Ok, yours is better Silk. I admit defeat.
Sarah Greene has been mentioned but (god rest her soul) Caron Keating hasn't. Maybe that's in bad taste but she was gorgeous.
So we've had:
Sarah Greene (BP)
Jessica Rabbit (a personal choice)
Zippy (so what did him and Geoffrey get up to off-air?)
Wilma, Betty from Flintstones
Wendy from Bob the Builder
Taylor (Power rangers)
Zelda (Terrahawks)
Daphne, Thelma (Scooby Doo)
Lady Penelope
Destiny Angels (Captain Scarlet)
Sally James (Tiswas)
Princess (BotP)
Valerie Singleton
Bob the Builder
Keith Chegwin
Animal (muppets)
Rogue (X-Men) - man or woman?, sorry not a great fan
Bag Puss (was this serious?)
Cartoon from Storyteller
Stu Francis
Storm from X-men.
Chuckle Brothers
Captain Scarlet
God what a warped lot we all are.
Noone's mentioned Maid Marian yet, or Emma Forbes (Going Live presenter at one time if I remember right).. so many more....
Well I've just done it and there was a lovely lady so I XX'd in her box. While in the cubicle I looked at the top hole but it didn't seem very enticing, so I worked my way down to the next one and shoved it in there.
Got a gentleman asking if I would take his pole (or is that poll?) on the way out, so I filled his hole too.
I came away quite knackered.
Just got to wait til tomorrow to find out which man will come (out) on top.
F'nar F'nar... How much action can you fit in one day?
I agree with WIshmaster, advance notice is the polite thing to do. Although if they're in contact with the right part of you and know what to sense for, they can tell anyway as the muscles contract just before. Then they can choose.
Mm... Wonders whether it was as good as the conversation I apparently had with you earlier.. I'll save you the embarassment blonde, but I'm now wondering whether your blonde moments come along at regular intervals like pmt does and that you're suffering a high proportion of them at the moment.
Don't worry about it, we all have them sometimes.
The book is a "novelisation" of the radio scripts and as such doesn't quite link up one-to-one. Bits have been swapped round, there's extra bits (some really funny that should have been in the show), and bits missed out.
So, er.. much like many other conversions.
After my own experiences with customer service helplines (not just BT/broadband), I totally sympathise with you. The ones that really piss me off are the companies that employ generic monkeys who know nothing about the company or their products, but work from not-very-flexible scripts. If you have a problem that's outside their box, you're screwed unless you can find someone who actually knows something about it. You need to get passed to an engineer to get anywhere then. Preferably not going via the monkey 'cos that'll make it worse.
Every single time I've ever had to do anything non-trivial (so paying a bill is, surprise, quick and easy) BT have cocked it up or taken a looooong time over it, or both.. Majority of those times I've had compensation and the first time I remember actually paid for my next years line rental it was out so long. Thank god for mobile phones in situations like that. I have several friends with almost exactly the same experience too.
No experience with anyone else to compare but have heard horror stories about ntl too, but there's no other options where I live without paying for a leased line at quite a bit more per month - No cable available, and satellite's too expensive and crap up-pipe bandwidth via modem. If I was running a business or could afford it, I'd lease a line and support the routers/bridge/.. myself (I'm a PC techy).
While it works and is the most convenient, value-for-money option, I'm staying put with BT's line for broadband (actually with Demon Internet as the ISP who I rather like).. No problems yet. I can't wait for the fun when I next move...
Waiting for Tuesday evening to see it. Always been a fan of the radio show and the books (fond memories of listening to the radio version many years ago with my dad on one of it's reruns, glued to the radio). Got all the books including Mostly Harmless and quite enjoyed the Dirk Gently series too.
Glad to see mostly good responses, I'm really going with low expectations though just so as not to disappoint myself.
Looking forward to the last Star Wars, although probably even lower expectations (first two weren't that great); LotR did much much better as a film in my opinion.
Not said yet so in case anyone's still wondering, you can get back in.
Well my 2penny-eth would say (after a little thought what I would consider a fetish would be anything involving other materials or particular circumstances or actions outside of the "norm" accepted and cooperated in by the rest of society. Sure, what's accepted will change over time, but only if it's commonly practiced would it lose it's "fetish" status.
I'm not saying it's bad to have a fetish. It's good to have variety and different interests. If it gets as far as being an obsession, when you don't function normally without it or it has to be a certain way for you to enjoy it, then that may be unhealthy.
Using a little common sense of course - I'm sure there are loads of silly things you could come up with to describe perfectly ordinary situations that wouldn't be called an obsession/fetish.
PVC, leather, rubber, uniforms, redheads, doing it outside, bdsm are all fetishes. Just thought of another one - heavy cummers. That doesn't involve anything else but it could still be a specific interest and could be called a fetish in my mind.
I must agree, I've always given the best pleasure and felt the best leg shakes from a combination of fingers and tongue or fingers and penis (the tongue just ain't long enough, and when they want it - what're ya gonna do!). I guess you need a 3-some and open-minded people, maybe even a bit of contortion to manage a combination of penis and tongue but I suspect that has pretty good possibilities too.
One of the porn clips I can remember well has a 3-some going on with the lady being penetrated with a penis and pleasured by another lady's tongue at the same time - the bloke gets quite a bit extra from the tongue too. Don't know what movie it's from.
Some of these are becoming collectors items if they're in good condition, and people have brought out remakes of the old games/straight conversions to PCs and other.
If you fancy playing them but don't own one anymore, emulators are available for almost any computer you can think of - smartphones, PDAs, PCs, Playstations and other consoles... Spectrum, Commodore, Acorn,... I was always a Speccy fan (have a fairly sizable website from when I was into the demo scene) so could point you at a good speccy site to start with (WOS - google it, 2nd entry). I own about 5 and quite a bit of extra hardware (disk drives, joysticks, interfaces, mice,..).