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byron
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 53
0 miles · Falkirk

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Aaargh, my secret is out! I dress in funny clothes at weekends and hit people! duel And I do Bondage as well! whip
my family wouldn't be too shocked - what goes on in my sex life is of no interest to them, something they've made quite clear. My friends know, and don't care, it's my life, not theirs.
The only problem I have is that one of my neighbours is one of those peole who tries to thrust himself into the company of others, if he suspected that I wanted to host swinging parties at my flat, he'd probably have a fit, but there's nothing he can do to stop me, so why worry?
I was supposed to start tonight, but started today - woke up feeling yuck, so I put on the first patch.
Have been cleaning the house to take my mind off of things - it's getting to the completely spotless stage!
It certainly is entrapment, but that in itself is not illegal.
The only thing to do is ask if they would like to meet at a 'neautral' place beforehand, such as a coffee shop. If they get all cagey, refuse. Also ask to speak to them on the phone, again if they suddenly get all cagey, refuse to have any more to do with them. If someone wants to have sex with you, watch you having sex with others, and have you watching them have sex with others, but refuses a phone call or to meet up away from a dogging location, ask yourself why.
Surely just applying for the job is qulification in itself? lol
I don't get grey wash syndrome, but I have noticed that when I wash socks, I always seem to have one less than when I put them in... Is there a secret society behind all of this? rolleyes lol
The odd thing is, from letters that I've seen, most HNG's (Horny Net Geeks) have just the one letter which they copy 'n' paste to whoever takes their fancy!
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Will, I know how you feel - how do you think Shelley will react when he finds out I slept with both his sister AND his mother? :shock:

How do Byron, Village Idiot here, just saying hello and welcome...can't help thinking, if Shelley is the same as he was when he used to be on TV, he'll probably go down the pub and come out with some witty one liners. I used to like that programme....What happened to old Hywel Bennet anyway?
Artificer, I may have to compete with you for the title of village idiot!
Thanks to everyone who welcomed me! 8)
Will, I know how you feel - how do you think Shelley will react when he finds out I slept with both his sister AND his mother? :shock:
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Shall I compare thee to a summers day? biggrin
Oi! I think you'll find that's my line! evil Bloody cheek! rolleyes
Yeah, but you die before the Copyright Acts are brought in!
Hang on, so did I... :shock: Bugger! lol
I'm giving up this Monday at the stroke of midnight.
I'm Byron, I'm new here and jsut saying a quick hellooo to everyone!
Hi, I'm new here, but would love to come to the Munch, can I come to? smile