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blueis
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
Straight Female, 52
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Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Does anyone know if its true that cold teabags are good for taking the dark rings under your eyes away.

Yes, it should replace them with two brown rings. That ought to do it. wink
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
If the teabag thing isnt true does anyone have any idea as to how to get rid of them apart from cucumber???

If you can't find time to relax and get more beauty sleep, would some light foundation help ? Not that I know anything about make up.
New couple looking for ffm...
Nothing new about that ;)
There is a stories link. You can submit your work from there and some one decides whether it goes up, I think.
Quote by freckledbird
some of you may no i'm having a gang bang on and hopefully cumming on friday but does anyone know if some guys f**k me more than once in that night can i count him more than once.
is it how many diferent guys i have or the amount of c**k i have.
be interesting to measure it in yards of c**k . :idea:

How would we know incidently. Since this was your first post?
Blueis, Scandal's already said that - did you not read the whole thread? rolleyes
Must have missed it. Sorry Miss. Shall I do lines ? wink
Quote by towntart
some of you may no i'm having a gang bang on and hopefully cumming on friday but does anyone know if some guys f**k me more than once in that night can i count him more than once.
is it how many diferent guys i have or the amount of c**k i have.
be interesting to measure it in yards of c**k . :idea:

How would we know incidently. Since this was your first post?
Quote by well_busty_babe
no one would want to shag me.. i have a horrid sniffle!

Me too. I certainly feel shagged out but without the enjoyable bit to get to this stage.
Let's hope we get over it soon!
Quote by Katien_n_John
It's my birthday! Did you know?

She did? where? lol
On another thread. I figured that someone with a birthday deserves their own.
Quote by Vix
It's my birthday! Did you know?

Let me be one of the first on here to wish happy birthday to one of SH's finest biggrin
Ones with a musical lilt to them .... female geordie, highland scottish and southern irish do it for me.
Quote by Ice Pie
Everyone has their own preferences, and despite what the politically correct would have you believe, size is a factor for most people. It's when it's used to openly denigrate the person that it becomes objectionable.

Unlike Lilac Gem's response this isn't a marriage proposal but I would agree and add - based on other threads on this forum amongst other things - maybe these is a compatibility issue. Maybe those more toned up females get more sensation-per-cubic centimetre (some of those, so far as to find an out-size, mishandled cock uncomfortable) whereas the more relaxed ones need to fill up on a a big mac, so to speak.
Wonder what more experienced bored members think.
Any one care to share ?
evil wink :arrow:
Quote by xxdevil69
Woo-hoo!! I'm a bored and frustrated housewife!!!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Then my fella comes home, and as long as the house is nice and clean and his tea is cooked and on the table.. he may (if I'm lucky) help to relieve all the boredom and frustration thats has built up throughout the day rolleyes

You lucky, lucky girl. wink
Your problem is that they are bored and frustrated because they haven't yet discovered Swinging Heaven.
Quote by Parrot
The person I want to PM has a sig that says "Please don't e-mail or PM uninvited" :doh:

It may be more likely to close the door on someone polite and charming (like yourself, I guess!) than it is to stop a shag-me-spammer. Then again, it's personal choice and fairly clear.
I think VenusnMars had one solution - ask permission in a thread. Or via someone who doesn't mind your PMs who knows the other person. Apart from that maybe you will meet them at a social event one day, or dazzle them with your brilliance on the forum such that they PM you (unless your sig forbids it of course ;) )
I'm with Judy ... not literally of course ... but just in wanting to keep all avenues, rough tracks and back alleys open. Then again, my inbox doesn't get flooded with tons of unwanted messages (or wanted ones come to that, sob).
On the other hand.... can Geordie type ?
Quote by Drifter
I think the film by Woody Allen that featured the Orgasmatron was called "Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex, But Were Afraid To Ask".

i think you'll find It was 'Sleeper', his sci-fi spoof.
Quote by gands0719
i am very fond of the south west of France as I have a great interest in the cathar heresy.

You too !smile

I've not visited SW France, but have come across this via Jean Cocteau & Bill Nelson.
Quote by little gem
I used to be part of the University Kayaking club.
I was crap at it and nearly killed myself on my first and only river run on low water in the Welsh Valleys.......... but that is another tale! lol
I'd love to get back into it but I don't have the time. Plus I prefer rowing now.

Sounds like you were thrown in at the deep end.
Come on, spill the beans on your near death experience... were you pinned or was it just an unpleasant swim ?
Quote by mistress_sassy
Still don't know details tho, cos bo-one answered my mail/post

Try a search on 'verification'.
Quote by freckledbird
Is your email addy any indication as to your age?

So unfair Bev, he might have had that email addy for 6 years. Mind you, if he had, you'd think he'd be able to spell ' ' by now. ;)
welcome stranger fash!!
Emily Bouffante nee Booth by the way. Though I may be stretching the definition of porn star somewhat and to be fair I skipped porn classes at school, but what the heck her mouth is so horny, even her dentist must get a hard on.
Quote by little gem
Hello,
I am a 23 year old bi female who would like a nice single male to come with me to a club tonight as I don't really want to go on my own.
I would prefer you to be clean, reliable, not have a humungous beer belly and be polite. I'd like you to be able to collect me and drop me home afterwards.
Please reply to me via email by 6pm tonight.(please no cock shots as I will be checking my mails at work! Look forward to hearing from you.
Gem. x

There's an invite you don't see every day. Sadly, I fail on the reliable and single counts, but my modest beer belly might have squeezed in (how kind to make a six pack optional!). Good luck, LG ... I predict your work will detect a peak in email traffic sometime this afternoon.
Quote by Tania
By the way, the low voice also works on ...partners that are a bit of a bully. Once you know the trick, you will always be in control!

The things you pick up from SH...
Thanks Tania, I'll try that one... does it take much practice confused:
Quote by freckledbird
You last 100 strokes Harry :shock:

He must be talking about stroking his pussy. miaoooooowwww.
Quote by luvverrrrrrrr
I have been celebate for years : but am now suffering repetative strain injury...any suggestions? sad

get out more ?
ps welcome to the forum - a new way for you to get RSI!
Quote by Cock of the North
I have.
As of about 2 mins ago:
"...Have a look at the attached spreadsheets and let me know if you need to double check everything.
Cheers
Cock of the North"
Still waiting for a reply. I'm hoping that by some fluke the recipient turns out to be someone off here as this would slightly lessen the embarrassment.
Or, maybe they'll just think I have an arrogant, agressive business style a la Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross, or possibly Steve Coogan as Gareth Cheeseman - 'I am a tiger. Grrr!'.
Cheers
Cock of the North

not yet made that mistake. could happen any day now though, is my guess.
good luck....
try googling "cock of the north" and "forum".... guess who comes up top of the list ;)
come to think of it, your avatar isn't a pic of your stapler at work is it ?
anyhow, I guess any budding sherlock in your workplace will soon find this thread! brace yourself!
lancashire cheese and damson jam, though if a 'tasting' of jammy gem was on offer I could be persuaded (easily).
still voting for cheese and jam. got to keep these marmite weirdos at bay.
Quote by PoloLady
but did you get promoted

No HE didn't get promoted!
still, at least he got a rise. lol
ok.... groan. :arrow:
bugger.... the joke was too obvious, and my typing too slow!
Quote by warwick
...So a sensible answer is that it should be an informative polite (to me thats important) and not too graphic
eg
Hi my name is Kylie and I am from Australia originally. I am comfortably well off and if we get on well I will buy you a Ferrari. I am ideally looking for a middle aged ugly guy from the Midlands with a small willy.I would like to arrange a social meeting first where I will buy you a fantastic meal of your choice and will also pick you up so that you can get drunk and feel at your ease.

darn, I've got competition after all.
Quote by PoloLady
So to all you guys, who have a few standards, I ask - If you were reading a woman's post in 'let's meet up' and you thought wow that sounds perfect - what would the post actually say?
Right, I am off to bed shortly. I expect to find some useful research information here for me tomorrow.

I dunno guys, not only do we have to compose works of high romantic literature in the expectation of no replies, we even have to write their ads now too!
Now Polo, write your own 'lets meet up', you lazy mare! I'm off to bed too.... and I expect to be enticed or at least distracted by a lovely pololady 'shag me' post in the morning. Preferably one written by you! wink lol
On the other hand.... the perfect post is one surely that describes the reader, a kind of reverse 'beauty in the eye of the beholder'. Hopefully in such specific terms that one hopes with luck to make it through the good old 'no reply' filter. So in my case, 'breathless beauty seeks broken down, tied down old fart with limited endowment and stunted education' should get you off to a good start. :lol:
And with that, good night.
Quote by cool4catz
My right eye is dominant, yet I shoot a bow left handed.
Go figure. dunno

You shoot a bow left handed? Does that imply you do everything else right-handed? Only, I'm left handed but there are some things I can only do right-handed. Weird, huh?
Same here.
Quote by freckledbird
:shock: :shock:

is that a before or after expression, freckled ?