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bouncy332
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Bi-curious Female, 55
Straight Male, 52
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bouncy332
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Quote by noladreams
Ah, but then there are also subtle variants:
Hmmmm: let's see or I'm not really sure
Mmmhmmm: Yes, I agree
Ummmm: Not sure or I don't know what to say
And as for 'lol' in real life.... lol, OMG, bff - the kids I do some work with use text acronyms all the time.

omg tell me about it lol
our youngest has only just stopped saying lol after everything but only because i always followed it with "but ya not laughing are you"
he seemed to think he could say anything he liked n get away with it if he popped lol on the end
ggrrrr bloody pesky kids
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bouncy332
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oh oh oh i love grand designs
i have thought bout this one loads
my fave episode was the one where they renovated the 16th century farmhouse that had the hand prints in the plaster and holes where lit touches were slotted in for light

i love the history of houses so i would love either something like that or if we were building from scratch it would have the view at the top of my list it would idealy have sea view to the front and amazing rolling hills to the back
it would have to be built from reclaimed stone and wooden windows n doors no upvc yukky stuff i want it to look as old as poss right from the start it may not have the history but it must never look like a new build that would gut me i want wonky walls n doors that don't fit properly i hate tidy box shaped rooms although this would drive mr b crazy as he used to be in building n everything has to be square n plum for him but then i am boss so i get my own way but will be kind enough to let him have one room how he wants it lol
not too big as i'm a lazy bugger n all that extra cleaning would bug me so big enough to have friends stay over in fabulous guest rooms all en suite and the master bedroom will be huge with a balcony overlooking the sea views so its gonna have to be a fair size house but not so big i need a team of cleaners just one will do lol a cellar is a must nice and big for storage but also a large room down there kitted out as our dungeon. a nice big kitchen but proper farmhouse stylie with an open fire and a range rocking chairs by the fire so mr b can sit nice n warm while i cook him cakes lol then a lovely big dining room with a huge window overlooking the rolling hills with a big table for entertaining and a fair size lounge with another open fire and big soft sofas and a huge picture window to take in the sea view no need for a tv i could watch the sea quite happily
fair size garden with fruit trees a small veg patch and lots of lawn but nothing interupting our sea view and a good size hot tub to while away the evening sipping wine in and no neighbours for a good 1/2 mile so we can have plenty of noisy sex in our garden n run round naked as much as i like
so no not thought bout it much really
blink
really must play the lottery regularly lol
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bouncy332
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Quote by the_ape
hey apey leave some room for replies. or a slapped arse will be in order smackbottom

OI if ya notice I shortened my last one down u 2 ;)
Sheer............. i reckon he's getting a bit argumentative n gobby like... i mean ... answering back ... needs a good slapped arse he does :twisted:
Bring it u lot.... you cant do it hard enough anyhow ;) Plus why would you want to damage my perfectly sculpted ass smile
hmmmm agreed it is a very sexy ass too....................so nope no smackin but i cud always pack flogger n paddle n show u how he likes it :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
Hmmm, OK then, sounds like a plan smile
oooo can i bring my tool bag too could be fun this flog an apey game :grin:
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bouncy332
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Quote by PitNKit
I don't know what the agenda is for the Friday, but I got talking to a guy at Sonisphere this weekend (his tent was pitched next door) who owns the Fir Tree on Iffley Road.
Not knowing Oxford, I have no idea whether this is anywhere near where we will be, but he has promised a warm welcome and cranking the jukebox up if we went.

its 6 n 1/2 miles away so not too far but would mean taxis whereas there is a pub right next to hotel so no taxis lol but see ya thinking so worth an ask some might be up for it
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bouncy332
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Quote by kentswingers777
The main thing that would help the average fathers for justice member is a good solid kicking and a job.

Blimey..there was me thinking you was one big soft twit mod edit, name calling will not be tolertated lol, when in reality your no different at all.
You should pop down to the Bridge next time we are at home, we can discuss aggro tactics.....if ya ard enough.:giggle:
ahhhhh a footie thug of corse everything suddenly becomes clear
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bouncy332
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Quote by Staggerlee_BB
I just re-read that ....no reflection on your good self of course Bouncy.......oooops!

well thats ok then cause ya had my bottom lip quivering for a mo wink
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bouncy332
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i have a great big silly grin on my fizzhog
i just passed my driving test 1st time :grin::grin::grin::smug:
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bouncy332
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Quote by Jewlnmart
I'd find it hard to define one event as the most important.
However, if I chose one, I'd spell it correctly wink

i dont know what you mean,innocent
redface
neither do i cause i have read it over n over n its deff spelt right unless i'm being rediculously blonde today
or i got hold of wrong end of the stick n the dig wasn't at kaz after all
Or Kaz may have edited her post to spare her blushes
okies fairy snuff at least now i'm not goin loony tunes
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bouncy332
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Quote by Kaznkev
I'd find it hard to define one event as the most important.
However, if I chose one, I'd spell it correctly wink

i dont know what you mean,innocent
redface
neither do i cause i have read it over n over n its deff spelt right unless i'm being rediculously blonde today
or i got hold of wrong end of the stick n the dig wasn't at kaz after all
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bouncy332
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we have been very grey for days but nothing more than showers could do with a good downpour tbh
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bouncy332
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Quote by foxylady2209
any suggestions on how to turn your wife into a slut

How do you know she isn't? I guess you assume she doesn't know you are on here - are you sure she isn't on here herself?
Really really sure?
oh i was saying bout this the other day had a guy all indignant the other day saying how he was here cause he wife wasn't into sex she was fridged i said are you sure i mean really sure she could be on here saying same bout you
how funny if he turned up to a gangbang to find the woman at the bottom of the pile was his wife rotflmao
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bouncy332
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well done you hun
i think it is way more acceptable for guys to take more care of themselves bit of clensing n toning is great wether ya guy or gal
the media pressures us all to try and stay more youthfull looking i know i recently after a friend mentioned she was having a botox party started looking at every little line and crease thinking ooooo should i (i decided not in the end maybe net decade though ya never know)
so whatever ya gender ya bound to think twice about skin care regimes well unless ya mr B who would never in a million years moisturise but then i can never get him to put sun cream on either well only after sun whilst i'm going "i told you so" i have toyed with applying whilst he is sleeping lol
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bouncy332
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Quote by wadefun
ok iv saide me bit, iv explained 2 those who have asked, i tried 2 do the right thing, so as not 2 take sides with any 1!! can we let it go now,its ot life or death there is worse things happening!

Worse things happening like us waiting another 5 yrs to get to meet you hun lol
So any chance we can twist your arm and get you to change your mind and come sweet? lol lol
seconded wink
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bouncy332
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my personal opinion and it is just an opinion is if you need to drink to swing then you shouldn't be swinging
when we go to chams i do drink wine but never ever to excess and the one time i took a diff wine to normal that turned out to be stronger so same amount as i would normally drink made me a wee bit tipsy and as soon as a noticed this i stopped playing and ended the night
i seriously do not understand how someone can play drunk
it is very rare i get drunk in my vanilla life either yet when i have everytime i lay down the room does that spinning thing so i have no idea how i could manange to shag in that state i would most likely throw up on the poor guy
we do not play with anyone we feel is inebriated and have walked away from quite a few situations over the years due to other peeps being drunk
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bouncy332
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awwww losty my friend i sure am going to miss ya i have always enjoyed your contributions and my only regret is we never bumped into you and the lovely mrs lost at a social
genuinely a little tear going on here :sad:
really truelly wish you both luck and love in everything you do :rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose:
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bouncy332
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really really sorry but we can't make this after all work comitements n all that crap
hope its a fabulous night have oooodles of fun
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bouncy332
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just a little curious are any of the peeps you contacted regular forum users?
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bouncy332
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Quote by Bluefish2009
Kenty does have a point with his last post. We are full members here as we like it here best, but we are free members on anther site, if we put an add on here and one on the other we have a far higher response on the free site. Our uptake on meets resulting from the messages are about the same on each site though.

we found the same and the only thing we could put it down to was this site has good chat and easy to use forum so it becomes more of a social site whereas the other site we use has useless chat and not as good a forum so peeps spend their time there looking for meets so is more of a swinging site
we find 85% of our meets contact us on the other site and they funny thing is maybe 30% of those are on here too like us but contacted us there not here
steve sorry to hear ya not getting replies hun thats just rude we always always reply even if they have obviously not even read out profile
keep perservering though hun don't give up you'll find fun out there somewhere
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bouncy332
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had a couple complain there were too many black guys at our bbw bashes that one made me super angry guys are guys colour makes no diff if they had said too many blokes i would of accepted it but to bring skin colour into it just made me fume
also had complaints that there was too much play in the open areas :shock: can there be any such thing?????????
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bouncy332
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making very good use of the picnic bench we found nicely tucked away :rascal:
and nola why not come the the bbw bash at chams hunny you'd love it its a fab night well chilled yet lots of fun be great to see ya there wink
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bouncy332
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Quote by Ian
I was expecting a map or directions

:giggle::giggle::giggle:
Dave wouldn't know a map if it fell out of the sky
Now Ian, thats unfair

Many years ago there was a social, and the plan was to meet at a hotel nearby and everybody then travel in "convoy" to the venue.
Shortly before the arranged time, I took a phone call from Dave Nott's who was totally and utterly lost. Maybe Alex had the map that day dunno
Anyway, I asked Dave to describe where he was so that we could try and work out how to find them.
Dave replied that he hadn't got a clue where he was, but he was next to a massive grey building.
I asked him to cross the road (there were no chickens around) and see if there was anything ontop of said building.
Dave duly crossed the road and said "bugger, there's a 'kin huge sign that says hotel".
bolt
oh too funny makes me look competant and that does some doing lol
mental note made that on blue days to dig out all daves posts to brighten my day :haha:
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bouncy332
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strenghts are an ability to find positives where no one else can an eternal optomist lol and i can organise everyone else really well give me something to orgsanise and i'm as happy as a pig in muck
weaknesses are i cannot organise myself at all i forget the most important things the ammount of bills that get to the red red red stage as i keep forgetting to sort them is unreal and if something has a deadline then it is a certainty that mine is the one that is still late
when doing somehing for others i couldn't be more motivated but yet when for myself i have absolutely no motivation whatsoever odd one really
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bouncy332
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or just maybe its genuine and now she is feeling very unwelcome dunno
maybe i'm too naive or maybe i just like to give everyone a fair crack
but anyhoo pm sent chocolateangel and welcome wave
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