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9 Dec 2005

Quote by 34fun
It happens to us all tho, i myself have had to let people down but i always make sure they know b4 hand and never stand people up, as much as i love meeting people i have kids and they come first, so if one of my kids gets ill sorry but the meets off, saying that i do not consider myself a time waster
its just one of them things in swinging so long as people let you know b4 hand i think its ok to call a meet off if you have good reason

Yeah I do understand, and sometimes you just can't make it whatever the circumstances. I just wanted a little more notice really.....and I'm just sulking :P just having a hissy fit cos I didn't get to shag two horny guys today rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll: :roll: I'll get over it, i always do :wink:
you should have said earlier - i'm sure some of the genuine users on here would not have let you down :P :P
LOL :wink:
These guys are genuinely nice and i have met them several times before, they just have jobs that mean they can't always do what they want to do. But maybe not a good idea to rely on them.
Ah well, anyway I'm over my hissy fit, I was just horny and not getting what I wanted basically. :twisted:

9 Dec 2005

Quote by rebecca_uk_tv
I think we've all been there with timewasters. I've driven 40 miles to meet up with someone only to find a note pinned to the door saying, sorry somethings come up can't answer the door : :uhoh:
Also was booked into a hotel once, phoned the guy I had arranged to meet on his mobile (expecting him to be near by or in the car park) to let him know I was ready and the room number, only to be told â€œOHH, yeah sorry mate clean forgot got play on the play station and lost track of time, I need to grab sommot to eat have a shower and drive there it will take me 2 hoursâ€ I put the phone down, FFS "got playing video games and forgot" PI55 OFF he knew the hotel but not room or my really name. Donâ€™t know if he bothered turning up but I never meet him, thankfully the room was a special offer and only cost Â£20. And I know how to have a goodtime on my own. :wanker: :twisted:

They can go back to advertising amongst the 3zillion single men on here and I will go back to advertising amongst the 150 single women.

Yes, i shouldn't worry to much as the odds are stacked in your favour Bex.
I should say the two events above didn't involve anyone from SH.
Hi Rebecca, nice to see you smile

smile

Gah not a good story, Though I recently met someone who was an hour late (you know who you are wink

wink

) who said he overslept! Overslept when he was meeting me! hahaha! lol

lol

ah well, all I can say is that he needed the energy :P
And I should also say that the other guys I mentioned were not from Swingingheaven forums either.

9 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
just having a hissy fit cos I didn't get to shag two horny guys today

you was meeting two guys and they both let you down? :shock:
Well, er actually yes redface

redface

. to explain, they are best mates and come as a package biggrin

biggrin

They are both genuinely nice guys, but they are also very busy men and can't always make when they say they can. I just felt this was sort of last star but I know that some people may not have even given them 2nd chance (this was their third, though they always had good reasons). The annoying thing is that I wouldnt mind if ONE of them couldn't come (I'm not THAT bad :P ) but when one can't come the other doesn't either......maybe I should stick to singular single guys wink

wink

leave the multiples alone?

9 Dec 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
it really does happen to the best of us babes.
see this thread for proof!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/9627.html

haha read that, very funny....well not for you waiting, but I mean the ode and all that :lol:

8 Dec 2005

Quote by gareth_gruff

This site is educational isnâ€™t it? lol

lol

Most definately, I've *never* heard of them in my life!
Ah well there you go....anything else you need to be enlightened on? wink

wink

Plenty!! But that would be abusing a kind offer!
Ah noooo it wouldn't. Im a natural (teacher that is)

8 Dec 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
I have to agree - I feel like I've just watched Big Brother over a 2 day period.... we should do more of this kind of stuff :P

It was like watching Big Brother but without the throwing up, hissy fits or or stary eyed queens.....oh this forum is EXACTLY like Big Brother :shock: confused

confused

8 Dec 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
Your kidding... no swingers in scotland... have you looked
And berksbex, free at moment, yup... sexy.. um is that negotiable... in Berkshire... well right next door.. Male as well ;) but already taken so no help there.... but as the patrician said the greatest gift of all is hope ;)

Aww, you look like my type of guy too (love long hair :twisted: ) won't she share? .....just a little? wink

wink

I won't keep you all night and promise to return as (nearly) new :twisted:

8 Dec 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
Having never done male male contact can't comment on the yuck side of things, but I do feel some baby wipes would not have gone amiss... As for the speed of the night it sounds like the wrong couple for you. Take things slow and find someone more you
However my main reason for posting was to thank you for providing one of the best, personal, and entertaining threads for the last few months :) It has been a real eye opener to have followed you through this with you in the thread.

haha! I agree! Yes It had everything, drama (what was going to happen?) suspense (will he wont he?) action (almost a complete blow job!) sex (well very little sex actually, just happened to have had a few horny thoughts of my own this afternoon, will superimpose them on this thread) and of courseâ€¦..comedy (excellent as ever on this forum!). lol

lol

8 Dec 2005

rotflmao

:rotflmao:
Is this a ploy to get all the Scottish women on the forum to come and put their hands up?
Cos if it is:
Where are all the free, sexy young guys in Berkshire tonight?
lol

lol

8 Dec 2005

Quote by gareth_gruff

This site is educational isnâ€™t it?

Most definately, I've *never* heard of them in my life!
Ah well there you go....anything else you need to be enlightened on? wink

wink

8 Dec 2005

Quote by gareth_gruff
getting away from the the subject just a little! Ive never used a dental dam and they sort of defeat the the object for me because i go down there as much for myself as i do the lady i just love the taste :thumbup:

Excuse my ignorance, but, a what?? dunno

dunno

My ignorance is little better than yours! But i know you put them on your tongue during cunilingus to stop sexually transmited diseases..... Ladys could you explain in more detail please smile

smile

Have a look here >>http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/60586.html
Crikey!! Condoms a must, but can't say I'll be turning up anywhere with a pack of these fella's. Sure they're not off cuts from the washing up glove factory?
This site is educational isnâ€™t it? :lol:

8 Dec 2005

Quote by lucyfingers
really not a fan, but they are essential, all the common sense posts on here are the right ones. I accept that BJs with condoms are a drag but do bear in mind that gonnococcal tonsiltis is a real diagnosis! Sorry to spoil your fun
ps Berks Bex I have a plan since our last pm, please feel free to pm me about it

Erm you have PM too and now you have me all in suspenders about a if it involves handcuffs count me in. :P lol

lol

8 Dec 2005

Quote by bisto kid
getting away from the the subject just a little! Ive never used a dental dam and they sort of defeat the the object for me because i go down there as much for myself as i do the lady i just love the taste :thumbup:

Excuse my ignorance, but, a what?? dunno

dunno

My ignorance is little better than yours! But i know you put them on your tongue during cunilingus to stop sexually transmited diseases..... Ladys could you explain in more detail please smile

smile

You can get them in all different psychedelic colours too!
Do not use them on me though, I like to feel tongue :P

8 Dec 2005

Quote by gareth_gruff
getting away from the the subject just a little! Ive never used a dental dam and they sort of defeat the the object for me because i go down there as much for myself as i do the lady i just love the taste :thumbup:

Excuse my ignorance, but, a what?? dunno

dunno

he likes the taste of women and doesn't want a dental dam (like thick clingfilm as protection) to get in the way smile

smile

8 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
I
it's hard work sucking when condom is on.....

Uggghhh... nope, I hate sucking rubber sad

sad

I only ever do bare back blow jobs unless it's someone totally random or someone dodgy. Fucking - yep, rubber, got to be. Sucking - nope, bleurghhh!
haha I agree! well I was referring back to when NN said that condoms make guys soft, trying to get them hard again is no easy thing with a condom on.
i would never give a guy a bj with a condom on if i ever spoke to a guy/couple who insisted on condoms during 4play i'm afraid i'd look elsewhere
ah no my point was missed, I donâ€™t like foreplay with condoms either. There is nothing hornier than tasting a guy that is really turned on. I was just saying that having put a condom on, then the guy goes soft, what can you do? A little suck does the trick I find to keep him all the vanilla and chocolate flavoured condoms arenâ€™t too bad you knowâ€¦..dont know if they have a marmite range. :P

8 Dec 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
Can someone also correct my typo in the heading please?

you can edit yourself, go to edit, then change subject title smile

smile

8 Dec 2005

Must have been done before......but
Yes! :twisted:
I love it biggrin

biggrin

Oral or all the way.

8 Dec 2005

Thanks for the advise guys and girls smile

smile

Ah well decision made, their loss. :P
They can go back to advertising amongst the 3zillion single men on here and I will go back to advertising amongst the 150 single women. cool

cool

8 Dec 2005

Quote by dundeefella
Pink fluffy mules and house coat

ur pink fluffy mules - they are slippers arnt they
Coz i aint into animals
:P
not even old animals?

8 Dec 2005

Quote by Emily
I
it's hard work sucking when condom is on.....

Uggghhh... nope, I hate sucking rubber sad

sad

I only ever do bare back blow jobs unless it's someone totally random or someone dodgy. Fucking - yep, rubber, got to be. Sucking - nope, bleurghhh!
haha I agree! well I was referring back to when NN said that condoms make guys soft, trying to get them hard again is no easy thing with a condom on.

8 Dec 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
Pink fluffy mules and house coat

sweet
:boo:

8 Dec 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
Sorry about my disjointed replies here but I'm just catching up with this thread... benn on my mind all night
Well done dundeefella :thumbup:

Maybe he should have popped round yours instead of the couple :twisted:
bet you don't wear a dressing gown :P

8 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
It happens to us all tho, i myself have had to let people down but i always make sure they know b4 hand and never stand people up, as much as i love meeting people i have kids and they come first, so if one of my kids gets ill sorry but the meets off, saying that i do not consider myself a time waster
its just one of them things in swinging so long as people let you know b4 hand i think its ok to call a meet off if you have good reason

Yeah I do understand, and sometimes you just can't make it whatever the circumstances. I just wanted a little more notice really.....and I'm just sulking :P just having a hissy fit cos I didn't get to shag two horny guys today rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll: :roll: I'll get over it, i always do :wink:

8 Dec 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
or the fact halfway thru he called me baby

ROFLMAO - actually some body called me 'daddy's little girl' way back when and that was way too wierd.... was out of their like a flash :shock:

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
haha! ah there are some weird things that people like.....not that I am one to judge you understand, but that's a bit too out there for me lol

8 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
i've just had 4 slices of marmite on toast and very nice it was too are we still talking about marmite ?

I adore marmite.....feeling peckish now, need something to fill me up :twisted:
i recommend the marmite on toast with a cup of tea lol

lol

Mmmm lovely yes! That will do the job.....followed by chocolate :D
and a shag :twisted:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
don't remind me of what i'm missing sad

sad

I will have to stick to chocolate! A really really BIG one! :twisted:

8 Dec 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
To be honest i really can't feel the diffarence
sometime when in a club/group situation i have to have a feel to make sure they have one one

well, you don't get much noise playing a harmonica in a cathedral
lol

lol

:lol:
oh dear i think you are about to get a slap meaty!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

8 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
To be honest i really can't feel the diffarence
sometime when in a club/group situation i have to have a feel to make sure they have one one

Me too!
Makes no odds to me, some guys hate them I know but these days best to be careful.
It can also make them last longer.......bonus :twisted:
but on the other end of the scale some guys just can't keep hard with them on
:P I know, makes them soft at the thought of wearing one and it's hard work sucking when condom is on.....not their fault but can't play with anyone not covered I'm afraid.

8 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
To be honest i really can't feel the diffarence
sometime when in a club/group situation i have to have a feel to make sure they have one one

Me too!
Makes no odds to me, some guys hate them I know but these days best to be careful.
It can also make them last longer.......bonus :twisted:

8 Dec 2005

Quote by pinkruth
just as bad as people actually turning up and they are nothing like you imagined or the photos they have given you !!

That has happened too! :shock: :shock:
though these days I try and see someone on cam and never meet without phone chat first.
I too like to see someone on cam or phone call first. Its amazing how people can be so different to what you imagine. As for timewasters, if there is a genuine reason than fair enough I would probably give 1 even 2 scond chances, but after that I would probably tell them I wasn't interested anymore.
Hmm I know, hard cos nice guys smile

smile

and Im a soft touch :P but i have a feeling that I will be let down again if i stick with them....so....ah well confused

confused

8 Dec 2005

Quote by 34fun
just as bad as people actually turning up and they are nothing like you imagined or the photos they have given you !!

That has happened too! :shock: :shock:
though these days I try and see someone on cam and never meet without phone chat first.
it has happened the other way for me too - met someone whos pic was ok, but when they turned up they were drop dead gorgeous !!!!
it's just hard being intimate with someone who has already lied to you before meeting you in person !!
very true, I used to lie about my age (years ago, and what woman hasn't? :P ) but then started to actually meet these people in real life and to see them longer term, you can't keep up a lie like your age.....so now I don't hide it or lie. Now I'm as straight as i can be about everything.