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2 months ago
Bi-curious Male, 48
Bi-curious Female, 46
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Quote by awayman
I am, by some people's definition, promiscuous. I am less promiscuous now than when I was younger, when I was, to be honest, a total slut.
Am I attractive? Fuck knows.
However, I have self respect, and a clear understanding of why I do, what I do. That'll do for me, and other people seem to be at ease with that.

I think this describes me perfectly.
When I was younger, I was to quote awayman - a total slut. I wouldn't say I had all that much self respect to be honest, I think I was looking for validation. Now i'm older, I guess I would still consider myself promiscuous. Why else would I be on a swingers website when I am happily married? I do have self respect now, and although would say I am promiscuous (for the reason above) I am still quite choosy. Confused yet? lol.
To answer the question, I don't find overly promiscuous people attractive myself. As others have said above, it's quite nice to feel a bit special, knowing the people who have approached you are quite choosy themselves.
*Her*
Quote by foxylady2209
You have to walk half a mile just to get to a trowel and then fight your way past ones with pink flowery handles - I kid you not, you can get whole sets of tools with pink flowery handles - and don't get me started on the range of brightly patterened wellies - in adult sizes FFS.
/rantover

Hehehe - I have fab patterned wellies and pink gardening gloves. Just waiting till my tools need replacing then I'll have pink tools too lol
*Her*
Quote by waynesworld
The reason Frecklebird is some peeps advertize for heavy cummers Wot is heavy

Well then I would say (if you look above rolleyes) anything over 5ml. 5ml is one teaspoon so anything over one teaspoon I guess.
*Her* (who appears to be turning into Markz :rollsmile
The average man produces between and 5ml of ejaculate.
Don't ask me how I know rolleyes (and I didn't even look it up!)
HTH
*Her*
Edited cos I can't spell :roll:
Make mine a frozen margarita please. Ohhhhh, that sounds so nice i'm going to go make myself one now biggrin
*Her*
Edit: well that didn't work. The ice wasn't frozen, and I didn't want to wait so I thought just frozen mango would work. I've been sat drinking mango mush with tequila for the last 20 minutes rolleyes
Oh well, the ice should be frozen soon. I'll try again lol
Quote by Bluefish2009
I love Irish, and sottish voices, particularly over the phone dunno

Spot on for me too. I am also rather partial to a Scouse accent redface
*Her*
The doctor referring us for fertility testing. :-D Hopefully now, we're on the road to finding out why it hasn't happened for us the last 12 cycles we've been (really!) trying.
Really feel like a load has been lifted, someone is helping and we might actually get the one thing we've wanted for so long.
*Her*
Walking into our first munch (Birmingham - 2005) shaking with nerves and nearly turning around and walking out before we were literally bowled over by a site member, who took us under her wing who very quickly became a RL best friend.
Had she not done that, I think it's safe to say we probably would have turned around and never looked back. Here we are 5 years later tho!
*Her*
Quote by tweeky
Mai Tai

Oooh, we had LOTS of those in Mexico!
And Planters Punch
2oz dark rum
1/4 oz grenadine
equal parts sour mix and either pineapple or orange juice to fill
club soda (optional)
maraschino cherry for garnish
lemon or orange slice for garnish
Soooo very tasty.
*Him*
(p.s. we were on our honeymoon in Mexico - I'm allowed to drink cocktails when I'm basking by the pool :P )
Like many others have said, we don't use this place to "escape" vanilla life, more to make it more exciting.
Having said that tho, most of our vanilla life overlaps with our life on here as so many people have become "real" friends.
*Her*
Uh oh. *Him* has 4 of the 9 "qualities" BIoke mentioned. Should I be worried??? lol
*Her*
I would share my toothbrush with *Him* and vice versa, I mean, we've shared worse in the past wink lol
*Her*
Although we were never prolific posters we have started posting a lot more recently. No idea why confused:
We'll join your search team Bloke - reel some "oldies" back in
*Her*
Quote by noladreams
Now there are people in my life who know I'm a member here and have an inkling of the various sexual pursuits I enjoy. However there are more who are not so clued up - and I am happy with that.
The only thing is, I find myself running out of excuses as to how I know or where I met people or sometimes where I am going to.
"Oh yeah, erm... well is a friend of . We met at that party I went to years back, remember? No? Oh well."
"Tomorrow night? No, sorry. I'm off out to for a night out with the girls from work. Is Sue going? Oh no, sorry did I say the girls from work? I meant colleagues from my last work."
rolleyes
As you can see, I'm never the most imaginative!
So, can anyone give me some new excuses to explain away swinging meets or swinging friends?
lol

We're lucky, to my friends it's people *Him* grew up with and vice versa.
We were someone from here's excuse once upon a time. Apparently "we" were going through a tough time, and I'd call regularly with a crisis and said person would have to leave the house to come comfort me :-o Was news to me till I spoke to said persons mom one night :lol:
*Her*
Those bloody politicians are spending far too much time in the limelight so...
John Prescott.
And Maggie Thatcher.
Ewwwwwww :shudder:
*Him*
Quote by BIoke
Driving back from toys r us Mrs Tweeky said to me the girls in the mini bus keep waving at you. When I looked over they held up a sign saying "were all having a gangbang in here" Gave them the :thumbup: shame they didnt show me their tits.

PMSL
Classic :thumbup:
This reminds me of a social that myself, *Him*, Makingcocoa and Marmalade drove down to a few years back. We got stuck in traffic on the M5 and dug out a notepad and marker pen.
We're all naked from the waist down was one that went down well. lol
One of the funniest journeys we've ever had. Made even better when a car pulling a caravan with 2 older couples in it slowed down as they passed us for the umpteenth time after we'd been flashing cards saying "Hi mom". One of the ladies had found a notebook & pen herself and written "no dinner for you tonight son"! :lol:
*Her*
Quote by essex34m
Lovely openness and honesty dunc. I am not a penis I am a human being. Like it.

And windows to perv through, was my idea!.
I am a PC ! lol
Watersports was my idea.
I am a WC!
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
Wine meets monitor moment
What a waste! rolleyes :lol:
*Her*
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Totally hijacking the thread - sorry Kaznkev - I've just attempted to wax my upper lip ready for tomorrow night. I've done it before, no problems but today the wax just wouldn't come away (new "improved" wax strips!). I had to go over it several times and it still hasn't taken it all off. I now have a patchy upper lip and what I think will turn into a scab tomorrow. :doh:
HELP! What can I do?
*Her*

no problems,erm,i once got told i looked really sexy in an arabian nights style face veil,any help? lol
If Kaz got on with her spinning and knitting, she could make a balaclava for Mrs Fun too ;)
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
That made me laugh - and it hurt!!! :lol:
Kaz - i'm not sure a veil is going to go with my outfit...:-?

*Her*
Totally hijacking the thread - sorry Kaznkev - I've just attempted to wax my upper lip ready for tomorrow night. I've done it before, no problems but today the wax just wouldn't come away (new "improved" wax strips!). I had to go over it several times and it still hasn't taken it all off. I now have a patchy upper lip and what I think will turn into a scab tomorrow. :doh:
HELP! What can I do?
*Her*
Quote by GnV
I'm sure some brainbox will come up with the research, but the burning question is...
Is the amount of tax and duty collected on smoking equal to, in excess of or less than the (perceived) amount of money spent providing care to those with tobacco related illness?

Tax from fags = 8.1 Billion ( )
NHS spending on cigarette related illness = 1.7 Billion ( )
These figures are from 2008 so in reality, the amount of tax will have increased but the money spent on smoking related illness has in all likelyhood gone down, if only slightly (less older people who smoked their whole lives, less people smoking since the smoking ban)
The reality is that if they made smoking illegal as many people would like, this country would be even more on it's knees than it is now.
Let me ask those who want it made illegal. Would you be happy to pay the deficit in your yearly tax bill? No, I thought not. In 2008 there were approx 61383000 (children under 16 represented 1 in 5 of those figures) divide 8.1 billion between the figure of people in the UK and thats a scary figure. You'd either be taxed more or spending would be cut further, or more likely a combination of both to recoup the money, whichever, they are both scary thoughts.
Smoking was banned in Pubs & workplaces - fair enough. I happen to agree to a point with this.
I do however, object to getting filthy looks from non smokers for smoking in the street. Where the hell else am I supposed to do it? If you don't like it, dont fecking walk 5 inches from where i'm smoking!!!
We take meter readings every month after a nasty surprise last January. Fair enough, our house is big and we had 10 people in the house over the Christmas period that year. My dad thought it was OK to spend all day in the conservatory with it's plastic roof (!) with the electric fire on all day (even though theres a real fire in the living room)
The combined gas & electric bill for just that 1/4? £840!!! We'd only been paying £80 per month so the outstanding was £600. To say I nearly fell over was a bit of an understatement.
We took several measures including replacing all the lights in the living room (all 8 of them!) with energy saving bulbs, but that didn't seem to be doing much so we bought 3 lamps for the living room. Cosy and a hell of a lot cheaper.
We also set the heating to be no more than 18 degrees at any time. That took some getting used to as we were used to 20/21 degrees but obviously couldn't afford that. We also covered cardboard with foil and put it behind the rads that were on outside walls to reflect the heat back into the house rather than loose it to outside.
I took to batch cooking more. If the oven went on, I put more than one meal in there, divided it up and froze what we didn't use. A quick blast in the microwave and bingo. A ready meal and I don't have to cook every night.
We've got our usage down now to £88 a month, which is still pretty high but compared to the £280 a month that quarter was, it's a hell of a lot better and we hopeully won't owe anything over the winter months.
Lesson learned the hard way!
It's a farce tho when you have to freeze in your own home because you can't afford to heat it!
*Her*
Quote by mistress_sassy
I am a convert. It hurts less than waxing and in the long run is cheaper! The bikini area alone (all hair off like a hollywood wax) is only £455 for a course of six treatments. (£765 for both bikini and underarms). You may then need the odd treatment, maybe only or twice a year (if at all), only if any dormant hairs grow back, which are around £60 a time. Now it sounds a lot in one go, but compare it to waxing at £25-40 a time, which needs to be done every 4-6 weeks, it pays for itself within a year or so.

Hmmmmm, you sell it well lol I must admit, the thought of not having to let it grow back and fit the appointments in around social engagements is appealing. As is not having to go through the pain every time.
Sadly we don't have the money right now, but if work picks up - I may be giving you a call for advice!
Good to see you back posting btw wave
*Her*
Quote by noladreams
I like to watch it being done and I can understand it must feel great. I just don't know if my 'can't be done' block is physical or mental or a combo of both... :-?

Could be a bit of both. The best bit of advice I was given was to bear down at the point you think it can't possibly happen and bingo.
*Her*
Quote by Dirtygirly
Never, nevver, never here. Sadly I have to wear one (and a padded one at that) else people will think I have 2 backs! lol
I'd love to get away with it, and I might if I were thinner. Usually bigger ladies have bigger boobs - not me grrrr.
*Her*

You'd have to actually be a bigger lady in the first place! wink
You've not seen me in 2 years :lol: but thanks kiss
*Her*
I'm with Kaznkev on this. Absolutely love, love, love it.
Never thought we'd manage it in the beginning but perserverance was the key.
I think I made the biggest noise/mess ever the other night when *Him* had a fist inside me then managed a cock too :shock: It was a good job I didn't need to get up afterwards as I swear I wouldn't have been capable of walking with the amount of shaking I was doing.
The benefits of living in a detached house.....
*Her*
Never, nevver, never here. Sadly I have to wear one (and a padded one at that) else people will think I have 2 backs! lol
I'd love to get away with it, and I might if I were thinner. Usually bigger ladies have bigger boobs - not me grrrr.
*Her*
I second popping a couple of pills before the deed is done. It's not actually all that bad. It hurts like all hell for the second it's being ripped off but thats all. I wouldn't go back to any other method now. The only thing thats a bit of a pain is having to let it grow back and timing it if you have "things" planned.
I'd love laser but sadly we can't afford it. We can just about stretch to the £40 every 5 weeks - saying that, on my last visit, my therapist told me she was leaving. I nearly cried till she told me she'd do home visits. That should bring the price right down. It's hard to find a decent therapist and mine is thorough to say the least. She's seen bits of me that *Him* hasn't lol
*Her*
Ginger Beer
(36 pints) Boiling Water
(2½lb) Sugar
40g (1½oz) Bruised Ginger
25g (1oz) Cream of Tartar
2 Lemons, rind and juice
2 large tbsp Brewers Yeast
Peel the lemons, squeeze the juice, strain it and put the peel and juice into a large earthen pan, with the bruised ginger, cream of tartar and sugar.
Pour over (3 gallons) of boiling water.
Let it stand until just warm.
Add the yeast, which should be thick and perfectly fresh.
Stir the contents of the pan well and keep in a warm place over night, covering the pan over with a cloth.
The next day skim off the yeast and pour the liquor carefully into another vessel, leaving the sediment.
Bottle immediately and secure the corks.
In 3 days the ginger beer will be fit for use.
For some tastes, the above proportion of sugar may be found rather too large, when it may be diminished, but the beer will not keep so long.
*Her*
Quote by Nimbus
I noticed this evening when walking the dog that the elder trees are sprouting green... and if you drink wine at the same rate as me you need to start preparing now...

Elderflowers also freeze very well, if you wanted to keep the Elderflower Champagne flowing through the summer.
Makes about 6 litres
Ingredients
4 litres hot water
700g sugar
Juice and zest of four lemons
2 tablespoons white wine vinegar
About 15 elderflower heads, in full bloom
A pinch of dried yeast (you may not need this)
Method: How to make elderflower champagne
1. Put the hot water and sugar into a large container (a spotlessly clean bucket is good) and stir until the sugar dissolves, then top up with cold water so you have 6 litres of liquid in total.
2. Add the lemon juice and zest, the vinegar and the flower heads and stir gently.
3. Cover with clean muslin and leave to ferment in a cool, airy place for a couple of days. Take a look at the brew at this point, and if it’s not becoming a little foamy and obviously beginning to ferment, add a pinch of yeast.
4. Leave the mixture to ferment, again covered with muslin, for a further four days. Strain the liquid through a sieve lined with muslin and decant into sterilised strong glass bottles with champagne stoppers (available from home-brewing suppliers) or Grolsch-style stoppers, or sterilized screw-top plastic bottles (a good deal of pressure can build up inside as the fermenting brew produces carbon dioxide, so strong bottles and seals are essential).
5. Seal and leave to ferment in the bottles for at least a week before serving, chilled. The champagne should keep in the bottles for several months. Store in a cool, dry place.