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22 Apr 2005

Quote by bluexxx
OK, I admit it... I like making prank phone calls :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, well, if some tosser is stupid enough to send me his mobile number by PM and nothing else apart from his age and gender, come on.... who can blame me having a bit of fun :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I've not done anything too naughty, just rang it a few times and been silent..... oooooh spooky :lol: .
He's turned his phone off now though
So, if any other tosser thinks of sending their number to me by PM - don't OK - especially not when I'm bored at work

hmmmm now I know how to get back at that annoying office mate of mine - I'll send you his number via PM - "hi sexy wanna fuck? here's my number" etc. hehehehe :twisted:

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22 Apr 2005

Quote by cu3b4ll
Come on you guys... shift over and let me have a go :cry:

if you look below that screen there are other five "fridges" where you can waste time at your leisure biggrin

the game is getting very popular apparently - can't think why confused

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21 Apr 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
Well, I'd prefer to eat them and shag the women, or eat the women and......
Hmm, maybe no pizzas then :P

shag the women AND eat the women
hmmmm now you're talking!!! biggrin

:twisted:

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21 Apr 2005

Quote by marmalaid
By the way, it's fluff in my belly button!

oh yes, wasn't there a theory somewhere that explained why bellybutton fluff is always blue(ish)?
confused

of course AWOL has no bellybutton fluff... ever! biggrin

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21 Apr 2005

hmmm not sure about your pants mate - it's your belly button that scares me rotflmao

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21 Apr 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
Since I had a choice it'd be with 50 super stunning women, all aboard a big yacht somewhere with me, Â£100's of sex toys and enough pizza to last me a lifetime. (Oh, and them too).

eh? am I reading this right? you'd like to shag the pizzas?
rotflmao

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21 Apr 2005

Quote by curious_catz
Need I say more?
Mr CC

only because you're jealous!!! mad

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21 Apr 2005

Quote by Calista
I wasn't quick enough to snap the Pololady, Dawn Calista shot

I found POLOLADY SHAG and quickly added AWOL biggrin

but couldn't snap it :( -
btw how do I post a pic on here like the ones above this thread?
confused

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21 Apr 2005

Quote by marmalaid

What a stupid waste of time that place is!!!
lol

well I did warn you biggrin

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21 Apr 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I am pissing myself laughing
awol this is excellent

fantastic innit? :rotflmao: I was trying to spell awol but somme bugger kept taking my letters so I tried to spell fuck you and someone else helped me!! lol

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21 Apr 2005

Are you wasting enough time on the internet? No? Would you like to waste a bit more? Yeah of course you do!
See if you can spell Swinging Heaven (or anythitng else for that matter) with these fridge magnets (notice that there will be loads of other people there)
wink

Note to mods: I asked my friend the Search button he says it's not 'bin' done before lol

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21 Apr 2005

not many from me but just ONE big enormous long strong.....
(HUG)
AWOL
xxx

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20 Apr 2005

Quote by KitKat
I've always been reluctant to slag off the adverts section as useless. There are an awful lot of people who use it, and never come in here to speak up for themselves.
...
It is not beyond the realms of imagination that out of the tens of thousands of adverts, there are more than a few hundred who on a regular basis find success through the adverts, putting them in the silent majority, and the fora users in the not so silent minority.
.....
They never come on here to tell us what a great time they are having because, frankly, they can't be fucking bothered.
lhk
Kat

You are right, I have met a couple from the ads and they said they never visit the fora. They are a very busy professional couple who travel aborad a lot and have very little free time, which they wisely use for swinging ;).
Yours, a very lucky, Awol
smile

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20 Apr 2005

let's just keep it alive for a little longer then shall we? in the meantime I'll use this for a little rant to the trigger happy mod who probably never heard of life of pi, or maybe just hates books
mad

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19 Apr 2005

Some of you must have read this book before (I tink it was published last year) but just read it... so, what do you reckon - was he the tiger or wasn't he?
Can't decide! confused

I hope that book never gets turned into a Holllywood film though - they'd ruin it! evil

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19 Apr 2005

Quote by Vix
The thing on BBC tonight about Brot porn? Btill! Am now thinking of changing career.

shit!!! missed it - can I be your agent? :twisted:

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19 Apr 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I'll take that as a no then
:giggle:

nah don't worry Dawn. You have my "permission" to lock it. Right now. Say no more lock it please ;)

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19 Apr 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Alternatively, I can just lock it so I'm last :giggle:
But would what count as a thread killer :confused2:

no that would count as cheating!! and you wouldn't want to be seen as a cheat would you? :shock:

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19 Apr 2005

smelly socks!
redface

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19 Apr 2005

I'm glad that this happes to the veterans as well as the newbies then sad

but in my opinion what's worse than killing a thread is when you think of something really funny and type away and off it goes and when you come back the next day and read what you posted you think oh fuck can't believe I said that!!? what an idiot!
and there's no way to edit it because someone has already quoted you saying you plonker and the thread is then dead :(

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19 Apr 2005

Quote by Calista
Why is the sky blue?

wow that was a great read - thank you Calista wink

can I ask my next question? yes? OK
Sooo... how many lies does one need to make a pack?

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19 Apr 2005

Maybe this will help - from the New Shorter Oxford English Dictionary
adulterate
1 v.t. Render spurious; debase, esp. by admixture of other substances.
2 v.i. Commit adultery (with).
3 v.t. Defile by adultery; debauch.

Hope that helps
biggrin

(am I being pedantic?)

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19 Apr 2005

Quote by Marya
... I thought it might be useful to have just one thread where people can post their one-answer questions. ...

Great idea Marya....
so can I ask a question please?
Why is the sky blue?
biggrin

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19 Apr 2005

9 out of 10
I guessed about the "masturbation sleeve" (didn't know what it was, surely hands are better lol

) but got it right and wrong on the cock ring
rolleyes

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16 Apr 2005

Quote by austin69
OK sorry, kinda killed that thread.............. apologies awol..... lol

no worries austin69, all threads have to die some time ;)
PJ1: I liked your posts and agreed with much of what you said.
Maybe my last contribution to this thread (as it's obviouly dying) is my last rant about books and films (notwithstanding PJ1's comments)... it's to do with Troy the film based (the key word here is "based") on the Iliad.
I know we're not dealing with history here - it's myth and legend, which means fiction. But it would have been nice to see the film sticking a little bit more closely to the book. For example Troy does not have much reference to the greek gods. Why? .....since Homer's epic is full of the dual battle between gods and heroes! I suppose the answer is "lets not confuse the audience".....lets make it simple to "entertain".
Oh and they completely swept the homosexual theme of The Illiad under the carpet too... oh no we couldn't have Brad Pitt crying over the death of his friend/lover Patroclus... better make him his cousin just in case...wouldn't want to upset his female fanbase or the sensitive disposition of American audiences :shock:
I suppose in the end it doesn't matter so much that Troy (the film) does not reflect the book as much as it has a lot of entertaining value if you take the film on its own and forget about the book. Unfortunately once I read a book I can't keep making comparisons... oh well.

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15 Apr 2005

Quote by flapjackboy
Of course, it should be illegal to remake any film that has achieved cult status.

I absolutely agree...
apart from all the films already mentioned above what really gets me is how Hollywood remakes foreign films and, in my opinion, makes a terrible job of it... for example The Ring, the original Japanese version still haunst me, truly fantastic, whilst the American version relied too much on extremely loud noise and visual effects.
Another terrible film was The Asassin a remake of the much superior French film Nikita.

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14 Apr 2005

Why is it that most people feel that the book is always better than the film?
They have made now Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and I'm in two minds about it - I absolutely loved the book and am dreading seeing the film - although I'm really curious.
I've seen a clip and what I hate so far is Marvin! In my mind it looks so much better than like the Pillsbury Dough Boy they made it look like in the film sad

I personally think that the mind has free reign when reading a book, and we see only through our own mind's eye how and what the writer aims for, bringing our own personal bias into it and interpretation...... confused

:
Having said that, have any of you ever seen a film that in your opinion was better than the book? How was it better?

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14 Apr 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Lil gem it's in current affairs....

Thank you for the link Libra-Love smile

I read most of theposts --- dumbstruck --- I don't know what to say... - shocking! it's scary/sad that people like that watchman exist
agrhg I've got a headache now !! sad

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14 Apr 2005

oh nooooo I missed all the fun.. (I was away and just came back a few days ago) but when I tried to log to that site it said my ISP number was banned!!? Why? I never went there until today?
Do you think they banned all UK ISP addresses?
confused

I'm talking about this link as posted by Rainbow

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14 Apr 2005

Quote by jamnat20032003
Us men will stick together...........

yeah that's right! It's time we did (er not too close though lol

)
and ladies please stop PMimg me death threats it's beginning to scare me sad

I mean a lady just said she'll suck me to death - that's just awful!
honestly! :shock:

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