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blueis
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Seriously though, I saw a headline in the Sunday Times saying that medics aren't taking Bird Flu seriously enough. You might say they've got their heads in the sand.
Long shot but I'll bump anyway, maybe someone has been let down! I'll be online for the next few minutes if you want to pm.
Quote by Devon1
Quaaaaaaaaaack
Quack quack
quack
Quaaack biggrin

Shouldn't that be...
"Quaaaaaaaaaack
Quack quack
cough....cough... croak." ?
Quote by deancannock
...outbreak of Bird Flu...

I thought you were going to tell us you'd been couped up all day and were feeling foul.
Find another good looking couple and send them to one of the meets instead. lol
Some might think this off form but if it's ok for chocolate manufacturers to 'substitute alternatives of a similar quality', why not swingers ?
Good luck with your dilemma! I still think the group session idea was the best.
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Who? confused

the White Stripes biggrin
Indeed, and excellent they were too. I was curious to know if anyone else off here had (or will have) seen them on the current tour.
Quote by bluexxx
I do believe that Sunday is the 13th

Thanks blue. Unlucky for some, so far too.
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Decs should be taken down on 5th Jan and the Feast of Epiphany begins on 6th.

Thanks T-J.
No wonder I've been having such bad luck, taking deccies down a day late every year! Maybe 2006 will be a new beginning. wink
Quote by onlyme1981
Christmas should not be mentioned until at least 1st December :!:

...and only then to agree that it's too early for the deccies to come out! As with many pleasures, anticipation is often the better part.
Re Christmas finishing on Christmas day, Christmas has 12 days, they start on Dec 25th and end on Epiphany on Jan 6th when the deccies come down (I make that 13 days so I've got something wrong, maybe someone can explain.)
Anyone around Manchester city centre tomorrow evening (Sunday) fancy meeting socially? Me, male, youthful middle aged and straight. You, someone or a couple off here who's done more than a couple of posts and has been around a few weeks at least!
I don't think clubs are up to much on Sunday evenings especially if you're a bloke on his own but if you know better feel free to suggest.
Either way, drop me a PM.
Meanwhile, I'd better check out the cinema listings!
I'm at a loose end in Manchester this Sunday but I'll stay loose if it Xan's is the only choice, based on what's been said here. Doesn't sound much fun either as a lap dancing venue or a swingers' club. Hope it improves as it's got a good location.
Quote by the_Laird
5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Arrrghhhh, I'm going there in March next year.... will I ever come back???
Yes......
but you might never cum again confused
He won't if he gives head like that, that's for sure.
Quote by northwest-cpl
xanados is goin down hill , we would love to go to liasions or partners but dont drive n taxi from manchester to where we are is costly,

Try Liaisons on a Sunday afternoon. You can get there and back while public transport is still running and have more fun than you can shake a stick at. wink
I notice that's couples only or so it seems from Liaison website (Sunday afternoon that is).
Quote by Mainvien
Is it safe to meet up with people on here, got some very wied replies to my ad so removed it just while I feel confident

Safer than pulling a stranger in a night club. At least this way you get to vet the wierd replies first and there'd be a stack of evidence on your PC for the police to compile likely suspects if the worst happenned. Which hopefully psycho's out there will be put off by.
Seriously, follow the same advice that applies when arranging to meet anyone you don't know - off this site, answering a lonely hearts ad or otherwise. Trusting your instincts, telling someone where you are going & when to expect you back, not accepting a lift there or back, meeting in a public place, watching your drink etc.
Can a virus 'wait' in a router and the infect your PCs ?
The simple answer is 'no'. Only another computer could be programmed to do that.
Your PCs aren't visible to each other but are connected to the same router?
Maybe they aren't visible in My Network Places but it might still be possible to communicate between them, if it is indeed a virus that is causing your problems.
That's all I can say.
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you see when i had me first kid at 10 and half

:shock:
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pounds..

phew. lol
Quote by myked
I have the same deal, I can't step on them. Just cant otherwise something bad will happen, like explosions or something.

Are you sure you're not thinking of landmines ?
I remember that if I stepped on a line in the pavement I'd get eaten by a bear round the next corner, according to my dad. Still trying to figure out what a 3 way grid actually is.
Quote by Vix
I agree.
there are some who's names are too similar to, say, bluexx or Mal, for example.

I wonder who you could be talking about ? redface
Maybe names should be approved by Sarge to avoid this sort of impersonation.
Not that I could ever be confused with bluexxx ; I'm a lot less interesting and my dick is much smaller than any of hers too, I'm sure. wink
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When I advertised ....I met someone who lived LITERALLY round the corner from me. .... I met another guy who lived just down the road, and another who managed the garage about 5 minutes walk from my home.....I met someone who I started school with, and who now lives in the same village.
Cool or what lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You'll never be short of a cup of sugar, that's for sure.
:lol:
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I have spotted a couple that I know in 'real life' in the ads section but wouldn't dream of telling them as it would only make them feel awkward.

I once spotted a colleague whom I was working with at the time. She made the mistake of posting a link to her vanilla profile on another site. I thought of dropping her a warning note but fortunately she realised her gaff as the link was dropped from her ad shortly afterwards. She may wonder about the added twinkle in my eye next time we work together but I shan't be saying anything. I didn't fit her target requirements in any case.
I guess T & K's neighbour got carried away by the thrill of it all, so to speak.
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mr. filth, big enough that you couldnt get them all in your mouth!!

...but who knows how big mr. filth's mouth is ? wink
C'mon people! The man has a need. Have you no empathy?
Chris, I suggest you've come to the wrong place. We're all amateurs here and guarenteed supplies are not on offer as you may be noticing. A subtle and very labourious approach is required (I've heard it called 'getting to know people'). For professional help, try googling on 'basingstoke escort' and ignore any sites where the escort's first name is Ford.
Good luck and if it makes you feel any better, you're ahead of me. Keep your pecker up (or maybe not, could get even more frustrating). wink
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But have to ask what is a B&W photo?

Black & White. As in before colour. Now used for arty photos only.
Quote by Marcuso
I'd have to try to come up with a halloween costume that I could incorporate them into eh?
Anyone got any ideas how I could twin these up with a halloween costume?

All suggestions very gratefully received

Simple... a red top, red stillettos and a pair of red horns...
... oh and the trident of course.
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Had a brief shower and had to rush out and get the washing in lol

you shower just to go get the washing in? :shock:
or.... had you just forgotten your change of clothes to put on afterwards ?
You might want to include your ad number and I'm sure more successful members of this forum will review it for you.
I buy the occasional lottery ticket but have yet to win the jackpot. Am I going wrong somewhere? If you're a single male then it's a bit like that... more qualified advice not withstanding. Best to work out what distinguishes you from the crowd and play that up. If you're Joe Average then the odds are against you.
Like you I can't resist checking the ads but meeting people at clubs or, once you are known on here, SH events, seems by far a better way. At a stroke you eliminate timewasters, spammers, scammers, dreamers, impersonators and the hoards of other desperados who spend all day putting up or replying to ads.