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sarge, how are your zap buttons? mine aren't working at the moment. if yours don't work either can you use your charm to make the false debbiewebs leave this thread immediately...preferably without any of my playthings...errrr friends. wink
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Quote by davej
......however getting fLucked witless....

we'll try and keep your wits about you then wink
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dave, relax.
noone will make you do anything you don't really want to do.
but search in the innermost recesses of your mind, those dark areas that you seldom visit, look closely, think.......
and then answer.....
So are you up for a shag or what?
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Quote by davej
TAXI !!!!!

Don't go. The fun is just beginning wink
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where's that 0lam_69er when you need him. Anyone know any good party games? davej??? JGGL?????? wallyrik??????????? wink
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Quote by wallyrik

in that case bloo you'll just have to shag all three of me hump

mmmmmm 24" dildo divided by 3.......... 8" each. That should do.:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol :lol:
:shock:
right which one of you other idiots suggested it
come on own up
well I'm telling you know one of you buggers has got 16 inches coming to you!!!!
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
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Quote by wallyrik
in that case bloo you'll just have to shag all three of me hump

mmmmmm 24" dildo divided by 3.......... 8" each. That should do.:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol :lol:
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Quote by TvJudy
BOO

That worked. If only it was as easy to get rid of the one-line wonders from LMU. sigh
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Quote by wallyrik
well we are flucked if we know.........debbiewebs?....webbiedebs?....you look so alike rotflmao

Well you can talk wallyrik. Noone ever knows which one of you three you are.
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Quote by TvJudy
No I would know the proper debs when I see one. Bloo zap this imposter.

There's a slight technical hitch with the zapper at the moment Judy. Maybe if we all go BOOO!!!!!! together we'll scare her off.
1..2..3....
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Quote by Debbiewebs
hello who is that in poster called.............ooo shit forgotton now redface surprisedops:

come on...come on...spit it out!!!!
and when you've done that tell us who you mean.
this one
That's Webbiedebs. Who are you?
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Quote by Scandal
Some waitors are more equal than others cool 8-)

You get off to the chat room if that's how you think. They can be a waiter short of a banquet in there sometimes. wink
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Quote by davej
hello who is that in poster called.............ooo shit forgotton now redface surprisedops:

come on...come on...spit it out!!!!
and when you've done that tell us who you mean.
Us polite girls never spit. lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Quote by Scandal
Must be some glasses here somewhere

In comes the cafes' original and best waitor with a tray full of glasses. lol :lol:
Accept no substitute cool 8-)
Don't think we are going to verify you as the best waiter. You don't have to proove that you've been a waiter in here. Everyone is equal in the waitering game.
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I don't know. He calls himself a slapper but he's late to the party.
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Quote by Misippus1669
Oo Bloo, still recovering from my last meeting with some of your jelly

I remember eating / being fed vodka jelly up in the attic room, whislt engaged in other activities :shock:
Was it you making all that noise up there Misi?
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Quote by TvJudy
Only a spoon, my dear you weren't so coy last time we met. Must be some glasses here somewhere

Cheers. Bottoms up! wink
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Quote by TvJudy
Oo Bloo, still recovering from my last meeting with some of your jelly

this is the new version. more vodka, less jelly. well, no jelly really, just vodka. do you want a spoonful?
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well if it is an impersonator it's gonna be her ass. mad :twisted: lol
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Quote by Webbiedebs
GET YER CAMS OUT BOYS, DEBS WANNA SEE IF IT CLEAR OR WHITE
HERES MY WEBCAM LINK ;) ;) ;)

I think you need to be in the web cam thread. Prepare to be transported.
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Quote by Sandal
I best fook off :shock:

Not so quick matey. We've got unfinished busines. It won't hurt. well, not me anyway. wink
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Quote by Sandal

This is a swinging site. If you want to discuss domestic science I suggest you go elsewhere.

Nothing scientific about womens work dunno
I'll show you science. If you just lean forwards a little... thrust=force x angle. When your eyes stop watering try and see if that was scientific enough wink
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Quote by Sandal
My finger is hovering over the button with this one.

How about hoovering over my carpet.
This is a swinging site. If you want to discuss domestic science I suggest you go elsewhere.
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