Maybe Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking and Sheldon Cooper. I'm hoping by the end of the night that we could have unified gravity
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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 54
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Sex God
Quote by Trevaunance
The first time we met up with someone in a social context as described by the OP was a little weird. We had left our mic on when we were in the chatroom and it was really boring, so we started chatting to each other about going down the pub for a bit.
Anyway, half an hour after we get to one of the two pubs we had mentioned in walks a guy, who's username escapes me so lets call him Darthvader (Hopefully there isn't one on here!). He walked up to us at the bar and said "Hi Trev and Mrs T, I'm Darthvader!"
It was a bit weird and stalky at first, but he litterally lived 100 yards from the pub and had been trying to catch us online for a while.
And before anyone wonders, Yes it was a good night.
Did he use The Force? :haha:
Is it time for some jokes about how he handled his lightsaber too ?
Oooooooo --- how did it feel to play with the Dark Side? :haha:
Sex God
Right... I don't understand.... if Gibraltar doesn't belong to Spain, how can they charge people to go in? Is the sea around it Spanish, or something
If there's no actual ownership, how can they do it? It would be like me sitting at J27 of the M6 and making people pay me if they want to get on the motorway. I don't own it, but no matter... I'll do it anyway.
I don't get the legalities
If there's no actual ownership, how can they do it? It would be like me sitting at J27 of the M6 and making people pay me if they want to get on the motorway. I don't own it, but no matter... I'll do it anyway.
I don't get the legalities
Sex God
I've thought about this for a long time, as every time I ever went to a club, I thought "I'd do that better" and "I'd definitely do THAT better".
I would never put my money where my mouth is though, I lack responsibility. And I would have to pack everything up and move every time a bathroom got dirty
I would like to see a club that had great outdoor facilities for dogging and cruising, that was totally safe but also completely *real* -- not the mocked up stuff clubs tend to do. I mean, with real land, lots of it.
Indoors, I think I would keep it slightly tacky. I've got no time for posers, so I wouldn't have anything that resembled a night club -style club.
My policy would be that everything goes, every time. Not "bi nights", "fetish nights", "special nights", "GG nights" or whatever else.... Swingers are way too narrow minded generally, they need to broaden their minds :grin:
I would call it The Courtyard --- line in the Eagles Hotel California -- "How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat, some dance to remember, some dance to forget"..... Bit deep but I reckon swinging is a bit like that, of sorts. And yes, I would have mirrors on the ceilings, and pink champagne on ice :grin:
I would never put my money where my mouth is though, I lack responsibility. And I would have to pack everything up and move every time a bathroom got dirty
I would like to see a club that had great outdoor facilities for dogging and cruising, that was totally safe but also completely *real* -- not the mocked up stuff clubs tend to do. I mean, with real land, lots of it.
Indoors, I think I would keep it slightly tacky. I've got no time for posers, so I wouldn't have anything that resembled a night club -style club.
My policy would be that everything goes, every time. Not "bi nights", "fetish nights", "special nights", "GG nights" or whatever else.... Swingers are way too narrow minded generally, they need to broaden their minds :grin:
I would call it The Courtyard --- line in the Eagles Hotel California -- "How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat, some dance to remember, some dance to forget"..... Bit deep but I reckon swinging is a bit like that, of sorts. And yes, I would have mirrors on the ceilings, and pink champagne on ice :grin:
Sex God
Quote by Earthchild
Pay for parents new house and car,
Make sure my brother had a nice house....
Travel round the world ...
Invest some in new Internet companies...
what *shock* you wouldnt buy out ManU and own them!
Cos when I buy Coppull United, no other team has any chances of any silverware ever again
erm who
They're a local team. I'd buy them for a laugh, no other reason - they're shit :rotflmao:
Sex God
Quote by Earthchild
Pay for parents new house and car,
Make sure my brother had a nice house....
Travel round the world ...
Invest some in new Internet companies...
what *shock* you wouldnt buy out ManU and own them!
Cos when I buy Coppull United, no other team has any chances of any silverware ever again
Sex God
Quote by Earthchild
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
Where ice cream is concerned, I'm happy to consider any flavour, from the meekest earthling vanilla to the most space-dusted amazing alien variety :lol2:
cos its sweet and involves no cooking lol ?
Well yes, and also it's easy (no chewing involved), and it has a flavour for every occasion :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Trevaunance
The first time we met up with someone in a social context as described by the OP was a little weird. We had left our mic on when we were in the chatroom and it was really boring, so we started chatting to each other about going down the pub for a bit.
Anyway, half an hour after we get to one of the two pubs we had mentioned in walks a guy, who's username escapes me so lets call him Darthvader (Hopefully there isn't one on here!). He walked up to us at the bar and said "Hi Trev and Mrs T, I'm Darthvader!"
It was a bit weird and stalky at first, but he litterally lived 100 yards from the pub and had been trying to catch us online for a while.
And before anyone wonders, Yes it was a good night.
Did he use The Force? :haha:
Sex God
I don't know the in's and out's. I caught a bit on the news last night, but it didn't retain my attention, as soon as they said Mr Cameron was steaming in, I thought it best to turn over. I am still convalescing and my blood pressure needs to stay down.
Does Gibraltar belong to Spain? I don't even know that
A war would be inconvenient. Spain (sometimes) play good football :dry:
Does Gibraltar belong to Spain? I don't even know that
A war would be inconvenient. Spain (sometimes) play good football :dry:
Sex God
Interesting question. Pigeons, like many species of animal (even some humans) have a great homing instinct. I think the jury is still out on *exactly* how they do it. Some people think that pigeons (and other species) have a way of tapping into the earth's magnetic field, so can always locate north. That's debatable, but what is quite likely is that they use the sun as a navigator. It is also very likely that they use landmarks like trees, hills, and even man made objects, like roads - just like we do in direction finding. You have to remember that birds have good eye sight and travel over long distances, so what we think is amazing is actually pretty "samey" to them.
Sex God
Having given it some considerable thought, in the event of an alien invasion from a species far beyond humanity in terms of intelligence and technical knowledge, I have decided that I would offer myself to them as their pet. Imagine how much I could learn from them. And if they are going to buy ice cream, all the better!
Sex God
Quote by Rogue_Trader
Don't know why we cant just have the 3 forums as previous...
Because some people think that having a gazillion forums will help people get along
I hear that Spain are arguing with Britain, and China and Japan aren't talking. Did no one tell these world leaders that all they need to split their forums?
See..... I can do "current (I.e, media driven) affairs" too.
I don't normally watch the news on account that it's what *they* want me to think.
I'm guessing that I'd know if space aliens invade as I'd get some odd Facebook friend requests.... that's all I really need to know :lol:
But that is more true than you think with regards to splitting...if we took each country as a forum...then we can see why they dont get along from the divisions we have in here at SH...dump everyone together and you will cut out the squabbling, that goes the same for the world, get ride of all boundaries and just become the united federal states of humans... World Peace!!
Good god, can you imagine the whining that would cause. People grumble enough about the European Union!!! The only way that would ever work would be if space aliens really did invade. Ad then there would be a war about who would shoot at them first...........
Sex God
Quote by Rogue_Trader
Don't know why we cant just have the 3 forums as previous...
Because some people think that having a gazillion forums will help people get along
I hear that Spain are arguing with Britain, and China and Japan aren't talking. Did no one tell these world leaders that all they need to split their forums?
See..... I can do "current (I.e, media driven) affairs" too.
I don't normally watch the news on account that it's what *they* want me to think.
I'm guessing that I'd know if space aliens invade as I'd get some odd Facebook friend requests.... that's all I really need to know :lol:
Sex God
Ok. I did it.
I went into the chat room.
Yesterday (or correctly, two days ago, as it's now after midnight), I just forgot to tell you, sorry.
Right... it appears that people don't chat. There was no banter at all, not in any room. Not that I could find anyway.
It's all just cam rooms, right?
I went into the chat room.
Yesterday (or correctly, two days ago, as it's now after midnight), I just forgot to tell you, sorry.
Right... it appears that people don't chat. There was no banter at all, not in any room. Not that I could find anyway.
It's all just cam rooms, right?
Sex God
Not just an average lottery win, I'm talking a really amazing amount of money that would change your world entirely, what would you do with it?
I would hire Morgan Freeman and get him to narrate my life as it happened. And I would buy Coppull United (local football team) and get them in the Premier League, just for a laugh
What would you do with a billion pounds?
I would hire Morgan Freeman and get him to narrate my life as it happened. And I would buy Coppull United (local football team) and get them in the Premier League, just for a laugh
What would you do with a billion pounds?
Sex God
Quote by sandybeach1
I do my weekly shop at Marks & Sparks, what does that say about me :censored:
It mostly consists of fruit-grapes,cherries and blueberrie
Fish-prawns & salmon fillets
Salads stuff & ready made pasta salads, whole food salads etc for work
A few ready meals for my boys as they like the tagliatelle ec
Some scrummy yoghurts, fig & honey being my favourite.
From Asda I get my Volvic flavoured water and breakfast bars as they have good deals on.
I don`t eat a lot of bread or potatoes or sweets, usually a bag of crisps on a Sunday evening as a treat, not really fussed about chocolate either.
I eat quite well so why am I still fat :eeek:
Blimey, aren't you posh
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