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This is a telephone conversation between a boss and the child of one of his employees...
An employer, concerned with the best worker not showing up for work, decides to give him a call. He dialled the employees home number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello?"
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"
"Yes", whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?" the man asked.
The small voice whispered "No".
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mummy there?"
"Yes" came the answer.
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No".
Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided that he would just leave a message with the person who should be watching over the child.
"Is there anyone else there in your house?" the boss asked the child.
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman".
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employees home, the Boss asked "May i speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.
"Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the fireman," whispered the child.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece of the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice.
"What's going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed hushed voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper".
Alarmed, concerned and more that just a little frustrated, the boss asked "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied, along with a muffled giggle......
"Me".
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An employer, concerned with the best worker not showing up for work, decides to give him a call. He dialled the employees home number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello?"
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"
"Yes", whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?" the man asked.
The small voice whispered "No".
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mummy there?"
"Yes" came the answer.
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No".
Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided that he would just leave a message with the person who should be watching over the child.
"Is there anyone else there in your house?" the boss asked the child.
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman".
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employees home, the Boss asked "May i speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.
"Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the fireman," whispered the child.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece of the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice.
"What's going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed hushed voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper".
Alarmed, concerned and more that just a little frustrated, the boss asked "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied, along with a muffled giggle......
"Me".
ccr xxx
Something that came thru at work the other day, apologies if you've already seen it 
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weighlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing".
2. Dressage commentator: "This is a really lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball annoucer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...Oh My God, what have I just said?".
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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weighlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing".
2. Dressage commentator: "This is a really lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball annoucer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...Oh My God, what have I just said?".
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My dad has been suffering from a big bout of depression and finally after about 15 months we can all see light at the end of the tunnel. He takes anti depressants and to be honest they have literally saved his life, those and an excellent GP who took the time to sit and listen to him. The problem he has now is weaning the dose down, and in the frame of mind he is in I can't see a problem with that, but again it will be a long hard struggle, maybe another 15 months, but at least we can see my dad 'back to normal' again, whatever that may be 
Jags - someone who I work with bought one of those sunrise lamp thingies you got for the very same reason as you, and she felt 100 times better after using it, so maybe it's not the placebo effect after all.. :D
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Jags - someone who I work with bought one of those sunrise lamp thingies you got for the very same reason as you, and she felt 100 times better after using it, so maybe it's not the placebo effect after all.. :D
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:shock: Quote by onlyme1981
(Incidentally I love the film Beaches - makes me cry every time!)
Me too!
Quote by lilacgem
my immortal by Evanescence it has so much meaning it makes me cry every time
Me too aswell!! :) I took my son to see Evanescence live earlier this year, and was sat there with leaky eyes, felt a right prune...but what the hell, it was fantastic
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Quote by Redbird
You could always recreate that famous scene from that film where they have sex in the kitchen with the fridge door open - oh god what's it called again??? Anyway it looks really naughty and wouldn't cost you anything at all. Have fun x
Do you mean 9 1/2 weeks? That film is seriously erotic!
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Quote by Alex_Female
George Michael. My wet dreams soon dried up when I found out he was gay!!
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
My first single (showing my age now, lol) was Mull of Kintyre by Paul McCartney and I was a lot later buying my first album which was The Smiths. Mr ccr's was Devilgate Drive by Suzi Quatro and his first album was A Night At The Opera by Queen (I see a little silohouetto of a man..scaramouche..scaramouche..will you do the fandango.....)
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Quote by neilinleeds
You are very likely to feel that you are psychic and many other people around you may have even confirmed this belief. If you're not pursuing classes or learning more about developing your skills, it's only a matter of time before you embark on a new adventure into the realm of the paranormal.
tarot reading anyone??????????? ;-)
neil x x x x x
OMG!! :shock: I got the same answer as this Neil, does this mean we are tele-pathetic
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:rotflmao: ccr xxx
