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capricornten
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
Straight Female
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and yes, I know this has been covered before but as time goes on relentlessly, surely opinions change!
I know it's a habit, and an expensive one, but why do people continue? Fag-face is the way one late 30s girl is referred to that we know well (sucking on fags rather than something far more exciting), wrinkles galore, leather skin, looks nearer 60. 20 fags a day, ( ) is over £200 a month, £2500 a year after tax so nearer £4000 of income needed to have those 20 a day. Who in their right mind can afford that? That's new Mercedes area, or a bloody good holiday every year for free!
It's not glamorous anymore, so come on folks, why smoke? Honestly, and as a never smoker with never a fag in the mouth, why?
so exactly how many times in the working year do they actually 'firefight'? 4 days on then 4 days off, not exactly arduous is it? If they're not fit enough, then retire on a reduced pension. There's enough time in the day to keep fit anyway.
And while I'm on the subject, lets move on to the police and their ludicrously generous package. What other person can join an employer, work 30 years and then get a pension for the next 30+ years, index linked, have no need for qualifications (no degree needed, no A levels, just 5 gcse!) Police officers retire at 50, 50% pension index linked for life, and then go out to work again! How's that for a cushy life!
Yes, jealous. I'm a teacher. I have a degree, essential when I joined. Now teachers start teaching with huge debts, work until at least 66, have worse pensions, worse salaries...................
gone on a bit there. sorry.
Quote by Max777
This?

it's ok, viewed with rose tinted glasses from a bygone era!
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it looks like ukip's popularity is growing
what part of their policies do you think are becoming popular with the British voter ?

There are many Rob and that is the reason they will be having my vote next time around.
Some of their policies get the big :thumbup: from me.
End the ban on smoking in allocated rooms in public houses, clubs and hotels. Even though I am a non smoker, the smoking ban has far exceeded what it was originally supposed to do.
The law of the land must be single and apply to us all. We oppose any other system of law. We see day after day the same laws applying to some sections of our society, and others it seems are allowed to flaunt it. That has to change and no matter what colour or religion you are, the laws must be the same for all.
Support grammar schools and vocational education.:thumbup:
Assure for all people prompt and caring treatment in ill health.:thumbup:
loved this one in particular, so sorry for the delay in responding. Tax avoidence, hypocrit! Smoking in bars? Oh come on, get real. Who wants to smell like an ashtray these days?
UKIP are a mid term protest and hopefully someone will see they have no policies of their own, just a load of fat bald out of work thugs saying it's everyone else at fault for this country being in the shite.
Repeal the Human Rights Act to end abuses by convicted criminals and illegal immigrants.:thumbup:
Double prison places to enforce zero tolerance on crime.:thumbup:
The tide of mass EU immigration has pushed down wages and restricted job opportunities. Only by leaving the EU can we regain control of our borders.
:thumbup: The biggest reason for me why they will get my vote.
The UK Independence Party's position on this issue may be stated simply: while UKIP fully supports the concept of civil partnerships, it opposes the move to legislate for same-sex marriage.:thumbup:
I will never again vote either Tory or Labour ever again. I have over the years voted for both of them, and they are really now just one party. Nigel Farage seems like a genuinely nice guy and is the one least likely to flop when answering his questions on programmes such as Question Time. He ticks many of the boxes for many new voters Rob.
There are other things as well Rob, but these are a good enough reason for me. Seems Rotherham Council do not approve though. :notes:
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After the terrible attack in London I wonder if UKIP would / could / should promise a referendum on bringing back the death penalty for terrorism and killing of police officers ?
If they did I suspect it would push them even higher in the polls. Doubt Lib-dems or Labour could say they would do the same thing, but would the Tories have to follow suit to stay in the race ?
John

birmingham 6, guildford 4, stephan kizco............ they would all have been wrongly executed if capital punishment was available.
Have you seen the records in america where they habitually kill people that they subsequently find not to have been guilty?
Shame on you for suggesting this.
i live in thetford now and use this garage. It's friendly and welcoming and how this stupid officer can abuse her position is beyond me. She's done it before and sued for an accident at work and had a payout so perhaps she's ripping us off because she can!
If i ever need to use the police perhaps i shall insist on them doing a risk assessment before they visit.
ok, so just how wonderful was the try scored by dear george north? On a scale of 1 - 10 was that not just perfect? Better than sex? No, not really but bloody wonderful all the same.
What was the best sporting moment ever in terms of excitement. No, football doesn't count. Nor motor racing. Nor synchronised swimming. Snooker. Or darts.
Bugger. What was the best rugby moment ever?
in a bunker on thetford golf course, after a really exciting veggy biryani (washed down with chilled mateus rose, 'how cool and sophisticated can you get' I hear you say) delivered by a rather unsettled home delivery driver at about mmidnight!
well firstly if your sex life, and married life, isn't perfect then go and work on it! Counselling, guidance, anything to at least make an effort. Sex isn't everything, ok it's major, but work if you put the same effort into your relationship as perhaps you put into this site it could be better.
And then just live for cock. It's pretty close to the best toy ever invented and mega underused.
anything above seven inches is pointless, sort of. It looks good, nice to have two hand round, can't swallow it, can't stick it everywhere...........
6 or 7, at most, allegedly, and thick. If it doesn't fit inside a standard bog roll thing, then that's perfect.
Allegedly.
oh don't! Spent a very adorable weekend in brighton, and then a few more! Wow! Nights on the beach, and so friendly. Gay, bi, no-one seemed to care and ended up on the beach in front of a fire, dancing until early morning. Is there a nicer place in england?
thanks lost. See, once again it's a simple solution. Use ME! ME! How simple can it be,
ok, or someone else. Soddit, bummer and shite. Anyone but someone up close and personal.
Yes, someone other than me. However much it hurts to say so..........
Do I get brownie points for this post?
oh for heavens sake, the solution is incredibly simple. Use me! Me me me me me. Ok, or someone else.
It's a hell of a turnon knowing your partner is out with someone, 'just for coffee' perhaps, but not knowing for sure. But close friends? No chance.
yes, norwich. A desert, little or no life as we know it. So come on folks, where should I move to, and why?
Is there hope? Does anyone want to move to norfolk (yes, nelson county if anyone's interested) and home to delia fc. Can't think of anything else to promote it, and for a non football lover it's even worse. No first class cricket, no rugby, shite beaches... Oh please, help before I phone the samaritans!
Is anywhere worse?
at the risk of offending lots of people, do we prefer babes non smoking, proportionately amazing and looking after themselves or:
50 a day, bbw............. or just fat?
And girls, come on let's have your views too! Fat, unshaven, doesn't know the difference between primark and selfridges.....
but does it matter?
shit yes, other half loves it in a threesome when she sits back and gets her rocks off!
On the other hand, well yes when there's a hand free...............or mouth.......
bought some nice earings for other half recently, struggle with the idea of anything else.
Snob? Maybe, but who has ever seen anyone with any class having a face full of stuff or nipples etc.
Remember folks, everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
not known those with straight labels to suck cock, but then each to their own.
What's cognitive dissonance? Can I drink it? Is it/are they for sale in poundland or do I need to go upmarket?
well there's a new one for me. What other societies should be on here and, for some reason, aren't?
And should I join said society? Would I appreciate the finer points of the number of cocks that would be visible? Would I feel proud or ashamed of my organ? See, the more you think about things the more there is to worry about. I used to be indecisive, now I just can't make up my mind.
spur of the moment has it for me. Every time. On the other hand, arranged can build up the anticipation, especially if you've never met the other party/parties before.....
Damn, now see what you've done. am on a saturday morning and confusion reigns. Thanks for that.
oh come on, surely it's added sex appeal! Guys like looking at girls in stockings...... there's nothing quite so sexy to see as a well turned out ankle. And helps get a grip too.
guilty as charged m'lud. On the other hand though, so what? There are a number of people on here and for differing reasons. Playing away is or can be as much fun as playing together, the excitement and anticipation as normal but with that bit of added extra something. Not saying it's right or wrong, but each to their own.
so what is it about threesomes with 'the elusive single female' that's the big turn on for some people, especially reading through many ads? Surely three with two guys is far more entertaining. Is it lack of security for some guys out there that have never played with a cock? Is it that they think perhaps their sexuality will be compromised?
Clues please.
wow, what responses but come on folks, let's look at reality here. When you meet at a club then you have the chance to link to the person one to one. If you look at the advert on here then it's a bit clinical and we're all looking for sharon stone (or )george clooney or whatever rocks it for you(
just, in passing, like to comment that some sport bras, lots and lots of lycra, keep everything in wonderful shape, hold things in place and allow plenty of feeling through the nice thin sensitive material. Stop thinking of them as being those really structured conical things built with the same materials of the humber suspension bridge and think mclaren f1.
Serana and venus williams both wear them and oh my god, I think I have a leak.........
oh god yes, always in the mood. Surely so is every living breathing male. This side of 95 anyway.
only second? Male and breathing means generally twenty seven looks and at least 5 fantasies. And that doesn't take into account those odd occasions when perhaps a glass or two of chateaux crapeaud has been downed an maybe the judgement has taken a pounding.
I still have fantasies about that tennis player that came out as lesbian and looks a bit like a bloke, about 50 something now. Fortunately the name escapes me. Won lots and lots of stuff.
yes, I've a fantasy about football. It's the one that takes it out of the newspapers, off the backpage, relegates it to an obscure channel (espn is about right) and never reports any celeb type gossip that this or that footballer has shagged c lister or been done for speeding, tax evasion, shagging hookers, done for coke sniffing...... oh please consign this utter tripe to the gutter where it belongs.
Is that too much?
heading over there end of july, is a quiet area but can be some lively parties in private villas. Let us know if anyone around.
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Of course it's bloody sex. If touching each others genitals for pleasure its sex. If it wasn't, and only intercourse was, then oral sex would be called oral masturbation not oral sex. Let's face it Bill Clinton is the only person in the world who believes (yeah right) that it isn't.

no, sorry lost but you're completely wrong here. Bill, bless his heart, was honest in his responses to all intents and purposes. It was that disgraceful monika lewdinsky that led him astray by telling him that if there was no penetration then it was just playing doctors and nurses. I think an apology needed here before mr ex president starts extradition proceedings to put you behind bars for the rest of your natural!