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blissed
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 61
UK

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Personally I'm dusting off the plus fours and bow tie as we speak. confused
You've got my attention. As an Edinburgh resident I'd suggest Edinburgh, though no specific ideas as yet for a venue - I guess that'd depend on how much interest.
That's mighty good of you NR! Steve G is currently doing an absolutely exemplary job of organising the NW munch, liaising with the landlord of the venue, giving suggestions for places to stay for those who need it, and keeping the details on Personal Mail rather than splashed all over the Forum - that way keeping close tabs on who/how many's coming is possible.
Hmm, fair point. Still, you could always put your chewing gum on the webcam instead of the bedstead when you turn in of an evening, so nobody'd be able to see confused
Personally I'd love to see you first thing in the morning wink wink
Abject nonsense Sappho, as any fule kno who's seen your pics biggrin biggrin biggrin
Good job you don't have webcam though, or none of us would EVER log off and the country's economy would grind to a halt wink wink
Good God. And I can remember James Burke (IIRC) on Tomorrow's World explaining why the "videophone" could never be a reality. rolleyes
Here's a limerick I composed for Valentine's Day for a girl I had a crush on at Uni:
Oh beautiful Margery Bell,
I wish that I had words to tell
Of the depth and extent
Of my amorous intent
Towards you. I haven't. Oh hell.
Name changed, by the way, to protect the innocent. Innocent, that is, of the riches of my affection - she turned me down :cry: :cry: :cry:
You got PM Fred. Or at least I think you have - does it take a while to get through? Would it be quicker if I email you?
Pardon me for being a techno-gumbie, but is that what MSN messenger is then, a web-cam thing? And it only costs £20 for the hardware? Can you use any email address for it? Why haven't I got one? :doh: It does sound like the answer...
Hope you had fun Fran, and glad you did Mal and Blue - now where are the pics? biggrin biggrin biggrin
wealth of frivolity

What guff you speak, Blue. This is a site of the highest erudishun as any fule kno.
Great idea Night Rider! Though I live in Edinburgh, I'm from Yorkshire and love to visit - could I come too?
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I'll have you know that Highland Park is one of the finest, nay THE finest, single malt

You're right there Jags. Although, I've always wondered - since it's made in Orkney, why is it called Highland Park?
Snap 'em right around the Flintstone love grenades, that's my suggestion. :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
How could he do that to a gorgeous thing like you Sappho? Wilma's right, he's nothing but trouble.
More Posh Pix!
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More Posh Pix!
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TFL's right, Posh is quite delish. Mmmm Posh.
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Blissed wish I was close enough to help you with some pictures!! biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
Ooooh im cheeky
Fran
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You and me both babes, I might even help you with yours if you ask nicely wink :twisted: wink
Fran wanders off singing quietly im just a poor girl nobody loves me

Well I do, but I'm plainly too old and fat. Or at least I am in my pics, thanks to my appalling lack of abilities with a camera rolleyes
SC, do you think they're extracting the urine? They don't know they're born, these southern shandy drinkers with their clubs and munches and all mad
You might want to check where you're pointing Fred. You wouldn't want the National Grid being hooked up to your nads by accident now would you :shock: :shock: :shock: (though it might solve the power cut problem for the rest of us)
I so have to get myself down to the NW munch to meet you folks - any hotel recommendations?
Now there's a brilliant idea Scotscpl. I for one would be a regular.
Do you think we should organise a munch up here?
Speaking for myself, it was discovering swinging heaven that finally got me off my bum to get a camera - digicams really are getting pretty cheap, and they couldn't be better suited to the purpose. Only trouble is I'm bad enough at taking pics when I'm BEHIND the camera, it's very difficult to get a decent one of myself when it's just me! It should surely be easy for couples. Sounds like you were unlucky I guess sad
BTW, happy new year Fran, and good luck!
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I was joking. Am I giving up? Am I buggery! I'm in agreement with Sappho, it's far too enjoyable.

Of course it's far too enjoyable. Thanks for sharing. :P
But good luck to you Blissed, and well done for showing far more strength or character than me!

Aahh, you're too kind, all is forgiven. Perhaps I'll let you blow smoke at me at the NW munch 8)
Hello, good evening and welcome Misschief. As you've noticed they're a lovely and welcoming bunch here, I've not been here for long but everyone's made me feel really at home. Sort of restores one's faith in humanity, this site. And in the power of smutty humour, of course.
now, don't all jump at once wink , but we also want to arrange some other dates too. Any takers?

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Me, for starters.
Anyone got any suggestions for hotels, as Steve says his two recommendations are now full? It'd be nice to be in the same place as others that are coming along, or at least not too far away.
Would it be too late to include me too? I'd need hotel details, as I'd be coming from Edinburgh. It'd just be me - one chap. Cheers!
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I think some must measure from their tummy button, either that or I need glasses! wink

Actually I reckon some measure from their nipples rolleyes
Wecome Toyboy, I was a toyboy myself once, and I'm originally from Yorkshire! That was 17 years ago, and I still appreciate older ladies - given that I'm 38, am I too old to be called a toyboy?
I really do have 8 inches

I'm going to have to hold you to account on that one day Blue. :twisted:
how many guys can say that in all honesty!

I have 7.5", so I guess I can't. lol