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5 Nov 2010

Quote by tyracer
my cat doesnt like them.

Neither do our three :sad: We have them sat on and around us at the moment jumping away :sad:
I like fireworks but I think they should be limited a bit more.
*Her*

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5 Nov 2010

I wish, I wish right now....that sperm would finally meet egg and we would have one baby. Just one, we're not greedy. I wish that IVF would work and we'd have one embie that would take. One baby. That's all we want. Girl, boy, we really don't care as long as it's healthy.

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5 Nov 2010

Hhehehehehehehheee
Sorry, am fecked- just for a change lol
*Her*

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1 Nov 2010

Ahhh bugger. So when exactly am I supposed to put up my Christmas decs eh? It's th nephews birthday on the 27th so am I gonna have to wait till the 11th???? My Christmas tree has never gone up so late! sad

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1 Nov 2010

Quote by tweeky
Everyone seemed to miss the main point which is why do people say they will reply to everyone and then do not. My answer probably so they get more responses from members who think they will get a reply and will do anything to get a mail. Devious and not very nice but forget it and move on a bit wiser.

I'd disagree. I think most people put that, fully intending to reply to everyone. Not realising 90% of responses will be from people who clearly haven't read what's being asked for, or if they have read it, just ignored it and replied anyway hoping for a response. Or as we call it in the recruitment industry, throw enough shit, and eventually some will stick!
We've hung our swinging boots up now, mainly (although not exclusively because of) because of timewasters and people not reading ad's or preferences (and that goes for this and several other sites we're on) Swinging is just not what it used to be and sadly, we feel missed the boat.
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28 Oct 2010

Quote by Dirtygirly
If it's any consolation I'm already planning for my next meet and that's three weeks away. :rascal:
I've already packed in my head. I've already got a little pile of stuff in the corned of my bedroom that I'm going to take in my UBER small bag cause I thought it was a good idea just to go with hand luggage!! :doh:
Onwards and upwards chick... the next time will be fabulous I'm sure. :mrgreen:

Oh really? You're very confident! wink

Handluggage isn't as small as you think :wink:
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28 Oct 2010

Quote by Jackoloves69
hi plz could someone tell me why when there is a new post on lets meet up or club meets or dogging, on most of them it says we will reply back to all messages, but they never do, why is that????????
it don't cost anything to just send a message back saying thank you for your message or yer your the one we are looking for.
to me they should be named and shamed.
they should have a place on here sw where we can name and shame the time wasters.

Ah, but what is your definition of a timewaster?
Someone who places an ad but doesn't answer? Someone who answers, says they're interested but doesn't commit to a time or date......someone who commits to a time and date and then cancels, someone who commits to a time and date, doesn't cancel and doesn't reply to any subsequent messages?
Honey, everyones definition of a timewaster is different. I'd be mightily pissed off if we were labelled as timewasters when we'd placed and ad, and not replied to anyone who didn't fit the criteria. Maybe you reply and they think you're not for them. It's easier to not reply than it is to say thanks but no thanks and get the "why, what's wrong with me" email.
Shit happens honey. There are more timewasters than genuine swingers on any site you go on. You just have to sift.
Hope you find what you're looking for.
*Her*

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28 Oct 2010

Goddamnit - it was all a complete waste of time :sad: They've only cancelled lol

We don't mind too much - i've only just got in from work and would have had to rush around getting ready and they're a 45 minute drive away.
Pizza anyone? *sigh*
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27 Oct 2010

It's probably been done before but how long does it take you to get ready for a meet?
We have a meet tomorrow and I started getting ready on Monday lol

I had my hair done and my waxing. Tonight i'm going to do my nails (fingers and toes) have a bath and scrub my skin and get clothes ready. Granted, some of this is puely because (sods law) I have to work late tomorrow rolleyes

)
Over to you?
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26 Oct 2010

Quote by essex34m

I owe you a hug you big softie
*Her*

Shush!
Ha Ha !! We all know now !! flipa

Double shush!
She does not know what she is talking about, she is riding a wave of euphoria, therefore is talking more gibberish than usual.

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
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24 Oct 2010

Quote by essex34m
Apparently, according to some, I am known as a misery, so therefore being nice goes against the grain.
Damn fine show you two, fingers crossed for you both.
Normal service will now resume.

I owe you a hug you big softie kiss

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24 Oct 2010

Quote by tweeky
We got IVF funding. Our first appointment is in 2 weeks. We're so excited and haven't stopped grinning all day :-D
*Her*

See link above wink

They cover absolutely everything on that forum, theres a section for everything in existence. If there is something you dont know or want to know then someone there will know thats for sure. Mrs used it on all three of our cycles biggrin

I would seriously suggest taking something like that on as it can be a lonely and sometimes very stressful experience. If you do end up using it send us a PM and I'll send you Mrs username on their. She is not currently active but you could read back on her post history if you were that bored lol

Who knows it may not be that long before we use it again ourselves even if it is now with severely reduced chances of any more rugrats sad

Also always feel free to PM any questions :wink:
For myself today........ Managed to stay awake for the entire episode of Match of the day :shock: Thats actually an achievement for me these days :lol:
Awwww fankoo honey. I'm on there actually (and a few others) but will pm for Mrs username to have a nosey. The support on those forums is unbelievable. It's great to know someone it's worked for - you guys give us hope!
*Her*

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23 Oct 2010

We got IVF funding. Our first appointment is in 2 weeks. We're so excited and haven't stopped grinning all day :-D
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17 Oct 2010

Pink - Funhouse.
What?! I was drunk lol

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17 Oct 2010

I've said it before and i'll say it again. I don't think it's rude to not reply. 9 times out of 10 the mail we receive is well outside our criteria. That's unsolicited and i'm not wasting my time replying when they didn't waste their time reading our profile.
I used to. Most times i'd get a response saying "why not", or "but i'm only 2/5/12 years outside your age limits" then once i'd replied to that (and the other 2 or 3 mails that had come in whilst I was doing that) I'd get another one back in response saying something to try and change my mind. So now I've got 4 to reply to with another 3 or 4 coming in whilst i'm doing that. You can see how that could get rather time consuming? You're not the only person mailing people. Once or twice I got a "well I didn't wanna fuck you anyway you ugly cow" Theres several reasons right there why some people don;t reply.
For the odd one who clearly did read our profile but we're just not attracted to, then we will usually reply.
I think a non response can be taken as a no. If you're that outraged by it then maybe a swinging site is not right for you?
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17 Oct 2010

There are SO many things we like to eat in winter, it would be hard to pick a fave.
Lamb tagine with cous cous
beef n ale pie
proper sheperds pie (with chunky bits o lamb)
A decent home made curry with naan and pickles
bangers n mash
roasts of any kind!
I guess it has to include some kind of stewing meat, a nice thick sauce / gravy of some kind and a large quantity of starch!
A steaming mug of tea and a packet of choccy oaty biscuits is a damn good start though.
(Lets not even start on puddings shall we lol

)
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15 Oct 2010

Kings of Leon - only by the night
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15 Oct 2010

U2 - Rattle & Hum.
Just changed to R.E.M - In Time - The Best of.
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9 Oct 2010

Quote by couplefunuk
Usually nothing. But if I can be bothered then either porridge (oatso simple lol) or a nice fry up (odd weekends only)
*Her*

See, now thats just wrong!
Generally it's toast n a cuppa for me, as I really can't be arsed to do more, but I'd happily have a full English during the week if someone else would come cook it for us! That and I hate the smell of frying lingering in my clothes.
Weekends depends on what we're up to. Christmas (he types wondering how close he's sailing to a ban lol) breakfast has kinda become a tradition though - Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon and a glass of OJ, followed by freshly brewed coffee for Her and tea for me.
Is it Christmas yet? Thats just whet my appetite lol.
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9 Oct 2010

Usually nothing. But if I can be bothered then either porridge (oatso simple lol) or a nice fry up (odd weekends only)
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8 Oct 2010

Quote by deancannock
and hey...it gave us ...Girls Aloud
For that alone...I vote its good !!!!

Nope - that was popstars the rivals.
X Factor has given us shuch shite as Steve Brookstein (who?) Shayne Ward (who?) Leona Lewis (OK, she's not doing too bad) Leon Jackson (?) Alexandra Burke (again, not doing too bad) Joe McElderry (who?)
JLS AND G4 were runners up and had a spot in the limelite for a while but the others above - X Xfactor creates stars? Yeah right lol

X Factor creates one hit wonders. Well done Simon Cowell - such an achievement!
Shower of shit and the proof is above :lol:
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7 Oct 2010

Armin Van Buuren's "A State of Trance 2010"
Just need to go clubbing now...
*Him*

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1 Oct 2010

Could I please have a nice large Sauvignon Blanc? That'd hit the spot nicely right now.
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28 Sep 2010

Thanks again all.
Shi - what an absolutely fabulous signature :grin: How distracting!
Sigh, off to work now.
*Her*

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27 Sep 2010

Thank you everyone, I've had a lovely day being spoilt. Been shopping for lots of lovely new underwear :rascal: and had the fantastic news that i've gone up a bra size. Yes, a lovely day indeed lol.
*Him* is now in the kitchen cooking up a storm. I have no idea what he's cooking, it's a secret, but he did a rather amazing smoked salmon terrine for lunch - slimming world friendly too!
Tweeky's, I saw the picture - very funny - i'm not sure my day was that good lol

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27 Sep 2010

Happy Birthday dearest wife,
Hope you've had a lovely weekend,
All my love,
*Him*

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26 Sep 2010

Quote by Danne
was i the only one this morning who couldnt access SH ?
it took ages to let me log on then threw me off with eror msgs
then it wouldnt let me log on
whats wrong with it ?

Lord knows but i've barely been able to use this place over the last 3/4 days.
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25 Sep 2010

I'd love one please Will. Might join you in a nice G&T - lots of Ice
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25 Sep 2010

Quote by Gorgeouslyyours
is that 5 in one bed???

It could be lol :grin:

Quote by tweeky
Thanks for the offer guys, though we will pass after seeing what happened to the last members that stayed over at yours

Tweeky - You're a dead man!
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25 Sep 2010

With it being so near Christmas - if peeps wanna save some money, we're happy to accommodate people we've at least chatted to. We can manage 5 in beds but then probably another 4 on airbeds so 9 people in total (it's a fairly big house)
We're a couple of miles away from the city centre, on the junction of the M4/M5 and right near one of the major train stations in Bristol so we're accessible.
If it'll make it cheaper for people to come then we're happy to do it.
Oh, we do a mean fry up in the morning too wink

*Her*

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