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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 49
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Quote by bluexxx
Never know how many past boyfriends are still lost in there lol

Biscuit crumbs might be a problem too, don't you think? :lol:
Quote by acetates
,hairy is not really my cup of tea.

The only thing left to bring out is the scones! We'd have a fine tea party here! :lol:
But seriously... If you're getting that far, then stopping to have a biscuit, WTF!!!??? confused Which would you rather do?
Well I'm a keen photographer (done 4 weddings, hoping I don't have to do a funeral too anytime soon rolleyes ) but I don't have any pics involving myself or others related to summer nights theme.. I could show you a really nice summer evening landscape and plenty of other plain photos though. Maybe I can do a bit of photoshopping a couple in there who wouldn't mind... smile
Quote by Nicola&Alan
OK, guys...
we have yet to put in a photo ad, do you have any do's and dont's?
what are the turn off's and your turn on's?
the last thing we want it to be ignored or put on to the idiot list. Ive had a look through the ad's and some are laffable.

Lol @ previous quote of this's response (I mean wildwilly's)...
But seriously:
* Pics of your cock aren't particularly helpful to most people, face or full-length ones are much better if you're happy letting anyone see them - obv. if you don't want to post naked pics, don't.
* Requiring photos in responses and not putting any in the advert isn't that friendly
* Don't just write "I want a shag" or other one-liner - although if you're a woman you'll probably get millions of responses from this - just the vast majority you probably wouldn't want to meet or wouldn't be suitable.
* The more specific you are, the easier it is to weed out those who obviously didn't read the advert, and the fewer you'll have to sort through. Being too specific won't get you as many replies though. Your time, your choice.
* If you really don't want any single men to reply, say so. You'll still get them but they can be safely deleted
Sure I missed out some useful tips, but I'm sure the search button will come up with some help too. Maybe even there's a site help section of use - general site tips should have some relevance...
Paul76, I would actually guess 76 is the year of your birth first rather than your age anyway (snap!).
Makes me laugh when people put their age on their nickname (not just here, on other sites too) and of course come their birthday, it changes and they usually can't do a lot about changing their nick... lol
Of course if they want to keep it as "the age they were when they joined the site" then that's fine. Just don't try and pretend it's still your age except for a laugh with the people who know you in later years.
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Free pint to the first person to integrity the word Mahogany into this in a humourous way lol

I don't know how I can integrity it in, but I think I can integrate it. Sucker for a pun challenge.... I was down the woods the other day and all the pigs were snooting around looking for truffles (see where this is going?). The hogs were doing pretty well, but the whole day took a different turn when one of the hogs dug up a dead body. They found the foot. In fact my hog, a knee, and I were tied up at the police station for hours afterwards filling in forms and so on.. Quite a day.
Mmm... It was tricky... Maybe I barely made it... Anyone do better? rolleyes
I think you're all barking up the wrong tree here fellers (and ladies). Saw this thread and had to cut in. I hope the wood-lovers friend isn't called Tim, bert I woodn't know, I wood hate to think of the jokes made at his expense if so. If anyone twigged onto it, it wood knot be such a good idea.
Have you branched out into forests, or is it just woods that give you wood? Maybe we should just leaf you be, to experiment, and hope it doesn't sap your energy too much.
Pun master breezer at your service.
(doesn't even stop to grab coat before leafing, just runs like hell...) bolt
Sarah Greene has been mentioned but (god rest her soul) Caron Keating hasn't. Maybe that's in bad taste but she was gorgeous.
So we've had:
Sarah Greene (BP)
Jessica Rabbit (a personal choice)
Zippy (so what did him and Geoffrey get up to off-air?)
Wilma, Betty from Flintstones
Wendy from Bob the Builder
Taylor (Power rangers)
Zelda (Terrahawks)
Daphne, Thelma (Scooby Doo)
Lady Penelope
Destiny Angels (Captain Scarlet)
Sally James (Tiswas)
Princess (BotP)
Valerie Singleton
Bob the Builder
Keith Chegwin
Animal (muppets)
Rogue (X-Men) - man or woman?, sorry not a great fan
Bag Puss (was this serious?)
Cartoon from Storyteller
Stu Francis
Storm from X-men.
Chuckle Brothers
Captain Scarlet
God what a warped lot we all are.
Noone's mentioned Maid Marian yet, or Emma Forbes (Going Live presenter at one time if I remember right).. so many more....
Happy birthday, hope you had a great day. Sorry I didn't see this thread yesterday.
Hope you got some great pressies. Is it everyone's turn to be 40 this year (just seems like it from the people I know). There's no need to pretend to be 40 just to fit in - I know you're 45 really... biggrin
Just kidding, seeya soon!
Well I've just done it and there was a lovely lady so I XX'd in her box. While in the cubicle I looked at the top hole but it didn't seem very enticing, so I worked my way down to the next one and shoved it in there.
Got a gentleman asking if I would take his pole (or is that poll?) on the way out, so I filled his hole too.
I came away quite knackered.
Just got to wait til tomorrow to find out which man will come (out) on top.
F'nar F'nar... How much action can you fit in one day?
I agree with WIshmaster, advance notice is the polite thing to do. Although if they're in contact with the right part of you and know what to sense for, they can tell anyway as the muscles contract just before. Then they can choose.
Is it really that hard to find honest adverts here?
I was really surprised the other day when a response to my reply to an advert said that it was the best response he'd had to his advert ever. I didn't make any more effort than I'd normally do when responding to an ad, and I don't usually expect to get any responses from any responses I write sad such is the way of SH life. Suppose it shows how little effort some people make (disclaimer: sure noone reading this is guilty..).
Maybe my details just aren't noticable in amongst all the claims of 15" cocks and 6-packs. Or maybe I'm not cuddly enough (errrr.. try 'at all'). I tried the choc-bar-a-day thing and it just didn't work. Maybe it woulda helped if that wasn't my only meal of the day lol I think I just have too high a metabolism to get fat, or my body stops me eating enough to get much bigger. I'm 6' yet I've never been over 11 1/4 stone.
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dunno
Him - "Darling, I love the feel of your skin where your hair line meets your neck, cause it's so soft....it reminds me of a a horse's muzzle"


Well it may not be the best received compliment and certainly not the best expressed; but that soft bit of skin there is one of my favourite bits of skin. If there's soft strandy hair there even better. I could spend absolutely ages petting it and the side of the neck. Any female volunteers? biggrin
Not counting other er... holes (sorry, terribly cras way of putting it - "organs" didn't quite cover it) or flesh immediately surrounding them (labia, mouth) it's my all time fave. Followed by the bum or inner-top of the thighs.
I don't know where the hell they got horse's muzzle from though.. I'm sure there's far better things to compare it to!
Mm... Wonders whether it was as good as the conversation I apparently had with you earlier.. I'll save you the embarassment blonde, but I'm now wondering whether your blonde moments come along at regular intervals like pmt does and that you're suffering a high proportion of them at the moment.
Don't worry about it, we all have them sometimes.
The book is a "novelisation" of the radio scripts and as such doesn't quite link up one-to-one. Bits have been swapped round, there's extra bits (some really funny that should have been in the show), and bits missed out.
So, er.. much like many other conversions.
After my own experiences with customer service helplines (not just BT/broadband), I totally sympathise with you. The ones that really piss me off are the companies that employ generic monkeys who know nothing about the company or their products, but work from not-very-flexible scripts. If you have a problem that's outside their box, you're screwed unless you can find someone who actually knows something about it. You need to get passed to an engineer to get anywhere then. Preferably not going via the monkey 'cos that'll make it worse.
Every single time I've ever had to do anything non-trivial (so paying a bill is, surprise, quick and easy) BT have cocked it up or taken a looooong time over it, or both.. Majority of those times I've had compensation and the first time I remember actually paid for my next years line rental it was out so long. Thank god for mobile phones in situations like that. I have several friends with almost exactly the same experience too.
No experience with anyone else to compare but have heard horror stories about ntl too, but there's no other options where I live without paying for a leased line at quite a bit more per month - No cable available, and satellite's too expensive and crap up-pipe bandwidth via modem. If I was running a business or could afford it, I'd lease a line and support the routers/bridge/.. myself (I'm a PC techy).
While it works and is the most convenient, value-for-money option, I'm staying put with BT's line for broadband (actually with Demon Internet as the ISP who I rather like).. No problems yet. I can't wait for the fun when I next move...
Waiting for Tuesday evening to see it. Always been a fan of the radio show and the books (fond memories of listening to the radio version many years ago with my dad on one of it's reruns, glued to the radio). Got all the books including Mostly Harmless and quite enjoyed the Dirk Gently series too.
Glad to see mostly good responses, I'm really going with low expectations though just so as not to disappoint myself.
Looking forward to the last Star Wars, although probably even lower expectations (first two weren't that great); LotR did much much better as a film in my opinion.
Quote by BrightonGeezer
As for flirting? I just love it!

It's the best. Meeting someone when you're in the best, relaxed, chilled, most confident mood and them being up for it, sliding sexy one-liners with the odd subtle innuendo in amongst the conversation and it getting hotter and hotter... Getting and giving those looks with the eyes... Sometimes you think the sex wouldn't possibly match up.
First of all...
Quote by cuddly-catlin
Hope we get the chance at the july munch jiggle.
it will be my first so will be a bit shy at first smile

Catlin, I've been to a couple of munches - first time I'd met anyone from the site, so I was a little nervous before the first one; but really, there's no need to worry. People know there are newbies there, most everyone will be happy to introduce themselves or even point out other people to you if they know; and it's kind of like going to a party - just with the odd bit of more risque conversation. I'm sure you'll be made to feel welcome if it's anything like the ones I've been to. Go and say hi to people and see if you know their nick from the forum/chat.
Right.
Happy Cats, I am surprised that you find it easier to flirt in real life. I would have thought most people would find it the other way. Yes, things can get misread more easily without the facial expressions but you also don't need to worry so much about putting yourself out there as if you get embarrassed they can't see.
You're just a name producing sentences to begin with, it's not so personal. I think what I'm trying to say is that you don't feel so self-conscious. I certainly find it easier to flirt and chat online, and once you feel you know someone a bit it eases any real-world meetings (if they're being honest).
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I find the right man looking for the right experience and then right at the end of the ad he states hes looking for another male!!!!
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

You're obviously looking in the wrong section then. Try men (or couples) looking for women... wink (tongue in cheek)..
So are you sure they're only looking for men? They might have another ad looking for women too if you're lucky. I know I have one in three sections (as my sig. shows).
Not said yet so in case anyone's still wondering, you can get back in.
Well my 2penny-eth would say (after a little thought what I would consider a fetish would be anything involving other materials or particular circumstances or actions outside of the "norm" accepted and cooperated in by the rest of society. Sure, what's accepted will change over time, but only if it's commonly practiced would it lose it's "fetish" status.
I'm not saying it's bad to have a fetish. It's good to have variety and different interests. If it gets as far as being an obsession, when you don't function normally without it or it has to be a certain way for you to enjoy it, then that may be unhealthy.
Using a little common sense of course - I'm sure there are loads of silly things you could come up with to describe perfectly ordinary situations that wouldn't be called an obsession/fetish.
PVC, leather, rubber, uniforms, redheads, doing it outside, bdsm are all fetishes. Just thought of another one - heavy cummers. That doesn't involve anything else but it could still be a specific interest and could be called a fetish in my mind.
Quote by Al_mighty
Looks like all the good people have their birthday in April!
Happy Birthday..hope you get a few nice surprises wink
Al

Let me guess.. When's yours?? April sometime?... smile
Thankyou very much to everybody for your wishes. I might have to organise something for next year (30th).
I doubt I'll get everything I want (winning the lottery (specially as I dont have a ticket), sex with a gorgeous woman, a holiday to somewhere warm, etc...) but it's been a good day so far and should get better this evening. It's been made even better by all your messages, thankyou very much.
I must agree, I've always given the best pleasure and felt the best leg shakes from a combination of fingers and tongue or fingers and penis (the tongue just ain't long enough, and when they want it - what're ya gonna do!). I guess you need a 3-some and open-minded people, maybe even a bit of contortion to manage a combination of penis and tongue but I suspect that has pretty good possibilities too.
One of the porn clips I can remember well has a 3-some going on with the lady being penetrated with a penis and pleasured by another lady's tongue at the same time - the bloke gets quite a bit extra from the tongue too. Don't know what movie it's from.
Some of these are becoming collectors items if they're in good condition, and people have brought out remakes of the old games/straight conversions to PCs and other.
If you fancy playing them but don't own one anymore, emulators are available for almost any computer you can think of - smartphones, PDAs, PCs, Playstations and other consoles... Spectrum, Commodore, Acorn,... I was always a Speccy fan (have a fairly sizable website from when I was into the demo scene) so could point you at a good speccy site to start with (WOS - google it, 2nd entry). I own about 5 and quite a bit of extra hardware (disk drives, joysticks, interfaces, mice,..).
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I have an interesting night planned tonight :P
It's my new friend's b'day today and I'm going round for some drinks and to sign them up with SH, 'cause my new friends have already dabbled in the ol' MMF and she's bi-curious.
So, will sort out the "curiosity" and then set them loose on you lot! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Ooh joint birthday celebrations. That's 3 people I know (of, if not friends with) with their birthday today and 6 in the last 2 weeks and I don't even have hundreds of friends... As I said elsewhere, so many birthdays around this time! Definitely a disproportionate amount of shagging going on in June/July (summer hols...??)
I'm going pubbing in London with a mate. Then got the whole week off. Cool. Just wish I knew someone well enough already to arrange a meet with all this free time.
Currently in the chatroom (as I post this) if you want to personally congratulate me.
Offers of sexual favours will do if you can't think of anything else as a present lol... wink lol
Well first, thanks to everyone who's posted so far for your insights, it's been really interesting reading. I currently mix my time with the forum/ads about evens plus a fair bit of time in the chatroom, although I only post/read The Cafe, and treat it more like a general chatroom that just happens to be oriented towards risque subjects than as something more swinger-action oriented. Maybe I shall start exploring the Lets Meet Up section a bit more (only use it for Munch-tracking, in exactly the same way Rainbows just said she does, right down to the "argh I missed that" shoulda kept up to date-way).
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Anyway 2 different sites, those that let you join for free then hit you with a demand for money to reply to 'someone who has shown an interest in you' types used that trick on me and, yes, I fell for it and signed up. mad (This was before I discovered SH!!)

I think I know exactly which site you mean... Paid up for it (if indeed it was the same) for 1 month and although I chatted to some real people on their (nowhere as good as SH) chatroom, and wrote a tonne of advert replies, never had anything happen and I suspected most of the top-rated people and front-page-advertised contacts were out of date or non-existant. I recognise those emails claiming to be from someone who's interested... B&(18£%s
Munches and parties - definitely best way to get to know people. It can get expensive though, attending them all over the country...
Hmmm sounds like an awful lot of guys responding to ads quite badly. So if I'm not doing any of this stuff (although I must admit my first couple of responses when I joined last year were quite badly done), and I'm sending a good quality face pic.... ahh I see what the problem is lol... No, really..
Either they're all too picky over appearances and seeing the pic makes them delete my mail I've taken some time over (checking requirements, that it reads ok and spell-checked etc, hopefully write enough to give them an idea of who I am), or.... ??? that it just requires infinite patience?
I've made far more friends in the chatroom but it would still be nice to get a reply to one of the several-tens of responses I've written to adverts over the months.
How many percent do you reckon go straight in the "delete" box of responses? I wouldn't know the females side of it cos I suspect you get a lot more responses than I do (er... none to my men-seeking-women/couples ones so far). Am I not being active enough?
No-pressure coffee/drink and a chat is the way to go for me too for first-times, that way any misunderstandings/differences in how they are, to how you perceived them over the phone/instant-messaging can be dealt with before anyone gets hurt or put out. Anything more happens first time if you're both/all happy, it's a big bonus but not expected in my book.
Wow so many cars everyone's owned and I'm only on my 2nd (at 29yrs of age).
Something small and cheap is good as your first one, helps while you build up an insurance no-claims bonus and get used to driving more regularly. If you've not driven much since you passed your test, they say you really start to learn after your test so it'll take a while to get used to. Just hope it all stays in good nick with some of the idiots you get on the road.
Mine was a '93 Corsa - had a soft spot for them as that's what I learnt to drive in, and being 6' tall I can fit into one better than a Fiesta of similar age (almost impossible to drive comfortably)..
Upgraded a fair bit after of that, to a Subaru Impreza Turbo (just a little bit bigger/faster/better handling cool ......)