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byron
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 53
0 miles · Falkirk

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wananbe, what gives you the right to post other people's pics here?
Hi Bob! :welcome:
watch out - the forums can be addictive!
My employer, because I'm off ill with a bad foot injury, and he decided that shouting at me because I'm ill will make it all better. T**t!
Annoying me currently are.....
People who can't argue and who use bad grammar, and who think swearing all the time somehow makes them appear oh-so-hard.
Parents who allow their kids to run riot in the supermarkets
Neds/schemies/chavs (delete as appropraite)
Boy racers
Readers of theSun and Guardian newspapers
Dude, if you give up, it means all the losers and timewasters are winning. Don't give up!
I've been let down before - I once travelled halfway across Scotland to meet a couple who never showed. That was two years ago! I will never give up, nor should you!
Jo, I just want you to know that you're an ABSOLUTE BABEand the guys who wasted your time should be bloody well ashamed of themselves!
Guys - Jo=Sexy Horny Babe. Which part of this doesn't register with you? You had the chance to have fun with her and you wasted her time. Get a life.
Sheesh, can you not just let it go?
People disagreed with you. Big deal.
Why can't you respect the opinions of others, instead of ranting and raving at them?
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And it has nothing to do with the sight of women in Jodphurs carrying riding crops..... :twisted:

Doesn't it ? It certainly should do, dear sir !
Did I say that outloud ? I'll get me coat......
Carpathian
Carpathian, the ONLY reason I joined the riding Club at Uni was because I discovered that it had a membership of 40.
2 of whom were male.... :twisted:
Moist, I can relate to this!
I'm 31, and in the last few years have had to watch my brother, followed by my cousins, all get married off to their various spouses. I even have a Christening to go this weekend.
I hate these occassions - I get the constant "it'll be your time next" practically every 5 minutes, even though I'm happy being single. I've even had (not very discreetely either) people saying "Are you gay?" because I'm now into my thirties and not married. my brother's Mother-in-Law has even joined the chorus, although WTF it has to do with her is anybody's guess.
I'm happy being single. I'm happy with my life. Shame others can't be.
I would love to contribute here, but cars ain't my thing.
Horse-riding, on the other hand, is.
And it has nothing to do with the sight of women in Jodphurs carrying riding crops..... :twisted:
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FFS Mark...c'mon mate...we've been debatin this alll fuckin day n u can't see ..how many times do we have to type....we are in a minority...who have no power....(due to employment issues etc etc being raised)...however...those ppl that do have the power...who we outlined earlier....shall we name again ...webmasters/mistresses of all the 'most popular sites' (prob your 're one of them)...plus a few of the 'mior porn celebs'.....CAN ONLY DO IT !!!!
....much respect to yourself .cos they or you have 'outted ' their/your own sexual diversity to the world ages ago...but...in doing so..have made a bunce !!!
who have we annoyed ?????

You seem to have annoyed a lot of people, and what makes things worse is that you seem to believe that you can come here and shoot your mouth off at everyone, but no-one is allowed to argue back. And that's hypocritical
You're also making less and less sense and you also have nothing to back up what you're saying, which therefore makes what you're saying an OPINIONnot a FACT. You also can't seem to understand that the idea of diversity means different opinions. Instead all you want is for everyone to agree with you, and when they don't, you rage and swear at them.
Kudos to McKee for what he's done. Kudos to Mark for posting it.
The only thing you can't sell on e-bay is porn.
This sounds a bit odd when you consider recent for sale items:
Someone's Dignity.
A bucket of water.
A fighter plane.
Some hankies (used).
Apparently porn is against the ethos of the site!
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Sarge, I've no idea what doggers would make of you turning up at a car park in THAT
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Jane & Les - you are liked - honest :color:

sod the doggers - it's the look on the sun reporters face thatI'D want to see!
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I see your still trying.
8 out of 10 for effort.

what do you mean he's still trying?
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For Byron
Love
Wilma
x x x x

passionkiss to wilma!
i've been in here a while, can I get a snog? Need something to occupy me with after all...
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Kat (are you getting a very dry mouth too?),
Sappho xxx
Yes - I keep needing to find something moist to get my tongue round :twisted:
Funny, I find I need something for my hands to be doing.... :twisted:
Had a very stressful day today - tried phomning smokeline and couldn't get through, and that was one of the minor things! In the end I bummed a couple off a friend.
Getting restarted, am just calming doown a bit.
Am thinking of a having a smoke-free swingers party.
artificer - heard abot another one - stan collymore, john leslie ulrika jonsson and calire sweeney will be there. just go to aberdeen beach, and go north east for 10 miles, until you see the life bouys.
remeber artificer, just between me and u, OK? wink
sorry Kat, i got the cupboard under the stairs first!
Might be room if I squeeze over a bit..
the great difference between the European press and the British one is the story that came out from around the time of the Profumo case. Apparently, for a joke, a French newspaper ran this headline: "British Minister sacked for having a Mistress. French Minister sacked for not having one"! rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Kat, I can see you hiding in that closet! wave
Can i join you? :mrgreen:
Either that, or email them inviting them to watch 'someone famous' dogging. The place will be miles from anywhere, real deep dark "Doesn't this area make you think of the film Dog Soldiers" type countryside.
We don't tell the others about each other.
Naturally, nobody else but the journos go.
And we leave them to their own devices. :twisted: :twisted:
Pikers - seeing as how I do re-enactment, could that be pikes, a 20 foot long weapon from the 16th and 17th centuries - never knew there was a sexual angle to using one....
And now to Deirdre Saunders.... Not so long ago, this piece of kak was telling a couple who thought that their daughter was gay to get her to go to counselling.
Huh?
So that's another life screwed up because someone can't get their brains around an alternative lifestyle.
Actually Will, you can count me in for that, although I do have diffeent ideas of how to reward myself!