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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by zootle
I'm from the south and don't want to admit it.
In my defence I live up north.
Not sure how to answer!

That'll be 'unsure' then.... like me.
Quote by toprod123
hi all, ive been surfin around for some time now & YES this site is by far the best,hope to get my feet on the ground asap!!! wink

wouldn't you prefer them 'under the table' ? Or is the site so good that you've got your head in the clouds ?
welcome. biggrin
Quote by fatman
Thanx for the welcome. Nice picture :shock:

What am I?? Chopped liver?
:cry:
lol
Sorry didn't mean to leave you out. You do look good enough to eat biggrin
sounds like fatman has his mind on this...
Quote by chick0074
Here's one:
He asks:
Why are women crap at parking?
She answers:
Because men are always telling us this
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is 8 inches!
Rachel
wink

ahhhh!!! :idea: so when you girls say you want VWE 9inches+ you mean something like this ?
|----------------------------------------------------------|
I'd better get back to the photo ads and post some replies. :arrow:
Quote by cool4catz
Q: What is the difference between men and women.
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Well that one is true, don't know about the rest though. ;)
... and one of these is a feasible expectation. lol
Quote by Mainvien
Stupid question but do people really contact you when you reply to their adds? I hope so because I wanna spice up my life biggrin

'It could be you'.
On the other hand you might want to find another spice mine.
I've had replies.... mostly from 'girls' advising me that I should be using another site.
Quote by poniella
I don't think it's ageist to admit that you just don't really fancy people who are older or younger generally. I have never really noticed/fancied people who were older than me, even when I was in my teens I was afraid of people in their 20s. Silly I know, but I can't explain it. I certainly wouldn't exclude some one by age on principle, if on meeting them it was all fine. It's just it tends not to happen... confused

yes, very silly.
start fancying and dating older folks now.... biggrin
Read the AUP..... forty year old rhymes are not allowed on this forum.
errh.... no actually, I made that up.
Maybe you just hit the wrong button?
Quote by Silk and Big G
I have friend who is six feet three . Do think if I ask him really nicely he'll get shorter ?

If that's silk writing, will getting down on my knees do? (OK, I'm not your friend but I have an extra inch to shorten).
I didn't see it but let me guess, they paired up the family of 9 with a couple with just one or two kids. I was going to say 'no kids' but somehow that wouldn't make such good tv would it.
Anyway, how was it?
...and happy birthday+1 from me! Was it a good one.... or does that deserve a thread of its own?
Quote by chunkyknob2
hey bilko your wicked! lol im going to put those numbers on and if they come up you will be doing this banghead no halves mind duel

you'll be doing a bit of :banghead: yourself, when you find out you're sharing your win with a 100 other SH members who read this post and had the same idea. Still £2M / 100 is better than nothing. :lol:
Quote by Ice Pie
I'm not a bot. I can prove it. Ask me my dog's name. Go on, ask me.

Don't you ever go to sleep ?
Quote by Ice Pie
no bots in here

Hello yournamehere. Check out my website. Rate my pic. Watch my dorm cam. This is not a paysite. I am real. I need your credit card number to verify that you are an adult.
I always knew there was something dodgy about you Ice Pie.... obviously it's late, your computer programme has failed and your operator is dozing. I'm sure you'll be rebooted soon though.
Quote by james02
Blue – sorry you are correct
But what I think he is trying to say is you should monitor people pix to make sure they are genuine, but I cant see this possible unless one of the modds had a meet with that person, or It was at a munch

This made me laugh.... James, maybe you should suggest this to the mods.
On second thoughts, try a search on 'verification' first biggrin
Nice thread by the way alspals.... one of the more humourous storms in a teacup of late!
Don't forget that men are in the majority on this site and the internet in general. We are therefore the largest target market for all the fakers and takers out there! Combine that with the relatively smaller number of actual women after your charms and you might draw the conclusion that the photo ads are best left for the occasional laugh and desperate, no-hope email! The forum is better.... no bots in here yet, so far as I know!
Hmmmm.... just thought, if that's right and men are in the majority online, then women must be in the majority somewhere else. If we can find out where, we can increase our chances by joining them instead of competing on here!!
Hello then.... whoever you are. Let me be the first to welcome you to SH. My reward for staying up late.
It pays to be cautious. I came across some one from work on the photo-ads, only realising just seconds away from sending them a note with my pic. In my case, discretion is the better part of valour at my work, so I'll be taking their secret to the grave (or thereabouts).
Anyway, looks like you've already been rumbled (see above). he he.
Gareth - is this a cry for help ... judging only by your explicit username and helpfully provided location ?
As I failed this test myself I should offer only emphathy and no clue! Certainly doing your share and more may help, as may putting your own desires to the background, making more effort romantically etc.. Or maybe not - you'll know better than anyone else on here (unless your wife is on SH as well!). It takes two to tango. Still at least it sounds like you know just how effective cheating will be at solving your problem and you didn't need telling. You're right though, it's out there if you really want it (a case of 'be careful what you wish for' ?).
LazeeBoy's advice looks like a better place to start and I would have tried that tack myself if she'd been willing.
Good luck.
PS Might be an idea to crack this before any more kids come along, if you were planning any that is!
Quote by Dave__Notts
Have any of you put anything up in the chatroom that you thought "oh sh1t" after realising it went in the wrong box?

and it's a very special kind of 'oh sh1t' feeling don't you find? A sort of oh no! what have i just done? can i undo it? no, oh sh1t, do you think they'll notice?' type of feeling! closely related to the 'oh no i've just overwritten my life's work with a picture of Homer Simpson and i have no backup' feeling, except with the added embarassment of an audience.
A potential meet with a demure manchester lass was once scuppered on account of "the wrong MSN window / cut and paste" classic. Guess I should have given her my undivided attention! confused
Whoops, looks like another thread going down the plughole fast...
....is it too late to say hello and welcome ?
hello lorri. do you mean me?
so how does staying online help you with being horny?
hmmmm, maybe that should be another thread - or a PM even ;)
just realised you haven't even said you are using wireless... just assumed it from the other replies.
I've experienced a problem with Bit Torrent - whereby network connection got zapped after running Bit Torrent for a while and only solved by rebooted the router. Don't run it any more.
Quote by Marya
get a parmo on the way home.

Enlighten me please Marya... presumably a parmo is some sort of takeaway, but what kind ??
hi there handy.... stick around, I'm sure you'll soon get a feel for the place.
lol
You've said that it is a transient problem - works then drops out after about 30 minutes.
So I don't know what settings problem will give you that - unless your wireless adaptor is getting distracted by a neighbour's router perhaps (as happenned to me recently, see below). For sure security settings are all or nothing - that's the point of them. You have got security turned on haven't you? At least MAC security as already suggested.
You don't say how far from your router the PC and / or laptop are - and this might be a factor.
Wireless is good but if you're using the PC/laptop any distance away with a floor or the odd wall in the way then you might be surprised how quickly the signal drops off. Fortunately the technology is quite resilient and carries on working even on quite a low signal - but you find it does drop out occasionally if the signal is very low. Usually I just re-connect and try to re-position myself in the room.... stand on one leg, that sort of thing!
The other day a neighbour was having broadband installed and for some reason his bright new, unsecured, wireless router over-rode mine - and caused a disconnect (as his wasn't yet online). I was able to fix this by moving his router down in my laptop's wireless priority list. Why his router about 100 metres away should take precedence over mine just 10 cm away, who knows?
Quote by spideyuk
blink no offers to kiss it better then confused

PoloLady... you know you dont have to ask, just bend over.
I was just getting some ice cubes from the freezer to help ease the pain a bit ;-)
careful now, you'll give her frostbite and the last thing PL needs is a frosty fanny.
I see you're on top form PL - is there a prize for counting all your alliterations or was that a personal mental challenge to take your mind of your burning bush ?
I trust that your pulsating pussy is better soon if not already!
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