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burose
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 66

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Quote by steveg_nw
Couldn't this have been posted in the same thread as the first one? We don't want a forum full of "You write the caption".
Steve

point taken
i`m not normaly a god botherer, but i may say a little prayer for ken bigeley & his family
tonight.
night all & god bless.
Lord.
Before I lay down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy is thick and long.
Oh send send me a man who makes love to my mind, knows just what to say to " How big is my behind?"
And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the wanker you sent me instead. Amen
worship
"You have your girl laydown on her belly then you lay down on top of her. Then you whisper in her ear, Hon , my dick won't reach I think you're ass is too big. Then you try to keep her from getting loose and killing you." rolleyes
Quote by Redbird
Hi up there Burose - mine was 545 ooer missus!

now i wonder what gave me the extra 15 points over you rolleyes
i`ll have to find out next time i see you wink
when i was a young pup my father used to always say to me
keep tha gob shut lad & no one will ever know how thick you are.
he had a way with words redface
Quote by Redbird
Thanks for all your replies. Que será que será is all I can say. We stayed in and got a dvd. There were plenty of intervals for snogging, fiddling, groping and refilling the g&t glasses. A lovely evening actually.

i just love a happy ending.
:wave2: passionkiss
makes no odds what you call it!
it`ll still shit on the carpet rolleyes
Quote by redstilletto
aaaa finger bobs
he was cute were nt he ....but not as cute as captain scarlett

captain scarlet confused
now you are showing your age rolleyes
Quote by Mr & Mrs Smith
It was a code 80 (??!!) issue that our firewall didn't like! We have removed it and the pics came back BUT DONT PANIC, we replaced it with another one which would seem to be less severe and more swinging friendly..
Thankyou for your help! smile
We're back off to chat!
Mr and Mrs xxxxx

no problem. anytime i can be of help again just shout. rolleyes
i think the problem may be that your cap as slipped down over your eyes.
cure ....lift cap rolleyes
Here's an exercise program for the cafe. Some say it's targeted for seniors, but after having done it I have to say I know a number of people who could benefit from it, whether they are seniors or not.
You might want to take it easy at first, then build up your speed and repetitions as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some.
ALWAYS CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE STARTING ANY EXERCISE PROGRAM.
NOW SCROLL DOWN...

NOW SCROLL UP...
That's enough for the first day
is it too early to wish everyone ...happy christmas ... yet
drinkies :cheers:
got to be
lovestruck i`ve fallen for a lamppost giving it my utmost pooring out my deepest feelings
no that`s a complement.
now if he said he wanted it to keep the kids away from the fire! rolleyes
Quote by Redbird
Seems that most girlies aren't too bothered about the size of a man's cock. I am only a very petite lady myself so very big cocks hurt (ouch!). They do look excellent on camcorder tho :shock:

that`s why thay have a zoom, for the little ones. rolleyes
i just noticed.. i hit the big 100
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