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Quote by bluetvr
oh I've got a honda, and the back seat fold down to give more room!
is that any use??
Bit of a pensioners car really, not very sexy
Unless it's a Type R. Always fancied a drive in a Civic Type R, almost considered it instead of the one I got. Gotta get meself a test drive just to find out what they're like. Manic at high revs apparently with their VVT.
I'd go for a ride in his Porsche. Long as I could drive it too. Nothing else wanted/expected I should think.
Sexpert
Everyone remembers their first time, that's a fair amount of responsibility to look after there! Myself I am glad I waited til I was in a relationship with someone I loved before I lost it, we were both virgins and overcoming the nervousness and getting used to the intimacy with each other's bodies was the hardest part. Took a few goes before the full thing happened but wow it was worth it. I don't think I could take her virginity as a casual thing. I take it you're a few years older Sparky? If you did do it, at least she'd be with someone more confident and experienced and mature - guys tend to mature later than girls so better from that respect.
When she enjoys it (hopefully) I'm sure she's going to want to do it again and explore more, will that be with you and there's all the worries about attachment with such strong feelings.
I think you need to talk to her seriously about it and make sure she's wanting it for good reasons, and not just to boast to her friends / not to feel left out, or 'cos she happened to be feeling a bit horny one evening.
I'm sure a lot of people lose it that way and later wish it had been different, but you can try at least to make sure this girl won't.
Oops that was way too serious... Moo!
When she enjoys it (hopefully) I'm sure she's going to want to do it again and explore more, will that be with you and there's all the worries about attachment with such strong feelings.
I think you need to talk to her seriously about it and make sure she's wanting it for good reasons, and not just to boast to her friends / not to feel left out, or 'cos she happened to be feeling a bit horny one evening.
I'm sure a lot of people lose it that way and later wish it had been different, but you can try at least to make sure this girl won't.
Oops that was way too serious... Moo!
Sexpert
You want to ask for a spare helmet and probably wear something protective too. My first ever (and only.. don't tell my dad) ride on a bike was a mate's 900cc and he took me and then someone else out on it just locally, but we got up to a reasonable speed - enough that I was a little worried about holding on.
Far happier with my Scoob thanks, yes they're lovely cars aren't they. I don't quite have 300bhp (he's got an STi, or Jap import? or just mod'd) but it is damn good fun and awesome grip and brakes. Gives you so much confidence in it's abilities. Outbrakes a bike any day, so on a short and twisty course I can keep up with fairly sporty things but not a chance against a 900cc ish or more, especially on a dual carriageway (tried it once from a standing start, all the way kept up with 250cc and was trying to overtake but he wouldn't let me past; faster bikes zoomed off but I caught them up by the next roundabout).
Far happier with my Scoob thanks, yes they're lovely cars aren't they. I don't quite have 300bhp (he's got an STi, or Jap import? or just mod'd) but it is damn good fun and awesome grip and brakes. Gives you so much confidence in it's abilities. Outbrakes a bike any day, so on a short and twisty course I can keep up with fairly sporty things but not a chance against a 900cc ish or more, especially on a dual carriageway (tried it once from a standing start, all the way kept up with 250cc and was trying to overtake but he wouldn't let me past; faster bikes zoomed off but I caught them up by the next roundabout).
Sexpert
Quote by leprechaun
well while having my back garden landscaped i being the good fella brought my mate out a cuppa and the pair of us started chatting one of the subjects that came up was the trouble that he...
Sounds like a bit of a euphemism, that - having your back garden landscaped. Excuse the twisted, perverted mind..
Sexpert
Doctor Breezer here,
I see we have several people suffering from addiction to the SH chatroom (well, maybe not suffering, as such). I am here to help. Take one of these pills every day and swallow down with a visit to the chatroom on Monday, Wednesday and Friday; the rest of the time visit on Tuesday, Thursday and at the weekend while repeating to yourself "the chatroom is king" and "we must always be in the chatroom".
EVIL LAUGH mwahhhhahhhh :twisted: :twisted:
All hail the chatroom.
I see we have several people suffering from addiction to the SH chatroom (well, maybe not suffering, as such). I am here to help. Take one of these pills every day and swallow down with a visit to the chatroom on Monday, Wednesday and Friday; the rest of the time visit on Tuesday, Thursday and at the weekend while repeating to yourself "the chatroom is king" and "we must always be in the chatroom".
EVIL LAUGH mwahhhhahhhh :twisted: :twisted:
All hail the chatroom.
Sexpert
Quote by meat2pleaseu
As it’s my question a guess I have to start, I just love watching Kirsty Allsop off Channel 4’s ‘Location’ program- what a woman :smitten: !!!
She does have a certain something. And great hair too - presuming I'm thinking of the same woman (very dark, should length).
I don't make an effort to notice, but I do tend to go for women with slightly unusual eyes / eye shapes. Obviously big ones are very cute anyway and I really don't know why but if one's slightly offset or a different shape, I always notice them. Can't think of anyone famous to pull an example from but there's a drop-dead gorgeous girl I know who used to work behind the bar at my local that most of my mates don't think of as that hot, who has this kind of difference.
Sexpert
Quote by Silk and Big G
How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?
Find a really gorgeous, muscular, well endowed man to join you.
She'll thank you for it
Rachel
Gee... Thanks Rachel!!! Now I definitely would never stand a chance if that was what the women are looking for!!! There's no way I could spend that much time in a gym to become that muscular!!!
I wouldn't worry about it, Benz, that isn't what all women are looking for, or all swingers for that matter.
But newone is looking for someone to join him and his missus and needs something to "convice" her, so he tells us.
He might not enjoy watching it, but if his problem is convincing her, he needs to make the offer atractive to her.
Rachel
:wink:
What's the record for the most posts within a post anyway?
Rachel
:wink:
I meant quotes within a post
No -
quotes within quotes within a post
Third time lucky
Rachel
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You sure you got it right that time, Chick???
You know now I'm not so sure.
Oh well doesn't matter.
What was the original question again?
Rachel
:wink:
Oh - I spelt "convince" wrong.
Sod it - I'm not going through all that lot to edit it out!
Rachel
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Yeah. Try bringing that lot into MSWord to spell check it !!!
Can't help you with the editing. I'm off for another riding lesson to see if C's monster can dump me on my arse. I swear to God if he refuses at the last second again, I'm out the side door.
Am I allowed to come back in on this little game here??? this does make pretty little pyramid patterns as well eh? Still that's my two penneth!!How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?
Have you told your gf/wife that this is something that you are interested in? Perhaps if you mention it as something that you have been thinking about and leave it at that for a while, it will give her chance to think about it.
I know that since I aired my feelings to DB, it is now so much easier to let my mind wander while I am on the train to work!!!!!! You know, that 'wonder what it would be like to ............' scenario!!!!!!
I am finally doing something about it now though as I have put my name down for the party on the 31st July and am going to the NW much in August. If I don't like it, I can say that I have tried and it is not for me, on the other hand, if I do enjoy it then..............who knows :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I wish you good luck but PLEASE do not try to force the issue - it has got to be your gf/wife's choice.
CA xxxIn answer to your question newone you cant make her do anything shes not happy with then expect her to enjoy it.
Try talking about fantasys introduce her to the idea see how she reacts, then take it from there.
I used to work in a Swingers Club and have seen first hand wives & g/f's there under duress . It is not nice to see. and for them to experience
This has to be something she will be happy and comfortable with.
That didn't quite work. (Iwas under instruction) If we keep going, will we get it so there's only one word at the top of the pyramid, Benz??
(Just been suggested we should take this game to a less serious thread!!
I've just been told off for playing silly games :silly: in serious posts. So thought I'd escape a 
and in the hope of 
( 
really) and start this to see if anyone wanted to play??Me!! I want to play !!
8-) 8-) Who told you off????U got there b4 me Sgt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only just!!
:lol: :lol: I would've got there first, but I didn't know how to play.
:banghead:Wasn't it me that started this?
Well let's see if we can go for the record this time
Dunno
But I'm off to bed soon
:wave: Rachel
:wink:
Now we have two pointless threads we can play with.
Who would have thought swinging could be so much fun?
Rachel
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See how small we can squish dambuster :lol:
Just got laptop back
Yes you did start it, Rachel; but I don't think you got shouted at.
SG, I'm not sure I'd enjoy being squished - or would I ? ? ?
And Sarn't; WTF do think it was that shouted at me ???
Why does she still have that power?
Yeh I responded to myself twice didn't I and then everyone else sort of took it and ran with it. No, didn't hear any shouting.
Those poor smilies are gonna get pretty squashed together before too long
Rachel
:wink:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
And now I'm getting shouted at for putting commas in the wrong places ffs ! ! ! !
So how much do we have to squeeze DB before he disappears then
Lets find out :twisted:
Well CQ you only find things out by trying them :wink:
Now I see where your game came from
Dawn :silly:
Awwww doesn't it look pretty :roll:
...and all went well unti the SH server crashed due to the effort of holding up just one enormous post...
Rachel
:wink:
and the people posting got dizzy and passed out.
'twas the thought of being notnocturnal threw me. I'm a bloke - I can't multi-task at he best of times let alone after half a bottle of Valpoli (had to share) when I have to do this wwwdotinterwebdotnetdotcom thing.
I was mesmerised by the pretty patterns combined with the odd glass of wine I seem to have got confussed a bit so sorry
Has anyone counted how many quotesinpostsinpostsinquotes there are yet?
I can't.
And how did that serious sh*t get in here???
I think its 42 including this one - but then I am over the legal limit and really not upto counting and shit so I just randomly pulled that figure from the air. This is partly due to my recent dougadams fixation LOL
But isn't 42 the answer to everything. Life, the universe - everything??
(and who TF is dougadams??)
You know DB you don't look anymore squashed than you did ten posts ago - how does that work then
: ehdougadams - mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy eyes
Do you remember Kim Carnes - well I'm singing "He's amazing and he knows just what it takes to make you feel alive mmmmmmmmm he's got dougadmas eyes" :lol:
Why thank you Miss.
I thought was Bette Davis' eyes
Can I play please ... :bounce: please :bounce:????
Say I can ... I can can't I? :bounce:
DB are you still in there??? You seem to have been squeezed out of the middle by Calista
Is it me or does this thread take an age to load ,
and has the cafe slowed perhaps cos of this thread?
Gilbert
I think this thread is taking a little longer to load than the rest of the cafe which all seems fine to me
Dawn :silly:
I think maybe we should stop it now. I'm not generally known for knowing when to stop, but I am feeling a little squished now. :wink:
ok I'll stop if you stop :?:
Dawn :silly:
I've got a headache now
If you guys break this forum they'll be hell to pay!
:giggle:
I'm always in the sh*t, Mark.
It's only the depth that varies :doh:
Don't worry dambuster, I'm not scared of Mark :happy:............ (much)
Dawn :silly:
Can I quote you on that? :lol2:
Yes, just click on the word 'quote' top right and it should work
:flipa: :flipa:Just testing Dawn_mids instructions ......... :giggle:
BLOODY HELL!!!
It's a bit crowded in here....
*squeezes in and spots Dawn and Calista*
oooeeee :wave:
'scuse me......mind your feet.....pardon me........coming through........hot stuff coming through....pardon me......watch ya backs......'scuse me.........mind yerselves.......coming through
*positions himself between Calista and Dawns boobs*
Now if you ladies wouldn't mind just "jiggling" a bit I can die a happy man :mrgreen:
Ta
My god my eyes are nearly bleeding!!! :shock:
Any room for another one in here????
Clare,xxx
:wink:
There's always time for a cup of tea. There's always room for cakey-bun. And there's ALWAYS room for You :kiss:
*Clare sits on Dambusters lap and gets comfy * :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
In my dreams, Claire
:worship: :worship: :giveup:AAhh Dambuster,your a hunny :kiss:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
Only on toast, Claire. Or croissant Sunday morning settling in to watch F1 :thumbup:
Jeez! Are you guys still on with this?????????????????
Which record are you trying to beat?
CA xxx
:bounce: :bounce: It really does your eyes in if you scroll up and down the page real fast. :bounce: :bounce:
I had to do it just once :D my eyes are watering and my head is bursting...
i dont think dambuster is going to get any smaller... then again, if your going to lose a few pounds being squished then im next for the middle!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: god i love these lil bouncy men!
Nic
x
Well we have succesfully managed to make the whole screen white now...
Nic you just want to be the center of attention....:bounce:
oo balls!!!......... clever clogs!
oo i am in!!! :D
Cisco, you cheeky bugger.. i do not want to be the center of attention... i just want squeezed! :bounce:
Dammie just how long are you off work? You forced me to use IE just to view this thread.
Naughty boy. :smackbottom:
WelI guess I best joining somewhere!
:? :roll:
Just to keep it going
ops:Can we snuggle in?
I think it's all snug enough actually.
Oh my god have you any idea how long this page takes to display, how pretty it is with everything moving in and out as the boxes appear, and how long it took to download this thing on broadband? And then to edit! I pity the fool (TM) who tries to view it on a modem... Blimmin great idea though! Oh sorry I've gone over quota for my reply...
Sexpert
I was going to reply and mention that one of the DJ's on Radio 1, or maybe it was a guest - Colin somebody who has presented C4's late night music show in the past - went and had one done recently and talked about it on air and people were commenting on it; but you already got it done. So this advice is more for anyone else still wondering about it.
He said that you have to be sure you really want it, cos it is rather permanent and obviously it has to be one you can live with not just on your tastes now but for 10, 20, or 30 years. Be very sure of the design, make sure to look after it properly especially while it's still settling in / whatever they call the initial healing time just after it's done. But if you really want one and still want one after thinking about it for long enough you'll love it. Just be very committed if you want it, don't do it on a whim.
Hope that's helped anyone.
He said that you have to be sure you really want it, cos it is rather permanent and obviously it has to be one you can live with not just on your tastes now but for 10, 20, or 30 years. Be very sure of the design, make sure to look after it properly especially while it's still settling in / whatever they call the initial healing time just after it's done. But if you really want one and still want one after thinking about it for long enough you'll love it. Just be very committed if you want it, don't do it on a whim.
Hope that's helped anyone.
Sexpert
Hold-ups, fishnet (maybe slightly larger hole - have seen it as "industrial net"). Fence-net's ok but not as sexy. What I'm really trying to find are some that have more material (and not just threads, I mean like solid material) with holes between and the right ratio of material to hole to provide the teasing of flesh and the darkening colour effect and being "trussed up" and "2nd skin" effect too... It's all those in combination that make them so sexy. Oh, and that they finish at your thighs, a very sensitive and erotic area. So you can feel the tops of them.
Tights - sorry, no. Maybe when you're at work or on a cold day out shopping or something. But not to cavort around the room in with your partner. Unless they're (maybe) suspender tights or something. Not really seen anyone in those for real.
Suspenders are rather nice too. Depends on the belt and everything though.
Tights - sorry, no. Maybe when you're at work or on a cold day out shopping or something. But not to cavort around the room in with your partner. Unless they're (maybe) suspender tights or something. Not really seen anyone in those for real.
Suspenders are rather nice too. Depends on the belt and everything though.
Sexpert
1 – your most distinguish feature
my sexy eyes
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Either Sexy hunk (you know who if you're reading!) or just Breezer
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
Today at work, talking about odd places people have rented to live in - a broom-cupboard... And whether rent was paid or not
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
I don't sing out loud generally.
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
A heated up dildo? Curry? Sorry... Seriously - a long hug I shared about 2 weeks ago after a 1st date.
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Too much recently (poor wallet
) Packet of Trojan's. Was way more interesting stuff the day before but that's not what was asked!
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Experience a club (club virgin here)
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Sunday roast - lamb/pork probably, all the trimmings, then sumptuous ice-cream on a delicious desert (pie/tart or something). With an immortality pill hidden inside of course (nice idea!).
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Well if I say SH members I might get in trouble with those I don't mention, so: Angelina Jolie, Madonna, Holly Valance, Aria Giovanni, Jenna Jameson, a girl I know who I won't mention (if she was up for it - non-famous, non-SH), maybe another bi guy if I knew one well enough, for variety. Yes that's only 7.
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Picking petit pois. £1/bag cash-in-hand, taking about 1hr, getting sunburnt/wet, & green smelly fingers. Backbreaking work too.
my sexy eyes
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Either Sexy hunk (you know who if you're reading!) or just Breezer
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
Today at work, talking about odd places people have rented to live in - a broom-cupboard... And whether rent was paid or not
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
I don't sing out loud generally.
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
A heated up dildo? Curry? Sorry... Seriously - a long hug I shared about 2 weeks ago after a 1st date.
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Too much recently (poor wallet
) Packet of Trojan's. Was way more interesting stuff the day before but that's not what was asked!7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Experience a club (club virgin here)
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Sunday roast - lamb/pork probably, all the trimmings, then sumptuous ice-cream on a delicious desert (pie/tart or something). With an immortality pill hidden inside of course (nice idea!).
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Well if I say SH members I might get in trouble with those I don't mention, so: Angelina Jolie, Madonna, Holly Valance, Aria Giovanni, Jenna Jameson, a girl I know who I won't mention (if she was up for it - non-famous, non-SH), maybe another bi guy if I knew one well enough, for variety. Yes that's only 7.
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Picking petit pois. £1/bag cash-in-hand, taking about 1hr, getting sunburnt/wet, & green smelly fingers. Backbreaking work too.
Sexpert
Andyjohnny,
Oh my god this post came at exactly the right time.. Thankyou so much for expressing your thoughts and everyone else for the encouragement. I have never suffered severe depression or repeated bouts of it, but I have recently met (non-SH) a lovely girl who I get on with really well and see us at least being great friends long term if not more.
She also suffers the same thing - noone has yet managed to find a cause in about ~15yrs (from what she's said). We haven't been seeing each other for very long at all but I already get along with her so well and feel happy to talk to her about stuff that very very few other friends in my life know about. All this after only a few dates (ok, and many late nite MSN sessions). Obviously we're still getting to know each other this early on. She's not interested in a long term relationship at the moment, I think partly because of the depression, or just calming down her life after a period of wild exploration, that she wants to get to know herself a bit better, and I'd rather have the friendship than ruin anything, but I am also really attracted to her and her personality and I've had some really hard decisions to try and make. I don't know if I can really have an answer I'm happy with just yet but I don't want to ruin what we have as friends, or what it could grow into. It's kind of knocked me for 6 in some ways.
I partly feel I haven't got enough experience with relationships to know how I would be with some of the directions it could go. I don't know how bad it has been for her or how bad it is likely to get, as far as I know she's never tried to commit suicide. I don't want to go into it naively and she's not (oh no! no way!) secretive or closed-minded about it, but I am a bit apprehensive.
But I agree with other posts here - love conquers all and their undelying personality is the most important part, if you are in love with that and can be there to provide support and help when needed then what more is there to ask yourself?
Thanks for the comments peeps.
Oh my god if she ever finds this site/this post (not that she doesn't know this about me anyway)... Just in case: hi, please tell me if you've just read this!
Oh my god this post came at exactly the right time.. Thankyou so much for expressing your thoughts and everyone else for the encouragement. I have never suffered severe depression or repeated bouts of it, but I have recently met (non-SH) a lovely girl who I get on with really well and see us at least being great friends long term if not more.
She also suffers the same thing - noone has yet managed to find a cause in about ~15yrs (from what she's said). We haven't been seeing each other for very long at all but I already get along with her so well and feel happy to talk to her about stuff that very very few other friends in my life know about. All this after only a few dates (ok, and many late nite MSN sessions). Obviously we're still getting to know each other this early on. She's not interested in a long term relationship at the moment, I think partly because of the depression, or just calming down her life after a period of wild exploration, that she wants to get to know herself a bit better, and I'd rather have the friendship than ruin anything, but I am also really attracted to her and her personality and I've had some really hard decisions to try and make. I don't know if I can really have an answer I'm happy with just yet but I don't want to ruin what we have as friends, or what it could grow into. It's kind of knocked me for 6 in some ways.
I partly feel I haven't got enough experience with relationships to know how I would be with some of the directions it could go. I don't know how bad it has been for her or how bad it is likely to get, as far as I know she's never tried to commit suicide. I don't want to go into it naively and she's not (oh no! no way!) secretive or closed-minded about it, but I am a bit apprehensive.
But I agree with other posts here - love conquers all and their undelying personality is the most important part, if you are in love with that and can be there to provide support and help when needed then what more is there to ask yourself?
Thanks for the comments peeps.
Oh my god if she ever finds this site/this post (not that she doesn't know this about me anyway)... Just in case: hi, please tell me if you've just read this!
Sexpert
Well noone's brought any food yet so I'm coming along with a couple of bowls full of pasta salad (good to keep people's energies up for whatever they might be doing... dancing and such like... 
).
Also got some chocolate mousse for desserts (for... well... you know... it's chocolate - it doesn't need a reason; although bananas can be provided for those avoiding the stuff or needing anything firm and long... I had spares at home needed eating up)
).Also got some chocolate mousse for desserts (for... well... you know... it's chocolate - it doesn't need a reason; although bananas can be provided for those avoiding the stuff or needing anything firm and long... I had spares at home needed eating up)
Sexpert
After a practice run in July I should be graduating from club newbie (albeit that's a social) and ready for this meet. Can I come too please? Already met some of the people going, and would like to meet more of them and put more faces to names besides. DreamerHelen you should recognise me by name at least from the chatroom. If you need anyone to vouch for me I won't have any problems pointing you at someone - pm me.
Sexpert
Sarah,
Hi, I'd like to come - being a club virgin it would be nice to see what the inside of one looks like. Don't worry, I know it's a social only. I've already met quite a few of the people coming (including yourself, I think, albeit briefly at a (not yours of course!) 40th birthday party ) so that'll help any nerves and had my arse groped by at least 2 of them ). I know Jane very well too.
Hi, I'd like to come - being a club virgin it would be nice to see what the inside of one looks like. Don't worry, I know it's a social only. I've already met quite a few of the people coming (including yourself, I think, albeit briefly at a (not yours of course!) 40th birthday party ) so that'll help any nerves and had my arse groped by at least 2 of them
). I know Jane very well too. Sexpert
naughtynymphos, hope you have a great evening. Maybe I'll get a chance (prob. a different club - shame, from what I've heard about Chams) another time (or with someone else or whatever). Bi night sounds ok, although it might be better to have tried it properly before jumping in at the deep end with a specialist club night. Ta for your message again. Tell your hubby I'm cool with it too unless I get a chance to first.
Sexpert
One more time bump.. Know it's not much notice, but just to increase people who'll have seen the thread title a bit more.
Never been to a club before, if anyone would like to invite me as a partner?? Probably staying at a B&B Sat. night, to be decided nearer the time (have a biiig list of them, sure I can find one with a free room) - otherwise preparing for worst case scenario of sleeping in car, if I really have to (but really expect not to).
Never been to a club before, if anyone would like to invite me as a partner?? Probably staying at a B&B Sat. night, to be decided nearer the time (have a biiig list of them, sure I can find one with a free room) - otherwise preparing for worst case scenario of sleeping in car, if I really have to (but really expect not to).
Sexpert
This is making me think of Hitch-Hikers Guide - Ford Prefect always knows where his towel is. Brings a new dimension to that doesn't it... Perhaps that's why he's so obsessed with towels
I've got pictures of a whole zoo of animals (Mexican hotel last year, don't ask) - although I have to admit I didn't make any of them. I couldn't find them on my PC and I think some are film anyway and I can't be arsed to scan them in.
I've got pictures of a whole zoo of animals (Mexican hotel last year, don't ask) - although I have to admit I didn't make any of them. I couldn't find them on my PC and I think some are film anyway and I can't be arsed to scan them in.
Sexpert
Quote by dambuster
Roger goes and dusts off his webcam with the telescopic zoom - :wanker:
:twisted:
I've been trying to wire my camcorder in as webcam this week, but can't work it out.
I'm sure I read somewhere that it could be done.
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:btw - Debbs; my /msn buttons are down there; under my sig
I've got access to 2 (other housemates) digi-cams that both have DV firewire outputs, I also have a firewire card and no probs capturing video and so on from them; and had a go one time setting them up as webcams; kind of was working but the damn camcorders power off after a while on power-saving as they aren't recording the footage to tape and I can't get either of them to stay on and in record mode, pumping out footage. Would be pretty good quality too - in fact to get them so they will fit down your internet connection (being limited bandwidth) needs a fair bit of reduction in the output window size.
How do I do this / get it working in general?
I tried reading up on the manuals or other web resources and asking people but I can't get them to stay on longer than a couple of minutes until they decide they've had enough of (they think) not being used. I don't own any tapes of my own and the proper solution isn't really just to buy some 'dummy' tapes just to record/rerecord over.
Sorry, getting techy here but just wondered if anyone knew.
Sexpert
I'm coming on in leaps and milestones - my first Cafe thread the other week, and now my first LMU thread. Anyway...
I'm on hols at the mo and my plans to visit a friend at the weekend fell through but I still fancy a trip out somewhere, maybe Wales or Midlands-ish. Or even a little further north if persuaded. Mainly for sightseeing, a bit of a drive, and indulge my photography hobby.
It would be nice to meet up with anyone I know on the way for a drink or two or an evening, planning on staying in a B&B and will find one nearer the time / as I get there. No expectations of anything beyond that. I've been to a couple of munches and, most recently, Wish's birthday party, and several people can vouch for me being a perfect gentleman and very genuine, polite and honest. Love to tease and be teased, am a bit cheeky and up for a laugh, good sense of humour.
I'm 29yrs old, slim, into pvc, stockings (fishnets in particular), oral, kissing the neck right around the hairline, and my ad's are in my signature for any more details - couples, ladies, also orally bi-curious for suck/wank only if I should meet someone or male half of a couple suitable enough I feel comfortable with (am a little picky as it would be my first time with that).
Would be great to meet people I already know, but anyone interested is welcome to say hi, particularly if someone regular on here can vouch for you. Try me and see! As I said, just good company would be cool, I'd like to get to know one or two more of you northerners (well, to me... not exactly Scotland is it).
Breezer
I'm on hols at the mo and my plans to visit a friend at the weekend fell through but I still fancy a trip out somewhere, maybe Wales or Midlands-ish. Or even a little further north if persuaded. Mainly for sightseeing, a bit of a drive, and indulge my photography hobby.
It would be nice to meet up with anyone I know on the way for a drink or two or an evening, planning on staying in a B&B and will find one nearer the time / as I get there. No expectations of anything beyond that. I've been to a couple of munches and, most recently, Wish's birthday party, and several people can vouch for me being a perfect gentleman and very genuine, polite and honest. Love to tease and be teased, am a bit cheeky and up for a laugh, good sense of humour.
I'm 29yrs old, slim, into pvc, stockings (fishnets in particular), oral, kissing the neck right around the hairline, and my ad's are in my signature for any more details - couples, ladies, also orally bi-curious for suck/wank only if I should meet someone or male half of a couple suitable enough I feel comfortable with (am a little picky as it would be my first time with that).
Would be great to meet people I already know, but anyone interested is welcome to say hi, particularly if someone regular on here can vouch for you. Try me and see! As I said, just good company would be cool, I'd like to get to know one or two more of you northerners (well, to me... not exactly Scotland is it).
Breezer
Sexpert
Why oh why did she dump me? She was the love of my life. I can't live any longer, I think I'll just stand here and wait for this rock to fall on me and end the misery. :cry:
OR
(you know the massive sphynx in Egypt with most of the nose missing?)
They'll never find it here! I'll just push it a bit further up the hill.
Sexpert
Stockings and suspenders, fishnets in particular. And wearing them (hence that section of my avatar). Kit take note (your previous post) :twisted:
PVC
Hair (long hair in particular) - not quite sure if it counts as a fetish. Love looking at great hair, running my hands through it. Red hair too (my fave colour) as long as I like the shade.
:twisted: PVC
Hair (long hair in particular) - not quite sure if it counts as a fetish. Love looking at great hair, running my hands through it. Red hair too (my fave colour) as long as I like the shade.
Sexpert
Been a big Madonna fan ever since the mid-late 80s, Vogue and Into the Groove are my faves from that era, Frozen I think has to be my all-time top fave song ever although it jostles for that spot a bit with other songs depending on my mood. Annoyed too many people turning the volume up when that was out as a single...
She was dead sexy 80s/early-mid90s, and still looks good, although some of her looks haven't appealed as much over the years. But wouldn't say no. Love the music - avoiding the really early years (er... yeah...).
Saw her in Earl's Court and the tickets were expensive, but it was worth it (sold 2 of 4 of them off anyway at a profit to make it cheaper for me + friend to go see them). What a show!
She was dead sexy 80s/early-mid90s, and still looks good, although some of her looks haven't appealed as much over the years. But wouldn't say no. Love the music - avoiding the really early years (er... yeah...).
Saw her in Earl's Court and the tickets were expensive, but it was worth it (sold 2 of 4 of them off anyway at a profit to make it cheaper for me + friend to go see them). What a show!
Sexpert
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Oh yes! I go for both of those things. Hell, I'm a great believer in women on top, because a) I don't have to do much work, b) she's in control of her own pleasure, c) missionary makes me look like a hippo, and d) I get to have a good old fiddle.
If they've got long hair and you're both strongly emotionally connected I just love being underneath it and it brushing my face, you get a a "tent"-like effect where it's just the two of you and nothing else. Oh and the eye-to-eye thing - same as being the one on top of course; that you have free hands to play wherever you like from tits to bum to teasing/stroking elsewhere... She can sit up for a bit too as a change for a different penetration angle/view...
(yes, there's a slight hair fetish thing there).
Sorry, slight hijacking/detour.. Back to strap-ons...
Sexpert
An enlightening thread - never considered a double-ender could involve guys when in action either (well apart from acting like a very long dildo). I do rather enjoy having something up there whether balls or a dildo/vibe, in combination with front-end fun (from a wank upwards) actually.
It would take a lot of trust and knowing someone well enough before I'd let anyone else control what/how much is in there. It would have to be artificial too although a finger tip isn't totally out of the question given time/right circumstance. Also yet to experience rimming - a tongue could be pretty good.
I suppose all the ladies wanting to try are up north, same as for everything else... :cry:
It would take a lot of trust and knowing someone well enough before I'd let anyone else control what/how much is in there. It would have to be artificial too although a finger tip isn't totally out of the question given time/right circumstance. Also yet to experience rimming - a tongue could be pretty good.
I suppose all the ladies wanting to try are up north, same as for everything else... :cry:
