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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
Straight Female, 52
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Thanks for posting is always nice to know that it's not just us men that work hard for little reward. To the disproportionate numbers you can add the internet adage.... 80% of people on the web are men, and so are most of the women. That applies to the ads. Fakes would soon be exposed by regular participation in the forum and chatroom let alone meetings, though I have my doubts about Vix and Calista... is anyone really that good looking ??! wink
Picking up from somewhere else in the thread...it sounds like PoloLady needs a PA to manage her fan club. Maybe some of us less busy could run a rota for her? See there.... open your horizons to single men and you will never be short of attention - wanted or not.
Of course you mean part time work as a volunteer big breasted model, don't you soph ? Because you've read the AUP haven't you?
I don't think it will count towards your community service though.
Why not experiment with the Caps Lockkey if you can find it?
Quote by Kevlondon
That's ridiculous - how can you tick someone off for posting the name of a town they'll be staying in?? Every advert on this website gives town names, you going to cancel them all?? :shock:

Yes, Kevxxxxx it's not as if SingleMaiden would be the only swinger in town, or even the oldest. Unless of course it was Really-Small-Place-With-One-Holiday-Cottage, Somerset, that might make a difference.
Got your bags packed yet SM ?
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
web site is

Ideal place but there's a catch...
We have currently suspended new memberships for single males to keep the balance.
Quote by Chamone
Looks like the poor performance of England

...but these guys are from Wales! Does that improve their chances?
(Sports Ignoramus)
Quote by Jas-Tim
In my youth I had 3 boyfriends all over 6'5. I'm only 5' and 1/2 inch

I must be odd too then 'cos I'm quite tall and like 5ft ladies.... and 5'1, 5'2,.... ah well, that's it then, I'm just a man. wink
Quote by curious_catz
( why is it when I read these sort of threads it's always men trying to persuade their wives to do it and never the wife trying to persuade the husband?? :shock: )
Mrs CC

Because men do as they're told (at first), so the situation doesn't arise ?
I have noticed the odd ad on the couples for men ads along those lines.
Or maybe it's just because women are more persuasive and men more easily led.
More likely it's to do with the 1000 to 1 ratio of males to females on the forum.
Welcome funluvincpl... from manchester. Another couple of stars twinkling in the north-west's swinging firmament! Great.
Quote by funtimes3006
..............argument you've had with a neighbour??
I had one last night about wheelie bins (?) and wanted to stick an axe in his head mad :x :x :x

What a rubbish thread.
It was a joke - put that axe away!
Wheelie bins can be controversial, did he take yours or did you take his ?
Quote by clio
Mmm on the seat off a tractor going across a ploughed field hump
Leaning foreward over the stearing wheel sat on his lap ~~
Do you know how loverly and bouncy those seats are ~~ clio Xx

Is it just me or is that image just so sexy? Those farming lads must get a lot of fun.
Quote by bigDewi69
On the Manchester to Portsmouth Virgin service to start a weekend of opulence and debauchery. Did it in the loo as the compartment was slightly too busy. Don't know how we managed it with the smell though.

Yeah you want to be careful not to repeat that too often. Pavlov and his dogs comes to mind. The smell of stale pee might become worryingly attractive to you after a while!
Those virgin trains don't have that many loos.... how long was the queue when you two came out ?
As for me, I have to confess that I've yet to have sex in anyway remotely interesting, or maybe the sex was so good the surroundings just faded out (that's my story and I'll stick to it). The best I can come up with is in the bath once.... and not just with myself either!
Quote by imelda57
rolleyes I would really like to know where all the guys are with 8
inches plus. sad I know they are out there somewhere, I have have approx 18 replies to my add and the guys seem to have their own ideas about "Well Endowed.
Still Waiting Guys!!

Can you post your ad number please?
Just for reference you understand.
Extraordinary things come to those who go to extraordinary lengths to get them, are extraordinarily patient or who get extraordinarily lucky. Sounds like your relying on the later.
Ordinary things are much easier to come by, yet can be more fulfilling when fully explored and appreciated. Here a fixation becomes a barrier to this vogage of discovery and imprisons you in a two-dimensional world or in fact, one dimensional - since only length appears to matter ;)
Quote by bouncyx
Not a line anyone has ever used on me in Tesco, and I work there!

So when the checkout person offer me a hand with my packing, they just mean my shopping??? :shock:
Yeah, those are two I received.
Taking up the suggestion to report as much as possible, I do... but this particular one is hard to nail because you get the 'reply' quite a while after you've seen the ad, and probably the original email address was hidden.
'successful site attracts the spammers'.... agreed, that was the point of my title to this thread.
Mainly posted it as a warning to others not to take these stupid spams seriously, as I too once wasted brainpower on composing a reply!
Seems that some pay site or other is rattled... I recently had a couple of well crafted but obviously bogus 'replies' from the couples ads in the form of a long moan about how ineffective a free site is and how sheer honey and nectar exists if only I'd subscribe to a pay site.
The trade mark of these type of replies is that they come from a mail account specifically set up for the purpose and then locked down with an 'auto reply' once the spam has been dispatched.
I dare say others have had similar?
Quote by bluexxx
... In the living room was a huge painting of a naked man... complete with raging hard on :shock:
...
Pride of place in the living room though..... :shock:
I assumed that he takes it down when his mother in law comes to tea :shock: :shock: :shock:

lol :lol:
Perhaps not, he might have wanted to scare her away or advertise what she was missing confused
One wonders how much artistic licence his wife took! I mean, those ads that ask for a cock shot, would any one really believe it if they received a photo of 'a painting my wife did' ?!!
1. Lancashire Cheese, melted and bubbly but without burning the crust of the toast... anyone able to manage this??
2. Honey. Thick slice of proper bread is best.
3. Heinz Beans .... well done and nicely soaked in.
Quote by Libra-Love
then begins the road to recovery and re-discovery with you as the Captain of the voyage.
Over-whelming and exciting with every other emotion imaginable thrown in for flavour.
Enjoy :P

...and in the words of ...
now is a ship
which captain am
sailing out of sleep
steering for dream
Quote by manofmuchfun
So come on who wants a plumber ? normal rates apply tho ! specialist in washing machines,dishwashers......an jaccuzis ! .......

There's such a thing as a normal rate for a plumber??? They've always seemed pretty much abnormal to me ;)
Anyone remember 'the golden shot' ?
"bernie the bolt"...
....left a bit, right a bit....
lol
You're right "she" was on the ads earlier, someone kindly reported it and it was removed.
Doubtless it'll be back again in some other guise.
Premium rate numbers - a modern way to transfer money from the gullible to the greedy.
Thrust is a new one for me, though now you've planted the seed!
Country, well I guess I must be fixated there 'cos that one always gets me.
Titillation is just too obvious to miss.
Best and Breast - not helped by the old slogan.
and that staple of '70s cuisine.... Coq Au Vin.
Quote by bluexxx
Hellooooooooooooooo, as long as your fuck buddy isn't Snoopy, you'll be fine....

That's unusually narrow minded of you blue ;) ... and I thought you were into dogging!
Welcome CharlieB, and Snoopy to if he's there!
Quote by sheffieldfun4two
I have no idea what I'll say to him when I next see him!

How about "Seen any good shows lately?" lol
Quote by neilinleeds
i always drag out the great grandad for paddies day

It's the great grandma with me....
.... happy st pat's, one and all.
Quote by herts_21
how comes?

A case of too good to be true usually is.
Of course, checking IP addresses won't help if it's a first time prankster.
I wait eagerly to here the next installment from this lovely lady of so many dreams.
Quote by Calista
Try this nifty avatar sizer, made by one of our very own smile Perfectly safe and easy to use :)

I note this from the Help instructions...
"Avatar Sizer may even make some Avatars look better than the original image. "
Just the feature I need.
Quote by Libra-Love
I'll pass on this one thanks.
Have had my fair share of morons confused

You not getting off that easily surely? surprised All that experience makes you prime moron adopter material. They've given you so much, now it's time to give back. lol