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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
Straight Female, 52
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Quote by Paul39lincs
I been looking for 2 months and still havent struck lucky...and you never know wat the evening gonna produce.
Meaning no disrespect but after 2 months and no luck, you must have some idea what the evening will produce.
Quote by Paul39lincs
the thrill is in the chase
Just as well, I guess.
I know Paul is trying to help and he has a lot more experience than I at looking and a lot more mileage too by the sound of it. Even so, this thread draws me to the conclusion that if you want to go dogging with couples, as opposed to going for a purposeful though fruitless drive, there must be a better way. Maybe making the acquaintenance of said couples beforehand on here?
Just noticed that this reply to Paul's post has deviated from the original post by hornycouple76. Oh well... there's little cure for the timewaster who seems good on chat and phone etc. Other than re-tuning your timewaster-antennae and trying your luck again.
Quote by surreycouple2003
We have procured the necessary ammount of mattress's to ensure all our guests knees are protected*
Mattresses are surely too restrictive and cumbersome... why not insist that your guests each bring along a pair of ?
A quick squirt of bees wax on each one and your wooden floor will be nicely polished at the end of the party. Bonus!
PS If you try this idea out, I hope you'll be good enough to publish a few pics on here afterwards.
Quote by sexyjess23
As i am the only person in Kent (so it feels sometimes :cry: ) its very lonely and i quite frankly dont feel remotely responsible enough to be in charge of myself!
There's a bit of Kent in me though I'm not in Kent. Take charge of me Jess, irresponsibility a pre-requisite.
Good luck, at least no one will accuse you of putting in a 'wanna f*ck' post. I had a similar idea but then I thought I'd better get to know someone first before inviting them to roam the hills with me.
It's not F1 or motorcycles but it is motors.... hmmmm....
...go on admit it, it's Scaletrix isn't it ?
It's not F1 or motorcycles but it is motors.... hmmmm....
...go on admit it, it's Scaletrix isn't it ?
Get well soon all!
This sounds to me like a bug that's been doing the rounds, rather than something you ate at bluexxx's.
I'm a bit worried about this though...
:shock: :shock: :shock:
This sounds to me like a bug that's been doing the rounds, rather than something you ate at bluexxx's.
I'm a bit worried about this though...
Quote by dundeecpl
Still poorly and can't venture far from the loo.
Hope to get time to pop a few pics up today...
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by hertslads
thanks for the feedback guys. so back to topic, anyone interested at all?
Apparently not. So can we just get on with the post-mortem please?
Maybe it's that surrey is already well provisioned with parties for couples and single fems and at rather more salubrious-sounding surroundings that your student digs (no seriously...find the invites yourself!). Or maybe it's that no-one knows you and a single guy organising a party for couples and single fems is probably the oldest and least successful trick in the book (unless you're the boss of a porn empire or something).
Quote by Ice Pie
...so I guess British girls must be naturally younger looking than the people on that website, or is it just that the really young ones made themselves look much older by trowelling on the make up?
Ever seen Jerry Springer? Going by that programme, your average all-american 18 year old would pass for 35 over here. Too much good living ?
Quote by wewantu2
12 !!!!! Thats a record for one of me 'awkward questions' . Question is did it not take off because
1) Venus thought i was havin a pop at her and wouldnt join in ?
2) It was a fuckin dull question?
3) Its one of those questions no one really wants to think too hard about in case they come up with an answer they dont like?
Answers on a postcard to Blue Peter Swinging Heaven Appeal
Its had 216 views,so our hunch would be,its one of those questions
You mean we're too insecure to answer? I disagree, I think we're just too lazy.
Whoops, just proved myself wrong by answering.
On the other hand... some people wouldn't swing due to being too insecure, and some shoudn't for the same reason (jealousy insecurity). That doesn't mean swingers can't be insecure - you get to be the centre of attention (if you're doing it right) and that could motivate some people who feel insecure iin themselves (star-of-the-show insecurity).
Talking drivel. Maybe I should have posted this in the absentmindedness thread.
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
1. How long does it take to put your white boots on
2. How long does it take to take them off again
3. Do you always take them off?
Err well it takes about 10 secs to get each one on coz they have a secret zip bit keep the quiet k
About 10 secs to get them off again
Dont wear them anymoer cause the heel is snapped on one of them.
Dont know if a cobbler can fix that. (is that what they're called?)
oh well!
I wanted to ask those questions, only came on this thread when I saw lilmizwhiteboots was the last poster! Oh well.... I think you could have a whip round to repair them lilmiz, definately a worthy cause imo. ;)
Quote by PoloLady
Didn't want to bump it myself but just thought of this one:
brb =
a - be right back, I just need to go to the loo/get a drink/answer the door/phone etc...
b - be right back, I just need to say hello to someone, please don't go away.
c - I am going for a while, something far more interesting than you is on the telly.
d - I am going for a while, some bird is gonna get her tits out on cam for me!
e - I am wanking.
f - The other half just came upstairs and I need to close this chat window pronto!
Quote by piercedJon
Hmmm, well I don't want anyone to be getting a black eye.
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Just please do me a favour and have respect for the clientele of the gay bar you choose.
I've been to a few gay pubs and a club in Derby a couple of times with a gay mate of mine... it was funny overhearing the people in there wispering "He's blody straight" as tho that was a sin
Reminds me of when I was in a club in sarf london. Girl I 'picked up' told me that she and her friends thought I was a policeman :shock: presumably undercover and checking out the clientele for naughty behaviour.
