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Straight Female, 52
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Quote by Tania
Ladyfriend indifferent, no affection, boring uninteresting life, no money, getting old, nothing exciting happens, no conversation, dare not commit suicide, no sex ever, no fun in masterbating anymore!
Help! what would you do ? Ha. Ha.

Take a holiday.
Interesting suggestion. I was watching a philosophical look at travelling on C4 recently. One of the central theses of the programme was that in going on holiday we strive to get away from ourselves.... (see above). Unfortunately, I forget whether there was any offered solution to this paradox.
Quote by steveg_nw
So how does an 18 year old virgin know that he knows how to use his cock? dunno
Steve

:idea: Maybe he's got an A-level or something.
Notice a few more cropping up that I'd rate as well....
excalibur
ronin
fisher king
blue velvet
Let me add one more into the melting pot that I didn't notice in anyone's list yet - The Draughtsman's Contract.
Oh and for gothic-cool, would Bram Stoker's Dracula and Interview With A Vampire, figure, I wonder?.
bladerunner still tops my list. Like others have said, it depends on how you define cool. A novel, stylistic approach has something to do with it for me. Also, good sci-fi carries an edge for me.
Quote by manofmuchfun
I put my heart an soul into that shag ! an guess what? .......afterwards she said ......I got what I came for.....must go !
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Ah well, at least that's one better than 'I didn't get what i came for....must go!' lol
Quote by duncanlondon
I like chess. Maybe SH could introduce a chess thing into the site.
There was a Bollywood film called the Chessplayers. All about the game and the peeps involved in adultery etc.

try
Quote by krazykayaker
ok i have 2 things that shud do webcam but i cant get em to work
sony video cam - what leeds do i need?
prackitca DC20 digicam- grr put it onto pc mode and plug it in and it just turns off
so frustrating......................help

1) Sony handycam comes with a Usb lead. Bit overkill for a webcam but if you have it already! PM me if you need further help.
2) Some digital cameras don't come with the software to allow them to be used as a webcam. Maybe yours is one. If you manual says nothing about using it as a webcam and only describes how to download photos onto your pc, then my guess is that you can't use it as a webcam.
Quote by friendly
Red Noise, Lancaster University, 1979

Bill Nelson what a genius. I saw BeBop Deluxe but not Red Noise.
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Kate Bush

Saw BeBop on the Drastic Plastic tour at Preston. My first concert as it happens. Good one too but the Red Noise one had that touch more excitement, for me at least.
Kate Bush, never saw her live but I'm not surprised to see her on someone's list. I certainly wish I'd seen her in '78.
Quote by Night_shift
Swinging should enhance what you've already got with your partner.. not substitute for something thats missing.. Thats how problems start. biggrin
YES THATS WHAT I THOUGHT. SHOULDNT HAVE TO RELY ON OUTSIDERS FOR FOR A FUCK.
You make it sound as though you're not getting fucked at all Lucy - that's a serious problem and isn't likely to be solved by swinging. Talking might be a good start
Or you could join the recently started Swinging Heaven Support Group For Those Who Aren't Getting Any (provisional title pending something more catchy).
PM me for details.
wink
Quote by Thomo11
Hi are there any girls around hull who want to cum more than once?

I bet theres loads. Just as well you've arrived!
I think Ice raises a good point. Slightly aside but I've never come across any other forum where locking is used so much. In fact, I'd never heard of it before I joined here.
I'm with blondeslave. and Night_shift .. let's chill with the flow on a rollercoaster of love (or argument, whatever!), and keep discussions open unless they break the AUP.
Good discussion points tonight, Ice and Fabio.
Quote by Marya
Can't beat "I love you" :inlove:

hmmm..... I'm not so sure there. It probably works if someone says it to you all the time, but if it's only during mid orgasm it doesn't have the same effect for me.
Quote by Marya
"Fuck me, you dirty slut"

Not quoting that for any particular reason. Just wanted to 'hear' you say it again, Marya ;)
This was memorable rather than sexy....a less than loving partner gasped something to the effect of 'I can't dump you, you're too good a fuck.'
It wasn't an endorsement by the way, I think the circumstances had a lot to do with it and I was trying out some knowledge I'd recently gained via a useful forum.
Quote by MQ
I would ask Kurt Cobain why he lied in 'Come as you are' when he said 'I don't have a gun'! Yeah right Kurt, so that was a tin of beans you killed yourself with! rolleyes

ah but did he ?
Quote by Happy Cats
Yam Yam
As in yam goooin to the pub?

No as in what wolverhampton people call themselves.
Quote by Fools-Gold
if you had to choose between one of the following 2 rather fantastic lookers....

I prefer the pair that Brad's got on. Hard to tell though, they're so alike. wink
Quote by spideyuk
but you could add me to a list of reserves

ffs.... what is this? its like sven picking the england squad!
"he shoots, he scores."
Quote by Happy Cats
Tend to agree with TJ myself.
Sounds like she enjoyed it - but how are we meant to respond?
Its not really thought provoking, funny, controversial or uniquely fascinating. Perhaps you should have started a thread asking people about massages and gone on from there.

Seems like may be the thread is controversial, albeit not intended!
Reallyup4itnow has put his finger on something. Or at least his massuese has, may be.
Any one for some clitoral massage? Unqualified but enthusiastic. I'm totally self taught, don't you know. wink
lol
You missed the category 'I'll change my name to Steve if you'll swing with me."
hello there. :welcome:
Quote by kristof
so where's the gorgeous Gwinevere :P

out in the woods, shagging lancelot of course.
Haven't seen that many and none recently. Aim to change that this year, especially if the white stripes come back and do the UK again.
Most memorable concerts would be
Red Noise, Lancaster University, 1979
Bob Marley, Crystal Palace Bowl, 1980 - perhaps his last concert in the UK (?)
and Al Green somewhere small in London around 1984 or so.
Quote by fabio grooverider
Don't bother then.
Go back to pubbing and clubbing, you won't be missed.
"don't want to out late"....are you real ?
I just got in a few minutes ago, and I've got to be at work by 8...latest.
AND this was an early night....I'm not in 'til 2 or 3 in the morning most nights....no staying power or ability anymore.....no wonder the games going to the dogs.
Let me put this in a few simple words.
You arrange your life to suit the COUPLES needs, if YOU cannot be bothered to put yourself out then GO AWAY

the problem with this type of post is that the person who types in red hasn't bothered to read that it is a couple looking for a couple and should apologise....
not everyone is as flexible as you jomu and for you to preach to other people is unfair!!!!
if they can't do it them they cant do it......simple as that!!!!
i agree with the people below me... are you trying to get new people into dogging ... or trying to keep it a closed shop!!!!!!! because if i was a new person looking at this post i would be shit scared!!!!!
sean xxxxxxxx
The misdirected sermon was entertaining though wasn't it?
Jomu - get some more sleep mate, looks like your powers of concentration need
a boost after all! biggrin
Take a look at KrazyK's WWW and I think you'll agree, she'll be missed off this forum a longtime before you or me. Maybe she has the right attitude to beauty sleep. Even if she wasn't the female half of a couple, at least she doesn't go round with her finger on the 'flame' button.
Quote by spideyuk

I may be crude but I have one hell of an imagination :twisted:

mmm I think I could make an exception for you PoloLady... :shock:
I agree, it's the unimaginative bit that is unappealing.
Besides, don't those sort of ads come across more like the puerile graffiti you sometimes find in men's toilets than a genuine appeal for partners in sexual adventuring? I'd be surprised if any of them result in actual liasons. Perhaps someone can claim otherwise?
Quote by rogerthedragon
I...hope that "RogertheDragon" reflects my real life personality...

Careful! Some might take it you're a green, scaly fire hazard with a penchant for putting damsels in distress. lol
Quote by MikeNorth
IT was a mistake with the URL!

Oh and there was me thinking it was a bit of mischief from a fellow over-40 minger. biggrin
Quote by Rainbows
Oh and welcome from a bit of a minger ;) lol :wave2:
bolt

Geez - Little Gem - if you are a minger I am fucking santa claus!!!! :lol: kiss
Now, there's a guy that's definately over 40.
Quote by krazykayaker
how come when u try n arrange to meet up with a couple that u want to meet up with we get given 30-45mins notice, it makes us look bad when we keep turning it down! with work at 9 the next day we dont want to be out latee. is that totally unreasonable of us or does everyone make last minute plans? cos my other half hates them and then ends up pissed off! its fair enough i guess

Is someone who gives you such short notice really serious, do you think - i mean, given that by the sound of it you haven't met them before.