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berksbex
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Mr-Powers
Just a quick change of subject.....anyone see The Friday Night Tennant was guest starring......it was very funny.....Seeing David Tennant in drag was very funny,he looked like Liz MacDonald from Coronation Street,he was very convincing!
LOL yes, and didn't he look like he was enjoying it just a little too much ;)
Quote by HarryJones
It's not old lady season yet. It's too cold for them at this time of year Harry. They will be out in early May in full dress (bloomers, hat, scarf etc)
Anyway, Great Yarmouth seafront is probably too cold for anyone at this time of year :shock:
Good luck!
Thursdays are the best days to go old lady hunting at the post office :P
Bloody hell, thats woken me up. When did you sneak in
: Hello and a big hug and kiss from me (and a pm on the way).
Hi Harry, yes it's been a while. I had serious domestic issues last year.
But, I'm here now :twisted:
The only time I have ever played strip poker was in my pre-swinging days (when actually I was just as bad as I am now, only without the lable :twisted: lol).
At a party, I got very drunk, played strip poker with some friends and ended up having sex with my friend's boyfriend on the pile of coats in the spare room. We got caught by my friend (now ex-friend!) when she came looking for him :shock:
So I wouldn't recommend playing strip poker when drunk!
If they weren't that drunk, maybe your flatmate's friends were hinting.
What was your flatmate's view of this anyway? Was she up for it?
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At a party, I got very drunk, played strip poker with some friends and ended up having sex with my friend's boyfriend on the pile of coats in the spare room. We got caught by my friend (now ex-friend!) when she came looking for him :shock:
So I wouldn't recommend playing strip poker when drunk!
If they weren't that drunk, maybe your flatmate's friends were hinting.
What was your flatmate's view of this anyway? Was she up for it?
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It's not old lady season yet. It's too cold for them at this time of year Harry. They will be out in early May in full dress (bloomers, hat, scarf etc)
Anyway, Great Yarmouth seafront is probably too cold for anyone at this time of year :shock:
Good luck!
Thursdays are the best days to go old lady hunting at the post office :P
Anyway, Great Yarmouth seafront is probably too cold for anyone at this time of year :shock:
Good luck!
Thursdays are the best days to go old lady hunting at the post office :P
Goodness me :shock:
I had heard that sperm banks were drying up (intentional pun :P ) because men were unwilling to donate due to the new laws, but this sounds like desperation. And she thought her hubby had talked it through with you?
I normally have an 'each to their own' view with what people are into (we all like different things) but this is too far because there could potential off-spring. You were lucky there.
I had heard that sperm banks were drying up (intentional pun :P ) because men were unwilling to donate due to the new laws, but this sounds like desperation. And she thought her hubby had talked it through with you?
I normally have an 'each to their own' view with what people are into (we all like different things) but this is too far because there could potential off-spring. You were lucky there.
Quote by Darkfire
To many men there.....
Never mind that! Berksbex!!!!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: welcome home! :thumbup:
where the bloody hell have you been?
dont do that again! <hijack mode off> as you were folks!
LOL thanks for the welcome home Darkfire
Sometimes life REALLY sucks and sometimes family members go WAY off the rails and you have to stop your fun for a bit to sort the buggers out lol Anyway, I'm back part time. I have missed it here (and other places) alot...
Continue with the spanking, I rather like that :twisted:
:P
To many men there is a huge step between having a one on one affair with a woman (like he did with your g/f) and having a threesome. Lots say they are up for it but in reality they won’t go through with it or try and engineer a meeting with the woman alone. I’m not saying he will be like that but just because he was willing to have an affair doesn’t mean he will be up for MFM.
Maybe she can get his number and you can all discuss it at a later date? It could be highly embarrassing if he gets drunk and tells all at the party!
Maybe she can get his number and you can all discuss it at a later date? It could be highly embarrassing if he gets drunk and tells all at the party!
Quote by HarryJones
In fact I have met most people through the ads and LMU
Rushes off to resurrect his ancient LMU thread and update his advert (zero success through LMU other than socials, and have only met two couples as a result of my advert)
Regards
Harry Jones
Harry
how are you?Two is good, and you had fun with thoes two yes?
Well maybe it's just me, I like annonymous shags sometimes :twisted:
I can't be the only one, surely? 
I meet when able and lurk when I can't meet
As for the swinging singles thing it's been done to death
but.....I have been on here as part of a couple and as a single and now part of a couple again, so as a single should I not be welcome? Or was the question on singles not being real swingers only meant for single men? 
I hope not because that's where I get most of my fun from! :twisted:
Mr Tweeky, I know you meant no offence, but the thing about places like this is that you should have an open mind. It shouldn't be closed to one group just because they don't fall into the category that you expect as where will it all end? We have gay people and TVs here too, they don’t fit into any neat definition of ‘swingers’ in the 1970s idea of suburban car-key choosing wife swappers maybe, but we have grown up since then (I hope!) and times move on and definitions widen.
If you only want to meet couples, then of course that is your prerogative. However, there is a place for all kinds of people to have consensual adult fun with other adults.
As for the swinging singles thing it's been done to death
but.....I have been on here as part of a couple and as a single and now part of a couple again, so as a single should I not be welcome? Or was the question on singles not being real swingers only meant for single men? I hope not because that's where I get most of my fun from! :twisted:Mr Tweeky, I know you meant no offence, but the thing about places like this is that you should have an open mind. It shouldn't be closed to one group just because they don't fall into the category that you expect as where will it all end? We have gay people and TVs here too, they don’t fit into any neat definition of ‘swingers’ in the 1970s idea of suburban car-key choosing wife swappers maybe, but we have grown up since then (I hope!) and times move on and definitions widen.
If you only want to meet couples, then of course that is your prerogative. However, there is a place for all kinds of people to have consensual adult fun with other adults.
Quote by makingcocoa
I see your point, NN! I've often wondered whether there are, in fact, a whole group of SHers who are completely successful with their one-liners, and all those posts in LMU get answered by someone in PM and everyone shags happily ever after, and we just don't hear about it because we're all here offering helpful advice and trying to 'make friends'
It's entirely possible.
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Indeed it is! :P I know some off here who never even post in the forums who just use the ads only and have lots of fun. In fact I have met most people through the ads and LMU and only one person through the cafe forum.....and even a couple of guys sent me one-liners! lol but they were very good one-liners
:lol: I also think youare right that some people PM replies in LMU rather than post in the threads.
There is a place for the quick shag element as not everyone wants to become best friends (in fact quite the opposite as being friends causes unwanted complications). As long as all parties agree on what they want, then there should be no problem
Quote by Snesh
*makes a mental note not to have a different opinion to people on here*
sigh
Nothing to do with disagreements over opinion and all to do with attitude. Just make a note not to be rude to people and not to call them patronising when you have been pretty patronising yourself. Have a nice day snesh.
Quote by fembernie
I have been a real couch potato for the last 10 days or so as I have been laid up with a real bad cold and cough.
Anyway - I have been watching all sorts of crap on telly, day and night cos I can't sleep due to mega fits of coughing. On scrolling through film channels, I keep seeing one particular film reoccuring on the Horror Movie Channel. I haven't watched them, but so far this channel has had Leprechaun 1, Leprechaun 2, Leprechaun 3 and tonight it seems Leprechaun 4 is on :shock:
Leprechaun - how many horror movies have you actually made ....................and are any of them worth watching
I thought the little green whore was too busy on tour to be going off making films :shock: .....maybe he made these when he was younger, like when he was only 115 or something
Oh one more thing? Were they porn? :lol: :lol: Get well soon Bernie
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Good afternoon folks
I have a something to ask the admin. It's not a moan or groan or anything technical - just me being a nosey sod.
What hours do you work? Is it generally Monday - Friday 9-5 or do you work shifts?
I was wondering because I noticed most of the admin weren't here over Christmas - except for St3ve.
And I've noticed St3v3 logged in today.
Now the curiosities killing me. St3v3 are you:
a) Working
b) Getting addicted to the site
c) You were missing NWC and couldn't stay away
:giggle:
He's becoming your personal stalker HLB
Quote by Snesh
James Blunt is a man who can rhyme words, yes, but a phenominal singer/songwriter? Doubtful.... the man sings with no conviction and his live performances lack passion and are reminiscent of poorly-done karaoke. He's a studio performer for depressed premenstrual women at best
His song lyrics, if analysed, are contradictory at the best of times, lame and repitious on the whole.
Unfortunately we live in a current muscial climate where, if someone can actually play an instrument, can write a song (with help from others) or can sing in (asemi) tune without a load of studio effects on their voice they are extolled as a massive muscial talent.
You want moving lyrics, phenominal writing and performances so soul-breaking with such realism and passion that you can't help but feel your soul cry when you hear them then look no further than Damien Rice, Turin Brakes, Eric Clapton, Elton John, Phil Collins, George Micheal and others who don't need chart popularity to ensure that they continue writing heart-felt songs about life and love.
Layla xx
His live performances are full of soul and conviction. Which ones were you at?
Surely it all comes down to personal taste. I’m sure there are many that would say that Phil Collins sings more from the wallet than the heart, but as you like him, I feel that it is your prerogative to like him.
Like others, you are just falling into the trap of jumping onto the ‘James blunt backlash bandwagon’. As soon as someone is a success in this country, when they become popular you suddenly get a few who can't stand it and have to push them back down again. I suppose I can’t stand music snobbery, just because something becomes popular, doesn’t automatically mean that it is rubbish.
As for the phrase 'depressed premenstrual women'
oh dear, nice way to make friends :P“Damien Rice, Turin Brakes, Eric Clapton, Elton John, Phil Collins, George Micheal and others who don't need chart popularity to ensure that they continue writing heart-felt songs about life and love†erm come again??? Most of these guys are multi-millionaires from their chart popularity. LOL!
Hi Helen, I am going to have to pass this munch. :cry: Something has come up and problems at home, so I’m having to cancel all my dates for a bit. It feels like a conspiracy right now! And I still haven’t managed a munch yet. I’m letting you know now so that you can allow someone else the space and so that they don’t go to the trouble of making a badge etc for me. If a miracle happens and the couple of issues I have get sorted, I will PM you and see how the land-lies for spaces, but that will be doubtful and of course I will understand if all places are gone. Sorry for any trouble.
Quote by peenut
ersonally I am sticking around for a while and I am going to organise a social for the Newbies. To me, that will prove if the site has a future or if it has turned into the Sex site you mentioned. You know what Peenut, I really hope you are very wrong
Me also ! I was thinking of doing a bit o mddding in the future too ! I personaly don't see Sh as a sex site and would be very unhappy if it became so. However were I to be paying to join I can see that there is some important issues here. Although my mailbox has not exactly overflowed with replies, were I to be female, and having carefully written my ad, I would be bombarded by a lot of replies from guys who have not even bothered to read it ! that is not to say that there are genuine replies but the motivation is that Swinging by its very nature is sexual and I think to pay to join infers to some the invitation of easy sex. My original point was that from a commercial point of view, sex ( or the inference of it ) sells . To some this may mean access to pictures or even more, and not what SH is really all about.
That is exactly why I removed my ad and my photos from this site and won't ever meet any guys through this site again. I don't want to be a profit making maggot to draw in money for someone else. I don’t need a swinger’s site to become my virtual pimp. I think the guys that are paying to join this site will start to ask for their money back if they don’t get what they want. I come to this particular site for the social side only now.
Quote by zana2000
I also would like to be de-modded. This Site is nothing like the one I originally joined and no matter what help, advice, time or assistance we offer, it is obviously looked on as a painful interuptiion on the pursuit of the mighty dollar. The whole ethos of the Site has now changed and I do not want to be associated with the running of it.
I have more important things to worry about in my life.
Mal
Owww another flounce!!!
It’s not a flounce. This just shows the newbie mentality (though not all newbies) who have no understanding of this site or what it was.I’m sure you mods will find something else to do :P but sad to see you go from here.
