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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
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Quote by flower411
Do you feel the need to post in every thread that appears in the forum...?
No... I've been a SH member for a few years now and hardly got to 400 posts (although I admit that I tend to go awol from time to time).
Threads that seem to be just full of people congratulating each other bore me. Having said that I am fascinated by some of the more lively forum debates - it is always easier to learn from other people's mistakes!
The problem with me is that I always fail to post my opinion before I read other peoples' which invarably ends up in me not being quite sure what I think!
Quote by Lost
Sometimes in quiet moments I think to myself sex is rediculous. I'm not talking about the procreative part of it, i'm talking more the pleasure part. Life could be so much easier if it was just for re-production. I think that sex can hold people back at times, keeping the mind and body from doing things maybe more constructive. All the energies we can expend in just satisfying sexual need seems at times facile. I guess you could argue that sex helps ease tensions and stress and stuff but heck it causes it too.
The thing is, I think these thoughts, see something horny and then see things differently and it all seems worthwhile again. Does my head in
I was thinking of posting something smilar sometime ago but was afraid of being seen as mad - yea OK I am but you don't have to rub it in.
Actually what I was going to say is that I wish humans would have a switch somewhere where we could switch libido off, just for a few hours. I don't think sex is bad or ridiculous; sex is bloody brilliant. I think the problem is libido or the excess of it.
There's not a moment - well perhaps a few - when I'm not thinking about sex. Damn I hate it sometimes it just gets in the way. I go to the theatre and invariably I'll bump into some gorgeous woman then I'll be off fantasizing about having it off on the aisles, I go to the library or a shop or at work there's always going to be some sexy woman around and I'll get distracted damn! Am I a perve?
It would be fantastic if we could just switch off libido during working hours or at any time to enjoy other things without the distraction of getting horny. I'd be able to enjoy concerts, plays, music, books, I'd even attempt to do some work for a change!
So, yeah, does anyone think libido gets in the way of having a normal life (then again what is normal?)
Just came back from a week's holiday (if you can call it that) in the west country.
Did I have a soggy holiday? Did I heck!!
Whilst on hols I went to visit an old friend of mine. During our chat I noticed his voice sounded like Donald Duck, I asked him what the problem was, and he said "you noticed then" he then took off his shoes and socks and said "look at this" there were pieces of skin growing between his toes, "what do you make of that". "Thats webbed feet, that is" I ventured.
Then I said to my friend, I have a problem too I'm finding it difficult to breathe when the sun shines, on dry days and I have these strange marks on my neck. "Thems gills them is" he said.
We both concluded that due to the continual fecking rain we were mutating into ducks and fish respectively, so spent the weekend digging a pond in the garden so that all our families and friends could live happily ever after.
So what happened to the weather! Someone please make it sunny! This is just silly!
Did I have a soggy holiday? Did I heck!!
Whilst on hols I went to visit an old friend of mine. During our chat I noticed his voice sounded like Donald Duck, I asked him what the problem was, and he said "you noticed then" he then took off his shoes and socks and said "look at this" there were pieces of skin growing between his toes, "what do you make of that". "Thats webbed feet, that is" I ventured.
Then I said to my friend, I have a problem too I'm finding it difficult to breathe when the sun shines, on dry days and I have these strange marks on my neck. "Thems gills them is" he said.
We both concluded that due to the continual fecking rain we were mutating into ducks and fish respectively, so spent the weekend digging a pond in the garden so that all our families and friends could live happily ever after.
So what happened to the weather! Someone please make it sunny! This is just silly!
It has to be the original CSI Vegas for me. Horatio is just a bad cliché actually the whole CSI Miami is a bad cliché. Oh and that Emily Procter the one who plays the permanently po-faced Calleigh; has anyone ever seen her smile?
Anyway, just be careful though... if at any point; in your mind you have conceived the perfect way to rid yourself of an offending friend, boss, spouse, child, lover, swinger, etc. without leaving any traces or clues behind... then you have been watching far too much CSI :shock:
Anyway, just be careful though... if at any point; in your mind you have conceived the perfect way to rid yourself of an offending friend, boss, spouse, child, lover, swinger, etc. without leaving any traces or clues behind... then you have been watching far too much CSI :shock:
Quote by Peanut
Yes i have looked there but all I see is guys wanking :-(((
I'm glad they wank - I bought shares in a tissue company - who cares about the Credit Crunch, let guys keep wanking heheh
The only bloke I know who wants the women not to swallow
Never underestimate the power of financial gain over libidinous desires :roll:
Quote by anais
Do you look after your feet?
I do, I'm fanatic about it...
You might be interested in pedicure by fish then.
I caught the end of a documentary on TV some time ago where they use tanks with tiny fish (some sort of carp) that nibble at the dead skin of your feet. Apparently it's very good for you and very nutritious for the fish
Have a gander at Youtube
Cheesy feet? Yummy!!
Quote by splendid_
Beer goggles?
heheh I wondered if anywone was going to comment on that - but it's true! After a few drinks everyone looks beautiful to me!
can I buy you a drink or seven awol ?
Oh wow thank you Splendid - heheh at this rate I may turn up being an alcoholi.... I mean too legless to appreciate anything :lol:
Quote by Freckledbird
I tend to agree with Davidsaction that beauty really is in the eyes of the beerholder but having said that. I found, at various parties and clubs I've been to, that some of the extremely good looking people tend not to go for ugly gits like me. Obviously they want to play with similarly good looking folk.
Although that never stopped me approaching - tentatively - I must say though it helps having a thick hide to get used rejection
Beer goggles?
heheh I wondered if anywone was going to comment on that - but it's true! After a few drinks everyone looks beautiful to me!
I'm probably going to get crucified by this (and apologies to BBW4umen) but let me be a devil's advocate here for a moment...
Splendid's first paragraph hit it spot on... (as she usually does) it would be wasting someone's time - would they call her timewaster? Who knows!
Let me put it another way... say a man did this, if half the board wouldn't be lambasting the guy as a timewaster, the replies wouldn't be as caring and nice as this ones. I've seen it happen and you too! (plural you)
One thing I've noticed about swingers (and not just on SH) is the double standards when it comes to dealing with men and women.
Sorry once again BBW4uman just using your thread to highlight something.
OK, armour suit on... ready... shoot! Actually no.. I'd better run away
Splendid's first paragraph hit it spot on... (as she usually does) it would be wasting someone's time - would they call her timewaster? Who knows!
Let me put it another way... say a man did this, if half the board wouldn't be lambasting the guy as a timewaster, the replies wouldn't be as caring and nice as this ones. I've seen it happen and you too! (plural you)
One thing I've noticed about swingers (and not just on SH) is the double standards when it comes to dealing with men and women.
Sorry once again BBW4uman just using your thread to highlight something.
OK, armour suit on... ready... shoot! Actually no.. I'd better run away
Quote by winchwench
Is someone really beautiful/handsome actually disadvantaged in the swinging scene because people daren't approach
Quote by davidsanction
Beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder and someone that is considered a beauty to one person is seen as rather plain and nothing special by someone else
I tend to agree with Davidsaction that beauty really is in the eyes of the beerholder but having said that. I found, at various parties and clubs I've been to, that some of the extremely good looking people tend not to go for ugly gits like me. Obviously they want to play with similarly good looking folk.
Although that never stopped me approaching - tentatively - I must say though it helps having a thick hide to get used rejection
Hi,
Just like the title says... Latin man looking for a fun, intelligent, cultured female companion for an evening out tonight (Wed 30 July).
No funny agendas just a friendly date - ideally I would like to go for a meal or a drink then if we like we could go salsa dancing (don't worry if you can't do salsa - I can teach you) or we could decide to do something else but mainly just an evening out is what I'm looking for.
Please be chatty and friendly and make sure you are OK with chatting with a Latin American man with a funny accent but friendly personality. Hopefully we will get into a steady flow of banter with no awckward silences.
About me, I'm 5'7", average build, short black hair and ahem... er.. passably good looking (people usually agree with me after they had a few beers heheh).
AWOL
Just like the title says... Latin man looking for a fun, intelligent, cultured female companion for an evening out tonight (Wed 30 July).
No funny agendas just a friendly date - ideally I would like to go for a meal or a drink then if we like we could go salsa dancing (don't worry if you can't do salsa - I can teach you) or we could decide to do something else but mainly just an evening out is what I'm looking for.
Please be chatty and friendly and make sure you are OK with chatting with a Latin American man with a funny accent but friendly personality. Hopefully we will get into a steady flow of banter with no awckward silences.
About me, I'm 5'7", average build, short black hair and ahem... er.. passably good looking (people usually agree with me after they had a few beers heheh).
AWOL
