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Master of Sex
Quote by Sarah1448
oh well some you win some you loose.
I'm ruled out:-
1. not in NW
2. not free 2nd
3. not got good figure:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Now where are all those single women he wants????
Don't get despondent Sarah1448, I have a feeling that come July 2nd, Iwant2makeucum will be happy to ferry you and a friend by taxi from timbuktu on the date of your choosing. Besides good figures are a matter of taste are they not?
Now, where's the way to the queue of women for flabby chops and man-breasts ???
Master of Sex
Quote by yksbi2k5
Remember huskys were initially bred to pull sleds through the snow, and even todays domesticated ones still have that propensity towards needing exercise to be happy.
Also, I've heard that they don't get on too well with the warmer weather that we get (it's all relative). Handsome dogs though.
Persuade Col to migrate with you to Alsaka and then you'll have to get a whole team of them.
Master of Sex
As one of the more trivial contributors to the site and relatively new, I am certainly not going to get on a soap box about this issue. I'm glad to see it's being aired though, the recent 'lock happy' days seem to have prompted a review point. Here's my splurge, take it or leave it.
I hope that the hard-pressed mods might start to consider a 'lock' as a extreme action for extreme circumstances. We often hear the phrase 'would you behave like in a pub/face-to-face. I don't know what the real-world equivalent is to locking a thread, because in real-life someone would probably tap you on the shoulder to continue the conversation, perhaps to retract, perhaps to ask for explanation or perhaps to give you a further piece of their mind. You don't know which in advance, that makes things more exciting.
I use another phpBB forum regularly. I'm not sure that the mods even know what 'lock' does, I've certainly never seen them use it. Complete drivel - from kids or equivalent mental age adults - gets deleted. Conversations that start to get out of hand get specifically commented on and peoples behaviour moderates (the intended role of the 'moderator' unsurprisingly). Boring or off the wall threads, like all others, have their moment and then scroll off the page. People are usually happy to respond to the same old questions by finding the old threads helping the newbies to discover the joy of search, even updating and giving their own take on the subject, it gives the old hands and not-so old a chance to show the newbies how nice we all are. Sometimes saying 'search on xxx and yyy' is quite enough of course. ;)
It's true that one or two trolls can wreck a forum given a chance. Somehow SH seems to be able to deal with those without locking, usually by the standard practice of just hijacking the thread for the purpose of other members amusement, and why not?
If diverse interests within one forum can somehow be segregated - into two or more forums - then perhaps this will help those who have specific interests such as only wanting to read sex related or personal specific threads I'm talking to one of NeilInLeeds points here). Maybe we need a 'pub' forum as well as a 'cafe' ?
Anyhow, I'm not one to knock anyone for their good work, done for the love of it. SH is unique so far as I know and a beacon of liberation in a sea of rip-off merchants and con-artists, thanks largely to the efforts of the management. I just want to reinforce the point made already that 'the community is your friend' and will ease a mod's burden considerably given the chance; trust is the antidote to 'power corrupts'.
I hope that the hard-pressed mods might start to consider a 'lock' as a extreme action for extreme circumstances. We often hear the phrase 'would you behave like in a pub/face-to-face. I don't know what the real-world equivalent is to locking a thread, because in real-life someone would probably tap you on the shoulder to continue the conversation, perhaps to retract, perhaps to ask for explanation or perhaps to give you a further piece of their mind. You don't know which in advance, that makes things more exciting.
I use another phpBB forum regularly. I'm not sure that the mods even know what 'lock' does, I've certainly never seen them use it. Complete drivel - from kids or equivalent mental age adults - gets deleted. Conversations that start to get out of hand get specifically commented on and peoples behaviour moderates (the intended role of the 'moderator' unsurprisingly). Boring or off the wall threads, like all others, have their moment and then scroll off the page. People are usually happy to respond to the same old questions by finding the old threads helping the newbies to discover the joy of search, even updating and giving their own take on the subject, it gives the old hands and not-so old a chance to show the newbies how nice we all are. Sometimes saying 'search on xxx and yyy' is quite enough of course. ;)
It's true that one or two trolls can wreck a forum given a chance. Somehow SH seems to be able to deal with those without locking, usually by the standard practice of just hijacking the thread for the purpose of other members amusement, and why not?
If diverse interests within one forum can somehow be segregated - into two or more forums - then perhaps this will help those who have specific interests such as only wanting to read sex related or personal specific threads I'm talking to one of NeilInLeeds points here). Maybe we need a 'pub' forum as well as a 'cafe' ?
Anyhow, I'm not one to knock anyone for their good work, done for the love of it. SH is unique so far as I know and a beacon of liberation in a sea of rip-off merchants and con-artists, thanks largely to the efforts of the management. I just want to reinforce the point made already that 'the community is your friend' and will ease a mod's burden considerably given the chance; trust is the antidote to 'power corrupts'.
Master of Sex
Quote by Thomas
Oh and if your French is good enough try and (they have English sections bust most of the ads are in French).
Thomas x
An interesting way to improve one's French.
Oh look, one of the sites has a special forum for verified people ;) ....
Le coin des certifiés
Forum dédié aux seuls certifiés! Si vous êtes certifiés et que vous souhaitez avoir accès à ce forum, mailez nous pour qu'on vous rajoute à la liste des ayants-droits!
Translation services available
Master of Sex
Quote by Horous
Not at all, otherwise I'd never get to have a chocolate, they are all that's left when I get offered a go.
I'm with the 'no' camp but this is a good point, except for the other point someone mentioned - it's difficult to tell the coffee revels from the others.
Anyone remember revels before coffee flavour? I'm sure it's a recent innovation along with the even more recent raisin revel. Or have I imagined all this, my years of revel-eating now all a blur.
Edit: Just noticed Chardonnay's post.... so the raisin replaced the peanut ? What were they thinking??
Master of Sex
Quote by Ice Pie
Ooh, send it to me. I love beating them at their own game.
Are you one of those scambaiters?
I love this one...
:rotflmao:Reminds me of a similar one that was even slightly better - the scambaiter claimed that he even got the 419er to send him a (small) amount of cash....turning the tables well and truely. I recall that in this case the fictional churchman went 'on the run' having 'stolen' the church funds that he had supposedly been arranging for the 419er - it made for a great read.
Master of Sex
Quote by bigDewi69
How far you come all depends on how strong it is. A few tips are to thrust your hips and pelvis forward when you do, that'll force it further. Don't come for a few days before hand, that'll build up the volume. Do the start and stop....
This is an olympic sport right.... ?
Good tip from Tania and Okcy re porno expectations..... if the average is around a teaspoon or two (see elsewhere, I read it somewhere), then half a pint would be off the chart statistically, and way beyond the reach of mere mortals - even with the best training advice. Or is anyone going to lay claim?
I've got a sweet tooth so presumably I'm ok tastewise usually... but just in case, is tinned or fresh pineapple preferred?
Master of Sex
Quote by bigDewi69
Ooh, send it to me. I love beating them at their own game.
Sorry Dewi I junked the mail already. Never mind, I'm sure they'll be a few more in circulation.
There are some amusing stories of 'fight-back' string-a-long sagas out there. There's a whole website with them - including supposed self-pictures from the scammed scammers. Anyone thinking of doing similar needs to know what they're dealing with and exercise due caution not to give away any vital personal information. The scammers are dangerous criminals.
Master of Sex
Actually, I doubt this is new to Swinging Heaven but it's the first one I've had or can recall hearing of one here, so this note might save someone a lot of bother. The following was reply to my ad in m for f - Desmond (the author's pseudonym) getting us single men a bad name by not reading the ad or even the category ;)
If you get similar do NOT reply. This particularly nasty scam is known as '419 advanced fee fraud' after the US law against it. and elsewhere on the net.
If you get similar do NOT reply. This particularly nasty scam is known as '419 advanced fee fraud' after the US law against it. and elsewhere on the net.
Quote by A Fraudster
TEL;
HELLO ,
I AM DESMOND WILLIAMS, 27 YEARS OLD,MY FATHER OWNS A LIMITED OF COCOA AND GOLD
BUSINESS IN REPUBLIQUE DU CONGO. AFTER HIS TRIP TO COTE DIVOIRE TO NEGOTIATE ON
COCOA AND GOLD BUSINESS HE WANTED TO INVEST IN ABROAD.
ONE WEEK HE CAME BACK FROM HIS TRIP TO ABIDJAN HE HAD A MOTOR ACCIDENT WITH MY
SISTER WHICH MY SISTE DIED INSTANTLY BUT MY FATHER DIED AFTER FIVE DAYS IN A
PRIVATE HOSPITAL IN MY COUNTRY. IT WAS LIKE MY FATHER KNEW HE WAS GOING TO DIE
MAY HIS GENTLE SOUL REST IN PREFECT PEACE.
HE DISCLOSED TO ME AND MY MOTHER THAT HE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF (USD $
10,500,000)INTO A BANK IN ABIDJAN THAT THE MONEY WAS MEANT FOR HIS COCOA AND
GOLD BUSINESS HE WANTED TO ESTABLISH IN ABROAD.I AM SOLICITING FOR YOUR HELP
TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR INVESTMENT.
REGARDS.
FROM: DESMOND AND MOTHER
Master of Sex
Quote by Melanie_H
...but did George also speak Italiano? Questo thread è per tutti quanti vogliono praticare la lingua del Dante o forse impararne qualcosa.
Your pics are muchnicer than Georges (well, he didn't have any) and you'd remind Dante of Beatrice, I'm sure.
I do wonder about all this italian appearing on the forum since George was shown the door.
Master of Sex
George should get points for trying though, his technique based I guess on the idea of a self-fulfilling prophecy. Built it and they will cum. It would be nice to think it could work, wouldn't it? I mean putting aside all thought of the dangers of inviting a random group of likely weirdos off the internet into your home on the basis of one reply to your first post, and no other filtering other than making sure that enough of them claimed to be female. I mean I get lonely too.... if only nice people did believe this sort of thread, likewise trusting in me (a complete weirdo stranger to them) and then started replying within 30 minutes.... abracadabra instant party.... all that's missing is the pumpkin and my ballgown.
Oh well, back to reality.... there's no party here. Time to turn in.
Oh well, back to reality.... there's no party here. Time to turn in.
Master of Sex
Quote by veejay2
First we had the "Dont drink and drive" ads. Now we'll need the "Dont wank and drive" campaign.
Given the increasing sophistication of police mobile camera (pan and zoom), it could make for an interesting court case.
'and moving your honour to exhibit A...'
Master of Sex
Quote by Scandal
[Has anyone had the phone call: "Your number is on my girlfriends phone, I know who you are and I'm gonna fuckin kill you" ?
No not that one. Instead I've had the text message reply.... 'Who are you' from a liaison's mobile. And no, she hadn't forgotten already! :shock:
Master of Sex
Quote by ockysweeties
:shock: :shock: My gyno told me that chocolate can cause thrush :shock: :shock:
keep yer twix bars away from me!!!!
That would apply to anything with sugars in. Which covers all of the suggestions in this thread I would think. Used externally I guess the product can be washed off before the organisms start feeding off it.
Master of Sex
Quote by PoloLady
I think...
I mildly take offence to your comment...
I think ukkeith was referring to the ads rather than PMs etc. Most of us understand that effectively PL and other popular ladies have to manage a pile of spam, within which perhaps lie a few reasonable and deserving communications, which the recipient may or may not be lucky enough to spot. Now I know the use of announcing your PM on the forum!
No one is obliged to respond to a communication. Otherwise we'd all be writing thank you letters to all those kind offers of insurance, loans and other cr*p that come through the door. What's the difference between a random stranger offering mutual satisfaction and any other piece of junk mail. Humorous answers only please!
The ads are frustrating but I think we all know how they work. Avoidance is a simple cure.
