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couplefunuk
2 months ago
Bi-curious Male, 48
Bi-curious Female, 46
UK

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Honestly? At the moment, nothing.
I work in sales, and it's bloody hard work for no return and has been the same since about October 2008! I keep thinking it'll turn around, but so far, nada.
2 years ago I loved it. There was money to be made then and lots of it, but minimum wage is just not doing it for me right now!
*Her*
Quote by Ukwineman
i got a great new app for my iphone that gives you live timings and where they are on the track and what position, so even if they are watching back markers, i know when someone pits or goes of the track or overtakes. its great

Also available for other phones too! Winmo, and Symbian etc.
*Him*
Quote by Steve
Which in reality only serves to highlight the problems in F1 today....
Too much reliance on Aero grip....And designing a car that produces "dirty air" ....
It should be massively reduced and the emphasis put on mechanical grip....

I quite agree about the aerodynamic influence on the track, and you'll have to colour me naive, but I really dont think the teams have time to be designing cars that produce "dirty air" on purpose. It's a by-product of the aerodynamic downforce created by the wings etc.
The BBC boys did a great interview with one of the team principles this weekend about the recent rule changes and how it hasn't had the desired effect of making the racing closer and spectator friendly - the upshot being that kneejerk reactions to the latest set of changes wont help as the teams will constantly be chasing their tales in an effort to stay ahead. Let the teams settle in to the new rules - they're rather clever chaps that will no doubt ome up with even more ways to create grip and bend the rules to their advantage.
Mechanical grip is the way forward (as you say!) so maybe there should be some kind of limit on the amount of downforce produced - however you generate it. I think you've got to be careful though as limiting the options the teams have will eventually produce a sport that is essentially a single design car which will greatly reduce the emphasis on the teams and potentially the interest in the sport.
I think I'll leave it to the FIA and just watch from the comfort of my sofa...
*Him*
Quote by tweeky
I never got to go but the last night at Bowlers sad

OMG - TUNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ahem .....
Sorry but it is! Memories of a mis spent yoof!
*Her* (dancing around the living room lol)
Quote by tweeky
So what is the magic site all the couples now inhabit?dunno:giveup:

There have been several debacles over the years that led to ex members forming their own websites, some just left. For the MOST part though Ex members and the more swinging orientated members rather than time wasters end up

I've ALWAYS wanted to go there!!!! lol
*Her*
We're the same as a couple of others here in that, our profile clearly states we're not looking for new people right now. We have people we "work with" lol and we're not looking to expand on that right now. If someone still thinks it's OK to mail us, when we said we're not looking, then thats their own luck out to be honest.
Occasionally we'll get a nicely composed mail which we'll take the time to reply to, but usually it's along the lines of "i'm in the area tonight, fancy a fuck"? Of course we're not going to reply to that! Glad we're convenient for you, but you've given us no reason at all there to make us think you'd change our minds from what we've already said, we're not looking!
*Her*
Tonight we shall be relaxing in a slowly warming house. If all goes well it'll be 18C before tomorrow.
Speaking of tomorrow - we have bugger all plans. Some tasty curries to cook and let mellow for dinner, but thats it.
Sunday - domestic bliss I believe. No plans, other than being warm.
*Him*
I'm feckin awful as Her will attest. I have to repeat some things over and over to remember them (like shopping lists) and I'll still forget some of it. I can remember some really weird stuff from way back when (like the colour of the saucepans my parents had 27 years ago) and I can remember things that are really random (like names of islands in the Philippines) but I'm crap at remembering the stuff I need to remember day to day.
I dunno, I'm still alive so I can't be doing too badly. dunno
*Him*
I AM and inventor, but sadly all my inventions suck (literally!) and if I tell you about any of them, I'll get fired. Booo!
As for things I'd want to invent - Money Tree?
*Him*
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
I was 10 so still in Junior school!? Probably playing kiss chase in the playground!
Not much has changed lol
*Her*
Love Skins. A lot of series 1 & 2 was filmed just off Gloucester Road where I work. I've yet to bump into any of them though :sad:
Becs, the receptionist in Casualty many moons ago often walks past my office though....
Also loving
CSI
Desperate Housewives
NCIS
Glee (!)
And have just discovered the delights of Gavin & Stacey. D/L all 3 series and halfway through them at the moment.
Oh, whats occuring lol
*Her*
Ohhhh we love this and are eagerly awaiting Friday when it starts again.
We watched the entire 4th series back to back and it's a great way to watch it but we can't wait for the whole series to air this time before we watch it.
I have no predictions really, I can't guess where they're going to go with it, but i'm looking forward to watching it from the beginning once we've seen them all knowing what is really going on.
*Her*
We got married (almost) 6 months ago. It cost us the grand sum of £14,000 which we paid ourselves. We'll be paying it off for the next couple of years (or 10 now my salary has dropped!) and tbh, I wish we hadn't bothered!
Not with the wedding, but with the expense & pomp of it all. It was "expected" (even tho no one else contributed) and in the end, more than 75% of my family didn't even bother coming and those that did, had me in tears just a few weeks before, threatening not to come.
If I knew then what I know now, we'd have done it abroad on a beach. Those who mattered would have been there.
As it turns out, it was friends who we met on here who made the day special - half the wedding party were swingers!!! lol
*Her*
Quote by Missy
What a fab theme for a Pussy Posse meet! :twisted:

Sounds perfect for a Pussy Posse meet rotflmao
It's all women so far, me, Witchy (in her swimming hat lol ), Corrie, Voddy (with duck tape over her mouth :lol: ), Couplefunuk skating in (we'll shove you in the room so you don't skate straight past :lol: ), Sassy and Mrs-bmw.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Partay!
*Her*
I have always loved the thought of this, it's just too damn messy!
I wouldn't mind it in my hair - might do it some good it's so dry lol, but the mess on the floor..... :scared: We have wood floors throughout the house and i'd be slipping and breaking my neck for months afterwards lol
Would be amazing if it could be done tho......
*Her*
The measure of good sex? I'd have to agree with those who said "when I can't walk" or stand up. Or stop shaking. Or talk (those who know me will be surprised at that!) lol That's usually some good sex right there!
*Her*
Quote by Scottalottie
WATCH THIS SPACE FOR SINGLES ONLY SWINGING EVENTS!!!!!

Speed dating then? dunno
Can't be bothered to respond to anything else as it's clear that the OP doesn't want to hear anything that's not in agreement with what he's saying.
*Her*
Depends on the quantity you want to consume!
A small bar HAS to be Galaxy. Anything up to say, 200g.
A LARGE bar HAS to be Dairy Milk. Anything above say, 1 kilo.
In between that, you can mix n match.
Sorry, but those are the rules!
*Him*
Quote by Ms_Whips
i wouldn't touch another citroen. i've had 5 and they have all been expencive and crap.
whips

You catch on quick then? lol
To keep things on topic, our Mondeo has been pretty reliable up to now. First car we've ever had that passed the MOT first time. Oh, and that MOT link is dubious to say the least. I mean, there are no lambourghini's on there, mainly because not many people own one in comparison to any other car - it's all relative - anyway, I digress :lol:
*Her*
Yup - god botherers, tell em you're Catholic - it works, they can't get out of there fast enough. I AM Catholic (non practising obviously lol ) so feel no guilt in saying it.
Pisses me right off people knocking at my door. If I want to buy something - i'll go and buy it ffs, I don't need disturbing in the little free time I have :twisted:
*Her*
Boiled eggs, runny for dunking, with toast soldiers.
Poached eggs, runny on toast.
Scrambled eggs, soft on toast with lots of pepper, or with smoked salmon.
Fried - dry fried, no crispy edges, runny yolk. On toast.
There are laws people! Dont mess with me eggs.
*Him*
PS3 thanks. Currently sucking rather badly at MW2, but thats only because I dont play every waking hour and I'm an old school PC convert. Give me a mouse and keyboard any day!
*Him*
A couple of thoughts from me..... your age may possibly be against you. We're only 30 and wouldn't consider playing with anyone under a couple of years younger and I know we would be considered too young by many on here.
Add into the mix that you're a single male (i.e small fish in a very big, very full pond lol) and the odds are already stacking against you.
You can't accommodate, only meet in a hotel - theres a recession on at the moment and a lot of us are feeling the pinch. I know for us, a hotel would be a luxury we can't afford right now - even going halves.
I'm not saying it won't happen, but for most who don't have the odds against them, it can take months and you've only given it 2 weeks - at least one of those weeks were over Christmas as well, where most folks minds were on family time, not swinging.
Swinging is not a quick fix, it's a lifestyle, not a dating site.
Sorry if that's not what you wanted to hear, but you really need to give it a bit longer and.
*Her*
Quote by Dirtygirly
No. Really no. Stop it now you crazy woman.
*Him*

Shurrup geek boy... go fix something! flipa
Quote by earthchild
ok have never watched it but you know now i am gonna have to

Yay!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I hould *fix* your telly :P
*Him*
Quote by earthchild
oh god theres loads, dont forget the strut, line dancing, macarena, and all those lovely songs that make everyone get up lol agadoo!!

Play the Macarena at me and I'll be off to find another establishment to party down in. There's just no excuse.
*Him*
I remember watching a film once called "Shag". I really was more than a touch disappointed when it turned out to be about some kind of dance.
As for actually dancing - only when drunk and generally only to house, trance, drum n bass and hip hop - all types of music that usually require at least a modicum of darkness.
I don't like people watching me... dance.
*Him*
Quote by couplefunuk
Working on family tree, then preparing veg for the roast chicken tomorrow

Oooh, I started doing that the other day. Not got very far though!
I believe tonight we shall be chowing down on a home made biryani, maybe watching a film or catching up on some NCIS and then bed.
*Him*
He meant working on the family tree, not preparing veg for lol
Ohhhhh it's all rock n roll @ the Couplefuns? rolleyes
*Her*
Quote by Bluefish2009
Working on family tree, then preparing veg for the roast chicken tomorrow

Oooh, I started doing that the other day. Not got very far though!
I believe tonight we shall be chowing down on a home made biryani, maybe watching a film or catching up on some NCIS and then bed.
*Him*