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"Abusive or aggressive behaviour towards members, Ops/Mods or Admin"
It was abusive - but thanks for the advice.
ahem! Sorry - I stand corrected
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Quote by Jags
I've edited out the bitter and twisted and unproductive part!
er.. sorry but shouldn't that be up to her to edit it out? I thought mods would only edit offensive messages etc. or being bitter and twisted and unproductive goes against the rules of SH?
I looked at her profile and she sounds great and looks kinda sexy with that headdres
oh and those muscles mmmm 
Quote by PoloLady
... where does the line get drawn? Do we all have to sit and write a list of does and don'ts - is sex always that prescribed?
Tip-toeing around boundaries is part of how we learn new things and have new experiences. There are some lines which should not be crossed and some which can be approached - people can't get it right all of the time if the messages are unclear.
This is true... maybe in that case the onus is on the advertisers to clearly explain their boundaries and not give mixed messages (as in the don't do anal but have anal sex pics in profile debacle described earlier). Giving mixed messages is a sure fire way to get approached by those one wouldn't want to meet othersie.
Quote by Shloppy
The most sensuous sexual experience was with a partner who couldn't get enough of A. She enjoyed having A then going out and feeling my love juice run out of her perhaps up to one hour later
To me it was just so erotic. To hear her demand my cock up her arse was the biggest turn on.
I would never attempt A with anyone who wasn't willing. That IS a no no.
I agree with this entirely. There's no pleasure when anal sex is not a woman's thing but when she invites you to give her one up her arse mmm heaven
I think a lot of people here are assuming that a man who seeks to meet couples is bi and hiding it. Whilst it must be true in some cases there's also another explanation.
There are some couples who want to experience a threesome, in my case, a long time ago, my then partner wanted to have a threesome with me and another man. DP was one of the many weird and wonderful fantasies she had. So we looked for another man, straight, who didn't mind I'd be there. Neither him nor me were bi and we were happy about it. Since then I like the idea of being one of the men giving a woman a delightful DP.
I would happily meet couples now and I would definitely let them know that I'm straight and that I'm there for the DP experience.
Of course, if I knew that the man is bi and he expects some play then I wouldn't contact them in the first place.
It seems to me that some people tend to see ulterior motives in everything other people say. Sometimes the explanations can be very simple and boring.
There are some couples who want to experience a threesome, in my case, a long time ago, my then partner wanted to have a threesome with me and another man. DP was one of the many weird and wonderful fantasies she had. So we looked for another man, straight, who didn't mind I'd be there. Neither him nor me were bi and we were happy about it. Since then I like the idea of being one of the men giving a woman a delightful DP.
I would happily meet couples now and I would definitely let them know that I'm straight and that I'm there for the DP experience.
Of course, if I knew that the man is bi and he expects some play then I wouldn't contact them in the first place.
It seems to me that some people tend to see ulterior motives in everything other people say. Sometimes the explanations can be very simple and boring.
: 17. I'm fed up of getting cock shots!
groan!
Ladies, ladies, ladies... oh I don't know... :roll: some guys will send you cock shots no matter what, probably more so when you don't want to get them... it happens, hit the delete button and live with it. It's the nature of the beast - specially of the SH beast - but please no more threads like that!!! pretty please!!
you sound as bad as the "why don't I get any replies" brigade!!
groan!
Ladies, ladies, ladies... oh I don't know... :roll: some guys will send you cock shots no matter what, probably more so when you don't want to get them... it happens, hit the delete button and live with it. It's the nature of the beast - specially of the SH beast - but please no more threads like that!!! pretty please!!
you sound as bad as the "why don't I get any replies" brigade!!
Quote by nutty200is
I think every man has asked himself the question would I do anything with another man, 80% probably thought "absolutely not " and I was one of them .
the one time I asked myself this question was when I read that at one of Bluexxx's parties (if I remember correctly) there was a "game" where a man was blindfolded and then given a blow job... only he didn't know if the giver was male or female... the question was could he tell?
That made me think and sort of made me want to participate in such a game.. would I be able to tell the difference? Probably not!
Like many of the straight men here I don't find men physically attractive, but that particular game for some reason seemed interesting...
Quote by Lissa
For me it's more a case of who makes me turn ON the tv. ..........
I'd rather be online or reading a book. Tv seems to be nearly all Soaps and Reality Shows now, and I hate them both!
I absolutely agree... even if there were more than just soaps and reality TV I would still find it difficult to watch as I have very little time free. I always wondered about those people who have Sky or cable etc, where do they get the time to watch so many channels?
I need at least a 50 hour day to do all the things I want to do in a day
A big thankyou to the Organisers of the Erotica meet.
I don't think I managed to meet everyone but I had a lovely time talking to some very friendly people... thank you to those I met for making me feel welcome. I won't mention names cos I have such terrible memory! Remembering two names (board name and real name) was a bit too much for my tired brain I can remember the lovely faces though
I don't think I managed to meet everyone but I had a lovely time talking to some very friendly people... thank you to those I met for making me feel welcome. I won't mention names cos I have such terrible memory! Remembering two names (board name and real name) was a bit too much for my tired brain
I can remember the lovely faces though 
Just hearing the news in general today made me think that one day we'll all be dead.
It happens all the time, all around us. Simple, commonplace... but worth thinking about sometimes. It's the last part of living and in many ways, I believe, should be welcomed as such.
Strange to think that some people are scared to greet death when she comes, yet they'll enter the realms of dreams willingly, and that realm is so much more terrible.
Are you perhaps someone who believe that in death the spirit gets its merciful release, unfettered by this mortal prison of flesh and bones, which is dying from the day that it's born?
Or.. do you think we just die and are all gobbled up by worms... and that's it. Curtains. No more. The End?
Provided this doesn't get locked it'd be interesting to see your views. Do you believe in an an afterlife, in reincarnation?
It happens all the time, all around us. Simple, commonplace... but worth thinking about sometimes. It's the last part of living and in many ways, I believe, should be welcomed as such.
Strange to think that some people are scared to greet death when she comes, yet they'll enter the realms of dreams willingly, and that realm is so much more terrible.
Are you perhaps someone who believe that in death the spirit gets its merciful release, unfettered by this mortal prison of flesh and bones, which is dying from the day that it's born?
Or.. do you think we just die and are all gobbled up by worms... and that's it. Curtains. No more. The End?
Provided this doesn't get locked it'd be interesting to see your views. Do you believe in an an afterlife, in reincarnation?
Quote by Serendipity
Looking at the numbers, we may need to upgrade from telephone box to portaloo
Well I'm glad to say that said portaloo wasn't needed as the numbers fitted quite well in the telephone box (I had to go back home with my cheap bog roll
)Thanks to Tevo for organising a nice munchette. It was good to meet everyone and put faces to names. My only regret is that I didn't manage to have a glimpse of Serendipity's ankles as I was too mesmerised by her eyes
AWOL
whilst in general I do prefer the ligths on it has to be said that sometimes in the right circumstances (now now!) touching, lots of touching and not seeing can be a real turn on too... imagine lots of bodies on a bed - not knowing who you're touching or whose hands are touching you hmm :rascal:
but yes on the whole lights on
but yes on the whole lights on
squeamish? I thought it was educational
Shame some of you swithced off I found some of the dialogue hilarious!
I loved this bit in the first episode ... "Would you like another doormouse, senator?"
and last night
"Women say they don't like it, but they do. Makes them wet as October..."
and the bit where the family of Caesar supporters were deciding who was going to kill whom to stop being by the mob trying to invade their house ... the girl demanding "I want mother to kill me" after an argument and the mother to her son "Darling who would you like to kill you?"
great stuff
Shame some of you swithced off I found some of the dialogue hilarious!
I loved this bit in the first episode ... "Would you like another doormouse, senator?"
and last night
"Women say they don't like it, but they do. Makes them wet as October..."
and the bit where the family of Caesar supporters were deciding who was going to kill whom to stop being by the mob trying to invade their house ... the girl demanding "I want mother to kill me" after an argument and the mother to her son "Darling who would you like to kill you?"
great stuff
Quote by leprechaun
tonite while giving pleasure to a high ranking female member of sh i was sacked for multi tasking
Monsieur Lep,
You disappoint me... why didn't you use that old chesnut "men can't multitask" on your defence?
Women use that all the time against us so you should have used that against them, see? If you need further advise on how to deal with bossy women feel free to PM me
(oh shit! is that bluexxx I see coming at me? )
Quote by postie
.... No offence meant Awol. I honestly thought you had to put an apostrophe in if you have shortened a word, such as 'phone....
None taken Postie... as I said earlier I'm always happy to be proven wrong (or right sometimes) or made fun of, or whatever... it's all part of being alive and belonging to a very active and lively forum like this one ;)
