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blissed
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 61
UK

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So I've given up smoking, it being the traditional time of year for that sort of thing. Anyone else done the same, and if so, what on earth are we going to do after sex in future? :shock: :shock: rolleyes
Quote by Carpathian
Vibrators...kinky!? Surely not.
Doesn't most women own one? Even secretly? I for one have my collection pride of place on my mantlepiece!

It would certainly put the "Ah" in modern art......
A new range of "Hornyments" for your shelf !
Carpathian rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Carpathian, that was truly funny.
Amen to all the above really, you're lovely folk on this forum and I just wish you all lived next door.
Quote by bluexxx
Aw - shame! I do feel for you lol , no, really, I do, but nothing - I repeat, nothing - is going to get me up at the crack of dawn wink

Thanks for feeling for me rolleyes wink
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Last time I went to Scotland it was a crack of dawn jobby and I was fit for nowt when I got there confused

Then next time you must stay at mine. All modern conveniences, including a pointless solar panel installed by the yogurt knitters that used to live here. You should be told, however, that "jobby"means something altogether different north of the border blink
Quote by bluexxx
Cute bum and good legs - that's it, I'm sold :twisted:

Darling, you say the nicest things 8)
However, til I win the lottery - and I mean when and not if - I have to work most days sad . I'll have to check my diary (which is a normal, everyday black one!)

I say! Er, I'm down in Yorkshire for Wednesday evenings in January, so Tuesdays are good...
Quote by bluexxx
This was meant to be a serious thread, now look what's happened, it's been reduced to frivolity! rolleyes wink

You should see what I've been reduced to, knowing as I do that I'll be down in N England on Thursday but unable to come and see you mad evil banghead
Ok, ok, I was lying about the lizardskin filofax (although I do have one made from a US car license plate, but that's plainly not very sexy). On the plus side, I have NO rashes. As a keen mountain biker, I do have rather a cute bum though. Good legs too. Though I rather suspect my thighs are too big to get away with fishnets rolleyes
Depends what you've got to offer


Well I might have a window next Tuesday dear, or failing that Wednesday...
Never mind, maybe next time

Mmmmm... when's that likely to be?
Curses, I could so nearly have made it evil I'll be down your way (ish), but will have to dash back to Edinburgh for mid-afternoon. I'm a big fan of your site, and your exquisite taste in underwear!
Hope you get yourselves lots of afternoon delight :P
Thanks for your insights everyone - you've been a great help. Kat, you're so right - we are all who and what we are, and if people have a problem with who we are, we're not going to have much fun with them anyway. The bottom line, as ever, is be yourself, and go for it (nods to blue!)
Also, thanks blue for what you say about respect - I'm new to swinging, but that totally confirms what it seems to me to be about.
Sexyscotscouple - C, sorry to hear of your frustration at getting across to people how open and flexible you are. I've worried about that - I tell people when I reply to ads that I'm up for lots of different things, but respect their limits, and I worry when I don't get replies that they think I'll try to make them do stuff they don't want to. Maybe I'm just being paranoid (who, me?!) Like you say though, it's a case of keeping trying, and patience will be rewarded biggrin By the way, I'm in Edinburgh - I think you might be right about Scots joining up Kat!
I've never had sex with another guy, but I am thinking perhaps I have a bi side too (love your pics bluexxx!), but there's something worrying me. I was talking with a bi female friend about it the other day, and she said that it can lead to mistrust - the gay folk suspect you of being straight, the straight folk think you're gay, and they both end up being wary. How much truth do you think there is in this? Is she just the victim of a couple of bad experiences, or is it quite common?
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something dry and bubbly?

Like an Aero, you mean? Lots of potential...
Hi Martha, and welcome!
I don't know what sort of fun you're after - are you interested in a single guy? I'm living in Edinburgh now, but I'm from Harrogate and do visit - I'll be down a few times in January for instance, and I'm certainly up for some company!
Hi Sam, sounds fun! I'm a 38 year old guy, not local but happy to travel to a good party, would that be a problem for you?
I'm down in London for a bit, and will be free all Monday, Tuesday except for 7pm-10ish, and Wednesday till mid afternoon. Any ladies, or maybe couples, fancy meeting for some fun? I'm more than happy to travel out of London itself if it means having good times with some of you lovely folk out there, or perhaps we could get a hotel :lickface:
Hmmm. Still working on a pic. I got a camera today and there's been some battery trouble sad
Should have something for you to look at in a couple of hours though if you'll bear with me biggrin
Although I live in Edinburgh, I'm going to be down south and available most of Monday till Wednesday mid-afternoon next week and I'd love to meet if you're up for it?
Cheers for the welcome guys biggrin
BlueEyes, you're in my neighbourhood! What's the scene like in Edinburgh?
Looks good to me honey! Only problem I can see is I'm in Edinburgh sad
Best of luck with it, and welcome!
xxx
'Stick around blissed - you will be pleasantly suprised'
Oh I do hope so! :lickface:
By the way Wilma, your bum looks absolutely lush in your pix biggrin
love n hugs xxx
Fresh meat? Wilma, you say the sweetest things!
I think I'm gonna like it here biggrin
Delicious pics - Linda is a gorgeous lady!
Hard to pick a favourite, but I loooove those panties, so if I had to choose I'd go for pic 2
I'm 38, and over 50s are very welcome with me!
Will, I've been here about 3 hours, which makes you an old hand compared to me, but I've already noticed what a sound bunch of folk come here too.
I'm new here myself, and to the scene really, but hi! This site's a breath of fresh air, well done to the folk who run it and moderate the forums (fora?)
The sound thrashing with virtual knobs gets my vote. The others just sound too much like fun.
Get well soon BTW...
Hmm. I've read lots of stories, and perhaps I'm just a pedant, but I find it really distracting if the grammer, spelling and so on aren't all right. Also, I think a good story has to have rhythm - several 'scenes', but building to, well, a climax - save the best kink for last...
Hello there all, just found this site today and let me say it's great! Never come across (ahem) a site like this before, much less joined one, but from looking at the forums it seems like a well friendly place so I thought I'd register. Just to introduce myself, I'm 38, male, and I live in Edinburgh, so a particular hello to those of you in SE Scotland.