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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
Straight Female, 52
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Master of Sex
I can only say that it does sound like a blockage, and I know you said you've checked everything. My dyson (an older model) lost suction, I unblocked it once and it improved. Then it got bad again and I found another bit I hadn't checked and that was also blocked. Cleared that and now it's fine.
The overheating could be explained by a blockage too.
The other thing is the filter. You have to wash it as per instructions, but only once every six months if it's the same as the one I use. So that shouldn't be your problem.
Check again ? After that then I'd get the shop to do likewise and yes if they can't help, I think you'd be entitled to either money back or try a replacement if you're prepared to do that.
The overheating could be explained by a blockage too.
The other thing is the filter. You have to wash it as per instructions, but only once every six months if it's the same as the one I use. So that shouldn't be your problem.
Check again ? After that then I'd get the shop to do likewise and yes if they can't help, I think you'd be entitled to either money back or try a replacement if you're prepared to do that.
Master of Sex
I know the ads that you mean but most are so obvious that you learn to ignore them after a while. Another symptom is a location of 'UK wide' and text along the lines of 'everyman's fantasy, anywhere, anyone, anytime, anyhow'.
Some are a little more subtle but still have to appeal to a very wide audience of potential suckers in order to find the few that actually bite.
Some are a little more subtle but still have to appeal to a very wide audience of potential suckers in order to find the few that actually bite.
Master of Sex
Not sure if this is the sort of dark you mean but this one come's to my mind first...
Another vote for Placebo though I'm not sure that 'sucker love is known to swing' has the same meaning as might be taken on here ( ).
Whilst deviating on to the subject of spurious swinging references, a couple from the White Stripes come to mind...
'bobby doesn't mind, he don't consider it cheating'
and 'I can learn' - '...in lonely days long ago / i saw lovers put on a show...'
Another vote for Placebo though I'm not sure that 'sucker love is known to swing' has the same meaning as might be taken on here ( ).
Whilst deviating on to the subject of spurious swinging references, a couple from the White Stripes come to mind...
'bobby doesn't mind, he don't consider it cheating'
and 'I can learn' - '...in lonely days long ago / i saw lovers put on a show...'
Master of Sex
Quote by SXBOY
well, can beat the lot of you :P
4 engines (equivalent 40,000 bhp each), 18 wheels, loud, and travels at mach :twisted:
any want a ride :P
well, i only play with it, don't actually own it though
EARTH MOVING MACHINERY ?
At mach ?? ;)
Check out another one of Colt23's recent posts or his/her profile for another clue!
Lot more space that a Porsche too.
Master of Sex
Quote by roger743
There are approximately 12 women for every man on this earth.
That's the fantasy world I want to live in too. ;) According to the girl-boy ratio is closer to 100:101.
You've dashed my hopes. I was going to ask where my 12 women have been hiding.
On second thoughts, is plenty for most of us.
Master of Sex
Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
well im buzzing like you wouldnt believe. i got my soulmate back after 3 and a half years.
Nice to read good news. I hope it works out.
I'm not sure it would be appropriate as a soulmate's theme tune but showing my age, you just reminded me of the old Stranglers' number of the same name and general topic(peaches not julia!). Sure gets my vote as the sexiest fruit.
Master of Sex
Quote by jack_daniels72
Obviously i'll clear cookies, Internet History and Temp Files from the TOOLS-OPTIONS menu but what else needs to be done ?
While you're at it, clear auto-complete items (forms and passwords) as well.... under the 'content' tab of the same menu.
Personal firewalls might leave tracks too, in logs or 'allow' lists..
Master of Sex
Quote by kazswallows
Why not use the real thing
Ejaculate in a cup or durex, then sprinkle it on her, take the piccie and bobs ure uncle
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Better still? Save it in a old jam jar and top it up with your efforts over a week or so and there you have it.... instant bukkake party. Use a syringe maybe to simulate your streaming and now super-charged love hose.
Whilst harvesting your juice, store it in the fridge to prevent noxious niffs. Don't confuse it with egg white.
Master of Sex
Quote by bigDewi69
Being single I missed having someone to wake up to in the morning and cuddle to sleep at night. I missed having someone show me affection and being able to kiss that person.
Being in a relationship I miss being able to do my own thing at any time, not having to worry about keeping the other person happy or occupied and missing out on the potential opportunities with the opposite sex.
All of the above (apart from the single bit). :cry:
Master of Sex
Quote by seagull69
...I find it strange that it is accepatable for women to be bi in the swingers world but not guys. Whats that all about
Isn't it just a perception created by the ratio of men:women and hetero:bi:gay on the forum?
I find this a strange post because if there's one thing that seems to help your chances as a man it's having an edge - something different to stand out from the herd - whether that's being bi, having an extraordinarily large or small dick, originating from the planet zog or whatever! Most of us can't change dick size or planet of origin, whereas changing a decision not to explore the bi-side (in order to get more of the str8) is an option that some might consider, and do - going by some of the posts I read on here from time to time. Trying to modify one's personality is another much harder route.
baaaa.... better rejoin the flock. ;)
Master of Sex
Quote by ChairmanMiaow
This sounds like rubbish - the 0709 part of it definitely is.
I have an 0709 number from yac - if you send a fax to it I receive it via email.
It costs about 35 pence a minute - not £60
Anyone who needs confirmation of this - visit
I have had a couple of the 'prize winning' calls answered by voicemail on my work number. I never heard of such a reverse charge capability before though.
Master of Sex
Quote by Shikukai
Anyway makes me think it could?? have been a newer member of the site that doesnt know Lou as well as some of us and hasnt bothered going through all her previous posts and seen her name, as I just did
This theory still leaves the fundamental question of how that person came by an ex-directory phone number that has never been posted here or, I assume, elsewhere.
If the number has indeed never been posted then that leaves only the quite likely possibility suggested by HornyRed - that someone recognised Lou and/or Col from the site and knows them well enough to get the home phone number somehow.
Perhaps someone who knows Lou well enough to have obtained the number surreptiously (given that Lou has already said the number is private to immediate family). One simple method would be to look up the number on Lou or Col's mobile phone whilst it was unattended or whilst 'trying it out'.
Slightly more far fetched, unless a friend works for a phone company - someone who knows first and last name of whoever the phone is registered in AND is able to illegally obtain the number from the company's database.
Given that the person must, on the evidence, be known to one or both of Bailifs, what was their motive? A cheap, nasty thrill at Lou's expense or to sound her out for susceptibility to the 'temptation' of meeting a single man on her lonesome?
I think Lou will need to consider going on anonymous reject as has been suggested. It helped me once get rid of nuisance 'silent' calls, but I had to pay. Worth trying to get it for free but I am not sure that the phone service provider will be much help unless the perpetrator persists beyond what he has done so far.
