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blueis
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
Straight Female, 52
UK
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(humourous, teasing tone)
I don't know silky, you've been here five minutes and you're looking to arrange getting laid already. Why don't you join in with the conversation in the cafe? Let us 'get to know you',
what do you think this is a knocking shop? Alright he'd be 64 by the time you could post on here without a comment but hey, think of the anticipation. (drones on ala Victor Meldrew stylee with unwanted advice in a similar vein).... ;)
..... or scratch that, you seem female... so you can ignore this.
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I don't know silky, you've been here five minutes and you're looking to arrange getting laid already. Why don't you join in with the conversation in the cafe? Let us 'get to know you',
what do you think this is a knocking shop? Alright he'd be 64 by the time you could post on here without a comment but hey, think of the anticipation. (drones on ala Victor Meldrew stylee with unwanted advice in a similar vein).... ;)
..... or scratch that, you seem female... so you can ignore this.
big
:lol: :shock:FRIED CHRISTMAS PUUDDING!!!!Christmas pud definately.
One of the crumbly type ones.
Custard (reminds me of school, but in a good way) or whipped cream, but definately not brandy butter or sauce.
No-one shares my enthusiasm at home though and a portion of a proper pud somehow seems better than one of the sad little 'single' ones, don't you think?
One of the crumbly type ones.
Custard (reminds me of school, but in a good way) or whipped cream, but definately not brandy butter or sauce.
No-one shares my enthusiasm at home though and a portion of a proper pud somehow seems better than one of the sad little 'single' ones, don't you think?
Quote by foxylady 123
Due to JGL threatening to instigate another bum competition thread, I am seriously considering changing my avatar....I cant cope with another bum competiton, though I dont mind the extra pms it generated, I cant cope with the nerve wrecking tension,
i don't think you have any worries foxy. There is some great ass here on SH (though my experience extends only to the avatars so far!)... but your's has 'champ' written all over it (though obviously in very small writing).
Welcome newer newbie than me! 
Is it just me or is 'sex' one of the least sexy words?
Mind you I can't talk my handle is nothing to write home about.
OK Vix that's the second time I've spotted you quoting Cat Steven's lyrics and I've only been on this site a short while. I hope you realise that your unintended sublimal messages are going to cause me to see visions of your avatar (the red aluring version of you) whenever I select his music on the CD changer...which is quite often (the kids' like moonshadow in particular).
Is it just me or is 'sex' one of the least sexy words?
Mind you I can't talk my handle is nothing to write home about.
Quote by Vix
Take your time, think a lot, think of everything you've got. You may still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not.
Shit sorry... got sidetracked onto lyrics there.
OK Vix that's the second time I've spotted you quoting Cat Steven's lyrics and I've only been on this site a short while. I hope you realise that your unintended sublimal messages are going to cause me to see visions of your avatar (the red aluring version of you) whenever I select his music on the CD changer...which is quite often (the kids' like moonshadow in particular).
Congratulations! You scored 15%!
If you would be in a porn movie, you would be in an amauture porno. You've done a few things, but not everything. Still in a position to be bossed around in bed. Your toys are well hidden.
'Congratulations'???????
Obviously my role on this site is to make everyone feel good about the sex they're getting... even the single men!!!
Help PoloLady !!! share some of your points with me.... please!
If you would be in a porn movie, you would be in an amauture porno. You've done a few things, but not everything. Still in a position to be bossed around in bed. Your toys are well hidden.
'Congratulations'???????
Obviously my role on this site is to make everyone feel good about the sex they're getting... even the single men!!! Help PoloLady !!! share some of your points with me.... please!
Quote by The survey said
You are 69 fuckable!
You're about as fuckable as most people, which is not bad. Actually, it's quite healthy! You know how to act and what's appropriate. You know when it's the time and place for what. And people can use that to see you erotically. It's no surprise that you can attract a good number of people. You're what they want! A realistic babe who knows when to get a bit wild! Yeah, I'd fuck you!
69 - mmmm now there's a coincidence ;)
Quote by tigerbee
...while on the topic I'm curious to know...
has anyone ever got any nasties or worse the dreaded big H?
by going bareback with someone they've met through SH?
just curious
:shock:
I await the results of your ad hoc epidemiology study with interest, though not with bated breath.
Whilst we're hijacking the thread, I wonder about the risks with oral and what protective measures SH members would recommend if any.
Quote by DeniseBabe
it doesnt matter how much you argue here......... its a chatroom issue... so if u all feel that strongly get your arses in there and say so !!
The forum is surely best for debating, where's the chatroom is better for...
chatting, i guess.
It seems to me that the idea of the MIRC verify facility has been corrupted somewhat. If verfiication was simply a means of saying 'this person is who they say there are' rather than a means of establishing a swinging elite then this thread would have finished round about page 3. I dare say this point has been made at least five times so far, but hey...we are going for the record longest posting ever on a forum, aren't we??
Moving on, as i am a newbie perhaps I can ask - has SH experienced such controversies before? How have they been resolved?
bigstu / littlestu whatever, his ad has gone so maybe he has taken a lesson from JonJon's advice. It would be interesting to hear the next installment. (Or maybe he has just used the advice to re-word his ad and gone underground).
...there but for the grace of aphrodite ?
Quote by kazswallows
....no-one in my opinion should mess around behind their partners back.
...there but for the grace of aphrodite ?
Quote by Ice Pie
If registering a new name doesn't generate an activation email, maybe there is a limit (i.e. one) on how many nicks you can register to a particular addy. Maybe if you try registering using another email address?
Just a thought.
thanks Ice. I tried using another email address. no joy there.
i wonder if you can help me?
Recent controversy over the chatroom got me thinking I should try it out a bit more.
Strangely, my user id wouldn't let me on - the one I registered and used a couple of times last week.
On the one hand I get the message 'Your nickname must be registered....'
On the the other hand, when I attempt to re-register, it confirms what I thought 'this nick is registered and cannot be registered again'
registering a completely differently name doesn't get me a verification email, though somehow I managed to access the chatroom and participate without it earlier this evening. not now though.
so, have I simply forgotten my password?
who do I go for for help?
Recent controversy over the chatroom got me thinking I should try it out a bit more.
Strangely, my user id wouldn't let me on - the one I registered and used a couple of times last week.
On the one hand I get the message 'Your nickname must be registered....'
On the the other hand, when I attempt to re-register, it confirms what I thought 'this nick is registered and cannot be registered again'
registering a completely differently name doesn't get me a verification email, though somehow I managed to access the chatroom and participate without it earlier this evening. not now though.
so, have I simply forgotten my password?
who do I go for for help?
Quote by Calista
It make work in reverse ... the ones with + may now seem unattainable therefore females without + are an easier target!!!!!
or simplyseemless friendly since they carry crosses to ward off vampires ?
or, more likely being the more mundane - if I recall correctly the plus crew scroll to the top, so when the chatroom is busy it's actually the hoi poiloi that get seen first.... is that right ? [editted... well, i didn't recall correctly did i? must be my habit of reading lists from the bottom[
