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Warming the Bed
Quote by MISSTAKE
dunno :sticky: :confused: Is Mis_Amerikaka offensive or funny?
Oh don't know what to do.
Oh too busy laughing to zap her.
Oh Jags says no twats on avatars - oh don't know what to do :dunno: :sticky: :confused: I'll just keep smiling till someone more stroppy comes along then.
MISSTAKE - the fluffy face of MODDING ;bounce:

I would kick her ass but my buttons aren't working. mad :x :x Steve_giiggy is dealing with an unexpected blockage :shock: ( reminder: look for strapon later) wink , The Sarge was last seen assuming the position, lol 0mal_69er has gone walkabout confused ... Has anyone seen Mork this morning.
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Warming the Bed
Quote by MIZARIA
Hey catz, its sunday de day of rest. So give it a rest from dissin me n give me a chance. You just might like me if ya give me a chance. I can tell all you guyz are just drooling over me n da gals just bitchin coz they thnk I iz gonna take ya men. I aint into this swinging thing. I am just lookin to find cool people to hang out wid. I never done a forum thing b4 but you dudes looked cool. Stop dissin me and take it cool.
Peace out.

Hiya Miz_Amerikaka - i'm kinda cool cool ...you're just like me ....I don't swing either. Hope you decide to hang out with us dudes as you're exactly the sort of person we want on this site...shake it up a bit! Take no notice of the xxxxx giving you a hard time, hun...I'm just off to send you an email cos I think ur fab!
Do not be offensive to other members.
To avoid a ban, would ordinary members please refrain from using insulting language in the forums. Why do you think we have moderators here?
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blooxxx
Warming the Bed
Sorry Missy, this should be in The Masquerade Ball thread.
Prepare for transport.
Quote by MISSTAKE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEBBIEDEBS!!

Great Big Sloppy Squeezy Snoggy
Happy Birthday
To our Webbiedebs
kiss :kiss: :kiss:
Have a wonderful day hunny ........ now where's those dancing girls I bluddy promised rolleyes


Cut!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..... Buddy miserable lot mad
Gonna have to bring out the old faithfuls I'm afraid biggrin




:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
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Warming the Bed
Quote by JGGL
Oi bloo and korrie leave me ass alone will ya. I'm too young for all that anal stuff bolt
xxxx
JGLG

ANAL!!!!!! biggrin Who said anal? Where did I leave my 8" strapon? confused
Bugger!!!! mad :x :x
Oh, That's reminded me. wink I must have left it at Steve_giggy's when I was sorting out his back passageway for him.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Warming the Bed
Quote by korriefem
blooxxx, you go for it for it girl. Show them who the weaker sex really is.
Shag one for me as well cos you know I'm not a swinger. :twisted: :twisted:

Korriefem, I'm not rationing myself to just one, wink not even for one of the nicest verified un-swingers on the site. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Warming the Bed
Quote by JGGL
This is a swingers site. If you are looking for schoolteachers, as it sounds like you are (are you?), please go elsewhere.

No that wasn't what I meant.
Shit I am always offending people on this site dunno
JGGL
off to finish my email to korrie rolleyes
Yeah right. However amusing you were for the first couple of posts, you are now becoming boring. As you are just a piss taker, I'm banning you RIGHT NOW! lol
On second thoughts, just one more chance. confused I'm off out to the countryside this afternoon. Meet me at xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and I'll help you with your biology practical. We'll look at bi-anal (sp?) plants. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
No exact locations please.
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Warming the Bed
Quote by Slinky Lizard
Korrie, if you have any left overs I'm sure Blooxxx could find a good use for them ;)

I don't need anyone's leftovers. I'm out in the woods and laybys 8 lunchtimes a week when I should be working. wink Hey ho, they can just sack me. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Warming the Bed
Quote by korriefem
Which reminds me, korriefem can you help me with my home work please?
Its Biology rolleyes
XXXXXX
JGGL

I was never very good with skoolwork but we might have a chance if it's Biology. wink
You'll have to answer my ad first though, I'm very proud of it. biggrin :D :D
This is a swingers site. If you are looking for schoolteachers, as it sounds like you are (are you?), please go elsewhere.
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Warming the Bed
Quote by Slinky Lizard
Going dogging in the countryside could be dangerous, watch out for those barbed wire fences ;)

I use the barbed wire fences to hang the timewasters up by the balls wink if they do they turn up. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: They know who they are. mad :x :x
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Warming the Bed
Morning Korriefem. lol :lol: :lol:
Have you seen JGGL this morning? wink I hope he hasn't got the hump cos I blocked him on MSN last night. confused :? :?
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Warming the Bed
:laughabove:
The title says it all.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
... But in case you are in any doubt, me (female, 33), and Polyester (bi TV, 36) want a group session on Sunday afternoon in the countryat xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Exact location removed by moderator. Please do not post locations or times. Remember it's for your own safety as well as other people's.
You need to be bi and RELIABLE............ timewasters will be hung up by their balls at the next available munch and beaten with wet rags ..... so you have been warned confused :? :?
No straight guys please, everyone else welcome - age not important.
Leave a message here or PM me and I will get back to you with more details
lol
Ah well. I'm off for a nice walk in the countrytoday. I'm sure nothing bad can happen to me there :!:

Yes. I'm sure nothingcould happen. wink :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Warming the Bed
Quote by TvJudy
Just to be clear who has to say they have not shagged who? Is this only open to virgins or only to swinging virgins?
After all getting everyone in front of sarge for a proper examination may take a lot of time with our 40,000 members, we would have to be sure you see. Maybe a polygraph would be a good investment?

I think vestal virgins would count. I think a mass un-verification where everyone swears that they've never shagged anyone else, in front of an icon of the Sarge should do it. Of the 40,000 members, 39,500 are single guys and they never turn up, so hold back on the catering. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Warming the Bed
Quote by stevegiggy
Look Blooo you know I am a big bragger okay and theres been complaints from muds and woman I have tied to my bed

Don't worry. We've forgiven you. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Warming the Bed
Quote by TvJudy
Sorry Bloo hunni, how does this un-verification go? Offer night of whatever is their cup of tea and see if they refuse?

Spot on Judy. wink We all have to say who we haven't shagged in a sworn affadavit in front of Sarge. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Then the documents will be sealed in a time capsule and buried in the basement of SH Towers. We might have to move some of the bodies when we dig the hole - they can go in the closet with the skeletons. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Warming the Bed
Quote by MrsFC
In stevegiggy's defence.................he has never been one for big letters soooo is he a wee bit tiddly tonight... biggrin I'm sure he didn't mean to shout did you Stevie giggie.. smile

You're right. He did seem a bit tiddly when I went over to Backbum tonight. He had promised me that he was a bit bigger wink , but hey, a girl's got to take what's on offer. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Some parts of him are bigger than they were before anyway. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Warming the Bed
Quote by TvJudy
It better hadn't or it's your ass. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: evil :evil: :evil:

Not my ass, anything but that
although.....................
nah
JGGL
What, my young friend? Just say. wink Don't be frightened. Blooxxx won't hurt you. Just come over here. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bloo no keeping them all to yourself...
I saw him first. Come here JGGL. :wink:
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Warming the Bed
Quote by MIZARIA
But I'm not a swinger if you must know.

Has it been verified that you're not a swinger? wink We can't have just anyone in here not being swingers you know. It starts with you and then they'll all want to be doing it. rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Warming the Bed
Quote by JGGL
It better hadn't or it's your ass. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: evil :evil: :evil:

Not my ass, anything but that
although.....................
nah
JGGL
What, my young friend? Just say. wink Don't be frightened. Blooxxx won't hurt you. Just come over here. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Warming the Bed
Quote by stevegiggy
Nice aRSE mIZARIA IS IT MINE TONIGHT :P :P :P

No need to shout matey. We're not deaf. mad :x :x :x
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Warming the Bed
Quote by JGGL
This is not the place to be asking to cam on MSN. mad :x :x :x :x
Post in the cam sticky in future or you will be history. evil :evil: :evil:

Sorry bloo, was only after a chat to make the young lady feel welcum. Nothing more rolleyes
It won't appen again
xxxxx
JGGL
It better hadn't or it's your ass. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Warming the Bed
Quote by MIZARIA
Don't you know I am the PRIMA DONNA on SH. Haven't you seen all my theatrical flounces.

Have you been verified as a flouncer? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Warming the Bed
Quote by Eagerslut9

Anyway I'm the expert on laybyes round here.

You might well be, but I'm the expert at laying bi's. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Warming the Bed
Quote by JGGL
Have you got MSN?

This is not the place to be asking to cam on MSN. mad :x :x :x :x
Post in the cam sticky in future or you will be history. evil :evil: :evil:
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Warming the Bed
Quote by Misippus1669
Perhaps I can arrange a truckers lorry munch :twisted: :twisted: lol but we would need a large lorry park.

That's what I need. A lorrypark full of hairy-arsed truckers. wink They'll need more than a Yorkie to recover after I've seen to them with my 8" strapon. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Warming the Bed
Quote by MISSTAKE
Erm right now what exactly has this all got to do with easy dunno

Is easy in here? I haven't seen him. You don't think it's another one of these impostors do you? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Warming the Bed
Quote by The Sarge
Look I am the northernest bloke in here okay what are you all on - hey I love all women and you knolw they all love me okay - its us northern humour that gets them every time cool :twisted: lol :lol:

Err ok steve... whatever you say mate loon rolleyes :roll: :roll: confused :? :?
Forgive him sarge. He's not feeling himself at the moment since I saw to his back passageway. You know I don't think anyone had been in there for a while...it was filthy. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Despite all his big talk he wasn't up to giving me a seeing to after that I can tell you. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Warming the Bed
Quote by MISSTAKE
whose making threat :shock: :shock: :shock: pm me and I will make sure they are deactivated okay

Not me Miss, honest bolt
JGGL
Miss, I am Miss so how can steveg be Miss? dunno :dunno:
:bounce: :bounce:
It's ok Missy, he didn't mean you. wink He was just learning his lines ready for school on Monday. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Warming the Bed
Quote by stevegiggy
whose making threat :shock: :shock: :shock: pm me and I will make sure they are deactivated okay

I would have deactivated him myself, but that one calling herself Jags seems to have stolen all my buttons. mad :x :x :x
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Warming the Bed
Quote by JGGL
I really hope that you have a safe house to hide in once this ball is over cause once steveg catches up with you it wont be a pretty sight :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

But that is Steveg. Is't it????
rolleyes
xxxx
JGGL
Of course it is, but there was an impostor wink in the chat room grumbling about a reputation being in tatters and making loosely veiled threats. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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