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2 months ago
Bi-curious Male, 48
Bi-curious Female, 46
UK

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I (*Her*) smoke, but when we meet, I am considerate.
If the other person was really against it (alhough can't imagine why they'd meet us if that's the case as i'm open about being a smoker!) then I won't smoke before, during or after the meet until they'd gone, although that would be difficult. I'm not a massive smoker tbh, I smoke a fair amount at work, mainly to get me away from my desk, and only one or two at home in an evening.
Nerves make me worse though lol
Each to their own really. As long as you're upfront about what you want (smoker or non smoker), I guess it's a mute point.
*Her*
This ........

....is me on Tuesday, after sitting in the sun last Sunday. The blisters on my legs burst today (yes - 6 days on!) The pic doesn't actually look as bad as it was. My legs swelled and the pain made me barely able to walk. I have never had such a bad sunburn in all my life. And I still don't know how it happened! It could be some new medication I was taking recently. Needless to say, I am no longer taking it!
This weekend I have laid on my front (glutton for punishment!) with factor 30 on and seem to be fine. For now lol
Normally i'll be out in the sun all weekend every weekend in the summer and never burn. I also don't go brown but that's besides the point :lol:
*Her*
You'd only spit on me once during sex, let me put it that way lol That however, is my choice.
It's like everything else in swinging isn't it? There are lots of things I wouldn't do, but i'd make my/our boundaries quite clear before we met someone.
*Her*
It's a tough one this. On the one hand it's not against the law, but on the other hand morally..... although i'm not sure I should be commenting on morals lol
I'm tempted to say live & let live myself. If they're advertising it, then it's blatantly obvious for all to see and others can make their own informed decision on whether they play with them or not.
Funny you posted this today, we had a message this morning from someone asking for bareback or safe fun. He got a rather short reply of "sorry, we don't play with anyone who does bareback" It's not the first time recently either so we've now included it in our profile.
*Her*
A third here with the same view as Mrs Tweeky i'm afraid. I think a lot of it does have to do with self image. On the odd occasion I get anything like that and i'm feeling good about myself then it's great. The rest of the time, I take it as sarcastic.
*Her*
Don't get me wrong, we've met people who we had only got to know through e mail, MSN and phone. We only saw face pics towards the end and by then it really didn't matter as there was a huge connection mentally.
Same with *Him* as we met online many moons ago. I actually thought he was an old man in the beginning! lol I'd fallen for him long before I saw a picture of him, just through our chats in the chatroom. I think that's why we work so well now. It was never about a physical connection for us (although we do have that) but we'd connected mentally first.
What i'm trying to get at though is the e mails saying "I wanna fuck you tonight" when we've never conversed or even swapped pics. That I find offensive.
I don't think i'm explaining myself very well.
*Her*
I should know better, being in recruitment myself, but I don't even know where my CV is. I'd have a tough time remembering dates and roles now too :shock:
I've been at my current company for 4 and a half years now and am part of the furniture. I open and close the office, recruit the staff, live in the bosses house.....so unless we go under (quite possible in the current climate) I think i'm safe.
I really should dig it out tho and update it.
*Her*
Quote by two-4-more
I've done a search and can't see that this has been done before so apologies if it has.
So when someone approaches you for a meet and you read their profile, would it put you off if you read something along the lines of age/looks not important?
Call me shallow (ok, I know i'm asking for it there!) but surely looks and age DO come into it to a certain degree.
Age, because I/we don't want to be having sex with someone the same age as my dad and looks because, well, if there isn't physical attraction then why would you have sex with someone? Unless you've taken the time to get to know them? Which on a swingers site, usually comes after a meet, not before.
We've had several messages on here and other sites where the profile stated age/looks not important and if i'm honest, my first thought was taking massive offence to it! Especially on the other site, where we don't have many pictures, so how would you know if you wanted to fuck me/us?! We've never met, never spoken..... why would you want sex with me/us.
I want to feel attractive to someone I have sex with, not like any hole's a goal.
Am I just overly sensitive? lol
*Her*

We tend to try and get toknow people a little first not just wham bam thank you lol
I highlighted usually because everyone is different. Everybody swings differently.
*Her*
Quote by MikeNorth
I agree with the others above - and you just can't believe anyone who uses that phrase really means it, can you.

I wouldn't expect things to be in a profile if they're not meant dunno Maybe i'm just naive?
Quote by MikeNorth
By the way, see also here:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/301768.html

Thank you. I didn't spot that in the 15 pages that came up in my search.
*Her*
I have a new prediction.
That England are knocked out in the first round.
*Her*
If I had to guess, at 44 minutes in..... i'd say 0-0!
I'd love to have confidence but they're not instilling much! Still, at least they're trying lol
*Her*
I've done a search and can't see that this has been done before so apologies if it has.
So when someone approaches you for a meet and you read their profile, would it put you off if you read something along the lines of age/looks not important?
Call me shallow (ok, I know i'm asking for it there!) but surely looks and age DO come into it to a certain degree.
Age, because I/we don't want to be having sex with someone the same age as my dad and looks because, well, if there isn't physical attraction then why would you have sex with someone? Unless you've taken the time to get to know them? Which on a swingers site, usually comes after a meet, not before.
We've had several messages on here and other sites where the profile stated age/looks not important and if i'm honest, my first thought was taking massive offence to it! Especially on the other site, where we don't have many pictures, so how would you know if you wanted to fuck me/us?! We've never met, never spoken..... why would you want sex with me/us.
I want to feel attractive to someone I have sex with, not like any hole's a goal.
Am I just overly sensitive? lol
*Her*
Quote by westerross
Can I have the extra virgin please???
By the way Missy I don't think a plastic sheet is going to contain what I have in mind.....
Is it possible to blow bubbles in olive oil?
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I had no idea you could be "Extra Virgin!" Is that like, not even thinking about it?
Either way, I've just spotted this isn't ladies only, so count my oily arse in!
2 Couplefuns for the price of one. Can't beat that for a BOGOF!
*Him*
Gwan then - if you'll have us lol
(and our names would have been down earlier if we'd spotted it sooner)
*Her*
Quote by noladreams
I just found this on a haircare website:
List of Supplements
In addition to making lifestyle changes, taking the following supplements every day can boost hair growth for many people:
* Vitamin B-complex - 50 mg. of the major B-vitamins (including folate, biotin and inositol)
* Vitamin B-6 - 50 mg. of vitamin B-6
* Vitamin C with bioflavonoids - one to two grams daily
* Vitamin E - 400 to 800 IU daily
* Beta-Carotene - 10,000 to 15,000 IU of beta-carotene daily
* One recommended daily dose of magnesium, sulfur, zinc
* Silica (horsetail) - 300 mg. daily
* Nettle - 250 mg. three times daily
* Flaxseed oil - one tbsp daily or one tablet
* Beta-Carotene - 10,000 to 15,000 IU of beta-carotene daily

:shock: Could you imagine taking all that every day?!
Most of those are in pregnacare lol
*Her*
It never crossed my mind to take props lol I think i'd just take my chances tbh. I mean.....what's the worst that can happen as long as you're being discreet?
*Her*
Quote by tweeky
Hi Guys
Well sorry to pick on you for just a moment, is that ok poke
The guest list. Quite a few people have mentioned this now. My question is if you dont put yours down they dont put theirs down and then neither do ........ infinity.
As for the numbers signing up for the event I do hope to hit at least 80 for the event we are doing. The last Bristol social got 80 I think without too much trouble. I am hoping with this one that if it all goes very well you get more for the next one (If I survive and decide to do another) members like NWC might be able to confirm or deny that.
Finally we did notice your pool party but its Mrs Tweekys Birthday and she wanted to go to her favorite places. If you wish though you can PM us your address, we will be in the area during the evening and may still be able to pop by biggrin If not, have a good one :thumbup:

Pick on us all ya want. We'll just come and slap ya. We know where you live lol
I see your first point, but there has to be at least a few people on there that we wanna meet/see again or else why would we spend the money?
We will definately be putting our names down for the next Bristol social. It's local and we already know a few peeps who we wanna see again. Hopefully our names going down won't put others off!!!
Re the pool party - pm gone out to ya :D It's been too long guys!
*Her*
I feel your pain with my frizzy mop! I've tried it all, olive oil, egg yolks :shock: and just about every "miracle" product out there that claims to banish dry, frizzy locks. Save your money. The only thing i've found that makes my hair reasonably easy to manage is Aussie Miracle products. The 3 minute repair conditioner is fab. It's a once a week jobbie but I use it every time I wash my hair. It smells lush too.
I used to get my hair chemically straightened which worked well, but it's so expensive. Theres a new treatment out which is similar but permanently conditions, the name escapes me, but they want around £200 a time to do it and it needs doing every 3-6 months!
*Her*
P.s if you do find anything that works, please let me know!
For us, it's mainly the guestlist lol We wouldn't really want to be in a room full of strangers, we like having our friends around us. We like to make new friends too of course.
Money doesn't really come into it although we have none :lol: We've been to Edinburgh, and Exeter and everywhere in between for munches/socials in the past so distance isn't really an issue for us either.
Edited as i've been thinking whilst I went outside for a ciggie :lol:
I think to be honest, as far as socials/munches go, theres a real CBA thing going on for at least the last year or two.
Our first ever social was on here and there must have been about 80-100 people there. Fast forward to now and you barely get any interest. We organised a few on site and as the years have gone on, people just stopped putting their names down (not just for ours I hasten to add!) or dropped out.
We're having a pool party this weekend at our house and the numbers went from 15 confirmed (which is a reasonable amount for a house party) to 8 in the last few days! I have no idea but it seems to be a common theme across several sites.
*Her*
Thanks for your permission Her :P lol
I guess still being at the "curious" L-plate (or V, whichever you prefer!) stage and having had bugger all experience aside from a very brief handjob, it's kinda hard to say from a personal perspective.
I can understand where you're coming from though BIoke. I've heard people talking on the subject before and it does seem that there are guys that consider themselves straight, but will entertain different levels of man on man contact.
Would it be too annoying to just put it down to the "rich tapestry of life" and to try to work out what I enjoy? Think I'll ease myself in gently to begin with...
I'm going to stop now - FAR to many double entendres in this reply....
*Him*
Quote by BIoke
I'm getting more and more baffled by the fact that some of the single females on here and couples I know struggle to find decent bi blokes. There's lots (OK, quite a few!)around, they just tend to play under the radar.. seriously, I know some really hot ones and am happy to share, as are they - shall I start a club? :twisted:
PS: Mr Couple comes into the 'hot' category if my memory serves me correctly.. I'm sure you guys had pics 'elsewhere' at some point ;)

<hijack>
You'd be so disappointed if we met in real life!
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I'm not closet per se, just never had the opportunity to decide!
*Him*
Ohhhhh - good thread BIoke. I shall let *Him* speak for himself (for once lol ) though
*Her*
Quote by BIoke
I'm getting more and more baffled by the fact that some of the single females on here and couples I know struggle to find decent bi blokes. There's lots (OK, quite a few!)around, they just tend to play under the radar.. seriously, I know some really hot ones and am happy to share, as are they - shall I start a club? :twisted:
PS: Mr Couple comes into the 'hot' category if my memory serves me correctly.. I'm sure you guys had pics 'elsewhere' at some point ;)

Share, share, share lol.
We do/did have pics elswhere wink Lots of em too biggrin
I'd agree, he does come into the 'hot' category but then i'm biased lol
*Her*
I have to admit I was (pleasantly) surprised at the number of men who replied to our ad, whose profile stated straight but were actually open to a bit of Bi fun. Hopefully they aren't just saying that to get to the pussy lol
*Her*
Quote by Kaznkev
hi
Screwing a married woman who is so cheating on her hubby must be so tiring /draining - give it up

Screwing a married woman whos hubby is there and watching must be so boring- give it up
What about a married woman whose husband isnt there but knows and since he believes one human cannot own another doesnt mind?
that sounds like justifying something to yourself to me.
I must be in denial too then
And so must my husband who has had a constant hard on everytime he thinks about me shagging this other guy.
That's it Brucie, we're all in denial - not you. wink
*Her*
Couple can i join you in denial,i think we might have a lot to talk about :wink:
Feel free :wink: I get the feeling there'll be a few more along soon to join us in the naughty corner :grin:
*Her*
Quote by brucie
hi
Screwing a married woman who is so cheating on her hubby must be so tiring /draining - give it up

Screwing a married woman whos hubby is there and watching must be so boring- give it up
What about a married woman whose husband isnt there but knows and since he believes one human cannot own another doesnt mind?
that sounds like justifying something to yourself to me.
I must be in denial too then
And so must my husband who has had a constant hard on everytime he thinks about me shagging this other guy.
That's it Brucie, we're all in denial - not you. wink
*Her*
I'm with Staggers - Media Monkey is fantastic and pretty quick too.
iTunes sucks botty - and not in a good way!
*Him*