it's a puzzle isn't it, with all your assets how come you haven't got laid already? how's your maths ? there are plenty of six packs out there, and even more than enough personalities to go round too i shouldn't be surprised.
you might want to seek out one or two articles stickied to the top of one of the forums, which will help you ease your way into the site. the ones on guidelines for single men...
meanwhile, you appear to have quite enough rope already rather than needing to be shown any more ;)
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blueis
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
Straight Female, 52
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Quote by manofmuchfun
I got that one as well, but for the life of me I never sent her anything, an I felt insulted cos my ad doesnt have cockshots, I was gonna reply but i thought better of it an didnt take the bait , bad enough not getting replies but this, well its a joke !
...yeah, I'm a bit slow and don't get enough emails! Once I'd got through the insulted phase I realised it was a scam.
Here is a message recently received by someone whose ad I replied to (I guess, though I can't recall!) . So bizzare, it is either from someone who has just got her BT ! account and thought everyone else on the internet was Prince Charming, or it's a clever spam from AdultFriendfinder or some such designed to make me feel totally worthless unless I stump up $XX per month for ladies who will take me seriously (lol, as if!!!)..... if it was genuine, which I doubt, then 'mandy' needs a good talking to!
My reply would have been along the lines, well mandy if i was the type to send an explicit pic unsolicited to a sensitive soul such as yourself, would I be the type to take a blind bit of notice of your email? And if I was not, why subject me to your uptight tirade! However, the account has mysteriously discontinued - there's a surprise.
So - anyone else encountered this piece of clever(ish) spam. I've convinced myself that is what it is - which means that there are even fewer genuine F4M ads that even I imagined. :cry:
blueis.
"Hello,
I have finally got round to replying to you.
Sorry for the delay but this is to let you know I have found someone.
I got very concerned about the emails sent to me, those I read were quite
disgusting and did not deserve an answer, lots of horrible cock pics .... we ladies don't
want cock pics they are yuk.
I actually contacted other ladies on the site to see what was happening to them.
They were all getting the rude messages as well. So, I did what they suggested and got myself on a site that would introduce me to real males. My messages went from 600 a day down to 20 but the quality was amazing. That's how I met my new man friend.
I am not saying that every man on the swing site is a waste of time and maybe
you are not but please understand that after reading 100's of junkie emails it makes you wonder !!!
There certainly are some very odd men and my guess, a lot of kids having fun.
If you are one of the normal chaps whose message I did not get round to looking at, then I'm sorry but you are mixed up with a lot of odd balls and I know most of the ladies think the same. If you must send a cock picture, show your face as well, that's
the first thing we look at ,, if it's just a cock it goes straight in the bin.
Anyway, thought I'd let you know
mandy"
My reply would have been along the lines, well mandy if i was the type to send an explicit pic unsolicited to a sensitive soul such as yourself, would I be the type to take a blind bit of notice of your email? And if I was not, why subject me to your uptight tirade! However, the account has mysteriously discontinued - there's a surprise.
So - anyone else encountered this piece of clever(ish) spam. I've convinced myself that is what it is - which means that there are even fewer genuine F4M ads that even I imagined. :cry:
blueis.
not been stood up exactly (not arranged enough meets!) ... but I have been stood down...
...arranged a meet for a drink (straight up, no sniggerring at the back!) with an indian princess and all eventually went according to plan. there she was exactly where we'd agreed to meet - Virgin Records @ Oxford St - and fitting her description. but !!!!
(has anyone else noticed how there often is a 'but' when fantasy collides with reality?) .... my dream date claimed not to know what or who i was talking about
.
i waited patiently at a polite distance. not for the real princess to turn up.... i was sure of that! but just to see my non-date wait a minute or two before walking off into the crowds, mobile phone switched off and never to be heard from again.
i wasn't offended just bemused (which soon turned to 'amused')... as i take my chances and live with the consequences. obviously i wasn't quite the vision of masculinity that she had conjured up from our conversations. well i do have a good telephone manner though i say so myself - too good in this instance. lol.
...arranged a meet for a drink (straight up, no sniggerring at the back!) with an indian princess and all eventually went according to plan. there she was exactly where we'd agreed to meet - Virgin Records @ Oxford St - and fitting her description. but !!!!
(has anyone else noticed how there often is a 'but' when fantasy collides with reality?) .... my dream date claimed not to know what or who i was talking about
.i waited patiently at a polite distance. not for the real princess to turn up.... i was sure of that! but just to see my non-date wait a minute or two before walking off into the crowds, mobile phone switched off and never to be heard from again.
i wasn't offended just bemused (which soon turned to 'amused')... as i take my chances and live with the consequences. obviously i wasn't quite the vision of masculinity that she had conjured up from our conversations. well i do have a good telephone manner though i say so myself - too good in this instance. lol.
Quote by lilacgem
Why don't you safety pin the corners of the duvet inside the bottom corners of the cover. All you gotta do then is shake it around a bit and Bingo.
Wow tune, I just tried your idea & it worked like a treat
Can't believe it was a man that came up with that idea, did you see it on a TV programme?? 
actually i use that idea without the pins (just hold the corners with your hands). maybe it works better for me 'cos i've got a long reach.
or you could just set up a rota here on S.H. ... i'm sure you'll have plenty of volunteers to assist you with duvet changing, not to mention duvet messing-up.
: ps i'm a man too :shock
there is the well tried and tested practical joke, popular in corporate circles where people tend to have the same mobile phone. swap round the switched off phones of a couple of colleagues whilst they're not looking and stand back in childish amusement as they disable each others PIN codes. an amusing diversion during breaks in tediously long 'workshops' and 'team building sessions'.
ok... maybe that isn't quite as funny as i thought... but hey, i'm a newbie, so i'm forgiven right....
....right ?
warning to anyone prone to SOHF*... this note is rated 39A as it contains a confession to midlife crisis type behaviour which is sometimes frowned on 
by those on the moral high ground.
i haven't found anything out myself but have had a 'who's that' reply to a text i once sent to my short-lived (not literally you understand) married lover. :shock:
sheepishly claimed a misdial (by text)... and made a sharp exit :arrow: so to speak.
*Sense of Humour Failure,
by those on the moral high ground. i haven't found anything out myself but have had a 'who's that' reply to a text i once sent to my short-lived (not literally you understand) married lover. :shock:
sheepishly claimed a misdial (by text)... and made a sharp exit :arrow: so to speak.
*Sense of Humour Failure,
Quote by foxylady 123
5days!!!! I get so annoyed and angry after 2days!!!
I also get the chocloate munchies, its the only way to cope!!!
So that's why i like chocolate so much. Starving for one thing and eating something else ;)
Re LC's last note...you give me hope as have certainly followed in your footsteps and now want to make up for lost time. Not thinking that's gonna happen here though - it was the 100 (men ) to 1 woman (or none) situation that deprived me of my confidence in the first place (not to mention, social skills!).
Quote by kazswallows
as for nicknames, mine origninally started with, would you beleive it, a tatoo i have on my stomach. but loved the double entendre (is that how you spell it)
Kaz - until you explained it your nickname was pure single entendre, to any one like me who doesn't know you at least! And to think they say one swallow does not a summer make.
Mark
Hello everyone and thank you to Debbiewebs for inviting my first post ( not just mine of course but you know what I mean)....
1.......34"
2......all the bigger for seeing your pics
3......only on my face.
4......yes if you'll be teaching me
5......if i didn't would i be here ?
6..... :P yes please
7......no chance
8 .... anything you say.
1.......34"
2......all the bigger for seeing your pics
3......only on my face.
4......yes if you'll be teaching me
5......if i didn't would i be here ?
6..... :P yes please
7......no chance
8 .... anything you say.
