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8 Jan 2005

Quote by stevegiggy

woooh there blue my dong will fill the whole room :twisted: :twisted: :lol:

Would that be the dong with the luminous nose? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'll put some colour in your cheeks anyway. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
dont think luminous nose is my biggest northern asset Blue. You know me always straight to the point and give me women a good seeing too - oh after they have cleaned the house wink

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If it's cleaning you want, I'll give your back passageway a good seeing to. I bet that's not had a hoovering for a while. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

8 Jan 2005

Quote by stevegiggy
woooh there blue my dong will fill the whole room :twisted: :twisted: :lol:

Would that be the dong with the luminous nose? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'll put some colour in your cheeks anyway. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:

8 Jan 2005

Quote by stevegiggy
want a shag blooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Is the pope a Catholic? But I'm not sure you would survive big boy. lol

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by The Sarge
Why would we disturb the GFZ?? :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :? :? :?

Well with your dodgy legs and bad back you might just grunt a bit when you're down there. wink

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by MISSTAKE
Buddy Heck Blue - you are so naughty :shock: You will go to any lengths to get a guy to bend down in front of you.

You've got me all wrong Missy. rolleyes

rolleyes

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It's not just guys. lol

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And Sarge, if you're that worried about your wallet, grip it between your teeth as you bend down. wink

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We don't want to disturb the GFZ now, do we? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

8 Jan 2005

Quote by The Sarge
Has anyone seen WBB as I need to do my security checks but she still has my batteries for my torch... :? :? :? :? :x :x :x :x

I can see them on the floor over there Sarge. wink

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
hell bloo you sent wallyrik runnin for cover

Too right. wink

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Every one of him :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: evil

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by The Sarge
I do believe that the 8 hours is mine stevegiggy as I said it first :rude: :rude: :rude: :lol: :lol:

Your strategy might be 8 hours Sarge, but mine is 8" wink

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I think mine has them running for cover quicker than yours....just ask that davej and his 3 mates wallyrik. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: evil

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
hey coz you dudez iz talkin nice to me I'll do it 4 ya. gimmi 5 to get a pic.

I'll give you 8 wink

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by lil_mizz_numpty
That is not my genitals that is our pet sporran, which everyone knows is a distant relative of the 3-legged haggis of Bamff :twisted: :twisted:

I've met the 3-legged dogger from Notlob wink

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but I think your talk of a 3-legged haggis is just a ploy to keep your genitals on your avatar.
CHANGE it NOW...my finger is hovering evil

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by MISSTAKE
I was so busy thinking about being bent over our beloved leaders work bench

Well, while you're still bent over...... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol

lol

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by MISSTAKE
Not sure if you are insulting me or not . Still I like your new hairdo. Its very you. Whoever you are?

You don't recognise your leader, the Great Black n Decker? wink

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And genitals arent allowed in avatars even if they are covered. I suggest you change it NOW lil_mizz_numpty. :twisted: evil

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by Misippus1669
Wouldn't want to be in your shoes when she reads that!

Reads what? evil

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by The Sarge
Yes I think we need to compile a list blooxxx of all the imposters, I will make a start by putting that Debbiewebs on the list as she obviously isn't the real one. Her avatar looks nothing like webbiedebs at all.. :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol:

You're right. Those lips are a very pale imitation. :wink:

8 Jan 2005

Quote by The Sarge
My buttons are working fine now blooxxx so I am off to deactivate a few accounts and lock a few threads in LMU :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good thinking Sarge. I've spotted a couple of impersonators in the cafe that need deactivating too. evil

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by Scramble
You can't lock this thread. We've not disrobed yet!

Well if you're disrobing for me I hope you're not straight.
Although I can soon cure that. wink

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8 Jan 2005

Sarge.
My lock button isnt working now.
No zapper, no locker...what buttons are left to play with? wink

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by Jags
Down Jags cleavage still covers a pretty big area - not that specific :bounce: :bounce:

Does that need hoovering too?
NO! :shock: :shock: :shock:
It could do with some licking though..... wink

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I think this would be better in PM. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: evil

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Thread locked.

8 Jan 2005

Quote by Jags
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
You're quite right I can only apologise and crave your forgiveness!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Apology accepted, but next time think before you post or cleavages will soon be overrun like the carparks. You won't be able to move down there for boyracers and boys in blue. wink

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
didn't have a problem registering bloo, just that when my alter ego started to post and you threatened to roger him senseless a state of panic set in and I postd under my own name instead of the alter ego, which was spotted so.....game up!

I think that rogering might have put some sense into that 3. Anyway, this is going nowhere.
Thread locked.

8 Jan 2005

Quote by Jags
No, it's well hidden down my xxxxxxxx (next to the xxxxxxxxxxxx) where all the pretenders can't get it. Now... who shall I zap next?????
:P

You know full well that giving exact locations is forbidden. Please read the rules or move on. evil

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by Jigs

Now which Mod am I impersonating??? Dawnie??? or MrsFC???? Anyway, I got the bank of buttons with my impersonation cloak and it's great fun.
:P

You mean you've stolen buttons as well :shock: mad

mad

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Very hard, left handed SLAP
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Is that where by zap button went?

8 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
Some of us tried getting in here as an imposter and fLucked it up by posting under our real name by mistake...........well alright when I say some of us I really mean me, so don't go trying to exclude us now

Well did you read the sticky about creating alter egos? NO!! I thought as much. Sheesh evil

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You guys should take the advice or move on. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9

Stop it stop it stop it!!

That's a first then wink

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by Misippus1669
You certainly seem to have your hands full.

I do Misippus1669 I do.... A man's work is never done wink

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Well you are still here, so what have you been doing???????????????????
I think he's having a little difficulty with his legs at the moment :wink:

8 Jan 2005

Quote by TvJudy
Ooo blue you say the sweetest things, but we can't have that sort of thing in the ballroom now dear. How about "The winner takes it all" instead? Or we could go for "Mama mia" of course.

Knowing me, knowing you honey,honey i would say thank you for the music wink

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by TvJudy
Oh yes, Money money money... tum te tum

This is a free site. Don't go asking for money here or I'll kick your sorry ass.

8 Jan 2005

Quote by TvJudy
I think a mix of 70's and 80's stuff should do the trick. Somthing to get down to or some such thing. Queen is good, like their stuff a lot.

I quite like a bit of queen myself wink

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and sarge...
that didn't hurt a bit did it?

8 Jan 2005

what music are we having Judy?

8 Jan 2005

you'll get kinda paid. or words to that effect. wink

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ohhh. i've dropped your fiver, could you just bend down to pick it up? :wink: