I was once with a girlfriend who I constantly asked the same question, even after I had the snip. She decided to garggle and pass it back to me in a passionate kiss.
that happened to me once too.. she surprised me and I must say it tasted rather odd :shock:
Then I had another girlfriend who used to love it - she once said that me coming in her mouth made her feel special - not kidding you! By saying that she made ME feel very special - God I miss that girl
Hello, hello, hi, hola, alo, hallo, ciao 
I'm back? Does anyone remember me? No, thought not ( typical I ain't shag'd ya so I ain't know ya :( )
I was away, travelling, been here, there and everywhere... from deepest Peru (bumped into Paddington's relatives) and shallowest Europe...
Have I missed much?
I'm back? Does anyone remember me? No, thought not
( typical I ain't shag'd ya so I ain't know ya :( )I was away, travelling, been here, there and everywhere... from deepest Peru (bumped into Paddington's relatives) and shallowest Europe...
Have I missed much?
Quote by PoloLady
Isn't it fun getting a text message - not knowing what it will say.
yes especially when it wasn't meant for you, then you can see what they are getting up to :twisted:
has anyone made the mistake of sending a text to the wrong person? a usual problem if you are a trigger happy texter
I once enrolled in a course of "How to deal with disappointenments" but when I turned for the class - it was cancelled
Everyone deals with disappointments in different ways It's only when you don't know how to deal with them that things can become unhealthy - the ones you have to worry about are those who make people around them pay for a "bad hair day".
The best way to avoid diasppointments is to set oneself realistic expectations; in terms of SH if one thinks I'm going to PM this person and they'll be dying to shag me, then most likely one will be extremely disappointed when things don't turn out that way.
Another way of helping to deal with disappointmens is to take each one as a learning curve and think of them as part of the past that you will learn from in order to avoid future set backs. It has been said that talking about your disappointments are a good way to learn to cope with them - however in terms of SH posting about your disappointments will only result in people berating you for whining about it - so in this case better keep it shtump
Life is full of disappointments, or as they say, life's a bitch, turns into a bastard and then you die... so before you die pat yourself on the back and congratulate yourself that you tried, learn from that disappointment and move on.
Everyone deals with disappointments in different ways It's only when you don't know how to deal with them that things can become unhealthy - the ones you have to worry about are those who make people around them pay for a "bad hair day".
The best way to avoid diasppointments is to set oneself realistic expectations; in terms of SH if one thinks I'm going to PM this person and they'll be dying to shag me, then most likely one will be extremely disappointed when things don't turn out that way.
Another way of helping to deal with disappointmens is to take each one as a learning curve and think of them as part of the past that you will learn from in order to avoid future set backs. It has been said that talking about your disappointments are a good way to learn to cope with them - however in terms of SH posting about your disappointments will only result in people berating you for whining about it - so in this case better keep it shtump
Life is full of disappointments, or as they say, life's a bitch, turns into a bastard and then you die... so before you die pat yourself on the back and congratulate yourself that you tried, learn from that disappointment and move on.
