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awol
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
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Interesting replies, thanks guys... however one common thing has emerged from all this though, that the clairvoyants, etc. failed to see that you are/were going to be a swinger! 
But joking aside I'm still a bit sceptical about them. Maybe I'll do a Houdini one day and visit them to try and work out if they use tricks.
But joking aside I'm still a bit sceptical about them. Maybe I'll do a Houdini one day and visit them to try and work out if they use tricks.
Hello swingers my name's AWOL and I'm a hoarder!
I'm forever trying to clear my cellar and in the process making countless trips to my local recycling centre. It was ridiculous trying to get into my cellar because of huge amunt of clutter I collected over the years.
As a hopeless hoarder I sometimes bring stuff back home from the recycling dump - I know it's sad but can't help it. Sometimes things need a home. I can hear them calling "AWOL I'm homeless please take me home!"
At home I'm quite fond of keeping small sticks of wood for the sole purpose of stirring paint and I've only realised that I must have the equivalent of four trees in small sticks! I have a large collection of planks of wood that I think they'll come in useful one day.
I had about six computer cases and four large monitors and countless pieces of computer related equipmet - I manage to build four computers for friends to give away - felt good about that
I tend to hold onto things I think may come in useful for something, only to end up throwing it away later. The problem is that as soon as you decide to throw something out it is guaranteed you'll need it the very next day even though you haven't used it in 20 years!
There's no hope for me :cry:
I'm forever trying to clear my cellar and in the process making countless trips to my local recycling centre. It was ridiculous trying to get into my cellar because of huge amunt of clutter I collected over the years.
As a hopeless hoarder I sometimes bring stuff back home from the recycling dump - I know it's sad but can't help it. Sometimes things need a home. I can hear them calling "AWOL I'm homeless please take me home!"
At home I'm quite fond of keeping small sticks of wood for the sole purpose of stirring paint and I've only realised that I must have the equivalent of four trees in small sticks! I have a large collection of planks of wood that I think they'll come in useful one day.
I had about six computer cases and four large monitors and countless pieces of computer related equipmet - I manage to build four computers for friends to give away - felt good about that
I tend to hold onto things I think may come in useful for something, only to end up throwing it away later. The problem is that as soon as you decide to throw something out it is guaranteed you'll need it the very next day even though you haven't used it in 20 years!
There's no hope for me :cry:
I bumped into a website discussing mediums, clairvoyants, etc.
I've never visited a medium, clairvoyant or whatever simply beccause I do not believe in them. I do however believe, due to my ancestry and upbringing, in a spiritual world.
My question is: Have any of you visited a medium or clairvoyant and were told things about you that she/he just wouldn't know, have any of you guys seen mediums that provided any evidence that they may have any 'powers' whatsoever?
Have any of the clairvoyants said "aha you're a swinger?!"
Or do you all think, like myself that it's all just a trickery based on "confirmation bias" whereby some people tend to notice and to look for things that confirms their beliefs?
AWOL
I've never visited a medium, clairvoyant or whatever simply beccause I do not believe in them. I do however believe, due to my ancestry and upbringing, in a spiritual world.
My question is: Have any of you visited a medium or clairvoyant and were told things about you that she/he just wouldn't know, have any of you guys seen mediums that provided any evidence that they may have any 'powers' whatsoever?
Have any of the clairvoyants said "aha you're a swinger?!"
Or do you all think, like myself that it's all just a trickery based on "confirmation bias" whereby some people tend to notice and to look for things that confirms their beliefs?
AWOL
Quote by lizalea
with no thought of religion and only lustfull thoughts in head at some point during sex i shout out "oh my god"
That's very true - I know many people who shout for god when climaxing - myself included. I wonder if it's the same in other religions and languages.
For example in Spanish you could shout Hay Dios Mio or Oh Meu Deus in Portuguese, etc. Do Germans shout Mein Gott? I wonder what Arabs shout - they probably don't mention God because that would be sacrilege - maybe the Taliban shout Deah To America! when they climax? Oh what about Budhist? Do they call for Budha?
Any Budhists, Mulsims, Jews here? I'm getting very curious now
er hope I haven't offended anyone
Coming to London for a visit is wonderful. It is really a very grand, majestic city where a million things are always going on... you could never get bored in London.
However living in London is another thing everything is just so expensive, we're taxed up to our ears, the bleeming congestion tax doesn't work (or rather it works as far as filling Red Ken's coffers) and now we're being taxed for the London Olympics too - god do I sound like a whinger!
But don't let me put you off... London is a great place to come for a day out, nothing beats it - specially when it comes to do a cultural tour.
However living in London is another thing everything is just so expensive, we're taxed up to our ears, the bleeming congestion tax doesn't work (or rather it works as far as filling Red Ken's coffers) and now we're being taxed for the London Olympics too - god do I sound like a whinger!
But don't let me put you off... London is a great place to come for a day out, nothing beats it - specially when it comes to do a cultural tour.
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In my eyes, men or women that don't wear protection when playing with someone who isn't their partner is unbelievably selfish!
I would say more than just selfish but alarmingly irresposible.
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If the news reports of HIV have faded away, it is just because HIV is now so common it does not warrant being called news. All the more reason to protect oneself!
Yes HIV news maybe fading but there are news that Chlamydia is on the rise a well.
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Found it boring right from the first series.
I have known people watch it live for hours on end waiting for something exciting to happen.
" its midnight in the Big Brother house, and all the housemates are asleep"
Riveting !!!
My feelings exactly - I can't belive some people choose to watch so much rubbish on the TV when they could be doing other fun stuff like... don't know, maybe cutting their toenails, picking boggies out, mending holes in socks or even having sex! :P
I'm also in the "no complaints" brigade but when I was filling in my profile I was thinking maybe I should state my size in metric rather than inches. For example a 6 incher becomes 15 centimitres, an 8 incher becomes a whopping 20 centimetres!!
We're talking double figures here! after all I doubt many women can tell the difference between inches and centimeters anyway
We're talking double figures here! after all I doubt many women can tell the difference between inches and centimeters anyway
The best God is Inti as the Incas called it, or Ra as the ancient Egyptians used to know it.
Imagine without the Sun we're all fucked and there would be no Pradas, labradors, dogs, Homer, Jean Seams, atheists, Kali, etc... sweet FA basically.
So we'd better start praying to the Sun God to keep us alive for a few million years more.
:idea:
Imagine without the Sun we're all fucked and there would be no Pradas, labradors, dogs, Homer, Jean Seams, atheists, Kali, etc... sweet FA basically.
So we'd better start praying to the Sun God to keep us alive for a few million years more.
:idea:
I would like to post more and start new threads but very early on I was a bit discouraged by the flaming of newbies and by the trigger happy modding. I remember threads used to get locked for no apparent reason - it was very odd.
Another reason newbies might not want to post that much is that it feels a bit clickey or at least that's the perception.
What I find off putting is when a very interesting thread is going on some people start making silly comments with their mates and the thread gets hijacked by one or two all posting banal stuff like:
Poster 1: oh you're so funny,
Poster 2: oh no you're funnier,
P1: I know hahahaha,
P2: oh no you'll be in trouble now, just laughed at me
P1: oh really? what you gonna do then lol
and on and on and on and it get sooo boring and I just think sod it those two/three just ruined a very good thread. The thread becomes a private conversation - and if they really want a private conversation they could easily have it in the chatrooms instead.
As for being oversentisite yes perhaps some people are but I suppose they longer they stay the less sensitive they'll become - maybe they just need time.
Another thing I've noticed is that sometimes a member who's not that well known starts a thread; for some reason it receives very little replies or attention. However if a well known member starts a thread - whether it's silly or serious it always gets a lot of replies... very strange that.
Am I right or is that just my imagination?
Another reason newbies might not want to post that much is that it feels a bit clickey or at least that's the perception.
What I find off putting is when a very interesting thread is going on some people start making silly comments with their mates and the thread gets hijacked by one or two all posting banal stuff like:
Poster 1: oh you're so funny,
Poster 2: oh no you're funnier,
P1: I know hahahaha,
P2: oh no you'll be in trouble now, just laughed at me
P1: oh really? what you gonna do then lol
and on and on and on and it get sooo boring and I just think sod it those two/three just ruined a very good thread. The thread becomes a private conversation - and if they really want a private conversation they could easily have it in the chatrooms instead.
As for being oversentisite yes perhaps some people are but I suppose they longer they stay the less sensitive they'll become - maybe they just need time.
Another thing I've noticed is that sometimes a member who's not that well known starts a thread; for some reason it receives very little replies or attention. However if a well known member starts a thread - whether it's silly or serious it always gets a lot of replies... very strange that.
Am I right or is that just my imagination?
Sex? Swinging? In this weather? You lot are lucky - I've been mutating!
A friend and I were having lunch when I noticed her voice was starting to sound like a duck and she was becoming very unintelligible, I asked her what the problem was, she gave me a very embarrased look and said "you noticed then" she then removed her shoes and said "look at this"
I went OMG!!! there was skin growing between her toes, "what do you make of that" she asked. "That's webbed feet, that is" I ventured, it can only be down to the continual rain we're having.
Thing is, I said, I have a problem too. I'm finding it difficult to breathe when the sun shines, on those rare dry days and I have these strange marks behind my ears, "them gills them is" said my friend.
We both concluded that due to the continual rain our bodies were mutating into ducks and fish respectively.
So we agreed to spend this weekend digging a pond in the garden so we could both live happily ever after.
Fecking pondlife!!
A friend and I were having lunch when I noticed her voice was starting to sound like a duck and she was becoming very unintelligible, I asked her what the problem was, she gave me a very embarrased look and said "you noticed then" she then removed her shoes and said "look at this"
I went OMG!!! there was skin growing between her toes, "what do you make of that" she asked. "That's webbed feet, that is" I ventured, it can only be down to the continual rain we're having.
Thing is, I said, I have a problem too. I'm finding it difficult to breathe when the sun shines, on those rare dry days and I have these strange marks behind my ears, "them gills them is" said my friend.
We both concluded that due to the continual rain our bodies were mutating into ducks and fish respectively.
So we agreed to spend this weekend digging a pond in the garden so we could both live happily ever after.
Fecking pondlife!!
Just started reading "A Thousand Splendid Suns" by Khaled Hosseini - so far it's brilliant.
I read his previous "The Kite Runner" which I thought was a wonderful book. It relates the story of a boy growing up in pre-Soviet and pre-Taliban Afghanistan
but with some universal themes that make it very appealing.
I read his previous "The Kite Runner" which I thought was a wonderful book. It relates the story of a boy growing up in pre-Soviet and pre-Taliban Afghanistan
but with some universal themes that make it very appealing.
I've done the car park, locker rooms, party, etc. but the one I will always remember for being rather special was this one...
Years ago a girlfriend and I went to an exhibition of Paul Klee at the Haywards Gallery in the South Bank Centre. I remember it was a chilly afternoon and we were both wearing long coats.
As we were looking at the paintings I was fondling her bum safe in the knowledge that her long coat was covering the deed.
The fact that there we were in the middle of an art gallery with loads of people admiring Klee's work and I was touching her (by now not just her bum) turned us on and we were both aching for a quick shag. So we left the gallery and tried to look for somewhere secluded.
If you've been to the South Bank Centre you'll know the many walkways and staircases all over the place but try as we might there was nowhere secluded enough - there were just too many people. So what we did was rather desperate I leaned against the wall and bent my legs slightly and se accomodated herself on me making sure that our coats were covering us properly. We tried to make it look like we were just having a hug and a kiss.
With slight difficulty I managed to achieve penetration but as there were loads of people about we were keeping rather still so thrusting movements were out of the question - here's where she made a good use of her pelvic floor muscles and by heck they were good. Although I did come my girlfirend didn't but she enjoyed the experience simply because of the sheer excitment of having sex in full public view.
As far as people were concerned we were just two lovers embracing each other on a chilly afternoon... So next time you see a couple with long coats getting very amorous with each other then you know what might be happening :-)
Oh that expereince sparked a few similar ones... going to art galleries for a bit of exhibitionism.
With the same girlfirend we went to the Salvador Dali exhibition at the County Hall and although we didn't have sex there (indoors too many people) she liked me fondling her breasts and showing them off "accidentally" by loosening her blouse - she (we) did get some funny looks but she was thrilled.
Years ago a girlfriend and I went to an exhibition of Paul Klee at the Haywards Gallery in the South Bank Centre. I remember it was a chilly afternoon and we were both wearing long coats.
As we were looking at the paintings I was fondling her bum safe in the knowledge that her long coat was covering the deed.
The fact that there we were in the middle of an art gallery with loads of people admiring Klee's work and I was touching her (by now not just her bum) turned us on and we were both aching for a quick shag. So we left the gallery and tried to look for somewhere secluded.
If you've been to the South Bank Centre you'll know the many walkways and staircases all over the place but try as we might there was nowhere secluded enough - there were just too many people. So what we did was rather desperate I leaned against the wall and bent my legs slightly and se accomodated herself on me making sure that our coats were covering us properly. We tried to make it look like we were just having a hug and a kiss.
With slight difficulty I managed to achieve penetration but as there were loads of people about we were keeping rather still so thrusting movements were out of the question - here's where she made a good use of her pelvic floor muscles and by heck they were good. Although I did come my girlfirend didn't but she enjoyed the experience simply because of the sheer excitment of having sex in full public view.
As far as people were concerned we were just two lovers embracing each other on a chilly afternoon... So next time you see a couple with long coats getting very amorous with each other then you know what might be happening :-)
Oh that expereince sparked a few similar ones... going to art galleries for a bit of exhibitionism.
With the same girlfirend we went to the Salvador Dali exhibition at the County Hall and although we didn't have sex there (indoors too many people) she liked me fondling her breasts and showing them off "accidentally" by loosening her blouse - she (we) did get some funny looks but she was thrilled.
Quote by jaymar
Does anyone agree that "sometimes" we can get into daily life and "sometimes" take each other for granted?
If we think about it, a huge number of problems in life come not from doing or having said something bad or wrong but from taking important things for granted.
We all take things for granted. Basic things, simple things, important things, relationships, etc. It's normal, isn't it? Even though I think most of us dont try to, I think sometimes it easy for people to take their friends, family, loved ones for granted.
We live in a world ruled by routines, and the more we get used to the routine, the more dependable things are, the more you stop noticing them. It's only when they stop being there for you when you realise how important they are and how much you rely on them being there.
When I was growing up, I took a lot of things for granted. I suppose we all do at one time or another. Now that I'm an adult (althouh that's still open to debate), I find my perspective on life has changed for the better. Especially since the death of my mother. Silly how I assumed she was always going to be there until one day she was gone. It was then that I felt guilty for not having done more, for not having been in touch more or go and visit her more often.
You can't live your life taking note of every single thing. But every now and again, if examine our world and those that surround us we might not ignore their existence. Someone said to me once how good it would be to start every morning by giving thanks for everything/everyone that is important to us. It starts your day off with good karma - if you believe in karma that is.
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I`d like to meet all the people in history who ate things for the first time....
I mean, who first looked at an oyster and said "I`m gonna eat that" :shock:
And who the hell tasted marmite for the first time and said "YUMMY!!" it could just as easily have been the person next to him who would have said " Don`t eat THAT !!! it`s yuk "
marmite!
I agree! very very yuck!and it'd be interesting to meet the first person who said hmm let's try a lobster (or a crab) oh and let's boil it alive just to see how it tastes eurgh!
:shock:
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I'd interview Eve she must have been a bit special to have made Adam be so naughty
Nahhh nothing like that... she wasn't that great if you know the story behind it... this is how it happened:
God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
God said, "This person will gather food for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion when ever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" And the rest is history...
Hi Missy and Devondelight ... thanks for your welcome.... mwahh!
I wish I'd been kidnapped by a gorgeous blonde... I just had to go awol cos I stupidly hooked up with some friends from my distant past, and rode the Internet bubble till it burst, lost all my savings.
Then, went off to settle some debts to some very questionable characters by dealing chewing gums for them to even more questionable characters. Turns out the whole thing was some kind of sting government operation. They seized my passport and froze all my bank accounts, not that was much left in them.
Oh, and the CIA has a contract out on me which Mossad and MI5 have decided to join and up the reward!
Been thinking of finding a crossroads to sell my soul to the devil. I wonder how much souls are going for these days!?
Anything I find here will definitely be much more fun than that!
I wish I'd been kidnapped by a gorgeous blonde... I just had to go awol cos I stupidly hooked up with some friends from my distant past, and rode the Internet bubble till it burst, lost all my savings.
Then, went off to settle some debts to some very questionable characters by dealing chewing gums for them to even more questionable characters. Turns out the whole thing was some kind of sting government operation. They seized my passport and froze all my bank accounts, not that was much left in them.
Oh, and the CIA has a contract out on me which Mossad and MI5 have decided to join and up the reward!
Been thinking of finding a crossroads to sell my soul to the devil. I wonder how much souls are going for these days!?
Anything I find here will definitely be much more fun than that!
Hi everyone,
I don't expect anyone to remember me as I keep going awol but I'm back... (for a while)
Just wanted to say the place looks lovely with the new decorations and bells and whistles.
Also just had a very sexy experience in the chat section where two gorgeous ladies were giving a lovely show! Wow is my keyboard sticky or what! I don't remember the chat room having a cam facility before so yeah that was lovely! (I should have bought a bigger box of tissues though).
Anyway, nice seeing you all and here's hoping to make new friends
AWOL
I don't expect anyone to remember me as I keep going awol but I'm back... (for a while)
Just wanted to say the place looks lovely with the new decorations and bells and whistles.
Also just had a very sexy experience in the chat section where two gorgeous ladies were giving a lovely show! Wow is my keyboard sticky or what! I don't remember the chat room having a cam facility before so yeah that was lovely! (I should have bought a bigger box of tissues though).
Anyway, nice seeing you all and here's hoping to make new friends
AWOL
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The ones who are frowned upon are those who expect that couples and single females will fall at their feet the instant they offer themselves up for a shag. ......
So that actually doesn't happen? I really was expecting to be inundated with replies... damn! :doh:
Now what am I going to do with that truckload of viagra I just ordered?
