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18 Dec 2005

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oh yes . . ..it stings alright . . ..then bloody itches . ..
just don't do it! It's not big and it's not clever . . .but I don't mind it over my boobs - now we're talking

That sounds good.
Have you even worked a man prick with your boobs, thats nice. redface

Yes I have, and that shot in my face too! :shock:

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18 Dec 2005

Quote by blonde

One word horror film !
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Psycho, but I don't know what the glasses have to do with it wink

:lol:

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18 Dec 2005

Quote by Steve_Mids
This is where all this has become wrong. Porn for profit is NOT the same as swinging. This site is fast becoming a place where some people are equating swingers with prostitutes.
Last night popped into the chat room and saw offers of money being offered all over for certain favours, not good at all.

Wouldnt have continued if I had my ops buttons mad

:x :x
I think there has always been the notion that swinging is just about getting an easy quick shag whenever you want its just that now with the lack of moderation in certain areas its gotten out of hand with kids.....saddo's and prostitutes advertising their wares.. :twisted: :twisted:
Yep I agree, the trouble is that they don't seem to reaslise that we CHOOSE to have sex with people we want to have sex with, not who pays the most (or am I doing this all wrong? :shock smile

and the prostitutes on the site will just attract guys here for a quick shag. Though it is pretty obvious who they are and most of us more experienced swingers ignore them.
Give the Mods their buttons back!

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18 Dec 2005

Quote by PoloLady
This is where all this has become wrong. Porn for profit is NOT the same as swinging. This site is fast becoming a place where some people are equating swingers with prostitutes.
Last night popped into the chat room and saw offers of money being offered all over for certain favours, not good at all.

SHIT - I missed it :shock:
Well, with the cost of Christmas and all redface

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Ah well, they couldn't us afford us lovely ladies anyway wink

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18 Dec 2005

LOL pololady!
I'm having some beef for xmas this year :P

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18 Dec 2005

This is where all this has become wrong. Porn for profit is NOT the same as swinging. This site is fast becoming a place where some people are equating swingers with prostitutes.
Last night popped into the chat room and saw offers of money being offered all over for certain favours, not good at all.

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15 Dec 2005

Ahh you lucky thing! I have a relative out there right now smile

Have a great time biggrin

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15 Dec 2005

Quote by Phoenix
the wall opposite the bed! !

Did he have dark galsses and a white walking stick dunno

No I just think he was very enthusiastic biggrin

And a nice chappie too wink

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15 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
until he went home and I went back in the room and noticed a slimy trail trickling down the wall opposite the bed! PMSL!

u sure that wasn't just snails?
Or maybe a few slugs, just waiting for me to step on them in bare feet! :shock:

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15 Dec 2005

Quote by Darkfire
Well, I'm gonna go against the grain here lmfao - cos I like it dont like it in my eyes though, yep, it stings like hell fire
however - there are conditions: Ask me where I want it and I'll tell you
: It depends on the guy :wink:
But, any bloke who expects to cum on my face and attempts it in some kind of degradation mission, probably wont ever cum again! :twisted:
mwaahhh haa haaaa haaaaaaa :twisted:

I'm pretty much the same. Ask first and mind the eyes.
A few weeks ago a guy said 'can I cum on your face' I said 'sure, go ahead' so he did....but nothing landed on my face! it was a big mystery, I even checked my hair......until he went home and I went back in the room and noticed a slimy trail trickling down the wall opposite the bed! lol

PMSL!

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15 Dec 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
Nice tummy mate
:P

drools :twisted:
*Bex hints at being in a bloke and steve sandwich* innocent

Lucky Jac and Mr Bloke! :P

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15 Dec 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Anyone who wants to move to the Shetlands to keep me company use ZE1 and select any of the towns etc
Steph

Thanks steff, anyway I've moved! :shock:

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15 Dec 2005

I took the postcode off and then ticked the box for 'none' in location and my fucking postcode is still showing! mad

Steph, what's the postcode for the shetlands please :P

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15 Dec 2005

Some of the PMs are a bit blunt, but I have had equally blunt PMs from before the change over. confused

Same wankers only more of them.
I must admit that though I am here to have fun, I resent the fact that some people PM me with the view that they are doing me a favour because a) they live near me b) they have nothing better to do c) they think I have nothing better to do.
I only answer PMs if they have more to say, explain about themselves; who they are etc or who actually want to get to know me first.

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14 Dec 2005

and you can't find Berkshire? wink

:P

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13 Dec 2005

Quote by bolton_boss
You can have mine, but you have to come and take the photo yourself :P
:twisted:

only if you come here! wink

oi you come to me :wink: will give you a tour of my lovely county cool

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13 Dec 2005

Quote by lucyfingers
As an aside may I have leave please as very computer literate offspring home form uni on Monday and this computer needs a deep clean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhh I have one of those! I'm sure he has found my porn because I found some added to it and don't remember downloading it at all! :shock: Remember to hide your files and call them something innocent/boring sounding. Clear all your history, delete all cookies....erm why don't you just put a password on so he can't use it at all.....or remove the plugs! :P

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13 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
ooo now you know once you join this site you have to leave your life behind and report here hourly

LOL! :lol:
yeah but when do you get the time to shag if you are always here? :P
Or are you bent over the desk right now.....multi-tasking, that's what I like! :twisted:
i ain't got time to shag
to busy reporting for duty
duty?!? what's that? You mean you have time for something OTHER than shagging?!?

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13 Dec 2005

Hello and Welcome Matt :rose:

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13 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
ooo now you know once you join this site you have to leave your life behind and report here hourly

LOL! :lol:
yeah but when do you get the time to shag if you are always here? :P
Or are you bent over the desk right now.....multi-tasking, that's what I like! :twisted:

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13 Dec 2005

Ok so 3rd time lucky to reply here!
LOL Lucy you sweet thing. I have only been gone a very little while. smile

If you look at my posting figures (somewhere in region of 400ish I think, not sure) and my start date, June 2004, you will notice that I am not a prolific poster on here and I have been known to go AWOL for weeks at a time! :P
My other non-shagging non-internet life (Kids/work/friends etc)
gets in the way sometimes wink

but thank you for worrying about me. Rest assured Im not under someoneâ€™s patio (though maybe under someone lol)
:twisted:

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11 Dec 2005

Quote by sam-da-man
And thus, the thread detours!

oi, was totally on topic! You are a student? :P lol

Also, you realise that we are bumping this each time and generating interest wink

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11 Dec 2005

Quote by sam-da-man
I'd be a very sore

:giggle:
You may well be if you end up meeting anyone from here! :shock:

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11 Dec 2005

Quote by Phoenix
a Batchelor of Arts .

Oh god, Bex is a BA.... that's me flucked then... only got "O" level, but I'm good at it lol

Ahh didn't you know, anyone can get a degree these days? rolleyes

actually that makes me mad when I hear that....I worked bloody hard on mine confused

So what grade are your 'O' levels? wink

I have pretty good 'O' levels too :twisted: so I have been told :P

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11 Dec 2005

Quote by markz
harry
why haven't you put your name down for the MK social :shock:

Is there a MK social? confused

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11 Dec 2005

Quote by sam-da-man
I graduated in July, so an ex-student.....I am also old enough to be your Mum :shock: , but I never let a simple statistic get in the way of a good time :twisted: , as a Batchelor of Arts statistics mean very little )
Hello and Welcome to the site guys :rose:
As the lovely Steph and naughty Wigan couple have already said, join in with the threads in the cafe, make yourself known and be friendly and I'm sure you will make some new friends and there are younger couples and girls about even though the scene seems to be made up of people older than yourselves.

If i had a pound for every 'old enough to be your mum' comment i tell ya... :P :lol:
And if you had a shag off everyone here old enough to be your Mum? :lol:

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11 Dec 2005

I graduated in July, so an ex-student.....I am also old enough to be your Mum :shock: , but I never let a simple statistic get in the way of a good time :twisted: , as a Batchelor of Arts statistics mean very little lol

)
Hello and Welcome to the site guys :rose:
As the lovely Steph and naughty Wigan couple have already said, join in with the threads in the cafe, make yourself known and be friendly and I'm sure you will make some new friends wink

and there are younger couples and girls about even though the scene seems to be made up of people older than yourselves.

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11 Dec 2005

Quote by sercher01

an 4 a year she got off on the thought of doin it but didnt want 2 share anymore!(i belived her an was up 4 fun)

Actually that's another point. I have had same problem, one guy I met through ads here on (emphasis on a swingers site) was a great shag and we got on well and started seeing each other a bit. The trouble was that he started to get funny about me seeing anyone else, said it made me look like a tart etc :P :roll: . WTF is all that about? I mean this is a swingers site, he if has such anti-swinging views he should look for women elsewhere. I don't stop shagging who I want when i want for anyone :twisted:
EDIT: "I shag who I want when I want" erm that's when they bloody turn up! :roll:

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11 Dec 2005

You can have mine, but you have to come and take the photo yourself :P
:twisted:

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9 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
just having a hissy fit cos I didn't get to shag two horny guys today

you was meeting two guys and they both let you down? :shock:
Well, er actually yes redface

. to explain, they are best mates and come as a package biggrin

They are both genuinely nice guys, but they are also very busy men and can't always make when they say they can. I just felt this was sort of last star but I know that some people may not have even given them 2nd chance (this was their third, though they always had good reasons). The annoying thing is that I wouldnt mind if ONE of them couldn't come (I'm not THAT bad :P ) but when one can't come the other doesn't either......maybe I should stick to singular single guys wink

leave the multiples alone?
if they have let you down 3 times now i'm afraid i'd bin them, even if there reasons are genuine whats the point in arranging 2 meet people who can never make it?
saying that they sound a great package :wink:
pity they can't stick to arrangments
They live nearer to you than me, maybe I should send them round? :twisted:
And I love your new avatar! :D

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