Have to agree with the force from the dark ( oh great darkfire lol ).
Change the pic please. If I wanted to see a big dick in nylon I'd get my ex-wedding photos out.
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blueeyes6969
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 54
Straight Male, 58
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In all honesty, no - I haven't told any of my friends of my "private side". Maybe cos they're all just a little too conventional or boring. It's never cropped up in a conversation but maybe they've thought about it too and don't want to feel uncomfortable. People always judge, especially on things they know little about and have no experience about. Think it's better this way, it's my little secret for now - until I get plastered and let my mouth into gear.
Quote by natandh
you ppl lack open-mindeness, u take life so seriously. and dont why get so angry? i the probable reason to this that maybe you problems in your life and wana take it out some else or sexually frustrated?
No comment just a quote to stop a clever edit
Bless him! it must be hard making yourself clear when English is not your first language.
:giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Have you seen any equally dumbass warning signs?
Actually I have seen a one that just tickled my little fancy ( can't wait for the echo on that one ! )
It was in an un-named big supermarket of your choice in the cereal aisle, you know the place where you get the multi packs of grain/seed/breakfast bars. This one was from the "seeds of change" natural organic healthy food and on a little sign it read "warning - may contain nuts " - In fact all it was made up of was nuts and a wrapper - unless they were artificial nuts ( I know a few who may qualify for that one
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Definately outdoor in the summer but not this time of year. Roll on summer ! :giggle:
Gotta go with you on that one.
Outdoor is great fun - esp if you just about get caught
- not like that's ever happened Roll on some warm weather then it's no longer a case of when and where, more like - well, now and now
It's a sad reminder of the times we now live in, a kind of dog eat dog for some folk, but glad to see there are still some caring people about ready to save the day.
It must be the time of year for it as something similar just happened on Monday near where I live.
An elderly lady living on her own and very dependant on others was so close to being robbed. She is part of one of those "neighbourhood/community care" schemes, you know the ones run by an organisation who monitor the frail and elderly with an intercom and red pull cord triangles in all rooms in the house.
She had managed to pull one of the triangles to summon help, and the controller asked if everything was ok with her.
A mans voice had replied that it was fine, she was just in the toilet and had pulled it thinking it was the light switch by mistake and apologised for wasting their time.
It was actually a genuine call for help and she was being robbed by two guys and it was one of them who pretended to be a relative and told them she was OK.
She wasn't hurt and they scarpered with just some cash and a couple of pieces of jewellry - could have been much worse. Broad daylight too !
Is there anything more you can do to help you ask yourself and could it be avoided in the future ?
Certainly don't think council cutbacks and closing care homes in the county aren't going to help.
Is this not a good arguement for the council who want to close these homes and send elderly folk back into their own homes !
Well, that's my babble on for thursday am, but it's something close to my heart.
Thanks for putting up wih this one.
It must be the time of year for it as something similar just happened on Monday near where I live.
An elderly lady living on her own and very dependant on others was so close to being robbed. She is part of one of those "neighbourhood/community care" schemes, you know the ones run by an organisation who monitor the frail and elderly with an intercom and red pull cord triangles in all rooms in the house.
She had managed to pull one of the triangles to summon help, and the controller asked if everything was ok with her.
A mans voice had replied that it was fine, she was just in the toilet and had pulled it thinking it was the light switch by mistake and apologised for wasting their time.
It was actually a genuine call for help and she was being robbed by two guys and it was one of them who pretended to be a relative and told them she was OK.
She wasn't hurt and they scarpered with just some cash and a couple of pieces of jewellry - could have been much worse. Broad daylight too !
Is there anything more you can do to help you ask yourself and could it be avoided in the future ?
Certainly don't think council cutbacks and closing care homes in the county aren't going to help.
Is this not a good arguement for the council who want to close these homes and send elderly folk back into their own homes !
Well, that's my babble on for thursday am, but it's something close to my heart.
Thanks for putting up wih this one.
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Hello natandh
Welcome to the nuthouse!
If you would like to drop your coat of at the reception then pick up your straight jacket you can then come and join Sassy-Seren and me in the corner of the room gently rocking back and forth staring at the cracks in the wall :giggle: :giggle:
Shaz x
Nice to see you natandh,
Only problem you'll find, is when the threads start to sound normal and make sense but by then it's too late. Check outisde for suspicious white vans parked on the opposite side of the road :crazy:
Quote by redpantherman
our tv blew up a little while back......
replaced it with a £148 one from asda......
just had 2 do the tv licence....
reckon its a good job car tax doesnt work that way...cost almost as much as the car
:therethere: never minds twos... in true Asda tradition I'll 'pat' you on the bum :twisted:
Always happy to help then !
Go for the safe bet. If this happens as others have said after about three or four days or after watching a good old red triangle film on channel 4, and you're happy that you have examined yourself regularly and all is ok, then just go ahead and spank your monkey and see if that helps. If not, seek medical advice - better to be safe than sorry.
Hold on ! Credit cards ! I'm a blonde girl ( and I have checked ), if you need to test out your theory, just send a couple, in fact to be on the safe side - all of your credit cards, debit cards and mainly store cards to me at 'blueeyes, c/o Metro Centre, Gateshead, Tyne & Wear' and I'll be sure to return them with the receipts within one hour of receiving them - maxed out to their full potential lol. Never under estimate the power of a girl and her shopping :roll:
), if you need to test out your theory, just send a couple, in fact to be on the safe side - all of your credit cards, debit cards and mainly store cards to me at 'blueeyes, c/o Metro Centre, Gateshead, Tyne & Wear' and I'll be sure to return them with the receipts within one hour of receiving them - maxed out to their full potential lol. Never under estimate the power of a girl and her shopping :roll: 
to be on here, but it works for me. :-)Quote by Fireblade001
due to work , Im spending the week away in a hotel in Guildford Surrey from next week all on my own,
Anyone know the best pubs n clubs to visit , or where to go for some fun ;)
cheers
Try stopping at the petrol station to fill up, throw a sickie for the week, drive home and get back on her for the full week ! It's a plan !
You gotta admit - It's what your pc was made for, I love it.
Where else can you get such a mix of people who can give a stright forward point of view, a different perspective, a welcoming comment or just totally forget what the thread started out as and go off on a one with great inuendos and comments.
You got to love it - It's worth sleeping on the keyboard at night. :smitten:
Where else can you get such a mix of people who can give a stright forward point of view, a different perspective, a welcoming comment or just totally forget what the thread started out as and go off on a one with great inuendos and comments.
You got to love it - It's worth sleeping on the keyboard at night. :smitten:
Possibly the way i would look at it as far as labels go is not the actual label itself, but when it's used, how it's used and more importantly why. As mentioned above mainly at a time when people are bragging about experiences with someone or just wanting to be disrespectful - but in the right context, at the right time - a little different.
