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11 Nov 2004

Quote by northwest-cpl
I was hoping for a nice quiet cuddle on the sofa cos Ian is off for the afternoon.
When Ian came in he grabbed a pair of my warm knickers out the tumble drier. Rubbed them on his crotch and says......
"Will you wank me off" :shock:
Now Ian doesn't see anything wrong with that and proceeded to top it off with the words.....
"But I have a days worth of sperm you can have"
Can someone explain to him what romance is please
Dawn :silly:

You have the answer yourself Dawn....he didn't say please. wink

don't you mean, 'please, darling'
true romantic x

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11 Nov 2004

Quote by hisNher_82_manchester
hiya all
does anyone know where is doin xmas day dinner in manchester or around.
both mine and david mums our going away for xmas leavein me to cook for 3 man ! :cry:
claire

have the pair of them have had enough cooking for you two? :P wink

there's two of you to do the dinner and two for the washing up.... perfect.
seriously getting a bit late for a booking i would have thought, hopefully i'll be proved wrong. you might want to try The Beeches in standish, if you're that end of manchester.

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11 Nov 2004

Quote by PoloLady
Have you tried getting her to mount you facing your feet (good position for the rocking hips) or (when facing forwards) squat instead of straddle, all she need do is bounce then and you achieve full penetration. But as previously mentioned - if she leans forward whilst straddled over you - that works well also.
I can think of a few more but they are too difficult to explain in text. I might be willing to demonstrate a few of them to anyone who is interested

hush..... is that the sound of a single male PM's winging their hopeful way to pololady's inbox ??
mine's coming soon. purely for educational purposes you understand.

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11 Nov 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Quick - Call the police.!!! Someone's nicked half your avatar!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I blame Neilinleeds!! :? :? :? :?

either that or someone's given just a little too much head.

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11 Nov 2004

Quote by roger743
Hmmm... I wonder if we'll be seeing a post like this in Let's Meet Up?

Hi, fit guy, mid-30s, tattoos, big dick, very famous, looking for NS fun

And I wonder how many Robbie Williams' the Mods will have to remove from the photo ads? :shock:
assuming instead, the genuine RW posting...
i wonder if, as a single guy first-poster, he'd be referred to your guide for single men. :grin:

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11 Nov 2004

Quote by zootle
I recon those messages were from another fella thinking he was chatting to the blonde.
You should have asked some sort of question which would have identified the sender.

yeah, i reckon you're right -even though 'he' carried on chatting after i called him stephanie (his moby id was 'Stevie D').... (as in Stevie Nicks vs Stevie Wonder).

Quote by MikeNorth
Okay - missed your link to the bluejack website, which I've now taken a look at. But its uses still seem pretty limited - was that the first time you've used it?.
Mike.

First time anyone messaged 'me'. Uses are limited, the technology is really just intended to pass contact details between phones of consenting users.

Quote by cu3b4ll
As I understand Bluejacking if you were getting the messages then someone else wouldn't have been, so I'd presume they were meant for you? :shock:

Well maybe... - of course you don't know who you're messaging usually - phone bluetooth id's can be fairly anonymous and if there's more than one within range (10 metres or so) you have no way of knowing which mobile a message came from. So, unless someone's mobile is called 'jane' and they're wearing a big badge saying 'i am jane', sending you messages ''...from jane' it's all a bit random. I suppose that's the point.

Quote by bluexxx
Maybe I'm being naive but why did you not just ask her where she was sitting then you could have gone to have a look? :shock:

never got round to sending that one. the simplest solution to my dilemma would have been the question 'r u m or f' :doh: guess with too much focus on furtive key presses i wasn't thinking on my feet very well!

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11 Nov 2004

Hello there team sexy, something happenned on train and i would appreciate your opinion.... hence the poll
Had my first incoming bluejack tonight (search the forum if you don't recall what this is or see ). the question is was it the good looking blonde or the desparate looking baldy bloke i.e. my doppleganger - so no offence meant if you're reading this! ;) I have a theory about the likelihood of encountering a female via this medium but let me know your thoughts on reading the sample messages below....
the scenario is as follows, late night virgin train home from down south. few people in the carriage. all those near me dozing or snoring. nice blonde girl from further down the carriage goes the toilet and returns. incoming message... saying hello. i send a polite reply.
she's returned to her seat but i notice she stands up phone in hand and looks up and down the carriage. hmmm. ... suspicious, or is it just my eternal optimism (as opposed to non-eternal youth)? Ok, 1 point for the blonde, in my book.
next message which i didn't read in full till later 'u have a lurvely arse X' ... ok bit of a give away and mine hadn't been on display either , the following invitation to *69* 'you know you want to' :shock: seems distinctly 'single guy stereotype', though the suggestion of a walk to the buffet was at least more in tune with the surroundings. I didn't take up either offer as i was feeling shy redface

towards the end as message comes in 'at least smile' - ha ha. well i certainly didn't but the joke is that chappie was i imagined looking furtively towards blondie at this point.... ah well! that's two blokes disappointed and one woman oblivious!
finally the sign-off was a bit girly 'it's been a giggle'.
anyway my mystery messenger sent over a mobile no.... should i ring it to satisfy my curiousity?? unfortunately that is a rhetorical question, 'cos of all the messages i saved, this was one that i accidentally deleted banghead

one of my messages included the SH website... perhaps someone will read this and own up!
in conclusion, an interesting diversion but i think people who dare to engage fellow passengers in actual conversation probably have more success. one advantage being that you at least know who's rejecting you... :P now, if only i dared take my own advice!

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8 Nov 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
:crazy:
:P Dado rail? In the bathroom? Why? Are the guests gonna knock the backs of their chairs into the walls in there?

:idea: So that's what a dado rail is for. smile

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8 Nov 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
err.... did anyone get a lower score than me?? please say yes! :? :?

No, but it looks like I'm in second place to you.
You scored 115
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(under 160)
Yawn. Sorry. You're totally sane. You're not even anally retentive. You might as well get married, buy a house and settle into your banality right now, you boring bastard. Oh look - you already haveâ€¦.

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8 Nov 2004

Hardly an objective piece of journalism, quoting a neighbours view of the guy's tan ffs. lol.
Still if he is running the club from a home, then surely he can't be too surprised? That seems to be the real issue. People would be equally p'd off if he was running some other business with lots of traffic... only the papers might not be so interested, don't you think?
Perhaps he thought he was onto a way to subsidise buying a nice house, but it just hasn't worked out. He should have gone upmarket and got somewhere more remote... like that Â£Ms mansion that bluexxx was dreaming about on here a couple of weeks back.

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8 Nov 2004

i had the same error message exactly the other day - again only on one of my accounts. it cleared after30 mins.
i assumed that it was do to with the 250mb upgrade but i'm not sure it was.

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3 Nov 2004

Thanks Heather for that new insight into M.E. sufferers.
As for my answer, wrapped in cling film or not, i ain't going near it. :shock: And if I need to clean mine, I'll use loo roll thanks. Nah - to me it's the anti-thesis of sensuality.
Not much of a poll - the answer most of us (seemingly) want isn't on the ballot paper. Bit like the upcoming UK general election I guess.

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1 Nov 2004

Quote by EnglishChris99
Did you actually shout 'ROAR' ????
Cos if you did that may have to be added to the list of stupid things you say when chasing burglers out of your house in your boxer shorts. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
"

you were lucky EC99... i had to confront my would car thieves in a loosely done up dressing gown. no time to put anything else on before striding down the drive to intercept them. fortunately this apparition scared them off... I wonder why :shock:

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1 Nov 2004

Quote by cu3b4ll
Does anyone else remember Raymond Baxter telling us all years ago on Tommorrows World - "In twenty years computers will be so advanced that we'll never have to work again!"

Bit like the atomic energy propaganda of the 50's that one. I think what he meant to say was '...computers will be so advanced that you'll all be out of work'.

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31 Oct 2004

Quote by SpiritedAway
... its always been clear to me that if I love someone that all boundaries and difficulties are surmountable and nothing has ever got in my way. However, the same can't be said of everyone and I think the difficulties we had just got on top of her to the point where she felt it was easier to give up.

Reminded by your statement of my own path, I would say to myself... you can't love for both of you. Difficulties are to be overcome together (and lessenned for that). The 'difficulty' of unrequited love cannot be overcome by the unrequited one loving more. And a one-sided love will eventually become a burden. By all means be sure and confirm that there has been no tragic misunderstanding but remember your own worth.
As i said, this is not advice. I can't even say for sure if these thoughts would have helped me make better choices.

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31 Oct 2004

Quote by mr&mrsdisco1
or you could install might help, :lol: :lol:

That program works fine for a while but opens up a major security hole allowing numerous hackers and viruses onto your system, and before you know it Husband 1.0 will need upgrading to Husband 2.0, a timeconsuming though sometimes worthwhile process. Of course as Husband is an MS product it is prone to Anti-Trust problems and can consume numerous resources for little apparent benefit, so many seek alternative operating systems.
If your committed to keeping Husband 1.0 installed, best keep to the advice on Hot Lingerie and Food.... remember 'honey catches the fly' even if it does make an awful mess of your computer.

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30 Oct 2004

Quote by zootle
i never saw the point of marbles
give me a space hopper any day
boing boing boing

I never could get the hang of space hoppers.
- something you sit on and bounce up and down.... how hard can it be wink

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29 Oct 2004

debbiewebs - It's a long time since my bum was last pinched but after such a confession of your bum-pinching tendancies, should i ever get to one of these munches, I will be most dis-chuffed if you don't pinch it. My bum's self esteem needs all the support it can get. I'm sure mine is not the only bum on this forum, now thinking 'will she, or won't she' smile

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28 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Wow!!!! He's got some guts doing that :shock: he's only up to :lol2: plus the cost of the date of course, not even half the cost

Look further in the same section of Ebay and you'll find a young man in Leeds will treat you to meal and Headingly pub crawl within the price of the bid... he's a bit more expensive mind you, probably more cost effective to go for the chap and take some sandwiches ;)
And for the lonely and especially gullible, there are ebay ads for email friends. They'll reply to your emails, remember your birthday (for a month) and even send you a text or two every week. lol

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27 Oct 2004

My symphathy - it annoys me to hear Liverpool put down too.
Instead of being wound up maybe you could feel sorry for those wishy-washy sassenach serfs, jealous of your national spirit. Unfortunately I am one of them but the scottish accent, in its many forms, is one of my favourites.

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27 Oct 2004

Quote by someone
In all seriousness though you need to have some sort of search criteria (regardless of how loose it may be).

a search criterion only helps if it reduces the replies you don't want at a much faster rate than the reduction in ones you would have wanted. so ifage is just a 'loose criterion' one might be better off keeping an open mind until the replies come in.
as i'm a nominal single man, i needn't worry about volume of replies....
it's been a day, and madonna still hasn't picked up on my ad. :cry:

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27 Oct 2004

Quote by Young-Gun
19 year old male looking for a mature ladie, for lots of fun. Bristol area.

There is a teacher looking for an immature male.... or was it 'inexperienced' ;) - in the ads women looking for men ads section. Try looking there.

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27 Oct 2004

Quote by Calista
but I can definitely see it ......
spooky occurences at SH towers

your cache has probably got a firm grip on warwick's balls.
like most others, i can't see them.

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27 Oct 2004

Quote by horny69
Sexy lady in sexy attire required for sexy fun in a cinema, you sit next to me and ill play with pussy then ill get down on my knees and lick you until you come all over my face, you fancy? :twisted: Tonight 27/10/04

you've forgotten to mention your sexy location for your sexy night out!
can anyone suggest suitable films (not necessarily current)... I'm sure this could be an entertaining thread if only my memory for film titles was up to the job!

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26 Oct 2004

Quote by tall_dark_n_havesome
...I have met a couple of ladies who responded to my ad...

...and what an ad it is - proven in the field to boot! hope you don't mind being my unpaid ghostwriter wink

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26 Oct 2004

Well I've heard of , I installed ... and now all I need is someone to call!
ps at the time i installed it the ability to call conventional phone numbers was 'in the pipeline'.... have things moved on since then?

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26 Oct 2004

you may want to send your condolences and thoughts in on the BBC website as well...

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26 Oct 2004

Quote by surreycouple2003
Just posting in a forum (in my opinion) does not make you a swinger.
Or does it???

i hope not, this is my 18th post and i haven't cum once...
... I may have made one or two groan though ;)

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26 Oct 2004

...but I can't - so
Happy Birthday!!

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26 Oct 2004

He was one of the most modest and influential of music broadcasters. I was still happy to find him on the radio even now, long after my teenage years when I would follow his show every night religiously.

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