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byron
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 51
0 miles · Falkirk
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Master of Sex
Quote by mazandden
:shock:
Amazingly no Scottish comment.
Too busy consoling themselves perhaps.
Buy then, there are that many Scots down here perhaps they no longer regard themselves Scottish...
Or are just too ashamed to comment.
Up the Celts.
There's always next time, or the time after that, or the time after that...
Too ashamed to comment???
What, after our team plays well above expectation in the hardest of all the groups? A group containing both world cup finalists and a quarter finalist?
Our whole team is worth less than a quarter of what englands team is worth, yet you lot struggled through possibly the easiest group!
So, definitely not ashamed for nearly qualifying when we were given no chance to start with. The boys done us proud and showed that with teamwork and bravery your team can add up to more than the sum of its parts.
Agreed. And let's face it, Scottish fans aren't a source of embarrassment, unlike the English ones and their insistence on causing trouble. And while it may be a 'minority element', it's amazing how they seem to turn up at each match.
Master of Sex
Quote by Pete_sw
Dragonses :bounce: oh yes precious, we love Dragonses and all things mystical and mythical.
Have quite a large collection of the noble beasts at home, will see if I can post a picky later.
Dragons for me as well. Lovely things. :thumbup: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Master of Sex
Quote by lyns
I have in my profile that I am bi curious, I have played with once with a fem, so should my profile state that im bi, even tho im still figuring out if I really like it or not :dunno:. (dislaimer: this makes sense to me appoligies if it makes no sense to anyone else :lol2
Lyns, I played with a few guys before I came out of the closet: It's when you feel that saying it is the truth then you know what you are.
(Sorry if that sounds pompous, I think if I start writing more stuff like that I'll start writing the fortunes for fortune cookies
)
Master of Sex
Quote by bbw_lover
One of my favourites is where in the Looking for: it says Straight Single Male, but in the profile text is says "DEFINITELY NO SINGLE MALES" (????), and then just to emphasise the point it continues "… DEFINITELY NO SINGLE MALES! Understand? DEFINITELY NO SINGLE MALES"
My head hurts!!!!!!!!!!
:silly: :silly: :silly:
Ooooh! I've seen a few of those!
I've also seen ones where they've put what they're looking for is a single bi male but then go on to say that the last thing they want is a bi male because the husband isn't bi or gay!
Master of Sex
Quote by dekntan
The only thing that gets me is when you get the same scene repeated over and over - girl sucks guy, guy eats girl then they bang each other in a variety of positions. What about when you're so horny you just want to shag?
get over ere now i just wanna shag
:D :D :D :D :D :D am starting to think am wierd cos i wanna cut all the foreplay out n just get straight to it and get banged silly :D either that of my nympho urges are just getting the better of me
Quite normal from my point of view! :bounce: :bounce:
thats cos ya a stark raving sex mad
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: but there again i must be to :evil2:I knew I wasn't the only one! :silly:
Master of Sex
Quote by dekntan
The only thing that gets me is when you get the same scene repeated over and over - girl sucks guy, guy eats girl then they bang each other in a variety of positions. What about when you're so horny you just want to shag?
get over ere now i just wanna shag
:D :D :D :D :D :D am starting to think am wierd cos i wanna cut all the foreplay out n just get straight to it and get banged silly :D either that of my nympho urges are just getting the better of me
Quite normal from my point of view! :bounce: :bounce:
Master of Sex
Quote by jaymar
Dont laugh ......... This is Brian Sewell
But it's not what he looks like, its HOW HE SOUNDS :inlove:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hmm well erm ok, well hmmm
Actually I quite like Sean Connery.. for his voice!
Why hello mish Moneypenny. :lol:
Master of Sex
One time when I was at University, it was my birthday and my (then) girlfriend was calling me up at my flat in Halls, with each phone call she got dirtier and dirtier (yum!) with what she wanted to do with me. So when the phone rang again, I picked it up and said "Right you dirty bitch, just get you knickers off and bend over the bed and I'll.... Oh, hello mum" 
ops: :oops: :oops:
ops: :oops: :oops:
Master of Sex
Quote by Sarah
I always thought what happened at a club / party etc stayed at the club or party.
IMO the guy should not have been talking about it, and maybe in future Mike, if that happens again you should say that to the guy.
When I was an LGB rights officer at Uni, I knew that someone who came out in my office could be the person the next day who stonewalled me or was making homophobic jokes. I gave them the privacy that was their due and never broke that trust.
In this case, the guy should have kept his mouth shut, it's none of his buiness who plays with who or where or when. As when I was an LGB officer, if the person involved wants to talk, then that's different, but until then polite conversation is the best option.
Master of Sex
Quote by dundeecpl
It feels great but one has to remember not to grit teeth whilst having cock in mouth :twisted:
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Last time I did this, the other bloke couldn't decide which end he wanted to be with and was going from rnd to end (he went through about ten condoms!), in the end, the woman told him to f**k off and play with himself whilst we got back to having fun. :twisted:
Master of Sex
Quote by varca
Really must get round to taking some new pics- this one's been seen before.
And I really must write my photobucket password down too- it's taken me all ruddy day! :doh:
And it's as sexy and scrummy as the first time :lickface: So post it as often as you like :twisted:
May I request sexy Piratey outfit pics? :rascal:
I was the same yesterday trying to remember my photobucket password :lol2:
So people in what others may term 'costume' are OK then?
Master of Sex
Quote by dekntan
ok i did perve after i posted just to checkbut i looked at location over there <<<<<<<<<<------------ :giggle:
Ahh well I just dived straight in with the profile :lol2:
bet ya went straight to the pictures aswel didnt ya n checked location on ur way out
:rotflmao:There were pictures??? :shock: I missed those, have to remedy that won't I? :lol2:
ops: :oops: officially just made myself look like a perv I'm saying nothing Tan : :gagged:
ah well my secret out now
:rascal: im a crude perv and proud of it :rascal:
Please feel free to perve my pics as often as you want.
Master of Sex
Quote by dekntan
Ta muchly.
:thumbup: :cheers: :thumbup:
You are very welcome
Now I am off to have a peek to where you have moved to :grin:central scotland :D i didnt perve though
No you would never do such a thing would you Tan?
:giggle:
ok i did perve after i posted just to check :D :D purely for educational purposes :roll: but i looked at location over there <<<<<<<<<<------------ :giggle:
Can I count this as sexual harrassment?
Please?
