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capricornten
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
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of course, and those that haven't don't know what they're missing. A quality hooker in amsterdam (other venues are available) will know exactly what she's doing and do it well. Isn't it the same as 'who's been out for a meal?' We can all cook at home but every now and again it's nice to meet a real pro that knows how to do it properly.
well firstly there's champagne and there's champagne. A nice chilled bollinger/verve cliquot, crystal etc. and you may be onto a winner should you turn up to the totty shop dressed to kill in the aston/bentley etc. Shop at asda/aldi and turn up at the local boozer in elasticated waist jogging pants and slippers with a warm bottle of their own brand shouting 'well who's for a shag then' and, to be honest, there's your answer as to why your lack of success in the licking etc.
and anyway in summer, yes despite the rain etc., it does seem to be summer, there's more to do and needs doing. This site is more for relaxation and winter/autumn fun (and planning ahead). People tend to dip in and out, as the saying goes, and don't follow through.
So relax, wait for the long cold nights when there's nothing better to do than get hot and sweaty with some nice close, and getting closer, friends!
So relax, wait for the long cold nights when there's nothing better to do than get hot and sweaty with some nice close, and getting closer, friends!
so why is a poke on facebook more acceptable than a wink on here? Haven't used wink, and do agree it's lazyness but then the idea that it can be used as a bookmark makes sense. Isn't it nice to see another persons view, as there was me thinking that I'm always right. Bugger, there's always a first time for everything. And are they tweekys legs? See, there's always something worth looking at.
norfolk! Have lived in this area for a few years now and still amazed by the place. Some of the beaches are wonderful, the forests are places to explore by bike for hour after hour and yes, we have broads (oh yes we do) and we even now have a distillery. And the weather is better in the east.
I've given up the demon booze, and not had a drink this year (actually since boxing dear 2011) and the benefits are showing. Lost just over half a stone (or 4 kilos in new money). Worked out that the weekly cost was about £40, so lots more dosh to spend on clothes, holidays, weekends away etc. Don't smoke and never have but for those that do the cost must be horrific. Do I feel better? Don't actually know.
So who has thought about giving up what, and why? Over a year it could be £2000. Is it worth it?
So who has thought about giving up what, and why? Over a year it could be £2000. Is it worth it?
It's like in "The Wizard of Oz" ..... the ruler was magic!good heavens no of course not! Wouldn't dream of meeting anyone without a full portfolio of photographic evidence of their suitability for rumpy pumpy.
Of course I do accept that there are those of us with serious weight problems and some hair loss (the wig is guarenteed 5 years and not really noticable), loose fitting dentures, a slight squint, acne (medicated though, and it's not contagious) that to save embarrassment are excluded from this 'something to hide' statement and should be told to hide their afflictions. Any mega hot babe withing 50 miles of norwich should be encouraged to contact such individuals asap to see if a style makeover a la gok could make a difference.
Those that are george clooney lookalikes have to keep the fanmail down to a minimum too.
Of course I do accept that there are those of us with serious weight problems and some hair loss (the wig is guarenteed 5 years and not really noticable), loose fitting dentures, a slight squint, acne (medicated though, and it's not contagious) that to save embarrassment are excluded from this 'something to hide' statement and should be told to hide their afflictions. Any mega hot babe withing 50 miles of norwich should be encouraged to contact such individuals asap to see if a style makeover a la gok could make a difference.
Those that are george clooney lookalikes have to keep the fanmail down to a minimum too.
oh for heavens sake move on! There are those shitbags (no, I don't mean anyone in particular, as there's no way responses can be made all the time and surely they're nolt expected by any reasonably sane member of the human race) that don't respond and so what? If kylie responded to every email I sent she'd be online 24/7! Yes, ok. I have a thing about kylie. Yes, she always let's me down but I live in hope.
More than hope. I turned to religion just in case.
More than hope. I turned to religion just in case.
excuse me but even though it's a good 14inches, or half a metre in new money, mine is certainly not a hard on and therefore if the foreskin isn't in the right place or aesthetically not pleasing enough it's not medically unsound. And it's in perfect working order too!
And Mrs Stranz, my english teacher from all those years ago, would have given me a B- for beginning a sentence with 'and'.
Probably a 'c' for doing it twice.
Although doing it twice in rapid succession shoots me to the top of the pile!
And Mrs Stranz, my english teacher from all those years ago, would have given me a B- for beginning a sentence with 'and'.
Probably a 'c' for doing it twice.
Although doing it twice in rapid succession shoots me to the top of the pile!
the question 'does it reflect on the management.......' oh god yes it does! Big time.
If the job cannot be done in the time allocated then there's two simple situations here. First, the person doing the job is incapable. Secondly, the job cannot be done. Unfortunately bad management seems to suggest the former and keeps loading more and more tasks/responsibilities making the latter even less realistic.
Management and leadership are two distinctly different roles. Sadly now it's leadership that seems to be pushing to the fore. 'If I can do that, then so can you' however that poor sad bastard doesn't have a life, spends hours and hours extra doing the task and puts more and more work on the rest of the workforce.
Join a union, get advice. Most importantly, talk to someone! Anyone. A problem shared is a problem halved (I could get a job as a football pundit coming out with cliched crap like that!!!!!!!!!!!)
I left a position a few years ago that involved serious management and moved many rungs down. Never been happier!
And have time for extra curricular daytime activities too. What more can a man want?
If the job cannot be done in the time allocated then there's two simple situations here. First, the person doing the job is incapable. Secondly, the job cannot be done. Unfortunately bad management seems to suggest the former and keeps loading more and more tasks/responsibilities making the latter even less realistic.
Management and leadership are two distinctly different roles. Sadly now it's leadership that seems to be pushing to the fore. 'If I can do that, then so can you' however that poor sad bastard doesn't have a life, spends hours and hours extra doing the task and puts more and more work on the rest of the workforce.
Join a union, get advice. Most importantly, talk to someone! Anyone. A problem shared is a problem halved (I could get a job as a football pundit coming out with cliched crap like that!!!!!!!!!!!)
I left a position a few years ago that involved serious management and moved many rungs down. Never been happier!
And have time for extra curricular daytime activities too. What more can a man want?
have browsed loving links recently, am surprised by the number of photographs because the idea is discretion! How can this be? Monthly cost if the site isn't much and anyone can see who's putting it about so the original idea of the site, looking after the ignored wife/husband in the bedroom department, seems to have gone awol.
lately I've been noticing a bloke in the gym. Very good nick in a mature sort of way, and I thought he was early/mid forties. He bench presses well over 100kgs, and plays squash better than I do. Have also found out he runs, cycles, plays badminton (better than I do too!). Found out today he's 56! Is it the excercise that does it?
And the noticing in the gym is because he's in better nick than me. Not the sexual way.
Now I think I feel young and look good for my age. Not so thrilled no though. However, will I feel that way in 10 years time? Do I have to spend hours in duncans gym to get/keep a good body? Do I age gracefully? Do I just go to seed? Why do I care what someone else looks like (is it genetic, do I ask if it's botox?) and, more importantly, do I join the squash league and accidentally break his leg in a fit of pique?
Does everyone feel their age? What does your age actually feel like?
Why do I need a drink?
And the noticing in the gym is because he's in better nick than me. Not the sexual way.
Now I think I feel young and look good for my age. Not so thrilled no though. However, will I feel that way in 10 years time? Do I have to spend hours in duncans gym to get/keep a good body? Do I age gracefully? Do I just go to seed? Why do I care what someone else looks like (is it genetic, do I ask if it's botox?) and, more importantly, do I join the squash league and accidentally break his leg in a fit of pique?
Does everyone feel their age? What does your age actually feel like?
Why do I need a drink?
