Do the IPaq's (and other newer PocketPC's) have decent battery life yet? I went with a Palm-OS based solution when I got my PDA a couple of years ago 'cos of the much larger range of programs available, I'm a techy so don't need the windows-similar interface (which, to me, for a small-screen device, sucks); and the battery life of the PocketPCs back then was hopeless - a few hours of use or something. Not really very portable when you needed to be within close range of a power socket all the time.
But I hear they're a lot better nowadays. Can you get by with average use and only charge it up once a week or less?
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Love TallnHairy's and 's on page 1 and Katien'n'John and Dino on p2. Here's mine for the rock:
"I was just trying to find some shade but the damn sun moved"
and the hairy one:
"Grows hair back fast, they said. Gives you back your youth, they said. Does what it says on the bottle, it said,"
"I was just trying to find some shade but the damn sun moved"
and the hairy one:
"Grows hair back fast, they said. Gives you back your youth, they said. Does what it says on the bottle, it said,"
Sexpert
Quote by Wishmaster
I used extra special strength Linx shampoo, deodorant, aftershave, ball type .. hehe . for my party last Sat and it was just like the Ad on Tv .. I had 30 women groping my ass on the dance floor (which can be verified lol)
So if you'd used it on your head hair would they have been groping that instead then?
(verifies it - it was true! although I think it was 28 women, and 2 or 3 blokes.. Can't think who they could be
) Sexpert
As I may have said in another related thread quite some time ago, when being the oral performer I would prefer being able to enjoy without the odd hair getting in the way. Not that it's a major problem, it's just nicer.
So I would guess that it's nicer for the tongue to be playing the same when they're licking me. It certainly feels loads better to me. Maybe some men find it harder (ignore the innuendo) but I don't have a problem shaving my balls. Go for a good electric shaver - much harder to cut yourself and the often-included trimmer fixment should do quite a good job . I have nicked myself a few times but they're only little ones and they clean up pretty quickly and easily. Attempted a razoring once or twice now, but too paranoid of cutting myself badly. Gets a little sore that way anyway, not good, and shaving foam on your balls - I avoid it. Just make sure you keep the bit you're doing pulled taut and flat.
I'm guessing my hair isn't as wiry as some, so even left til it grows back the worst I get is a bit of an itch - and a few applications of moisturiser and appropriately cossetting underwear sorts that out. I trim around it but as for others, like to leave enough that it still looks masculine. Besides that's the bit that itches the most I think, from a many-years-previous first bad experience with attempting it.
Hi tanglewood72 by the way from someone living only a few miles away who's hair also leans to being a bit red/ginger (I give up trying to classify it and not yet got a consistent answer out of most people I ask - dark blonde seems the most common).
So I would guess that it's nicer for the tongue to be playing the same when they're licking me. It certainly feels loads better to me. Maybe some men find it harder (ignore the innuendo) but I don't have a problem shaving my balls. Go for a good electric shaver - much harder to cut yourself and the often-included trimmer fixment should do quite a good job . I have nicked myself a few times but they're only little ones and they clean up pretty quickly and easily. Attempted a razoring once or twice now, but too paranoid of cutting myself badly. Gets a little sore that way anyway, not good, and shaving foam on your balls - I avoid it. Just make sure you keep the bit you're doing pulled taut and flat.
I'm guessing my hair isn't as wiry as some, so even left til it grows back the worst I get is a bit of an itch - and a few applications of moisturiser and appropriately cossetting underwear sorts that out. I trim around it but as for others, like to leave enough that it still looks masculine. Besides that's the bit that itches the most I think, from a many-years-previous first bad experience with attempting it.
Hi tanglewood72 by the way from someone living only a few miles away who's hair also leans to being a bit red/ginger (I give up trying to classify it and not yet got a consistent answer out of most people I ask - dark blonde seems the most common).
Sexpert
As good as nothing actually.
Will need a break after the last two weeks though, it's been kinda hectic, knackering and busy at work too (done a load more hours than for most weeks). Anyone wanting to make me more tired with a meet will have to try hard to persuade me (but I might still be up for it). Next week's busy too but hey... 'Tis life.
Will need a break after the last two weeks though, it's been kinda hectic, knackering and busy at work too (done a load more hours than for most weeks). Anyone wanting to make me more tired with a meet will have to try hard to persuade me (but I might still be up for it). Next week's busy too but hey... 'Tis life.
Sexpert
I'm in Surrey too, the London and Essex munches have been the closest so far and one in Surrey would be great. Place it near Guildford, even better!
Surreycpl only invite couples if I remember rightly, otherwise I'd have gone by now!
So I don't think there have actually been any parties you can categorise as a munch in surrey, not since I've been a member anyway.
Surreycpl only invite couples if I remember rightly, otherwise I'd have gone by now!
So I don't think there have actually been any parties you can categorise as a munch in surrey, not since I've been a member anyway.
Sexpert
Quote by postie
I've had it suggested I should just stick my bum on there...?
I think you've snuck a picture of it in anyway, haven't you!!!!
Let's play a game, like spot the ball, .... Spot Breezers bum!
Does the bum-pic part qualify me for entry into the next site best-bums compo (that almost became "next-best" bums as I was writing it
don't want to win that)? It's a better pic than the one I think I might have posted before, although maybe not for the comp. Full size version available on request Errr or even on demand, 'cos it's one a couple o' me ads too (although anyone wishing to avoid 'personal' shots should avoid the o-bi-curious one) Sexpert
davej - quirky, yeah that's a word that's been used a few times to describe me or things I've done.
postie - the red ones are in there if you look hard enough (er twice actually cos I love them so much, but maybe with muted colours or in shadow)... Yes, I did sneak one of my bum in anyway, I meant I considered filling the whole avatar with it. If you're asking about the mesh, that's a recent thing with me on the fishnets (but always been something I love looking at when it's covering flesh).
foxylady123 - I can't compete with your arse. Sorry, it just beats mine hands down. With a bum that nice what else are you gonna put on the avatar
Agree totally, Sexalicious (like that username by the way). My mind is indeed full of rectangular bits however did you guess Foxy?!! Perhaps that's why I always liked logic and numbers and programming.
Thanks for all your good comments everyone, looks like it's a keeper
It's definitely growing on me (pun/one-liner -bait set...)
......
Wheeeeeeeeeeee I'm all happy got my car back, in MOT'd, Serviced, Sorted order today after a considerable time spent SORN'd (declared off-road). And with quoted-happy insurance being cheaper than I dared imagine, I can afford to run it. Although I still probably have to sell it cos it'll still need other expensive things looking after too. Damn I need another software development job (C++, Unix - any offers? contract/full-time?). Plenty of experience. Afraid I didn't get the one I went to an interview for last week, for anyone who knew about that.
But who cares right now, gotta go for a drive... (sorry, anyone who knows me and knows what it is might begin to understand - everyone else will be telling me to calm down it's only a car).
postie - the red ones are in there if you look hard enough (er twice actually cos I love them so much, but maybe with muted colours or in shadow)... Yes, I did sneak one of my bum in anyway, I meant I considered filling the whole avatar with it. If you're asking about the mesh, that's a recent thing with me on the fishnets (but always been something I love looking at when it's covering flesh).
foxylady123 - I can't compete with your arse. Sorry, it just beats mine hands down. With a bum that nice what else are you gonna put on the avatar
Agree totally, Sexalicious (like that username by the way). My mind is indeed full of rectangular bits however did you guess Foxy?!! Perhaps that's why I always liked logic and numbers and programming.Thanks for all your good comments everyone, looks like it's a keeper
It's definitely growing on me (pun/one-liner -bait set...)......
Wheeeeeeeeeeee I'm all happy got my car back, in MOT'd, Serviced, Sorted order today after a considerable time spent SORN'd (declared off-road). And with quoted-happy insurance being cheaper than I dared imagine, I can afford to run it. Although I still probably have to sell it cos it'll still need other expensive things looking after too. Damn I need another software development job (C++, Unix - any offers? contract/full-time?). Plenty of experience. Afraid I didn't get the one I went to an interview for last week, for anyone who knew about that.
But who cares right now, gotta go for a drive... (sorry, anyone who knows me and knows what it is might begin to understand - everyone else will be telling me to calm down it's only a car).
Sexpert
Quote by dambuster
Revenge time, take this ya git :twisted: ............... did you know an aircraft carrier does 6 inches to the gallon?
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Hello Missy. Where've you been?
So - fancy a gallon then??
You just knew someone would have to - didn't ya
And if it was a few hundred years ago it would have been a galleon... (groan).
Here's mine:
Introverts are better lickers because they produce more saliva
Sexpert
Yeah, I like to be different on occasion, just for the sake of it. Following the herd and peer pressure gets so boring. Sometimes it just means coming out with really silly comments, or not caring what people think of me (within limits & in right company), having a laugh at myself, and not being pushed into anything I really don't want to do despite massive peer pressure. Suppose that's quite an independent streak in me.
Not a Radio 2 listener though
- that's the challenge. You gotta work out a) what they are, and b) what they mean. And... Artistic? I suck.. I got a G at GCSE. Unless that was just my painting skills leaving a lot to be desired.
(edit: fix typos, clearer wording)
Not a Radio 2 listener though
- that's the challenge. You gotta work out a) what they are, and b) what they mean. And... Artistic? I suck.. I got a G at GCSE. Unless that was just my painting skills leaving a lot to be desired.
(edit: fix typos, clearer wording)
Sexpert
You know this might be the first thread I've ever started. While I'm being narcissistic, is my new avatar worse or better than my old one (below)? I've tried to create a montage of bits of me and my life. Left out some things I wanted to put in for the moment, I'll see how the mood takes me or if this gets shunned first. I'm not all that fond of it but it's kinda interesting.
(the old one):
I've had it suggested I should just stick my bum on there...? Also wondered about an animated one cycling round a few images.
It was time for a change anyway.
(the old one):
I've had it suggested I should just stick my bum on there...? Also wondered about an animated one cycling round a few images.
It was time for a change anyway.
Sexpert
Quote by poniella (from first page)
I'd quite like to be Trinity in the first Matrix - it's just well boring after the first one. Love that PVC baby.
Mmm... Poniella.. Me too. Although I'd rather have someone other than Carrie-Ann Moss in it (not that I wouldn't, mind). Oh, and you're in Surrey too...
My choice is Peter Parker, of Spiderman 1 & 2 fame. Always my favourite superhero when I was young - wanted to be Spidey, and Kirsten Dunst did look pretty good with red hair in the movie. Although I might have to change the plot just a little. Hoping no.3 stays as good. Neo would be another good choice, except I'd be less wooden.
Da69ve - ta very much (not) for spoiling the storyline to Ep.3...
I'm not a massive fan or anything though so I'll forgive you (maybe). Sexpert
Go for a relatively innocent question on whichever aisle you happen to be.. In the argument over which aisle to go for - well why not walk round all of them in turn. Oh, and while you're there - you could even do some shopping 
. Kill two birds with one stone (well, hopefully all the birds in there are already dead, some might be frozen for preservation too).
Oh, btw, it's "euphemism".
. Kill two birds with one stone (well, hopefully all the birds in there are already dead, some might be frozen for preservation too).Oh, btw, it's "euphemism".
Sexpert
Great party Wishmaster, no I didn't get my quids worth - I chickened out of giving it a lengthy one (squeeze that is...).
I missed Vicky_uk's auction but caught up with it just after and had a good squeeze (and was a good boy and paid my pound). Cheap at twice the price (or more)! I also have to mention Jucy-Lucy's too of course (and her return grope... mmmmm...) Can we repeat the exchange again soon please ? Marcuso - ya cheeky perv... Good squeezage though (can I just invent that word?)
It was great to finally meet Angel-chat and Postie in person, and Blonde too. Was BiWelshMinx there? I'm guessing not.
Friendly - thankyou very much for the lift, made my weekend a whole lot cheaper and nicer. You, Pompeylass, CuddleBunny and Lucy-weebaps made the travelling far less boring than it would have been by train. And Lucy - "wee"? Unless Scottish slang different to English... Very sexy.
Pompeylass gets a special mention of course, hope your week goes well and is fun. Mmm red and slits....... xxx
It was a surprise to meet Rachel-Lane, you're a great gal (er is "gal" ok with you?) and would love to chat more sometime. I'm 6', you must be a good couple of inches taller? Liked the mesh underwear, I like my fishnets but might have to see if there's anything available as either a men's top or u/w or maybe even stockings.
Red (as usual) looking gorgeous.
Bles01 - I shall always remember your explanation of your name's meaning now, nice to put a face to a name.
Marcuso - Ali G was great
DJ Horous (in the house) - what the hell? Jim'll Fix it theme - Heeeeelllllppp!!! Many good tracks otherwise.
Everyone else - nice to see you (to see you, nice); and to meet those I hadn't before. Sorry to anyone else I've forgotten to mention but should have.
I missed Vicky_uk's auction but caught up with it just after and had a good squeeze (and was a good boy and paid my pound). Cheap at twice the price (or more)! I also have to mention Jucy-Lucy's too of course (and her return grope... mmmmm...) Can we repeat the exchange again soon please
? Marcuso - ya cheeky perv... Good squeezage though (can I just invent that word?)It was great to finally meet Angel-chat and Postie in person, and Blonde too. Was BiWelshMinx there? I'm guessing not.
Friendly - thankyou very much for the lift, made my weekend a whole lot cheaper and nicer. You, Pompeylass, CuddleBunny and Lucy-weebaps made the travelling far less boring than it would have been by train. And Lucy - "wee"? Unless Scottish slang different to English... Very sexy.
Pompeylass gets a special mention of course, hope your week goes well and is fun. Mmm red and slits....... xxx
It was a surprise to meet Rachel-Lane, you're a great gal (er is "gal" ok with you?) and would love to chat more sometime. I'm 6', you must be a good couple of inches taller? Liked the mesh underwear, I like my fishnets but might have to see if there's anything available as either a men's top or u/w or maybe even stockings.
Red (as usual) looking gorgeous.
Bles01 - I shall always remember your explanation of your name's meaning now, nice to put a face to a name.
Marcuso - Ali G was great
DJ Horous (in the house) - what the hell? Jim'll Fix it theme - Heeeeelllllppp!!! Many good tracks otherwise.
Everyone else - nice to see you (to see you, nice); and to meet those I hadn't before. Sorry to anyone else I've forgotten to mention but should have.
Sexpert
Thanks for your vote of confidence in them. I've written a tonne of decent emails, where I fit the requirements, with no dick pics unless asked, face pics (and of a sensible file size) sent almost by default, a background to myself and what I like, and tried to find out a bit more about the advert owner in the process. Always polite, sometimes a bit cheeky and flirty in case that helps... Number of responses? Zilch. Nothing.
Had kinda given up trying after all these months, but your thread has persuaded me to stick at it.
Had kinda given up trying after all these months, but your thread has persuaded me to stick at it.
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Quote by RocketRon
Next would have to be Saving Private Ryan. For the Realism factor. Dodgy story line but probably the best opening scene ever seen on film.
Roni b xx
A colleague of mine several years ago, when it came out, went to see it at the cinema with his misses, and actually felt nauseous and almost fainted from the first scene to Private Ryan. He said it was the continuous and very intense gunshots constantly flying around.
It would also be easy (but in bad taste) to get onto talking about sex again from here with Saving Ryan's Privates, the porn industry's take on the film.
Sexpert
Quote by poniella
I really enjoyed this as there are so many 'classics' I haven't seen. I realised how much i really need to see Apocolyse Now, Deer Hunter, bridge Over the River Kawi and all those. But - I did have terrible nightmares that night - I think it was the clips from The Pianist and Schindlers List.
Schindler's List. One of my all-time fave films. Brilliant. Very moving. I'm not really a major war film fan (ignoring a pun-opportunity with "major" there... ok, my coat's on the hook) as I tend to go for action/sci-fi, but quite often these cross over anyway and there are some just great war movies out there. Deer Hunter was on after the top-100 so pity you didn't set that to record too. I've got it waiting to be watched. I really didn't agree with Private Ryan coming top. Great film - yes; top 5 - probably; but no.1? Not quite.
I think the problem with these lists is that people who might only have seen 3 or 4 war films can vote and don't know how great some of the others are in comparison (for the public-voted lists anyway). You shouldn't be allowed to vote unless you've a fair knowledge of a good few of the contenders. It comes down to "which good film is the most popular or recent". Like that top-100 musicians of the last millenium around 2000 they did. I remember Bob Geldof going off about picking pop stars with almost no original talent over Mozart, for instance.
Quote by willxx69
Hmmmm. Not sure that Saving Private Ryan deserves to be the best war movie ever, though it is certainly a good movie. There were some other films that I thought were stretching the definition somewhat. For example, Spartacus? I mean, it's a good film (a little corny, but great entertainment), but not really what I would call a war movie.
Still, I suppose if you have to find 100 of them you are going to end up stretching the point occasionally. Does anyone else think that these lists are becoming a little gratuitous? What's next? The 100 greatest movies with 'The' in the title?
Will
Oh dear, I have gone from new father to grumpy old man in one easy move!:roll:
Totally, Will... What about "Top 100 top-100s". Can't need many more to make a full list.. Then they can have their "talking heads" commenting on themselves commenting on a particular entry... Confused?
Fully expecting a sketch show by a well-known comic (any one of them) to come up with a mickey-take any day now.
Sexpert
I agree - what can they really understand about it all (not just the act) at 3yrs? Sure you can explain around that age, if they can grasp it, that when a man and a woman are in love they have ways of expressing that love and that babies can result from it, and about them growing/being born inside the woman, but I think they need to be able to understand enough that they don't go embarassing everyone by asking silly questions to random men and woman they see together about it.
I wouldn't dare have asked either of my parents about sex and they never assumed we knew or mentioned it in conversation until well after we'd become familiar with it all. My mum (a bit prudish) bought us a book (An Usborne one about growing up) when I was about 10 and it ended up on the normal bookshelf, I used to go and read it in secret to find out about things that my friends had spoken of. It was quite good for what it was about but didn't show how sex really worked or teach any slang (would have been handy for playground conversations). Breasts and the extra body hair were "secondary sexual features" in that book!
I learnt an awful lot of the rest through friends, and one very vivid memory of time spent off school ill, sat at home all wrapped up in front of the TV. The daytime schools programming included a show about the life process of mammals with a section on mating, leading on to human mating. Very scientific but at least I could finally confirm how I thought it all went. All entirely by accident, so god knows how long it would have taken otherwise.
We'd actually been told how babies start from the point of post-conception onwards from a very early age (a Q we asked while on holiday once as parents were thinking of having another baby), but it never ocurred to us to ask how the sperm got to the egg or where it came from in my dad.
When I have kids, I think I'm going to wait until they're grown up enough to start finding girls interesting and then see if I can prompt some questions or start the conversation. We never got asked about that side of our lives. Maybe they wanted to give us privacy, but I never had any encouragement or help when I could have really used it - was wayyyy too shy back then. I like to think I've got over (most) of that now.
Maybe not tell them everything in one go, perhaps leave the details of the more unusual activities for them to find out or ask about later. Wouldn't want to scare them at such an early stage. There's also the period (no pun intended) where they know about it and think "eurgh that's disgusting" that might be a risky time.
I wouldn't dare have asked either of my parents about sex and they never assumed we knew or mentioned it in conversation until well after we'd become familiar with it all. My mum (a bit prudish) bought us a book (An Usborne one about growing up) when I was about 10 and it ended up on the normal bookshelf, I used to go and read it in secret to find out about things that my friends had spoken of. It was quite good for what it was about but didn't show how sex really worked or teach any slang (would have been handy for playground conversations). Breasts and the extra body hair were "secondary sexual features" in that book!
I learnt an awful lot of the rest through friends, and one very vivid memory of time spent off school ill, sat at home all wrapped up in front of the TV. The daytime schools programming included a show about the life process of mammals with a section on mating, leading on to human mating. Very scientific but at least I could finally confirm how I thought it all went. All entirely by accident, so god knows how long it would have taken otherwise.
We'd actually been told how babies start from the point of post-conception onwards from a very early age (a Q we asked while on holiday once as parents were thinking of having another baby), but it never ocurred to us to ask how the sperm got to the egg or where it came from in my dad.
When I have kids, I think I'm going to wait until they're grown up enough to start finding girls interesting and then see if I can prompt some questions or start the conversation. We never got asked about that side of our lives. Maybe they wanted to give us privacy, but I never had any encouragement or help when I could have really used it - was wayyyy too shy back then. I like to think I've got over (most) of that now.
Maybe not tell them everything in one go, perhaps leave the details of the more unusual activities for them to find out or ask about later. Wouldn't want to scare them at such an early stage. There's also the period (no pun intended) where they know about it and think "eurgh that's disgusting" that might be a risky time.
Sexpert
Quote by seagull69
I love it when my wife wears nothing but my Brighton and Hove Albion top. Is that fetish and weird :crazy:
Brighton and Hove Albion? yep, that's weird. And very scary... Of course if it was Liverpool it'd be fine. :twisted:
Ya know I'm kiddding.. Couldn't resist it though. Waiting for the Man U/ Chelsea/.. fans to complete the hijack of this thread...
Sexpert
I don't think I could.. I would know how to fake the noises and the "look", think I could do an ok job of that (varies by person anyway, depends how well they know you) but I'd just feel reallllly silly pretending... If they figured it out (not that hard really with us blokes - the evidence or lack of really is just too obvious, and if you're in contact with his scrotum/perineum area you can tell too) what are you going to say? I'd be so embarassed.
Sexpert
Quote by DreamerHelen
Mmmmm yes please........I actually have some chocolate sauce in my Wardrobe for the last time a special friend came to stay :twisted:
Don't know that there is enough in it to fill a paddling pool though.....LoL
Was that a bit cosy playing in the wardrobe? Didn't it make a mess all over the MDF (or whatever)?
Re the survey: Am thinking I should have picked the first category as I'm only into the 29-40 one by about 3 weeks. But I was honest. Feeling a bit hard done by with that. Yes, I know I didn't have to vote. I've had my age guessed at anywhere between 21 and about-right..
Sexpert
I'm guessing that if he doesn't want to try sucking cock himself, that he's interested to know whether some women really do enjoy it rather than treat it as a chore. Sorry for him if he's never had anyone do it for him that enjoyed it and showed it.
If so, then the answer, is: yes, some women do. Some may have had bad experiences or just not enjoy it, but I've come across (literally and figuratively, ok, so I wish more of them were literally ) enough ladies that do enjoy it.
There's a button that might be useful here. Begins with S, has an ear in the middle, ends in ch.
If so, then the answer, is: yes, some women do. Some may have had bad experiences or just not enjoy it, but I've come across (literally and figuratively, ok, so I wish more of them were literally
) enough ladies that do enjoy it.There's a button that might be useful here. Begins with S, has an ear in the middle, ends in ch.
